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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
So what's the craic with leprechauns Ive only ever seen two and then ran like hell at me shouting feck off ya ejit holding thier crotches im beginning to wonder if this pot of gold thing is a ploy to distract us from thier huge buldges in thier pants. Any ideas |
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"So what's the craic with leprechauns Ive only ever seen two and then ran like hell at me shouting feck off ya ejit holding thier crotches im beginning to wonder if this pot of gold thing is a ploy to distract us from thier huge buldges in thier pants. Any ideas "
Are you high? |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"So what's the craic with leprechauns Ive only ever seen two and then ran like hell at me shouting feck off ya ejit holding thier crotches im beginning to wonder if this pot of gold thing is a ploy to distract us from thier huge buldges in thier pants. Any ideas
Are you high?"
Lmao not today thank you. I was just having one of those pondering moments and where better to ask than here xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw one with ginger wig and big hat.no pot of gold but had a pint and beer belly so gold might of been up his jumper . 
Aww so you see it's not only me then is it The plot tickens. X"
Wonder if they have gold Willy  |
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By *atr247Man
over a year ago
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"So what's the craic with leprechauns Ive only ever seen two and then ran like hell at me shouting feck off ya ejit holding thier crotches im beginning to wonder if this pot of gold thing is a ploy to distract us from thier huge buldges in thier pants. Any ideas "
Those must have been the Michael Jackson Leprechauns
As for the rest of the leprechauns, they are gone drinking whisky and Guinness in the rain fighting and listening to river dance and the corrs - and the pot of gold is that bulging sack they have begorrah and begosh |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"So what's the craic with leprechauns Ive only ever seen two and then ran like hell at me shouting feck off ya ejit holding thier crotches im beginning to wonder if this pot of gold thing is a ploy to distract us from thier huge buldges in thier pants. Any ideas
Those must have been the Michael Jackson Leprechauns
As for the rest of the leprechauns, they are gone drinking whisky and Guinness in the rain fighting and listening to river dance and the corrs - and the pot of gold is that bulging sack they have begorrah and begosh "
Now we're talking
Have the got willies. Ive never seen a leorachaunette
The Corrs mmmmmm yes even Jim x
And Guinness actually I don't think they have the patience to wait for one to pour so whiskey for sure. I gotta find me one and reach into his velvet trousers and have a rummage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am one...shhhhhh...dont tell anyone though...Dey myt cum afta me little gold willy....;-)
Yav a gold willie omg do you cum tinsel or shoot nuggets x"
Golden nuggets |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Ohhhh i could be a little breakfast dispenser! 
Then go for walk find a rainbow and get pot of gold "
Go for a walk get pissed wet through your toast will go soggy only to find a leprechaun wanking into an empty pot singing somewhere over the rainbow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhhh i could be a little breakfast dispenser!
Then go for walk find a rainbow and get pot of gold
Go for a walk get pissed wet through your toast will go soggy only to find a leprechaun wanking into an empty pot singing somewhere over the rainbow "
Pmsl and it hurts as back killing me .Lol |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Ohhhh i could be a little breakfast dispenser!
Then go for walk find a rainbow and get pot of gold
Go for a walk get pissed wet through your toast will go soggy only to find a leprechaun wanking into an empty pot singing somewhere over the rainbow
Pmsl and it hurts as back killing me .Lol "
Sorry I'm Irish I can't help the madness xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh i could be a little breakfast dispenser!
Then go for walk find a rainbow and get pot of gold
Go for a walk get pissed wet through your toast will go soggy only to find a leprechaun wanking into an empty pot singing somewhere over the rainbow
Pmsl and it hurts as back killing me .Lol
Sorry I'm Irish I can't help the madness xx"
Only been to Ireland once and it was funny as kebab they put mayo on and sold pints of Smirnoff ice .I was ill .My friend and I ended up doing hand stands in hotel room .Both of us didn't have breakfast |
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By *atr247Man
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh i could be a little breakfast dispenser!
Then go for walk find a rainbow and get pot of gold
Go for a walk get pissed wet through your toast will go soggy only to find a leprechaun wanking into an empty pot singing somewhere over the rainbow
Pmsl and it hurts as back killing me .Lol
Sorry I'm Irish I can't help the madness xx
Only been to Ireland once and it was funny as kebab they put mayo on and sold pints of Smirnoff ice .I was ill .My friend and I ended up doing hand stands in hotel room .Both of us didn't have breakfast "
Come back again and I'll volunteer to spank your ass for you. Smirnoff ice in any volume will make you ill. There are other cloudy white liquids to drink that taste better and don't have the same after effects as for hand stands - as long as there naked that's fine by me |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Ohhhh i could be a little breakfast dispenser!
Then go for walk find a rainbow and get pot of gold
Go for a walk get pissed wet through your toast will go soggy only to find a leprechaun wanking into an empty pot singing somewhere over the rainbow
Pmsl and it hurts as back killing me .Lol
Sorry I'm Irish I can't help the madness xx
Only been to Ireland once and it was funny as kebab they put mayo on and sold pints of Smirnoff ice .I was ill .My friend and I ended up doing hand stands in hotel room .Both of us didn't have breakfast "
Garlic mayo and chilli can't beat it. But I reckon was drink made you so ill rather than kebab lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhhh i could be a little breakfast dispenser!
Then go for walk find a rainbow and get pot of gold
Go for a walk get pissed wet through your toast will go soggy only to find a leprechaun wanking into an
empty pot singing somewhere over the rainbow
Pmsl and it hurts as back killing me .Lol
Sorry I'm Irish I can't help the madness xx
Only been to Ireland once and it was funny as kebab they put mayo on and sold pints of Smirnoff ice .I was ill .My friend and I ended up doing hand stands in hotel room .Both of us didn't have breakfast
Garlic mayo and chilli can't beat it. But I reckon was drink made you so ill rather than kebab lol "
Lol the mayo slipped off onto my shoe and it looked like sperm and didn't notice it until someone did .I blame the mayo had nothing to do with the pints of Smirnoff ice |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Ohhhh i could be a little breakfast dispenser!
Then go for walk find a rainbow and get pot of gold
Go for a walk get pissed wet through your toast will go soggy only to find a leprechaun wanking into an
empty pot singing somewhere over the rainbow
Pmsl and it hurts as back killing me .Lol
Sorry I'm Irish I can't help the madness xx
Only been to Ireland once and it was funny as kebab they put mayo on and sold pints of Smirnoff ice .I was ill .My friend and I ended up doing hand stands in hotel room .Both of us didn't have breakfast
Garlic mayo and chilli can't beat it. But I reckon was drink made you so ill rather than kebab lol
Lol the mayo slipped off onto my shoe and it looked like sperm and didn't notice it until someone did .I blame the mayo had nothing to do with the pints of Smirnoff ice "
Lol what sort of sperm are you used to lol well must have been the lettuce then its picked by virgins on the south slopes of the dublin mountains xx
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"Ohhhh i could be a little breakfast dispenser!
Then go for walk find a rainbow and get pot of gold
Go for a walk get pissed wet through your toast will go soggy only to find a leprechaun wanking into an
empty pot singing somewhere over the rainbow
Pmsl and it hurts as back killing me .Lol
Sorry I'm Irish I can't help the madness xx
Only been to Ireland once and it was funny as kebab they put mayo on and sold pints of Smirnoff ice .I was ill .My friend and I ended up doing hand stands in hotel room .Both of us didn't have breakfast
Garlic mayo and chilli can't beat it. But I reckon was drink made you so ill rather than kebab lol
Lol the mayo slipped off onto my shoe and it looked like sperm and didn't notice it until someone did .I blame the mayo had nothing to do with the pints of Smirnoff ice
Lol what sort of sperm are you used to lol well must have been the lettuce then its picked by virgins on the south slopes of the dublin mountains xx
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Some syrup and some mayo lol
Yes the lettuce lay heavy when I did hand stands |
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