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"I've only got another 8 minutes of freedom left " You need a white knight and his noble steed to save you | |||
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"I've only got another 8 minutes of freedom left You need a white knight and his noble steed to save you " Haha I think I can manage only a few hours left! Then I've got 10 days off! | |||
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"I've only got another 8 minutes of freedom left You need a white knight and his noble steed to save you Haha I think I can manage only a few hours left! Then I've got 10 days off! " Yaaaaaaay party time | |||
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"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on " I ain't got a clue either, I'm just random wording | |||
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"Yo" Yo beeyatch what's a crack-a-lacking in da hood? | |||
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"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on I ain't got a clue either, I'm just random wording " I'll give that a go! | |||
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"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on " That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x | |||
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"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x " Nothing to do with me *whistles innocently* | |||
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"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x Nothing to do with me *whistles innocently*" Ha ha, I've started talking about poo at home, my kids are disgusted x | |||
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"Yo Yo beeyatch what's a crack-a-lacking in da hood?" Fuck all. | |||
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"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday? " Only for a few more hours | |||
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"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday? " I'm sorry but yes thank goodness | |||
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"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday? Only for a few more hours " Ha true! I feel like it should be at least Thursday! | |||
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"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday? " Yes, the days are dragging x | |||
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"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday? Only for a few more hours Ha true! I feel like it should be at least Thursday!" It could be worse Monday | |||
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"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday? Only for a few more hours Ha true! I feel like it should be at least Thursday! It could be worse Monday " Don't swear! | |||
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"Evening. Is it really only Tuesday? Only for a few more hours Ha true! I feel like it should be at least Thursday! It could be worse Monday Don't swear! " Fuck! Sorry | |||
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"evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff" It was good, I like her as an actress x | |||
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"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x Nothing to do with me *whistles innocently* Ha ha, I've started talking about poo at home, my kids are disgusted x " Love it, they can thank auntie peach | |||
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"evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff It was good, I like her as an actress x " me too - hasnt been in anything bad - the unforgiven was amazing | |||
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"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x Nothing to do with me *whistles innocently* Ha ha, I've started talking about poo at home, my kids are disgusted x Love it, they can thank auntie peach " I shall tell them that x | |||
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"evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff It was good, I like her as an actress x me too - hasnt been in anything bad - the unforgiven was amazing " Oh I've not seen that. Will check it out x | |||
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"evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff It was good, I like her as an actress x me too - hasnt been in anything bad - the unforgiven was amazing Oh I've not seen that. Will check it out x " i had to look up the name of it - was a few years ago - | |||
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"Evening! I really should try and join these threads, but they usually move so fast and when I look in, I've no idea what's going on That's part of the fun. Though it's usually shit talk x Nothing to do with me *whistles innocently* Ha ha, I've started talking about poo at home, my kids are disgusted x Love it, they can thank auntie peach " Potty mouth peach Could be a new name | |||
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"evening - just watched doctor foster - love suranne jones stuff It was good, I like her as an actress x me too - hasnt been in anything bad - the unforgiven was amazing Oh I've not seen that. Will check it out x i had to look up the name of it - was a few years ago - " Oh it will be on the net somewhere x | |||
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"Morning swing, late night for you x " Just settling down to sleep and noticed the time | |||
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"Morning again " Deja vu, morning swing x | |||
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"Morning again Deja vu, morning swing x " Lol.. and round and round we go... hmmm.. makes me think of a circle of fine sexies with continuous licking | |||
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"Morning again Deja vu, morning swing x " Morning again Angie | |||
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"Good morning you lovely lot " Morning baby cakes | |||
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"morning - tinnitus through the roof - fkn do one" Oh I hate when that happens. Hopefully it soon gets back down to a manageable level x | |||
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"Good morning you lovely lot Morning baby cakes " Morning cuddle bear | |||
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"I'm on a bus on the way to the train station and I have bus rage. " Oh dear - is that a thing? Hope you don't get train rage too!! | |||
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"[Inability to type a coherent sentence Removed by poster at 20/09/17 08:50:16]" I hope my affliction improves before I get to work | |||
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"I'm on a bus on the way to the train station and I have bus rage. " Hopefully the bus at least has Wi-Fi | |||
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"I'm on a bus on the way to the train station and I have bus rage. " Bus wanker! I had that the other weekend when I had part rail replacement on the way back from Brum. Buses make me feel sick | |||
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"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again..." The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X | |||
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"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again... The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X " I used to get the latter in both ears, now that only happens if I am physically exhausted or headachy. But it's constant in the left, like now.. | |||
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"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again... The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X I used to get the latter in both ears, now that only happens if I am physically exhausted or headachy. But it's constant in the left, like now.." That's awful, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Then it also gets distracting as well. Terrible condition x | |||
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"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again... The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X I used to get the latter in both ears, now that only happens if I am physically exhausted or headachy. But it's constant in the left, like now.. That's awful, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Then it also gets distracting as well. Terrible condition x " mine is way worse when im over tired - my insomnia has been cruel the last few months so this week whilst im off the doc has given me sleeping pills - im thinking thats maybe the difference - | |||
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"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again... The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X I used to get the latter in both ears, now that only happens if I am physically exhausted or headachy. But it's constant in the left, like now.. That's awful, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Then it also gets distracting as well. Terrible condition x mine is way worse when im over tired - my insomnia has been cruel the last few months so this week whilst im off the doc has given me sleeping pills - im thinking thats maybe the difference - " Insomnia and tinnitus what a combination, I don't envy you | |||
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"Damn, now you've mentioned it I can hear mine again... The pulsing noise I can manage it's when I get that high pitched constant sound that's more annoying. X I used to get the latter in both ears, now that only happens if I am physically exhausted or headachy. But it's constant in the left, like now.. That's awful, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Then it also gets distracting as well. Terrible condition x mine is way worse when im over tired - my insomnia has been cruel the last few months so this week whilst im off the doc has given me sleeping pills - im thinking thats maybe the difference - Insomnia and tinnitus what a combination, I don't envy you " oh they are copable with - i have ongoing back problems that i take ridiculous amount codeine and naproxen for - when thats bad - then i really feel sorry for myself - but just get on with it - have no choice | |||
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"Who is providing the lunchtime spooning today? " *waves* | |||
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"Who is providing the lunchtime spooning today? *waves*" Right on time .... snuggle on in | |||
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"Who is providing the lunchtime spooning today? *waves* Right on time .... snuggle on in " How lovely. | |||
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"I've just had my nap " A nap at this time of the day! X | |||
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"Who is providing the lunchtime spooning today? " I'd love a lunch time spoon | |||
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"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment " Oh no, it's fatal having a box of them open. Just so easy to eat on the go. X | |||
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"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment " Oooo matchmakers, don't mind if I do. | |||
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"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment " I ate a pack of 5 Jam donuts for lunch | |||
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"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment " they are moreish | |||
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"I've just had my nap A nap at this time of the day! X " I've had a busy morning shopping washing and cake baking | |||
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"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment I ate a pack of 5 Jam donuts for lunch " 5, I struggle with 1 x | |||
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"I've just had my nap A nap at this time of the day! X I've had a busy morning shopping washing and cake baking " Aww, do you need me to come and make you a coffee now, can't be having you over exert yourself again x | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole." You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed " Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up " Oh no | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no " he will be fine | |||
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"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment " I'm up for the job! | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine " Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! " I'm an angel and full of sympathy | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy " I feel a bed bath may be required. | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required." Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty " Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies." Talc omg, next you'll want a nappy | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty " i give a mean and efficient bed bath | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies." I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores | |||
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"Someone please come and take this box of mint matchmakers away from me It's been open about 3 minutes and I'm in to the second compartment I'm up for the job!" You were way too late | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores " If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is " Hehe he may be into sounding | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is Hehe he may be into sounding " Do you do XXL catheters? | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is Hehe he may be into sounding Do you do XXL catheters?" Yep if you really want it! | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is Hehe he may be into sounding Do you do XXL catheters? Yep if you really want it! " I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper. | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is Hehe he may be into sounding Do you do XXL catheters? Yep if you really want it! I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper." Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice! | |||
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"Afternoon all Sausage bap in the hot food bit in Sainsbury's reduced to 69p Reduced to nothingness by me " Your sausage oooft Oh not that | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is Hehe he may be into sounding Do you do XXL catheters? Yep if you really want it! I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper. Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice! " if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too - | |||
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"Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please?" That sentence is so so wrong | |||
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"Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please? That sentence is so so wrong " I'll make it worth their while | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is Hehe he may be into sounding Do you do XXL catheters? Yep if you really want it! I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper. Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice! if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too - " See we can both be nice sometimes | |||
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"Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please? That sentence is so so wrong I'll make it worth their while" 69? Sausage bap? The possibilities are endless | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is Hehe he may be into sounding Do you do XXL catheters? Yep if you really want it! I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper. Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice! if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too - " Is that really a thing? | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is Hehe he may be into sounding Do you do XXL catheters? Yep if you really want it! I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper. Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice! if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too - See we can both be nice sometimes " Don't be too nice | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is Hehe he may be into sounding Do you do XXL catheters? Yep if you really want it! I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper. Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice! if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too - See we can both be nice sometimes Don't be too nice" Why? But I am nice though! | |||
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"Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please?" You're one of those needy 'I'm gonna die of man flu' types! I can't help, I don't knowingly go near anyone with germs. I spray them with antibacterial spray and quarantine them | |||
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"Can somebody bring me a 69p sausage bap please? You're one of those needy 'I'm gonna die of man flu' types! I can't help, I don't knowingly go near anyone with germs. I spray them with antibacterial spray and quarantine them " I wouldn't worry about the possibility of infection, if you found a 69p Sausage bap you'd win the Bear Grylls award for discovery! | |||
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"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies " You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet | |||
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"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet " Good point, well made baby cakes | |||
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"Just on train back from London, long way to go for a 20 minute meeting when you feel like Satan's arsehole. You not feeling any better yet? Get yourself off home and tuck yourself into bed Not really, going straight home and putting my feet up Oh no he will be fine Give the man some sympathy you harsh woman! I'm an angel and full of sympathy I feel a bed bath may be required. Errrrrrrr that's not sympathy, that's above and beyond the call of duty Don't give me that you'd love it, is someone else going to apply the talc? Need to make sure to get it in all the nooks and crannies. I can catheterise you, save you having to move to pee, we'll ensure you're turned regular to avoid pressure sores If that's not incentive enough to get better, I'm not sure what is Hehe he may be into sounding Do you do XXL catheters? Yep if you really want it! I'm home now and got my new PJ's on that my mum bought me for my birthday, big glass of water and Vicks all over my chest. I'm a little trooper. Aww you'll be feeling better in no time. See I can be nice! if you have a bad chest rub vicks on the soles of your feet - i can be nice too - Is that really a thing?" it truly is | |||
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"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet Good point, well made baby cakes " I couldn't have you devouring afternoon tea with dirty hands | |||
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"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet " Oh pink you'd love the stuff I have, even get a posh holder for them. It's much better than the horrible plain ones here. I wouldn't use any others now x | |||
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"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet Good point, well made baby cakes I couldn't have you devouring afternoon tea with dirty hands " You're so good to me | |||
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"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet Oh pink you'd love the stuff I have, even get a posh holder for them. It's much better than the horrible plain ones here. I wouldn't use any others now x " Oh I remember you showing me at the social, I've actually seen some somewhere since then | |||
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"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet Good point, well made baby cakes I couldn't have you devouring afternoon tea with dirty hands You're so good to me " 5am early morning calls being my speciality | |||
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"Evening peeps" Evening princess poop | |||
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"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies You weren't complaining after you'd used a public toilet Good point, well made baby cakes I couldn't have you devouring afternoon tea with dirty hands You're so good to me 5am early morning calls being my speciality " | |||
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"Evening peeps Evening princess poop " | |||
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"Babs and Pink have shares in antibacterial hand gel companies " I wish I did | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. " Good choice | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. " | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice " I thought so. Food of the gods! | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. " Don't look at me like that haha! | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! " To be fair, I would have chosen peanut butter if I was too lazy to cook | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! " I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! To be fair, I would have chosen peanut butter if I was too lazy to cook " I can't eat it after a vivid dream I had not long ago in which I made my own peanut butter with erm butter and peanuts. I was a big fan until then. | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too" They deliver pork scratchings? Tell me more. | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Don't look at me like that haha! " crunchy pigskin | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Don't look at me like that haha! crunchy pigskin " I'd eat you if you were crunchy and salty. | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too They deliver pork scratchings? Tell me more. " I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way. | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Don't look at me like that haha! crunchy pigskin I'd eat you if you were crunchy and salty. " i could arrange that i guess - wouldnt you like me as i am though -soft and sweet | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too They deliver pork scratchings? Tell me more. I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way." Obviously not that unwell then if you can eat and think about eating | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Don't look at me like that haha! crunchy pigskin I'd eat you if you were crunchy and salty. i could arrange that i guess - wouldnt you like me as i am though -soft and sweet " I was told not to be too nice, don't know if I should be offended | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too They deliver pork scratchings? Tell me more. I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way." I'd have eaten them by the time I got there and then what? | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Don't look at me like that haha! crunchy pigskin I'd eat you if you were crunchy and salty. i could arrange that i guess - wouldnt you like me as i am though -soft and sweet " | |||
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"just an aside bit of happiness - my son is in the uk and i get son hugs tomorrow night - " Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy | |||
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"just an aside bit of happiness - my son is in the uk and i get son hugs tomorrow night - Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy " Fat thumb on the devil emoji Nanna | |||
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"just an aside bit of happiness - my son is in the uk and i get son hugs tomorrow night - Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy Fat thumb on the devil emoji Nanna " hahaha - my face when i read the text | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too They deliver pork scratchings? Tell me more. I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way. I'd have eaten them by the time I got there and then what? " You could share my sausage bap? | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too They deliver pork scratchings? Tell me more. I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way. I'd have eaten them by the time I got there and then what? You could share my sausage bap?" It wouldn't be the first time I've been lured with a sausage. We talking Cumberland? | |||
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"Morning sausage bap anyone? " Morning, anyone heard off the dying swan? | |||
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"Morning sausage bap anyone? Morning, anyone heard off the dying swan? " Nah that's unlikely he's crap at messaging even when he isn't dying | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too They deliver pork scratchings? Tell me more. I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way. I'd have eaten them by the time I got there and then what? You could share my sausage bap? It wouldn't be the first time I've been lured with a sausage. We talking Cumberland? " Bit of an odd shape to work with but whatever floats your boat | |||
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"Word to your mothers." What you doing awake? | |||
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"I can provide a chipolata for a finger roll?" Pigs in blankets, now I love them | |||
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"Word to your mothers. What you doing awake? " | |||
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"Morning all x " Morning | |||
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"Morning nob rots " Morning princess poop | |||
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"Morning nob rots Morning princess poop " that's gonna stick | |||
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"Morning nob rots Morning princess poop that's gonna stick " I'm aware of this. | |||
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"Good evening. I'm just home and it's been a long day. Too tired to cook so I've opted for pork scratchings. Good choice I thought so. Food of the gods! I'm open to pork scratching deliveries too They deliver pork scratchings? Tell me more. I was hoping you would deliver them to me, I already have a 69p sausage bap on the way. I'd have eaten them by the time I got there and then what? You could share my sausage bap? It wouldn't be the first time I've been lured with a sausage. We talking Cumberland? " More of a Mortadella tbh, big fancy sausage. | |||
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"Morning sausage bap anyone? Morning, anyone heard off the dying swan? Nah that's unlikely he's crap at messaging even when he isn't dying " Oi | |||
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