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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So i always get mail that starts "Hi im an older guy...." due to having my preference on my profile.
How would you sell yourself to the person above?
No skipping-it'll probably be funnier if you're not their type! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So i always get mail that starts "Hi im an older guy...." due to having my preference on my profile.
How would you sell yourself to the person above?
No skipping-it'll probably be funnier if you're not their type! "
Hello.. I am an older man with a large bank balance and no common sense 
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"So i always get mail that starts "Hi im an older guy...." due to having my preference on my profile.
How would you sell yourself to the person above?
No skipping-it'll probably be funnier if you're not their type!
Hello.. I am an older man with a large bank balance and no common sense
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Hi. I won a pool tournament in Centre Parc when I was aged 14 and 3/4s.
If your pool team is ever short give me a nod. I've played a few games |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
Hi....I was hoping to get some cooking lessons, can you please teach me the best way to heat up a sausage, also can you show me how to make a cucumber more appealing,
Im realy good at cooking beans on toast.x |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"Has excellent oral skills and knows what I want x 
Knows what you want or who you want.....
Oh Hello!! 
If you'd like to drive over 100 miles to find a frigid old fart at the door - who probably hasn't shaved for a week and has no milk in the fridge for a cuppa after your journey - I'm definitely your woman!! "
Hello love, Did you call about getting a bush trimmed?? Let's have a quick peek before I wipe my tools out and see if we can create you a masterpiece  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spares or repairs,
Free to collect,
Can deliver locally.
Forget Hull, I'll show you Heaven.
Haha nice 1"
I'll let you give me a filling if i can nibble your pastry |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Spares or repairs,
Free to collect,
Can deliver locally.
Forget Hull, I'll show you Heaven.
Haha nice 1
I'll let you give me a filling if i can nibble your pastry "
Sold! Actually blushing in the office lmao |
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