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over a year ago
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Said to me..how long you been drinking?
I replied nearly 40 years
She said the money you have spent on drink you could have bought a aeroplane.
A bloody aeroplane I said...yes you could.
I said how much do you drink?
She said none I have never drank.
Well I said where's your fucking aeroplane....  |
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Said to me..how long you been drinking?
I replied nearly 40 years
She said the money you have spent on drink you could have bought a aeroplane.
A bloody aeroplane I said...yes you could.
I said how much do you drink?
She said none I have never drank.
Well I said where's your fucking aeroplane.... "
She could buy the upcoming new iPhone and use it, wait for it. In aeroplane mode. Aeroplane mode! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Said to me..how long you been drinking?
I replied nearly 40 years
She said the money you have spent on drink you could have bought a aeroplane.
A bloody aeroplane I said...yes you could.
I said how much do you drink?
She said none I have never drank.
Well I said where's your fucking aeroplane....
She could buy the upcoming new iPhone and use it, wait for it. In aeroplane mode. Aeroplane mode!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't get it....... not the bit about the aeroplane ....
I don't get the bit about you having a girlfriend .....
Bwahahahahaha Muahahahaha mWUhahahahah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't get it....... not the bit about the aeroplane ....
I don't get the bit about you having a girlfriend .....
Bwahahahahaha Muahahahaha mWUhahahahah "
Feck off its still to early in the morning to battle  |
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