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Annoying statuses

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Having a look around all the statuses on here and they are mostly angry rants or often repeated but desperately annoying comments.

The status that grind my gears the most are the 'bored.com' ones. Putting '.com' at the end of a word has never been funny and letting everyone know that you're bored does not paint you in a good light. Get off this site and live a little. Get a hobby etc. Don't expect to be entertained.

Sorry for the rant but I was wondering what was everybody else's most annoying status.

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By *DontExistWoman over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i did find that funny though, putting .com on the end of a word.

i think all the shitty selfish statuses piss me off so never look at the homepage hardly for that reason.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

rarely put a status up - but some are funny - an easy way of reaching out to the masses

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By *typical guyMan over a year ago

wigan

It's like Facebook sometimes on the local updates. It's occasionally funny, often cringey. Good way of filtering out drama Queens and narcissists though, as well as the men pretending to be couples that keep posting "male half free today".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife...

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Some people's bizarre and desperate statuses are most amusing. Some of them read like a public breakdown.

It's like the polar opposite of Radio 4's Thought For the Day!

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By *aterjetWoman over a year ago

South West

"The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife..."

What happens if the wrong female/male takes it as them. Awkward!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The "poor me I'm having such a shit day" statuses annoy me - am I expected to PM them to enquiry as to what has pissed them off?!

And the statuses directed at one particular person.... "shame you didn't bother to message me to cancel" etc...... just send the bloody person a PM rather than do a status if you have something to say!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines I hate Mondays because I do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I block people who often post negative statuses, or statuses picking fights with other members.

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

I have one today! But I don't use it often.

I use it as a filter and negative/rants/or a status used to insult others get blocked

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By *alcmarCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain now ex High Barnet

Actually the thing that has been getting my goat recently has been the rash of bunny ears and cartoon noses added to pictures. These people aren't five years old for god's sake - why act it?

Apologies the grumpy old curmudgeon in me is coming out today...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife...

What happens if the wrong female/male takes it as them. Awkward!"

I assume it is about me, then I remember I don't meet people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife...

What happens if the wrong female/male takes it as them. Awkward!

I assume it is about me, then I remember I don't meet people

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deffo the 'Bored' statuses are the worst.

Warning: I posted a status referring to a plumber coming round last week. Was inundated with offers to fix my toilet. Seemingly fab is NOT packed with men looking for sex, but rather frustrated handymen looking to offer their services..

Ladies, do not even hint at needing a job done unless you want a busy week managing your inbox.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Deffo the 'Bored' statuses are the worst.

Ladies, do not even hint at needing a job done unless you want a busy week managing your inbox."

Sounds like a dodgy 70's porn film intro.... "Hello, I've come to repair your toilet"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Deffo the 'Bored' statuses are the worst.

Ladies, do not even hint at needing a job done unless you want a busy week managing your inbox.

Sounds like a dodgy 70's porn film intro.... "Hello, I've come to repair your toilet"

That was what I suggested in my status. Hadn't anticipated the flood of offers!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually the thing that has been getting my goat recently has been the rash of bunny ears and cartoon noses added to pictures. These people aren't five years old for god's sake - why act it?

Apologies the grumpy old curmudgeon in me is coming out today..."

No I agree snap chat is the work of the devil

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have one today! But I don't use it often.

I use it as a filter and negative/rants/or a status used to insult others get blocked"

Your status is great...if Jay was on here, he'd go 'fabswingers...completed it'

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Having a look around all the statuses on here and they are mostly angry rants or often repeated but desperately annoying comments.

Sorry for the rant but I was wondering what was everybody else's most annoying status."

I like to put fun updates on break the monotony of i wana fuck you stupid lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife...

What happens if the wrong female/male takes it as them. Awkward!

I assume it is about me, then I remember I don't meet people

I'm not sure if being the 'who you are' is good or bad. Part of me would actually like it, especially if they are a prolific 'bored.com' poster

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I tend to use it when I'm having a break to let people know when they're looking through the 'near me' to pass over.

I never really look at my homepage, but if someone messages me and has a whiny, passive aggressive style status, I'll autodelete.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just want to point out that I'm not against statuses at all. Some can be very useful, funny and informative.

Just dislike the whiney ones.

Also not a big fan of the smug 'still can't walk after being boned by you know who' (wouldn't mind being 'you know who' in this instance) or the 'When you're.....'- this ain't no meme

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

You don't know who you are, nor that I'm bored. Thinking of giving up - should I go?

Whiny doesn't attract - though perhaps that's a pity, as if they all joined together it could brighten things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a look around all the statuses on here and they are mostly angry rants or often repeated but desperately annoying comments.

Sorry for the rant but I was wondering what was everybody else's most annoying status."

Rant.com

#ranting

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

those that put they are in somewhere they dont actually live..... do they not think to change their location before updating as it only goes onto the local area they are actually registered with on their personal details

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw one just now that simply said 'board'.

Now I'm thinking, did they mean chessboard? Cheeseboard? Or perhaps surfboard?

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

There was one in my area last week constantly saying how she was skint and putting up meets. Probably drives a Ford escort.

This weekend a lady wanting fit, muscular, good looking men. Nothing wrong with what you want but wasn't even in the same league. The weekend finished with a pop at all men in general. Haha aim a bit lower next weekend

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Guilty of the "odd" status post, or 3.....especially when wasted!

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

We use a status to get usually another male to join us

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

We try and reflect something about us, we generally like a laugh, but now and again we come across something profound and like to share it, did one on Saturday and had tons of messages saying how much they liked it, made us smile.

We don't like the ones that sound desperate, will take anything type messages that may be their thing, but its not really selling themselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We need to be more like F.. book

Let's post statuses of what we have had for tea, our beautiful holiday, our cat in a dress, or share this photo of my cock if you hate cancer...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw a status that said " can anybody tell me why I hear a flapping sound when I hsve wank" sweet baby jesus how long is your foreskin?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"those that put they are in somewhere they dont actually live..... do they not think to change their location before updating as it only goes onto the local area they are actually registered with on their personal details"

Dunno what you mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally agree! Just attention seeking...and really annoys me. So i avoid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need to be more like F.. book

Let's post statuses of what we have had for tea, our beautiful holiday, our cat in a dress, or share this photo of my cock if you hate cancer..."
and the kids in new school uniforms,pics usually taken standing by the shit fireplace

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

We mostly use ours for meets now.

But bored is a big bear of mine too. I don't need to see anything else in the profile, that tells me everything I need to know, which is we aren't going to meet

I do titter at the less regular forum posters who get annoyed and put up ranty updates telling us we're all c***ts too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stati ?

#Latinpolice

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

"We need to be more like F.. book

Let's post statuses of what we have had for tea, our beautiful holiday, our cat in a dress, or share this photo of my cock if you hate cancer... and the kids in new school uniforms,pics usually taken standing by the shit fireplace"

Like you take

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

There ya go...all you "haters" lol Sitting back wi ma popcorn and wine, yea they DO go together!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Update: 'I'm leaving this site soon'. (Let me just run that through my bullshit-o-meter....hang on...Ah yes! Here's the translation: 'I'm a needy attention-seeker. Please message me and convince me to stay!'

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Update: 'I'm leaving this site soon'. (Let me just run that through my bullshit-o-meter....hang on...Ah yes! Here's the translation: 'I'm a needy attention-seeker. Please message me and convince me to stay!'

I like how you translated that. Translate an example of mine please: " greedy bitch wants lots of cock"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There ya go...all you "haters" lol Sitting back wi ma popcorn and wine, yea they DO go together!

Good thing horny is hot...she can get away with her status update

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like how you translated that. Translate an example of mine please: " greedy bitch wants lots of cock"

Ok let me just enter that....nearly done...here it is...Translation: 'sexually liberated female seeks multiple men for extra curricular activities'

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By *ancastermanMan over a year ago

carnforth

"There was one in my area last week constantly saying how she was skint and putting up meets."

I assumed those were implying the poster was available for payment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes my statuses are just rants because some folk ask silly questions when in particular the answer is staring them in the face on my profile !!!

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By *alcmarCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain now ex High Barnet

Actually the other people who irritate me are the ones who constantly leave and return. I understand you might want to take a break but why not just hide your profile and not log on until you are ready?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sometimes my statuses are just rants because some folk ask silly questions when in particular the answer is staring them in the face on my profile !!!

Hmmm.... I'm guessing something like; Do you like tights and live in Scotland?

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

erm because it's not the same as storming off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a look around all the statuses on here and they are mostly angry rants or often repeated but desperately annoying comments.

Sorry for the rant but I was wondering what was everybody else's most annoying status."

I once saw a status saying 'just lost my job, totally skint, god help me now!' I thought the religious context was quite amusing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/09/17 17:28:07]

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By *DontExistWoman over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

probably been blocked by someone they wanted to message/stalk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've seen one or two asking for lifts. It got me thinking (if you could smell burning, that was me): do you accept a lift from an unverified person? Do you verify them afterwards?

'Excellent driving skills, nice gearstick! Knew how to mirror, signal and manoeuvre and was able to parallel park in the tightest of spaces. Can't wait for another lift soon!'

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

Mine are normally directed at someone I've had a conversation with and has amused me. The person would know its from our conversation and hope they find it funny

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I like how you translated that. Translate an example of mine please: " greedy bitch wants lots of cock"

Ok let me just enter that....nearly done...here it is...Translation: 'sexually liberated female seeks multiple men for extra curricular activities'"

very eloquent for a cock lover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like how you translated that. Translate an example of mine please: " greedy bitch wants lots of cock"

Ok let me just enter that....nearly done...here it is...Translation: 'sexually liberated female seeks multiple men for extra curricular activities'

very eloquent for a cock lover

One does ones best darling!

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By *hocolate007Man over a year ago

london

"Having a look around all the statuses on here and they are mostly angry rants or often repeated but desperately annoying comments.

Sorry for the rant but I was wondering what was everybody else's most annoying status."

chill out man, its called communicating your feelings in a harmless way. No point gettin worked up over it, just live life and see the fun in the status rather than seeing the worse in it.

life is very good and too short to worry over status. Trust me.

Anyone here ready to swing and have fun say the words peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper buyaka buyaka 3 times quick without blabbing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Cryptic "you know who you are" statuses are rife..."

I hate those!! ( bet it was a nobody) making out they had a meet lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Annoying might be too strong a word for it but the ones that I have no time for are people who complain about too many messages or recieving messages from the type of people they aren't interested in. Use your fucking filters! If you're getting too many messages or messages from the wrong type of people it's nobody's fault other than your own, so stop whinging about it!

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By *lectromagnetic_candyWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

I have blocked people in my local updates before now purely because I was sick of their constant negative statuses. This site is so shit, no one on here is genuine, everyone's a timewaster

Today my status is serving a purpose, as I'm wanting to learn to drive on the sly without family or friends knowing, I had to look elsewhere for recommendations, and surprisingly it's worked

and I've only had to block four people in the process!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Played one of the forum games on here Status Shuffle at the weekend

Oh some of the things I got given to put up.

But the upside, it definitely showed me who I want to avoid meeting lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Deffo the 'Bored' statuses are the worst.

Ladies, do not even hint at needing a job done unless you want a busy week managing your inbox."

I did that once. I really needed help on a advanced applied maths uni assignment. One guy said he would help but I HAD to meet him in a hotel room first before he handed over any work he has helped me with.

Fair to say not a chance did I meet him.

Why do some guys think it's acceptable to decieve a woman into bed? Can't they just feel good about coming to a woman's rescue without thinking of sex?

Maybe fab was the wrong place to ask for help but then again why Not? So many different types of people on here in all manner of jobs and I believe alot of nice guys still do exist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have blocked people in my local updates before now purely because I was sick of their constant negative statuses. This site is so shit, no one on here is genuine, everyone's a timewaster

Today my status is serving a purpose, as I'm wanting to learn to drive on the sly without family or friends knowing, I had to look elsewhere for recommendations, and surprisingly it's worked

and I've only had to block four people in the process! "

So done that.

Now thinking of putting "needingaginsterssteakpie.com"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have blocked people in my local updates before now purely because I was sick of their constant negative statuses. This site is so shit, no one on here is genuine, everyone's a timewaster

Today my status is serving a purpose, as I'm wanting to learn to drive on the sly without family or friends knowing, I had to look elsewhere for recommendations, and surprisingly it's worked

and I've only had to block four people in the process!

So done that.

Now thinking of putting "needingaginsterssteakpie.com""

Not the '.com'

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Ban them! Ban them all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really explicit ones....like 'fucked her really good and shot my load all over filthy whore face'

That type of thing

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm currently guilty of a bad status

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm currently guilty of a bad status"

Don't worry....I'm probably on the annoying list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm currently guilty of a bad status

Don't worry....I'm probably on the annoying list

At the risk of being sycophantic and cheesy I do rather enjoy your quotes!! Don't stop.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I love the statuses that judge others, shouldn't we leave that for the forums...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they state looking for 'anything, anywhere '

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like the ones where men say how many days full their balls are. Or they need draining.

This makes me think yuk

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By *alcmarCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain now ex High Barnet

"When they state looking for 'anything, anywhere '

And that's another thing that bugs me (there is clearly quite a bit about Fab that cheeses me off)..Those people who say they are open to different new experiences but then lace their profile with so many caveats that it's clear they actually want someone just like them for something in particular.

Obviously I'm not suggesting people should do things they don't want to simply don't say you are up for lots of different things when you are clearly not.

And while I'm at it one line profiles bug me too!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"When they state looking for 'anything, anywhere '

The martini profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And while I'm at it one line profiles bug me too!"

'Will fill in later'

Fill what in exactly?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The status shuffle game can be fun and can be a complete nightmare

I pop the odd status up in general but it's not Facebook so I won't be updating you all on what I had for dinner last night or what the weather is currently doing outside....

Sorry to disappoint you

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