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Is bad sex ever better than a good wank?
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"No way. Id rather have the real thing than a dildo but at least I know ill feel at least part way satisfied if I do it myself! "
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Nothing worse than feeling more frustrated after sex, than you were before! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If both my hands were broken and in plaster casts for more than three weeks, I would then and only then accept shit sex as being better than not being able to wank myself off lol... May this never ever happen to me oh god of all things holy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what's making the sex bad.
I'd choose intimacy and human touch over my wand any day, that's much more important to me than an orgasm. "
This, intimacy and touch is the most important bit, more so for me than the actual penetrative sex. Without it sex is fucking awful.
I don't wank that much at all and prefer to wait for when I do have sex but orgasm isn't the be all and end all.
I'd choose neither if I'm honest.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suppose for a bloke, bad sex still gets him to cum. Not much for the ladies though  "
You'd think huh?
I've had meets where I've had to go rub one out at home after |
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"If both my hands were broken and in plaster casts for more than three weeks, I would then and only then accept shit sex as being better than not being able to wank myself off lol... May this never ever happen to me oh god of all things holy!!"
I will ask a colleague when he gets back to work. He managed to break both wrists in a bike accident. Ten hours of surgery to rebuild them... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If both my hands were broken and in plaster casts for more than three weeks, I would then and only then accept shit sex as being better than not being able to wank myself off lol... May this never ever happen to me oh god of all things holy!!"
Maybe 'tension relieving hospital visits' should be provided under the NHS?
Then again, what with waiting lists and the risk of catching MRSA... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shorley any sex is better than nun at all. "
Bad sex is just that. Bad. As in not good. And not good ain't good for your mojo. No mojo means no fun. So don't go there Geezer!  |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Shorley any sex is better than nun at all.
Bad sex is just that. Bad. As in not good. And not good ain't good for your mojo. No mojo means no fun. So don't go there Geezer! "
I'm not Shor wot you meen by mojo.... 
But I'm shor any sex is better than nun at all and being a virgin 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shorley any sex is better than nun at all. "
if you went out for a meal and it was tasteless , looked awful and didnt satisfy your hunger you would have preferred to stay home to eat - same thing - ish |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Shorley any sex is better than nun at all.
if you went out for a meal and it was tasteless , looked awful and didnt satisfy your hunger you would have preferred to stay home to eat - same thing - ish "
Yes but if your starveing hungrry and got nuthing at home then the... tasteless , looked awful and didnt satisfy your hunger is still better than nuthing at all. |
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"Shorley any sex is better than nun at all.
Bad sex is just that. Bad. As in not good. And not good ain't good for your mojo. No mojo means no fun. So don't go there Geezer!
I'm not Shor wot you meen by mojo....
But I'm shor any sex is better than nun at all and being a virgin
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Oh Seeside you will think you are having the time of your life regardless m'love  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shorley any sex is better than nun at all.
if you went out for a meal and it was tasteless , looked awful and didnt satisfy your hunger you would have preferred to stay home to eat - same thing - ish
Yes but if your starveing hungrry and got nuthing at home then the... tasteless , looked awful and didnt satisfy your hunger is still better than nuthing at all. "
but there is always yourself at home - so never a bare cupboard as such |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never!!
Unless you've over done it with the wand and there's no feeling left in your clit, the tears of frustration running down your cheeks....at that point I'm an animal and poor Fuzz has to earn his keep... 
Peach x |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Shorley any sex is better than nun at all.
if you went out for a meal and it was tasteless , looked awful and didnt satisfy your hunger you would have preferred to stay home to eat - same thing - ish
Yes but if your starveing hungrry and got nuthing at home then the... tasteless , looked awful and didnt satisfy your hunger is still better than nuthing at all.
but there is always yourself at home - so never a bare cupboard as such "
Even so 2 is always better than 1 untill proovon other wise |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Shorley any sex is better than nun at all.
Bad sex is just that. Bad. As in not good. And not good ain't good for your mojo. No mojo means no fun. So don't go there Geezer!
I'm not Shor wot you meen by mojo....
But I'm shor any sex is better than nun at all and being a virgin
Oh Seeside you will think you are having the time of your life regardless m'love "
At lest sumone gets wot I'm saying
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