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over a year ago
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"Someone to come rescue me from the giant spider that has decided to set up camp on my stairs 
Hoover time!"
The hoover is upstairs damn my laziness I never leave it upstairs either. It's so big even the dog took one look at it and ran off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex
That too.
A big spoon and some sex.
Sex is a myth.
It is??"
I'm afraid so. It's like the Loch Ness monster, the pictures are all fakes and the people who claim to have seen it are all either gullible or charlatans. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex
That too.
A big spoon and some sex.
Sex is a myth.
It is??
I'm afraid so. It's like the Loch Ness monster, the pictures are all fakes and the people who claim to have seen it are all either gullible or charlatans."
I thought I'd had some.... was it all a dream Toto?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might sound bizarre but I'd love it to pour down! 
You should live here! It was torrential earlier 
All i need right now is a hug  "
Any particular kind of hug  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex
That too.
A big spoon and some sex.
Sex is a myth.
It is??
I'm afraid so. It's like the Loch Ness monster, the pictures are all fakes and the people who claim to have seen it are all either gullible or charlatans.
I thought I'd had some.... was it all a dream Toto? "
I'm afraid so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might sound bizarre but I'd love it to pour down!
You should live here! It was torrential earlier
All i need right now is a hug
Any particular kind of hug "
The big spoon/little spoon type  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might sound bizarre but I'd love it to pour down!
You should live here! It was torrential earlier
All i need right now is a hug
Any particular kind of hug
The big spoon/little spoon type "
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"Might sound bizarre but I'd love it to pour down!
You should live here! It was torrential earlier
All i need right now is a hug "
Earlier is no use, would like it to now! but in the mean time log burner is crackling and making it very cosy if you'd like to share and warm your toes?  |
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over a year ago
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"All of the above....except the spider, you can keep that thanks"
Are you sure you don't want Donald (I've named the spider Donald because he's horrible) he'll give you a hug  |
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Its sex or sleep for me, But seeing as I won't be having sex it looks like I will be sleeping
