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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Basicly been talking too a girl on pof arranged a night out nr derby'drove 2hrs was getting on great then her mate turns up ends up steaming pissed ' her and mate dissapeared too another pub couldnt find them, stranded full ov ale in strange town got taxi back too hers and waited on doorstep 3hrs till her and mate rolled up steamin!! Kipped on couch n had climb out window too get out at 5.30 drove home n had giggle and put it down too experience????any one else have nightmare stories? |
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"Basicly been talking too a girl on pof arranged a night out nr derby'drove 2hrs was getting on great then her mate turns up ends up steaming pissed ' her and mate dissapeared too another pub couldnt find them, stranded full ov ale in strange town got taxi back too hers and waited on doorstep 3hrs till her and mate rolled up steamin!! Kipped on couch n had climb out window too get out at 5.30 drove home n had giggle and put it down too experience????any one else have nightmare stories?"
Why didn't you just get a cab back to your car and sleep in that until you were sober enough to drive home? The fact she left you must have told you something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you were all pissed as farts?Im now confused!"
I've never really understood that reference pissed as farts... unless I'm not normal and everyone else does pissy farts ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you were all pissed as farts?Im now confused!
I've never really understood that reference pissed as farts... unless I'm not normal and everyone else does pissy farts !"
Its a northern expression!Maybe a pint of boddies does cause pissy farts!  |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Basicly been talking too a girl on pof arranged a night out nr derby'drove 2hrs was getting on great then her mate turns up ends up steaming pissed ' her and mate dissapeared too another pub couldnt find them, stranded full ov ale in strange town got taxi back too hers and waited on doorstep 3hrs till her and mate rolled up steamin!! Kipped on couch n had climb out window too get out at 5.30 drove home n had giggle and put it down too experience????any one else have nightmare stories?"
Ya i got the nightmare storie of all time.....
I've never had a date in my life never mind any fun/play time 
Yes that dus meen wot it sounds like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you were all pissed as farts?Im now confused!
I've never really understood that reference pissed as farts... unless I'm not normal and everyone else does pissy farts !
Its a northern expression!Maybe a pint of boddies does cause pissy farts! "
Hard to imagine Melanie Sykes doing a pissy fart |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you were all pissed as farts?Im now confused!
I've never really understood that reference pissed as farts... unless I'm not normal and everyone else does pissy farts !
Its a northern expression!Maybe a pint of boddies does cause pissy farts!
Hard to imagine Melanie Sykes doing a pissy fart "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not sure I'd have driven two hours for a date and been expecting to stay at theirs that night, always had the potential to go pear shaped. As she'd ditched you part way through the night I'm surprised she let you stay. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Not realy they got pissed as farts i couldnt find them waited till they got home got my head down climbed out window as door locked n shed took keys too bed date was good till they got steamers
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By (user no longer on site)
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So what you are saying is :
You drove two hours to meet a girl from Plenty of Trouts?
You were getting on fine until her mate turned up? They both got d*unk, you didn't?
You lost them, so ended up getting a taxi to hers as you left your key's in her place?!!
Waited.. Slept on sofa until you climbed out of a window because the door was locked.
That sum up the night?? |
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"So what you are saying is :
You drove two hours to meet a girl from Plenty of Trouts?
You were getting on fine until her mate turned up? They both got d*unk, you didn't?
You lost them, so ended up getting a taxi to hers as you left your key's in her place?!!
Waited.. Slept on sofa until you climbed out of a window because the door was locked.
That sum up the night?? "
That's what I got before the added info. |
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