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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guys you seen Lady licks profile. She is one sexy tight milf. Makes me want to move to the midlands!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hang on, let me go and find a lamp post........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Subtle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Subtle

I know I know but I had to pay my respect

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Eeeentresteeeeng.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys you seen Lady licks profile. She is one sexy tight milf. Makes me want to move to the midlands!"

Have you ever seen Gunfight at the O.K Corral?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fair play, she is relatively sexy and OP's probably desperate for a Shah.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Fair play, she is relatively sexy and OP's probably desperate for a Shah.

Come again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having conducted a search for ladylick they're most men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh ... yes, well spotted kind sir!

Can't thank you enough for pointing her out to us, we'd certainly like to take her out for half a lager or two, a nice chat about current affairs and then treat her to a kebab, before seeing her safely to the night bus home.

Wonder if she's that kind of girl ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having conducted a search for ladylick they're most men

Ah, well you didn't leave a space between lady and lick did ya?! C'mon! Pay attention!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh ... yes, well spotted kind sir!

Wonder if she's that kind of girl ??"

We can only dream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having conducted a search for ladylick they're most men

Ah, well you didn't leave a space between lady and lick did ya?! C'mon! Pay attention!!

Oh ok. Doh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if she'll take this subtle hint that you may have a slight attraction towards her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Having conducted a search for ladylick they're most men

Ah, well you didn't leave a space between lady and lick did ya?! C'mon! Pay attention!!

Oh ok. Doh

Your forgiven x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder if she'll take this subtle hint that you may have a slight attraction towards her

It worked for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder if she'll take this subtle hint that you may have a slight attraction towards her

I'm wondering how many unrequited messages have been sent to lead to this romantic gesture. I'm thinking 4 or 5 maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder if she'll take this subtle hint that you may have a slight attraction towards her

I hope she does find this forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one."

Explain?

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder if she'll take this subtle hint that you may have a slight attraction towards her

I hope she does find this forum"

This thread or the forum? She's often using the forum.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'm sure she will love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?"

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder if she'll take this subtle hint that you may have a slight attraction towards her

It worked for me

Jealous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder if she'll take this subtle hint that you may have a slight attraction towards her

I hope she does find this forum

This thread or the forum? She's often using the forum. "

Oops thread I mean!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Subtle

I know I know but I had to pay my respect "

Why not message her directly, she may not like a public posting. Although she equally might. But you know you had choices, and perhaps a direct message might have been a better option when you're not sure how the person would feel re a public post.

Anyway, good luck. Your optimism is sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Oh I see. Thanks for explaining ??

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Oh I see. Thanks for explaining ??"

It's the image of a dog pissing on a lamppost marking its territory. As if you pissed on LL to mark your territory...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fair play, she is relatively sexy and OP's probably desperate for a Shah.

Come again?

Or a shag, maybe a shag with a Shah! Is there any Shahs left to have a shag with?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are nice ladies than _ady lick here, Just you guys haven't searched enough...

There are more to look within women than just pics..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Oh I see. Thanks for explaining ??

It's the image of a dog pissing on a lamppost marking its territory. As if you pissed on LL to mark your territory..."

Really?

I didn't think it was that deep.

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By *rightonCheekyMan over a year ago

Brighton

"Guys you seen Lady licks profile. She is one sexy tight milf. Makes me want to move to the midlands!"

Maybe send her a message?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are nice ladies than _ady lick here, Just you guys haven't searched enough...

There are more to look within women than just pics..

Smooth

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

God how cringe worthy!

Why don't you just message her, what a novel idea eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are nice ladies than _ady lick here, Just you guys haven't searched enough...

There are more to look within women than just pics..

Oi, LadyLick is more than just pics. There's lots of other lovely ladies too but don't pull someone down, raise everyone up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There are nice ladies than _ady lick here, Just you guys haven't searched enough...

There are more to look within women than just pics..

I haven't seen any as sexy. Sorry just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Oh I see. Thanks for explaining ??

It's the image of a dog pissing on a lamppost marking its territory. As if you pissed on LL to mark your territory...

Really?

I didn't think it was that deep."

It's always deep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God how cringe worthy!

Why don't you just message her, what a novel idea eh?

*slowly deletes his foxy minx appreciation thread and sobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, you cant accomodate. That's a deal breaker with LL (as I've found out....)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Oh I see. Thanks for explaining ??

It's the image of a dog pissing on a lamppost marking its territory. As if you pissed on LL to mark your territory...

Really?

I didn't think it was that deep.

It's always deep

I'm learning this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God how cringe worthy!

Why don't you just message her, what a novel idea eh?

*slowly deletes his foxy minx appreciation thread and sobs

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well this is cringey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

Really? Isn't this kind of shit like The Notebook to you women?

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Cringe at it's mightest

. Op just message and tell her directly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

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By *rightonCheekyMan over a year ago

Brighton

This is going well ....

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

"Well this is cringey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

Just remember Oscar Wilde said!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate..."

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are nice ladies than _ady lick here, Just you guys haven't searched enough...

There are more to look within women than just pics..

I haven't seen any as sexy. Sorry just my opinion

May as well delete our profiles ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here."

It is subjective. It may be your truth. It was also a bit shite to say.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here."

I'm sorry but that kind of tone in a _ady lick appreciation thread just won't fly mister, you want to say nice things about other women, start a new thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

It is subjective. It may be your truth. It was also a bit shite to say. "

And it's certainly not OP's truth!

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here."

And many nice, polite and courteous fellas too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Appreciation thread was it?

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"God how cringe worthy!

Why don't you just message her, what a novel idea eh?

*slowly deletes his foxy minx appreciation thread and sobs

funny bugger

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here."

I know there is, I'm not deluded but thanks anyway for your wisdom......and charm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Appreciation thread was it?

That's because I can't think of another term for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here."

Who's knickers are you trying to get into? Start an appreciation thread about them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God how cringe worthy!

Why don't you just message her, what a novel idea eh?

*slowly deletes his foxy minx appreciation thread and sobs

funny bugger

I'm glad my tears make you laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

I know there is, I'm not deluded but thanks anyway for your wisdom......and charm

Hahahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

I know there is, I'm not deluded but thanks anyway for your wisdom......and charm

You want charm...FAF???

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

I know there is, I'm not deluded but thanks anyway for your wisdom......and charm

I have to laugh at the huge generalisation people make, all without ever meeting the good lady herself...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

I know there is, I'm not deluded but thanks anyway for your wisdom......and charm

I have to laugh at the huge generalisation people make, all without ever meeting the good lady herself..."

Humble brag!

This thread is dynamite!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"God how cringe worthy!

Why don't you just message her, what a novel idea eh?

*slowly deletes his foxy minx appreciation thread and sobs

funny bugger

I'm glad my tears make you laugh

You can hop into my bed anytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

It is subjective. It may be your truth. It was also a bit shite to say. "

You know what is shite to say?, Calling someone 'one sexy tight Milf'.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

I know there is, I'm not deluded but thanks anyway for your wisdom......and charm

You want charm...FAF???

That's more like it. Who wants the bloody Notebook crap anyway?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

It is subjective. It may be your truth. It was also a bit shite to say.

You know what is shite to say?, Calling someone 'one sexy tight Milf'."

I'm not saying it isn't. I do find it hilarious that you don't realise you were also offensive!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

Who's knickers are you trying to get into? Start an appreciation thread about them

Definitely not yours as you not wearing one...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God how cringe worthy!

Why don't you just message her, what a novel idea eh?

*slowly deletes his foxy minx appreciation thread and sobs

funny bugger

I'm glad my tears make you laugh

You can hop into my bed anytime

Played that smooth as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

Who's knickers are you trying to get into? Start an appreciation thread about them

Definitely not yours as you not wearing one...

I don't tend to wear any

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Hahaha. Funny

Deadpans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking about the lamp posting some are referring to, what's the difference between this thread and those "cross" adulation threads some post on the Forum.

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

I know there is, I'm not deluded but thanks anyway for your wisdom......and charm

I have to laugh at the huge generalisation people make, all without ever meeting the good lady herself...

Humble brag!

This thread is dynamite!

Apologise, not meant to brag, more pointing out that people who have never met LL might not know her as well as people who have. Would anyone seriously take an opinion given by someone who has never even had a conversation with that person that they feel they can pass comment on?

Personally I wouldn't give it the time of day.

And how sad, a thread that was meant to be a little light hearted and joyous has been hijacked by those that wish to have a dig at others!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it's a good thing to complement each other.Theres some bitter self centred bitchy bitches on here that think they must be the fab top dog woof woof lol

I couldn't care less what people think of me but there are some stunners on here and we should support each other NOT compete to be fabs top ego junkie.

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thinking about the lamp posting some are referring to, what's the difference between this thread and those "cross" adulation threads some post on the Forum.

What's a "cross" adulation thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

I know there is, I'm not deluded but thanks anyway for your wisdom......and charm

I have to laugh at the huge generalisation people make, all without ever meeting the good lady herself...

Humble brag!

This thread is dynamite!

Personally I wouldn't give it the time of day.

And how sad, a thread that was meant to be a little light hearted and joyous has been hijacked by those that wish to have a dig at others!

HG"

Was that a dig?

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

"I think it's a good thing to complement each other.Theres some bitter self centred bitchy bitches on here that think they must be the fab top dog woof woof lol

I couldn't care less what people think of me but there are some stunners on here and we should support each other NOT compete to be fabs top ego junkie.

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate...

That is truth, so no one can deny that. There are many nice good looking women here.

I know there is, I'm not deluded but thanks anyway for your wisdom......and charm

I have to laugh at the huge generalisation people make, all without ever meeting the good lady herself...

Humble brag!

This thread is dynamite!

Personally I wouldn't give it the time of day.

And how sad, a thread that was meant to be a little light hearted and joyous has been hijacked by those that wish to have a dig at others!

Was that a dig?

Haha, you think it was???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How is it known that she's a milf?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Yep - but aren't you

A) thinking this is quite sweet in an adolescent kinda way and

B) Bloody glad it isn't about you?

I know I am!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Yep - but aren't you

A) thinking this is quite sweet in an adolescent kinda way and

B) Bloody glad it isn't about you?

I know I am!

Really? Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

Waaaaah -- for a split second I thought you meant me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

Waaaaah -- for a split second I thought you meant me!

Why would I give swap numbers with someone who insults me on a daily basis

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Yep - but aren't you

A) thinking this is quite sweet in an adolescent kinda way and

B) Bloody glad it isn't about you?

I know I am!

Yes,because it also invites the nasty remarks as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

Waaaaah -- for a split second I thought you meant me!

Why would I give swap numbers with someone who insults me on a daily basis

Why don't you love me?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

Waaaaah -- for a split second I thought you meant me!

Why would I give swap numbers with someone who insults me on a daily basis

Why don't you love me?!

Because I'm out of shape and horrible and no one loves me until I get abs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thinking about the lamp posting some are referring to, what's the difference between this thread and those "cross" adulation threads some post on the Forum.

What's a "cross" adulation thread?"

Those threads which are nothing more that Forumites just posting "you're fantastic" "no you're fantastic" to each other. You must have seen them, even name them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

Waaaaah -- for a split second I thought you meant me!

Why would I give swap numbers with someone who insults me on a daily basis

Why don't you love me?!

Because I'm out of shape and horrible and no one loves me until I get abs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

If a similar thread was made about me I would just laugh but stay grounded.So you wouldn't ermmmmm I mean your friend wouldn't

get my number lol x

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Yep - but aren't you

A) thinking this is quite sweet in an adolescent kinda way and

B) Bloody glad it isn't about you?

I know I am!

Really? Why?"

Why do I think it's sweet? Or why am I glad it isn't about me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

If a similar thread was made about me I would just laugh but stay grounded.So you wouldn't ermmmmm I mean your friend wouldn't

get my number lol x "

I'll be sure to let him know, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

If a similar thread was made about me I would just laugh but stay grounded.So you wouldn't ermmmmm I mean your friend wouldn't

get my number lol x

I'll be sure to let him know, thank you

Have me instead!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Yep - but aren't you

A) thinking this is quite sweet in an adolescent kinda way and

B) Bloody glad it isn't about you?

I know I am!

Really? Why?

Why do I think it's sweet? Or why am I glad it isn't about me? "

Actually I don't care

Good night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

If a similar thread was made about me I would just laugh but stay grounded.So you wouldn't ermmmmm I mean your friend wouldn't

get my number lol x

I'll be sure to let him know, thank you

Have me instead!

Me or my friend? Ah what's it matter they're the same person anyways

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

If a similar thread was made about me I would just laugh but stay grounded.So you wouldn't ermmmmm I mean your friend wouldn't

get my number lol x

I'll be sure to let him know, thank you

Have me instead!

Me or my friend? Ah what's it matter they're the same person anyways

She might have wanted you both at the same time until you shattered her dreams like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

If a similar thread was made about me I would just laugh but stay grounded.So you wouldn't ermmmmm I mean your friend wouldn't

get my number lol x

I'll be sure to let him know, thank you

Have me instead!

Me or my friend? Ah what's it matter they're the same person anyways

This thread was the bestest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

If a similar thread was made about me I would just laugh but stay grounded.So you wouldn't ermmmmm I mean your friend wouldn't

get my number lol x

I'll be sure to let him know, thank you

Have me instead!

Me or my friend? Ah what's it matter they're the same person anyways

She might have wanted you both at the same time until you shattered her dreams like that

Looks like Cakus is fucking for two

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"*sniffs the air*

Ah the smell of piss is strong in this one.

Explain?

Don't worry, unless the piss smell is about them, some ladies on here get a bit jealous

Yep - but aren't you

A) thinking this is quite sweet in an adolescent kinda way and

B) Bloody glad it isn't about you?

I know I am!

Really? Why?

Why do I think it's sweet? Or why am I glad it isn't about me?

Actually I don't care

Good night

Night Hun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and yes I just looked at _ady licks profile and she's a stunning hotty

She is

What would be the chances of getting your phone number if a similar thread was started about you?

Asking for a friend

If a similar thread was made about me I would just laugh but stay grounded.So you wouldn't ermmmmm I mean your friend wouldn't

get my number lol x

I'll be sure to let him know, thank you

Have me instead!

Me or my friend? Ah what's it matter they're the same person anyways

She might have wanted you both at the same time until you shattered her dreams like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks OP, I dunno what the fuck you expected starting this thread but it's kept me mildly entertained for two and a half minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this is cringey

Would it be considered lamppost pissing if someone said they met you, and went on some wild rides together?

Just asking for a friend....

She's a bit of all right, op!

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Subtle

I know I know but I had to pay my respect "

Why has she passed on ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well that's embarrassing

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Well that's embarrassing "

Not as embarrassing as your current status

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I like LL muchly.

Super cool human and stunning pics, yeah man, I'm not afraid to give credit where it's due.

Right... first person to start a thread like this about me gets 20 quid. Paid in the shirt buttons and the tears of Bambi. I might chuck in a slice of week old pizza.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well that's embarrassing

Not as embarrassing as your current status

"
true lol

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Ok OP now that this attempt to curry favour with the lady as seemingly crashed and burned, what's your next plan of action?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok OP now that this attempt to curry favour with the lady as seemingly crashed and burned, what's your next plan of action?"

Can you help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think I can't continue on here after this embarAssnent so gonna cancel my membership and stick to tinder

Happy fabbing

Ciao xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gotta love LLP

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well this is cringey

At last the storm hits, the shore

Wait till she sees that you were saying there are nicer women than her, mate..."

He never said that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I can't continue on here after this embarAssnent so gonna cancel my membership and stick to tinder

Happy fabbing

Ciao xx"

This thread will soon be forgotten about, don't worry about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure she will love this

"
May help him get a lick . lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I can't continue on here after this embarAssnent so gonna cancel my membership and stick to tinder

Happy fabbing

Ciao xx"

Just change your name no one will ever remember. Just not to _ady lick lover or something

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I think I can't continue on here after this embarAssnent so gonna cancel my membership and stick to tinder

Happy fabbing

Ciao xx"

Don't be daft this will be forgotten about before you know it. Might want to lose the status update if you're trying to minimise the embarrassment though!

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I think I can't continue on here after this embarAssnent so gonna cancel my membership and stick to tinder

Happy fabbing

Ciao xx"

A man/woman who hasn't made a slight arse of him/herself online has not lived.

Stick with us, mun. You'll soon be able to gently take the p*ss out of some other poor sod

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Ok OP now that this attempt to curry favour with the lady as seemingly crashed and burned, what's your next plan of action?

Can you help?"

Only way I can help is to say dust yourself off and forget it about it you'll be laughing about this in no time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks guys for the support ??

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