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Hi everyone just pausing this thread for second, I don't know if anyone has read this but it's bad news people: http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929
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"He also had a thing for fluff but .......
his glitter allergy meant that he could no longer take over the shoe box. Funkys plan B involved.."
a time machine and a robot |
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"sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo"
in diameter.. Sadly he sat on the dildo and ended up in A&E having it surgically removed and ended up with a colostomy bag which got in the way of.. |
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"sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo
in diameter.. Sadly he sat on the dildo and ended up in A&E having it surgically removed and ended up with a colostomy bag which got in the way of.."
Ermmmm then Funky woke up and realised it was just a horrible nightmare!!! Then he got out of bed, looked into the full length mirror and to his horror... |
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"sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo
in diameter.. Sadly he sat on the dildo and ended up in A&E having it surgically removed and ended up with a colostomy bag which got in the way of.."
a ginormous elephant trunk like penis , oozing fluorescent green and lilac spunk which he kept in his spare flyhole for use on especially kinky trog women. |
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"sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo
in diameter.. Sadly he sat on the dildo and ended up in A&E having it surgically removed and ended up with a colostomy bag which got in the way of..
Ermmmm then Funky woke up and realised it was just a horrible nightmare!!! Then he got out of bed, looked into the full length mirror and to his horror..."
realized he only had 2 inches not |
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"sticky back plastic and a 12" dildo
in diameter.. Sadly he sat on the dildo and ended up in A&E having it surgically removed and ended up with a colostomy bag which got in the way of..
Ermmmm then Funky woke up and realised it was just a horrible nightmare!!! Then he got out of bed, looked into the full length mirror and to his horror...
realized he only had 2 inches not "
and not the big blue, purple... |
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