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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.  |
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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like. "
Hello beautiful, hope your better soon. Have you been on the sherry xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.
Hello beautiful, hope your better soon. Have you been on the sherry xxx"
Awww thank you! I was on the sherry last night but woke up today with a sore throat 
-- been working too tired and a bit run down, ''tis all! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*
Sounds like man flu to me.  "
It really is *that* serious, yes!!
Are you going to do a sexy hazmat striptease for me? I promise I'm not contagious.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi stelly
Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly
Noooooo, it's chicken soup when you're ill. It's the law apparently. "
I actually had chicken soup today! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*
Sounds like man flu to me.
It really is *that* serious, yes!!
Are you going to do a sexy hazmat striptease for me? I promise I'm not contagious. "
A striptease anyway, dunno about the sexy bit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*
Sounds like man flu to me.
It really is *that* serious, yes!!
Are you going to do a sexy hazmat striptease for me? I promise I'm not contagious.
A striptease anyway, dunno about the sexy bit "
Phwoaaaar. I might need a chest rub too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like. "
so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi stelly
Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly
Noooooo, it's chicken soup when you're ill. It's the law apparently. "
*other flavour soups are available*  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"please don't talk about alcohol today  other than that- don't work that hard, book some holiday, have a couple of meets, have a massage and lots of cuddles  "
What a good prescription, thanks sexy doctor! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aww sorry you're not feeling well, hope you're keeping warm and having lots of hot drinks. You look after yourself. X "
Thanks Angie, I'll be absolutely fine, just a little stir crazy!! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.
so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?"
Yes. I think it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*
Sounds like man flu to me.
It really is *that* serious, yes!!
Are you going to do a sexy hazmat striptease for me? I promise I'm not contagious.
A striptease anyway, dunno about the sexy bit
Phwoaaaar. I might need a chest rub too "
Awww shucks, you just want me to take your lurgys away. I'm onto ya |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi stelly
Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly
Noooooo, it's chicken soup when you're ill. It's the law apparently.
*other flavour soups are available* "
Yes, let's not be soupist |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*dons hazmat suit and takes seat*
Sounds like man flu to me.
It really is *that* serious, yes!!
Are you going to do a sexy hazmat striptease for me? I promise I'm not contagious.
A striptease anyway, dunno about the sexy bit
Phwoaaaar. I might need a chest rub too
Awww shucks, you just want me to take your lurgys away. I'm onto ya "
Get your hands on me and shurrup! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi stelly
Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly
I'd prefer a go on Meli
 You called? I'm just watching telly.
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Hurrah! Now I just need cheese and olives from the deli |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.
so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?
Yes. I think it is. "
shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...
I hate you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet "
*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*
Nerrrrrrrr! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.
so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?
Yes. I think it is.
shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...
I hate you"
I just peed laughing. Illness has loosened my pelvic floor muscles it seems.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet
*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*
Nerrrrrrrr! "
I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aww sorry you're not feeling well, hope you're keeping warm and having lots of hot drinks. You look after yourself. X
Thanks Angie, I'll be absolutely fine, just a little stir crazy!! X"
I hate that part of being ill. I was very ill a few years ago and was confined to the house for 5 months. Was climbing the walls after the first month x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet
*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*
Nerrrrrrrr!
I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit "
You wily so and so!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi stelly
Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly
I'd prefer a go on Meli
You called? I'm just watching telly.
Hurrah! Now I just need cheese and olives from the deli "
No no no, to compliment some _eli you need really sweet jelly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aww sorry you're not feeling well, hope you're keeping warm and having lots of hot drinks. You look after yourself. X
Thanks Angie, I'll be absolutely fine, just a little stir crazy!! X
I hate that part of being ill. I was very ill a few years ago and was confined to the house for 5 months. Was climbing the walls after the first month x "
So true! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi stelly
Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly
I'd prefer a go on Meli
You called? I'm just watching telly.
Hurrah! Now I just need cheese and olives from the deli
No no no, to compliment some _eli you need really sweet jelly "
Not on your nelly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet
*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*
Nerrrrrrrr!
I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit
You wily so and so!!"
I have to be. ..you are aware who my husband is? ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet
*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*
Nerrrrrrrr!
I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit "
There's a shoe thread running somewhere with your name written all over it.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet
*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*
Nerrrrrrrr!
I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit
You wily so and so!!
I have to be. ..you are aware who my husband is? ?
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Wily and Willy
Love you two  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww ..hope you're feeling better soon. ..but in the meantime, pop this face mask on so you don't spread your germs, there's a poppet
*breathes all over you and Clem and then you again*
Nerrrrrrrr!
I anticipated such a move. I already adorned my hazmat suit
There's a shoe thread running somewhere with your name written all over it.
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I searched for scarlet seduction's shoe thread and nothing came up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hangover meets flu wow sound horrible get well soon OP
Thank you! It's really not awful -- I'm just in need of company "
I've lived closer happy to keep you company |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi ..
Hope you are feeling better.
And starting to look as radiant and pleasing to the eye as you do in your profile photo.
(Flowers)
Gaz "
You smooth sod Gaz. Nicely played!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.
so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?
Yes. I think it is.
shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...
I hate you
I just peed laughing. Illness has loosened my pelvic floor muscles it seems. "
and you didnt think to bottle thy pee.
poor show...
I was gonna make a new estella yoni alcoholic beverage from your pishiness. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hangover meets flu wow sound horrible get well soon OP
Thank you! It's really not awful -- I'm just in need of company I've lived closer happy to keep you company "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.
so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?
Yes. I think it is.
shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...
I hate you
I just peed laughing. Illness has loosened my pelvic floor muscles it seems.
and you didnt think to bottle thy pee.
poor show...
I was gonna make a new estella yoni alcoholic beverage from your pishiness."
You is weird. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.
so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?
Yes. I think it is.
shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...
I hate you
I just peed laughing. Illness has loosened my pelvic floor muscles it seems.
and you didnt think to bottle thy pee.
poor show...
I was gonna make a new estella yoni alcoholic beverage from your pishiness.
You is weird. "
compliments get you everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.
so is this a bad time for cocksnot up your fartpipe?
Yes. I think it is.
shame...I was ready to release a big load of jizzy nasal joy for you...
I hate you
I just peed laughing. Illness has loosened my pelvic floor muscles it seems.
and you didnt think to bottle thy pee.
poor show...
I was gonna make a new estella yoni alcoholic beverage from your pishiness.
You is weird.
compliments get you everywhere"
Hehehehe |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi stelly
Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly
I'd prefer a go on Meli
You called? I'm just watching telly.
Hurrah! Now I just need cheese and olives from the deli "
My brain is too frazzled for more witty word stuff so yeah. Get some warm sloe gin down ya! |
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like. "
What if it's contagious and we all catch it from chatting to you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?
No, but I'm going to get man goo
I'm using my hands, not THAT "
Hahahahahahahahaha your loss! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi stelly
Sorry you're not welly, try getting some tomato soup in your belly
I'd prefer a go on Meli
You called? I'm just watching telly.
Hurrah! Now I just need cheese and olives from the deli
My brain is too frazzled for more witty word stuff so yeah. Get some warm sloe gin down ya! "
Good call! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello people!
I'm sick in bed and want to chitter chatter inanely with others. I might not make sense as I'm a little fevered too. It's like a hangover meets flu!
Come and chat with me here, if you'd like.
What if it's contagious and we all catch it from chatting to you "
Sufffffffffffffer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?
No, but I'm going to get man goo
I'm using my hands, not THAT
Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!"
Is that an alternative to Vaporub? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?
No, but I'm going to get man goo
I'm using my hands, not THAT
Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!
Is that an alternative to Vaporub? "
I just want a grope! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?
No, but I'm going to get man goo
I'm using my hands, not THAT
Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!
Is that an alternative to Vaporub?
I just want a grope! "
Well, seeing as you put it like that. It is for a good cause after all. |
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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?
No, but I'm going to get man goo
I'm using my hands, not THAT
Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!
Is that an alternative to Vaporub?
I just want a grope! "
I'm happy to grope lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?
No, but I'm going to get man goo
I'm using my hands, not THAT
Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!
Is that an alternative to Vaporub?
I just want a grope!
Well, seeing as you put it like that. It is for a good cause after all."
It is that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?
No, but I'm going to get man goo
I'm using my hands, not THAT
Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!
Is that an alternative to Vaporub?
I just want a grope! I'm happy to grope lol "
Yay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did your winter wooly pic get approval?
Darn it - I'm wearing it (grey jumper avatar) -- was it that big a fail?! "
No. It's an eye sight fail on my part |
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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?
No, but I'm going to get man goo
I'm using my hands, not THAT
Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!
Is that an alternative to Vaporub?
I just want a grope! I'm happy to grope lol
Yay!"
where would you like the groping to begin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did your winter wooly pic get approval?
Darn it - I'm wearing it (grey jumper avatar) -- was it that big a fail?!
No. It's an eye sight fail on my part "
Hahahaha! Poor Brain xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am too drained to even do inane after A Week at work. But I can recommend lemon curd as panacea to whatever ails. It's perked me up a little."
Bless you, as much as I love my job - it's hard not to give all your energy away to other people in doing it - I imagine yours may be similar. I may be wrong though and have just built an idea about you in my head instead!!
Lemon curd is an exceptionally good call though! My mum used to make butterfly cakes with lemon curd - that's taken me right back to
childhood! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?
No, but I'm going to get man goo
I'm using my hands, not THAT
Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!
Is that an alternative to Vaporub?
I just want a grope! I'm happy to grope lol
Yay! where would you like the groping to begin"
At the very beginning. |
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"Am I gonna get man flu now I've rubbed your chesticles?
No, but I'm going to get man goo
I'm using my hands, not THAT
Hahahahahahahahaha your loss!
Is that an alternative to Vaporub?
I just want a grope! I'm happy to grope lol
Yay! where would you like the groping to begin
At the very beginning. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did your winter wooly pic get approval?
Darn it - I'm wearing it (grey jumper avatar) -- was it that big a fail?!
No. It's an eye sight fail on my part
Hahahaha! Poor Brain xx"
You sure it's not green? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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estella, I give you this poem:
Estella the lady of my dreams,
for out nor in my eyes remain within,
Estella you are always in my dreams,
On your death bed I would like to propose,
Can I fuck yer snotty nose. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did your winter wooly pic get approval?
Darn it - I'm wearing it (grey jumper avatar) -- was it that big a fail?!
No. It's an eye sight fail on my part
Hahahaha! Poor Brain xx
You sure it's not green? "
Think there's a slight yellow tinge to the photo quality, so it may look green to you but it's definitely grey in reality |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"estella, I give you this poem:
Estella the lady of my dreams,
for out nor in my eyes remain within,
Estella you are always in my dreams,
On your death bed I would like to propose,
Can I fuck yer snotty nose."
Stop
Making
Me
Wet
My
Bed
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By (user no longer on site)
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"estella, I give you this poem:
Estella the lady of my dreams,
for out nor in my eyes remain within,
Estella you are always in my dreams,
On your death bed I would like to propose,
Can I fuck yer snotty nose.
Stop
Making
Me
Wet
My
Bed
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She had a pishy bed thats all she said,
I asked her if she was a red head,
well no matter what it was time for bed,
That Estella asked me to cum on her bread,
Disgusted I was for a short while,
Then imagined it with her licking smile,
while she professed she couldn't believe its not butter,
she foofed the lot up her tight shutter.
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