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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."
Charles Dickens, A Tale Of Two Cities. |
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Over the years I've had said to me (in no particular order)
Drop 'em, blossom
Knickers aside for a 9 inch ride
Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up
You look like you need my cock
... I'll let you guess how many worked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Over the years I've had said to me (in no particular order)
Drop 'em, blossom
Knickers aside for a 9 inch ride
Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up
You look like you need my cock
... I'll let you guess how many worked "
Absolutely zero?? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over the years I've had said to me (in no particular order)
Drop 'em, blossom
Knickers aside for a 9 inch ride
Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up
You look like you need my cock
... I'll let you guess how many worked
Absolutely zero?? Lol"
Correct |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response "
Well women can send that but a guy sends "suck my cock" they get brutal responses lol |
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"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response
Well women can send that but a guy sends "suck my cock" they get brutal responses lol"
Yeah if you ask to suck my cock I wouldn't be happy |
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"This ..., CONGRATULATIONS : you have won a HOLIDAY !! ......in the Caribbean island of Cuba. The best bit wait for it..... you get to GO with me ?
Please reply now to receive your prize "
Now imagine how many women he sent that to - if they all replied, you could bankrupt him |
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"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response
Well women can send that but a guy sends "suck my cock" they get brutal responses lol
Yeah if you ask to suck my cock I wouldn't be happy "
So how come it's double standards lol |
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"This ..., CONGRATULATIONS : you have won a HOLIDAY !! ......in the Caribbean island of Cuba. The best bit wait for it..... you get to GO with me ?
Please reply now to receive your prize
Now imagine how many women he sent that to - if they all replied, you could bankrupt him "
Hes not on site any more |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response
Well women can send that but a guy sends "suck my cock" they get brutal responses lol
Yeah if you ask to suck my cock I wouldn't be happy
So how come it's double standards lol"
Because I have a vagina |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just sent 'can I suck your cock' and it seemed to have a positive response
Well women can send that but a guy sends "suck my cock" they get brutal responses lol
Yeah if you ask to suck my cock I wouldn't be happy
So how come it's double standards lol
Because I have a vagina "
Haha yeah you do, come here you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Over the years I've had said to me (in no particular order)
Drop 'em, blossom
Knickers aside for a 9 inch ride
Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up
You look like you need my cock
... I'll let you guess how many worked "
The first two would raise a smile, before deleting |
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