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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

For example anyone been t'tip today?

Answers in the thread please in a broad Yorkshire accent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For example anyone been t'tip today?

Answers in the thread please in a broad Yorkshire accent.

I'm getting a spray tan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just put the wash on and now busy ironing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Weights in the gym... my rugby player thighs are coming on nicely!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm going to the gym to lift some heavy shit, crush a few egos & smile sweetly while doing it

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Shown compassion for a cat that visits morning, noon and night. It lives a few doors down and spends most of it's time in my garden. I've put a shelter for it in my greenhouse as the nights can be chilly this time of the year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For example anyone been t'tip today?

Answers in the thread please in a broad Yorkshire accent.

Father and son bonding weekend in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scratched my bollix even though they weren't itchy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woke 'n farted

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Caught a spider and put it outside before my son clobbered it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scratched my bollix even though they weren't itchy

With one arm over your head scratching your bonce too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eh up luv. A' jus tekken mi whippets down't road. Afta puttin mi flat cap ant clogs on. Tha, no's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Manliest thing I'll do today is lay on sofa doing fuck all but watch footy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been t'gym, lifted t'weights, made crappy jokes to young lad outside washing his car

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Hangover wank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scratched my bollix even though they weren't itchy

With one arm over your head scratching your bonce too?"

I thought I could feel someone watching .....

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By *rightonCheekyMan over a year ago

Brighton

I'm skipper of my vessel today with 10 customers on board. Don't know if that's manly as ladies can be captains too though. Responsible is probably a better description

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

rearranged the cushions on the sofa, all over the place they were.

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

Pee'd standing up.

I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hoovering, dusting and polishing !

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Shown compassion for a cat that visits morning, noon and night. It lives a few doors down and spends most of it's time in my garden. I've put a shelter for it in my greenhouse as the nights can be chilly this time of the year."

That is so lovely....

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Pee'd standing up.

I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully."

Have you seen t'Full Monty film lad?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pee'd standing up.

I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully."

Have you not seen full monty

and capture a massive spider and set it free

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Ginormoumungus spider removal from daughters bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Washed my wife's back in the shower.

Just before I shaved my legs again

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Pee'd standing up.

I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully."

Hello!

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By *randMrsPCouple over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

Got up early on a Saturday morning, got changed as quietly as possible in the spare room and snuck out the door to work, so as not to wake Mrs P. I'm, occasionally, a good man!

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

I'm putting a large hole through a wall to fit a dryer vent and digging the footings for a garden wall.

Later I'll be mixing up some concrete and filling the footings.

While that dries I'll lay the hardcore for a patio and wacker plate it down.

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By *ake_holeMan over a year ago

London

Chopped down a tree with my bare hands and then throwing it 100 metres

Wearing a dress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't wank for 2 weeks

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

I'm walking t top of t hill, t smell hovis bakin n bakery

I'll get my coat

Mrs blue eyes

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By *he Hobbit And MeCouple over a year ago

southampton

Just got me a spider out of tut shower..

Yorkshire accent acceptable?

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I broke up a fight.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"I broke up a fight."

lol they start early in brisol

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I broke up a fight.

lol they start early in brisol "

(it was cat fisticuffs but that doesn't sound as manly)

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By *ticky_vikkiWoman over a year ago

Herts

Filled my Land Rover up with diesel without using a glove

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"I broke up a fight.

lol they start early in brisol

(it was cat fisticuffs but that doesn't sound as manly)"

But the thought was there and cats claws hurt, you were brave

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Just got me a spider out of tut shower..

Yorkshire accent acceptable?

Aye lad/lass....

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Scratched my bollix even though they weren't itchy

Did you let out a loud belch while you did that?

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple over a year ago

Newport

Gave the Mrs a portion before getting up and laying on the sofa reading this Forum.

Ate a full English breakfast she cooked and now watching motorsport while she gets on with some housework in a very short sexy dress. Catching an eyeful of her white knickers every now and again is getting me horny.

Being a lazy male pig with little or no redeeming features at the moment...

I am sure it won't last......she will find me something to do!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put my shirt and tie on for work, got to work, give orders at staff just coz I can coz I'm the boss man. Then lifted some heavy shit!

Walk around the shop swaggering 'bout.

Scratch my balls when I went in t'office.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scratched my arse n sniffed my fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not reyt much s'far, med a cuppa

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Reverse parked the car, fuck yeah

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Whinged about my cold

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By *idzguyMan over a year ago

coventry

Had a poo whilst reading newspaper and leaving the bathroom door open whilst doing so lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About to re-roof my garage and move some powerpoints around......whilst wrestling a grizzly bear and hunting my lubch.

Only part of this post is true lol

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"Pee'd standing up.

I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully.

Have you seen t'Full Monty film lad? "

Watching blokes stripping doesn't wet ma whistle

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Rolled over and farted

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol.

Wiped me arse wid me 'and

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"Pee'd standing up.

I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully.

Hello! "

Ey up flower

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Helped dad change some electrics in kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was going to decorate the kids bedroom and ran away with ideas and now about to knock two walls out

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By *hetalkingstoveMan over a year ago

London

I et a roobarb tart. Twere alreet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I broke up a fight.

lol they start early in brisol

(it was cat fisticuffs but that doesn't sound as manly)"

That is as manly as they come.

Nothing yet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rolled over and farted "

Not even that, too lazy to roll over.

Oh wait...

I have been lazy so that counts!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Pee'd standing up.

I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully.

Have you seen t'Full Monty film lad?

Watching blokes stripping doesn't wet ma whistle

There is a lass who pees standing up in t'Full Monty. Ey up lad us lasses can do owt! Sometimes better than t'lads can!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Put my shirt and tie on for work, got to work, give orders at staff just coz I can coz I'm the boss man. Then lifted some heavy shit!

Walk around the shop swaggering 'bout.

Scratch my balls when I went in t'office.

If you were my boss I would not put up with that behaviour young man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put my shirt and tie on for work, got to work, give orders at staff just coz I can coz I'm the boss man. Then lifted some heavy shit!

Walk around the shop swaggering 'bout.

Scratch my balls when I went in t'office.

If you were my boss I would not put up with that behaviour young man

"
Come into the office

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And my staff all say I'm nice

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"Pee'd standing up.

I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully.

Have you seen t'Full Monty film lad?

Watching blokes stripping doesn't wet ma whistle

There is a lass who pees standing up in t'Full Monty. Ey up lad us lasses can do owt! Sometimes better than t'lads can! "

Still t'see for ma'sen.

Aye tha knows thes them that's good.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS over a year ago

North west

got t'brush oot , got some of t'basecoat on t'area I am varnishing , put some coloured varnish on , swore a lot put t'topcoat on

My nails look great now.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"And my staff all say I'm nice

Yes I've read how nice you are to your staff esp when locking up...!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not today but earlier in the week I was in the gym changng room and a couple of the massive bodybuilder types started discussing my tattoo with me. This is arguably the most manly thing I've ever done, it's hard to say just how far out of my comfort zone I was..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And my staff all say I'm nice

Yes I've read how nice you are to your staff esp when locking up...!!

"
Haha, that was a long time ago. Bet you wish it was you!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Scratched my balls then sniffed my fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint of ale in the pub, then off to t'football. None of this Premier League muck though, I'll be watching a proper team play proper football.

Though the proper team playing proper football is likely to be the away team given how poor my team is at the moment...

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By *bi_scotlandTV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow

Shaved my face

....before removing every other hair from my body

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

Killed a spider, oiled the bonnet release and added radiator liquid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tightened a screw!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trimmed my bush in the morning, wakeboarding this afternoon.

I will still be just as dirty afterwards!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brought all the shopping in in one trip ??

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

"Pee'd standing up.

I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully."

Have you been introduced to the

she wee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brought t'bin in

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Brought all the shopping in in one trip ??"

How many bags?

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"Pee'd standing up.

I'm yet to see a woman do that successfully.

Have you been introduced to the

she wee"

The what?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Nothing. I'm a woman so everything I do is by default womanly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had sex while being dominant and on top yeehaw

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Ive Helped Sumone out and made them happy,arr with sum thing that will change thar life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have just realised I am a Northern Cliché.

Emptied crap out of t'shed. Took said shite to the tip.

Wearing a flat cap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told a porkie pie on the 'most feminine thing' thread and did a fart/cough combo

Peach x

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Told a porkie pie on the 'most feminine thing' thread and did a fart/cough combo

Peach x"

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

H'ld little ole lady who'd fell on 'er arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

watching the football and drinking beer

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"And my staff all say I'm nice

Yes I've read how nice you are to your staff esp when locking up...!!

Haha, that was a long time ago. Bet you wish it was you!

lol I have to get home to Mohammed so no

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By *erseus1968Man over a year ago

Rochdale

I've bin t'tip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And my staff all say I'm nice

Yes I've read how nice you are to your staff esp when locking up...!!

Haha, that was a long time ago. Bet you wish it was you!

lol I have to get home to Mohammed so no

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I've bin t'tip

Did you manage to put t'items in t'containers wi no help though?

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By *erseus1968Man over a year ago

Rochdale

"I've bin t'tip

Did you manage to put t'items in t'containers wi no help though? "

Aye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Checked t' oil in the car....

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Watching t'darts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching t'darts.

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not today, but yesterday I changed my tyre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cut grass in t rain.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Cut grass in t rain.

And you are.......still alive?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told the Truth.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple over a year ago

Leicester

Bin n dun weekly shop, carrid it 'ome, got me wife to put it away whilst I 'ad a shit, then cleaned owt t'animals and 'ad a shower. Then het me samwich and burped loads. Then I got a clip round the back of the head for being a twat; am currently am sat hand making Christmas and Yule cards with glitter, sequins and stuff so all of my manly points have disappeared lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been t fishing

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By *ocks99Man over a year ago

Reading

washed up and mown the lawn. The joys of a weekend

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

Last night I sharpened all my kitchen knives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ars bin t'beach petal and wressl'd

Dinosaurs...

That yorkist enuff fer tha OP

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"For example anyone been t'tip today?

Answers in the thread please in a broad Yorkshire accent.

Fitted some new door handles to the new doors I recently fitted also sharpened all of my chisels.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I replaced the inner tube on the back wheel of my bike..and tried french polish on the veneer on the dining table

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm just off to the shops to get some milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck manliness and anypne who cares about it.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Ate a whole pot noodle.

A real slag of a snack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fitted a new bath panel and siliconed it in place .....looks like a new bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Farted and scratched... a lot

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Yoga

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Farting some really loud dry ones but they hurt my clacker every time they rip out,also watching footy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just done an oil change on my lads car after a day at work.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

I changed a wheel for a colleague as she could undo her wheelnuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

jist waashd ma baws

*not yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Changing a wheel bearing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has hair extensions and they are killing me!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Ars bin t'beach petal and wressl'd

Dinosaurs...

That yorkist enuff fer tha OP

Aye lad...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lugged 2.5 tonnes of gravel by hand... Im pretty much immobile foe the night now though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought some new soft furnishings for the new sofa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has hair extensions and they are killing me! "

Wrap a towel round your head before you lie down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Av bin t'foot on ar stairs pal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching t'darts.

Me too

Forgot the darts was on

watching now tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was bit rude

'Burped whilst scratching my balls' lol new boxers irritating me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stood up to take a piss just for the hell of it

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

I had to fight and kill a wild bear, bare handed then made fire to cook it. Once we were well fed, roughly fucked my wife on the new bearskin rug to multiple orgasms in my cave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Held the door open for a lady, then checked her arse out after she walked through

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Shot up a target in the back yard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to fight and kill a wild bear, bare handed then made fire to cook it. Once we were well fed, roughly fucked my wife on the new bearskin rug to multiple orgasms in my cave."

Now there is a manly man hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put bins out

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Held the door open for a lady, then checked her arse out after she walked through

That's pervy not manly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cried when I got in and my hook thingy had fallen off the wall where I hang my coats ....

Oh wait wrong thread ....

Erm ..... grrrrrrr manly stuff... I sat with my arms on both arm rests on the tube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Held the door open for a lady, then checked her arse out after she walked through

That's pervy not manly

"
Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Held the door open for a lady, then checked her arse out after she walked through

That's pervy not manly

Not if it is done in the normal 'wow, that woman has a lovely arse' manner. As opposed to just staring and perving.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fixed a wardrobe and proceed to bash my thumb with a hammer !

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Held the door open for a lady, then checked her arse out after she walked through

That's pervy not manly

Not if it is done in the normal 'wow, that woman has a lovely arse' manner. As opposed to just staring and perving."

I beg to differ! It's plain old perving....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

left bog seat up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brought all the shopping in in one trip ??

How many bags? "

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"left bog seat up"

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By *ob198XaMan over a year ago

teleford

Bit of logging with the chainsaw

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By *izbitMan over a year ago

St Helens

Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass !

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass !"

I can't fathom this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass !

I can't fathom this. "
no clue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pulled over and changed a woman's tyre after I saw her on the side of the road. Pay it forward and all that.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass !

I can't fathom this. no clue "

Something about running an egg in, even me, a Yorkshire lass cannot fathom it out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass !

I can't fathom this. no clue

Something about running an egg in, even me, a Yorkshire lass cannot fathom it out."
Maybe an egg and spoon race haha. Oh and get your message filters off for me

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

burping all day (sorry hangover...), doing fuck all, sending out messages asking for meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"burping all day (sorry hangover...), doing fuck all, sending out messages asking for meets

Burping is a feminine thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One has constructed a rain water harvesting system.

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By *izbitMan over a year ago

St Helens

"Ran th'egg in dead hard, lass !

I can't fathom this. no clue

Something about running an egg in, even me, a Yorkshire lass cannot fathom it out."

Not of rugby league heritage then

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Got up early, worked on th' farm, went down t'rec and played a match of Rugby, Got fed, had beer......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got up early, worked on th' farm, went down t'rec and played a match of Rugby, Got fed, had beer......"

Why do I kinda want to sniff you and lick your skin now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boxing

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"burping all day (sorry hangover...), doing fuck all, sending out messages asking for meets

Burping is a feminine thing!"

not the way I do it... Windows are shaking and my neigbours know I am home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"burping all day (sorry hangover...), doing fuck all, sending out messages asking for meets

Burping is a feminine thing!

not the way I do it... Windows are shaking and my neigbours know I am home

Ha! My usually find out when the brazzers heart beat intro starts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Played with guns. Made a makeshift sling loop with tie wraps. Did a bit of martial arts in a motorcycle club clubhouse. Jump started someone else's car. Bought flat-pack furniture. Did some soldering.

All in all a pretty manly day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pulled over and changed a woman's tyre after I saw her on the side of the road. Pay it forward and all that. "

Changed a tyre ....wow amazed you had the right size and carry one around with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fixed the cooling water circuit on my boat. Played with my grandson. Took the family out to lunch. Cut the lawn, oiled the garden furniture and now perving on here..

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