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I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant
So What pisses you off during sex ?
I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It pisses me off when my mind wanders whilst having sex.
Really random thoughts just pop up  |
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"It pisses me off when my mind wanders whilst having sex.
Really random thoughts just pop up "
Love to hear a couple of those thoughts |
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When you're between a woman's thighs loving every moment and she purps and says "was that you"
Now I've messed about trying to be a ventriloquist by throwing my voice but I've never tried it with farts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing! |
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"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"
Does it happen a lot ? |
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When a phone goes off. Whether it's a text or a call, it makes me mad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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phone or door goes as im entering the blow zone happened a good few times ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"
I put it back.. whatever it was lol |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
When it's all going swimmingly until my hair gets caught underneath a knee or an elbow or whatnot. Ow, the pain! Weirdly I like hair pulling in certain situations, just not an unexpected yanking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When he sits and messages on fab
Leaves his socks on
Asks if his cock is good/big enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When their wife comes home... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they bore me so much I find myself thinking about my shopping list x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she snores.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When he doesn't take a sex fight seriously....
Grrrr!
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"
It's not just men that do that |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was going to say absolutely nothing, I'm totally in the bliss zone during sex. But then I read the thread and have to concede that mobile phones going off grate on me. But usually, I'm just in the bliss zone.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paying them after  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When he doesn't take a sex fight seriously....
Grrrr!
Peach x"
with you on that one!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they're electronic tag reminds them they've got to be home by 7pm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when they start screaming for the police and such. |
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"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"
This ! and "Do you like that?" "Was that good ?"........
Why do men need a gold star as if they did EVERYTHING? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!
This ! and "Do you like that?" "Was that good ?"........
Why do men need a gold star as if they did EVERYTHING?"
this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when they start screaming for the police and such."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get cramp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when they start screaming for the police and such."
Gags are your friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get cramp "
Oh that's happened a few times when I've been on top. Frickin spoils things somewhat |
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"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant
So What pisses you off during sex ?
I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge
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Cats are so cool.....and yes the said cat would have been judging you.... |
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Cum for me baby cum for me. Erm yeh that's not going to help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you have taken his 9 inches in your bum and it feels like he's about to destroy your insides
Yet when he's about to cum and you go to put your finger in his bum and he says no it's not natural |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she asks if it's in yet |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Cum for me baby cum for me. Erm yeh that's not going to help "
Eh no baby...this is mine but thanks for participating I like when it gets vocal but certain sentences do throw me
Madame
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant
So What pisses you off during sex ?
I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge
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But wouldn't it be great at that pinnacle moment if the cat reached forward with his little paw and pressed the golden buzzer but that's more of a dog move
Madame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she wants you to cum and you want it to go on for ever because you know you won't get this opportunity again lol |
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"Cum for me baby cum for me. Erm yeh that's not going to help "
I hate this too with a vengeance!
It's their way of motivation lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cum for me baby cum for me. Erm yeh that's not going to help
I hate this too with a vengeance!
It's their way of motivation lol. "
This annoys me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being told I should have had enough by now!!! If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being told I should have had enough by now!!! If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator... "
Surely nobody says that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have taken his 9 inches in your bum and it feels like he's about to destroy your insides
Yet when he's about to cum and you go to put your finger in his bum and he says no it's not natural "
hahaha ... funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"
Oh definitely this!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they say sorry we got to stop as I need to be somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being told I should have had enough by now!!! If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...
Surely nobody says that? "
yeah... they do ..Guys can be so lazy... they even tell you to get on top straight away...As they can't be bothered to move.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have taken his 9 inches in your bum and it feels like he's about to destroy your insides
Yet when he's about to cum and you go to put your finger in his bum and he says no it's not natural hahaha ... funny "
It's true though and if it's ok for me to take that then surely a tiny finger isn't going to hurt him lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being told I should have had enough by now!!! If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...
Surely nobody says that? yeah... they do ..Guys can be so lazy... they even tell you to get on top straight away...As they can't be bothered to move.. "
I'm lost for words! Can't say I've ever experienced that when meeting couples with my wife at the time but nothing surprises me, I guess you've just met some wrong 'uns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When u can't get them to move on from performing oral.... its foreplay not the be all and end all!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u can't get them to move on from performing oral.... its foreplay not the be all and end all!!! "
... I'd love that!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being told I should have had enough by now!!! If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...
Surely nobody says that? yeah... they do ..Guys can be so lazy... they even tell you to get on top straight away...As they can't be bothered to move..
I'm lost for words! Can't say I've ever experienced that when meeting couples with my wife at the time but nothing surprises me, I guess you've just met some wrong 'uns "
.... they were boyfriends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u can't get them to move on from performing oral.... its foreplay not the be all and end all!!! ... I'd love that!!!! "
invite me round sometime and you can have all u want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being told I should have had enough by now!!! If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...
Surely nobody says that? yeah... they do ..Guys can be so lazy... they even tell you to get on top straight away...As they can't be bothered to move..
I'm lost for words! Can't say I've ever experienced that when meeting couples with my wife at the time but nothing surprises me, I guess you've just met some wrong 'uns .... they were boyfriends"
Shame on them |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
I've forgotten what sex is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've forgotten what sex is "
and im Pinocchio do you want to sit on my face and let me lie to you lol |
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When you're fingering a woman and she says ouch,take your ring off.
You think hang on a minute I don't wear a ring, but then you realise it's your watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being told I should have had enough by now!!! If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...
Surely nobody says that? yeah... they do ..Guys can be so lazy... they even tell you to get on top straight away...As they can't be bothered to move.. "
Oh yes, so lazy a complete waste of time and effort and how they got their previous veris is beyond me!!! |
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When you send out an obvious invitation to come into the bedroom for some filth...And he continues watching telly
I suppose that's not technically during sex so how about when he just won't fuck you hard enough in case he hurts you...I know that's mean of me and I do appreciate the caring side really |
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over a year ago
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I've forgotten what sex is and im Pinocchio do you want to sit on my face and let me lie to you lol"
Well the one and only time this year was mid March  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they just bang on and on and on and I'm laid there just waiting for them to cum.
Getting cramp in various areas.
When you're practically shoving your bits in their face, hinting for them to go down on you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When he doesn't take a sex fight seriously....
Grrrr!
Peach x"
A sex fight?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they just bang on and on and on and I'm laid there just waiting for them to cum.
Getting cramp in various areas.
When you're practically shoving your bits in their face, hinting for them to go down on you. "
specially if they got 30 yrs of growth lol |
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"When you're fingering a woman and she says ouch,take your ring off.
You think hang on a minute I don't wear a ring, but then you realise it's your watch "
Oooooooohhh |
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"When you're fingering a woman and she says ouch,take your ring off.
You think hang on a minute I don't wear a ring, but then you realise it's your watch
Oooooooohhh "
Ooooooooooch |
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Oral on a woman who has shaved but it's growing back so it's like kissing 40grit sandpaper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they eat a kebab with extra hot sauce before you get to the room. I decided to go home alone instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phones!.....it is so annoying when she's on Facebook,while you're licking her dry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oral on a woman who has shaved but it's growing back so it's like kissing 40grit sandpaper"
I always worry about this lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When he doesn't take a sex fight seriously....
Grrrr!
Peach x
A sex fight?!"
Oh yes  I may be tiny but I love a freaking good sex fight!
Peach x |
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When someone knocks on the door during it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of grunting like a PIG . |
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"When you have taken his 9 inches in your bum and it feels like he's about to destroy your insides
Yet when he's about to cum and you go to put your finger in his bum and he says no it's not natural "
Possibly the best answer on here..
And so true for the straighter that straight crowd.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's got to be when you're on the cusp of an orgasm and he pauses or does something that stops it cummin!! I start punching my right thigh really hard and growling, it's embarrassing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If a man insists on me playing with his nipples to keep his erection. Don't like that at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a man insists on me playing with his nipples to keep his erection. Don't like that at all."
Haha!!!!! Actually made me laugh. |
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By *a72Man
over a year ago
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You just spent 45 minutes giving oral after a shitload of foreply and she then looks at you with that I don't do blowjobs look of horror when it's her turn to give oral and presents her arse for doggy style instead!!! Selfish or what. |
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"You just spent 45 minutes giving oral after a shitload of foreply and she then looks at you with that I don't do blowjobs look of horror when it's her turn to give oral and presents her arse for doggy style instead!!! Selfish or what. "
A 'shitload of foreplay'?
Think it's best to discuss first what will and won't be done....
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By *a72Man
over a year ago
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"You just spent 45 minutes giving oral after a shitload of foreply and she then looks at you with that I don't do blowjobs look of horror when it's her turn to give oral and presents her arse for doggy style instead!!! Selfish or what.
A 'shitload of foreplay'?
Think it's best to discuss first what will and won't be done....
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Like ordering a meal lol, i'll have the kissing for starters and blowjob for mains with a good hard fuck for dessert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she makes me lose my place in my book. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Finding my Star Wars figures up there... usually Han Solo |
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For Lucy it's when someone try's to insert something in her ass despite it being very clear that it's a no go!
For Darren it's being with a fem who starts to exaggeratedly groan the moment you touch her. I just think STOP I want you to cum but when it's natural not when I have looked at your nipples! |
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When she is bent over the freezer and you are eating her out and the store manager tells you the police are on their way. |
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I got upset once with a fem I really liked and she said
is it in ?
I said yes
she said your joking I can't feel nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant
So What pisses you off during sex ?
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Having to get out of the car |
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When someone asks after if I enjoyed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When she is bent over the freezer and you are eating her out and the store manager tells you the police are on their way."
Uniform gangbang |
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By *.1079Man
over a year ago
caistor |
When she's on top and gets in the way of the TV. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant
So What pisses you off during sex ?
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Having to wash my wetsuit afterwards |
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When I make a woman squirt it pisses me off having to stop so she can catch her breath, I'd rather keep going! |
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By *.1079Man
over a year ago
caistor |
Having to wake them up at the end |
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"When she's on top and gets in the way of the TV."
That's what doggy style is for and of she's got a flat back you can test your tin of lager on her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they say "opps, wrong hole" |
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When she fancies a soft boiled egg and asks if you fancy a quicky because she needs to time it ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so guilty of this |
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During sex When he or she says '' what's up , can't you think of anyone either '' !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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probably why he does it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she wriggles free and I have to run after her again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spitting on my juicy bit and erm..it's already soaking? Don't get it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you've had a wonderful time and are feeling fulfilled and a little tired afterwards, and you go to lie down for a light sleep for a couple of hours - and all you can hear is someone screaming "Untie me - pleeaasssseeee..."!
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"When they say "opps, wrong hole" "
To be fair they are close together |
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"You just spent 45 minutes giving oral after a shitload of foreply and she then looks at you with that I don't do blowjobs look of horror when it's her turn to give oral and presents her arse for doggy style instead!!! Selfish or what.
A 'shitload of foreplay'?
Think it's best to discuss first what will and won't be done....
Like ordering a meal lol, i'll have the kissing for starters and blowjob for mains with a good hard fuck for dessert "
No by communicating with the lady, one shouldn't 'expect' certain sexual activity! |
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By *a72Man
over a year ago
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"You just spent 45 minutes giving oral after a shitload of foreply and she then looks at you with that I don't do blowjobs look of horror when it's her turn to give oral and presents her arse for doggy style instead!!! Selfish or what.
A 'shitload of foreplay'?
Think it's best to discuss first what will and won't be done....
Like ordering a meal lol, i'll have the kissing for starters and blowjob for mains with a good hard fuck for dessert
No by communicating with the lady, one shouldn't 'expect' certain sexual activity! "
Fair enough good point I agree but I was just kidding about the ordering a meal bit. |
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my mother bringing in a cup of tea and a plate of sarnies..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a phone goes off. Whether it's a text or a call, it makes me mad."
Agree with this 100% it's so distracting
A c |
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"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"
now that's just not on. they should know how to do the job.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ask her get naked and join in?? |
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surely should be when you're 'close' and get cramp hahahaha |
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"Cum for me baby cum for me. Erm yeh that's not going to help "
should say that while you're doing it, not prematurely.... |
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"When you've had a wonderful time and are feeling fulfilled and a little tired afterwards, and you go to lie down for a light sleep for a couple of hours - and all you can hear is someone screaming "Untie me - pleeaasssseeee..."!
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at least give 'em one hand so they can fiddle hahahaha |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
The Divas who believe they are the best in the world and put in as much effort as a bag of wet sand....
Everywhere has a starting point, however smacking the ass off a dead donkey is not a good place to start.
Now less uptight, sensual seductive ladies....
Still I suspect, the ladies can say the same, thank goodness for the opposite side of the spectrum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they try removing the condom being sly! Twat |
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"When they try removing the condom being sly! Twat"
That's very naughty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trying to get every position in the karma sutra into one session |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst experience I ever had during sex was when (it was a 2-couple thing, I was in guy mode) the woman I was seeing too on the second meet started to have a full blown jealousy argument with her bf while I am eating her out! I never spoke to them again! They where both on an adult- work website (you see what I did there) and where performers |
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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Busting for a wee .....nuff said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When she's on top and gets in the way of the TV."
Glad you appreciate the TV, move over wench! |
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over a year ago
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"phone or door goes as im entering the blow zone happened a good few times ffs "
My first fuck was ended by a terrier wanting to go for a pee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who kind of just lay there with not much response |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys expecting you to do all the work while giving fuck all in return my ex was a twat for it
There's a reason he's my ex put it that way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a friend from Derbyshire who gets annoyed when his mum tells him to speed up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a friend from Derbyshire who gets annoyed when his mum tells him to speed up"
:-standby ! |
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"If they fall asleep "
or she wakes up  |
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over a year ago
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"Was going to say absolutely nothing, I'm totally in the bliss zone during sex. But then I read the thread and have to concede that mobile phones going off grate on me. But usually, I'm just in the bliss zone. "
The phone going off wouldn't bother me. If she stopped to answer it I would be somewhat disappointed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trying to get every position in the karma sutra into one session
Maybe 20 years ago hey for me
Even in my younger days I struggled with this just puts you off your mission!
I must admit I'm not very bendy anymore "
Me neither
Looks like we'll be starring in geriatric porn one day |
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By *a72Man
over a year ago
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"Guys expecting you to do all the work while giving fuck all in return my ex was a twat for it
There's a reason he's my ex put it that way "
You did the right thing dumping him |
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"Trying to get every position in the karma sutra into one session
Maybe 20 years ago hey for me
Even in my younger days I struggled with this just puts you off your mission!
I must admit I'm not very bendy anymore
Me neither
Looks like we'll be starring in geriatric porn one day "
Count me in haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being on the other side of the hotel room wall, alone... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When all of a sudden one of you is busting for a wee 
When you're going to cum so hard your head is going to fall off and he / she stops what they're doing
Too much talking ... shut up and fuck me already
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By *ak777Man
over a year ago
shaw |
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By *ak777Man
over a year ago
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when she says if you don.t come soon it a another £50 |
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When you go in wearing one condom but come out wearing four |
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"When you go in wearing one condom but come out wearing four "
Protection overload lol |
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over a year ago
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"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant
So What pisses you off during sex ?
I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge
Cats are so cool.....and yes the said cat would have been judging you...."
Try someone else's cat tapping you on the arm as he's giving you oral! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant
So What pisses you off during sex ?
I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge
Cats are so cool.....and yes the said cat would have been judging you....
Try someone else's cat tapping you on the arm as he's giving you oral!"
Hahahaa 
I've had similar to this when I house sat for a woman I worked with.
Her kitten attacked my boyfriend and jumped on his back and dug his claws in when he was giving me oral |
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"When a phone goes off. Whether it's a text or a call, it makes me mad."
This |
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"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant
So What pisses you off during sex ?
I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge
Cats are so cool.....and yes the said cat would have been judging you....
Try someone else's cat tapping you on the arm as he's giving you oral!
Hahahaa
I've had similar to this when I house sat for a woman I worked with.
Her kitten attacked my boyfriend and jumped on his back and dug his claws in when he was giving me oral "
Not quite the two pussy session he had in mind |
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Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt |
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By *ak777Man
over a year ago
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when she say.s your dad was better fuck than you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt "
this! |
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"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt
this!"
Read above |
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"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt
this!
Read above "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt
this!
Read above
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Still stands tho, over enthusiastic has many methods! |
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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago
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When they think they are the worlds greatest lover and your left thinking was that it.............next! |
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"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt
this!
Read above
Still stands tho, over enthusiastic has many methods! "
Fair enough |
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"When they think they are the worlds greatest lover and your left thinking was that it.............next! "
Don Juan types you mean lol |
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"Paying them after "
Thats why its best to pay upfront |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a man insists on me playing with his nipples to keep his erection. Don't like that at all."
Why?
Who says there is an unwritten rules that women have a monopoly on sensitive and erotic nipples... |
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By *htcMan
over a year ago
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any noise, a tv or anything, or if something poking me or foot on something, duvet, pillow everything. must be just bed sheet and pillows nothing else at the top of bed, room silent no tv or music. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they try removing the condom being sly! Twat"
Aka--stealthing
Aka-/rape
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really hate it when the fire alarm goes off, need to use more lube in future |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When their wife comes home..."
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when the obsession to make me squirt - which i do fairly easily anyway becomes like a freak show - i dont mind it but so much more to me than that - |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say "opps, wrong hole" "
.. there's no such thing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when the obsession to make me squirt - which i do fairly easily anyway becomes like a freak show - i dont mind it but so much more to me than that - "
... When you do squirt and the guy isn't into it.... Then he Looks at you like you are a freak! We can't win |
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"I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge"
I couldn't have sex in a room if there was a pet in there,
Sex with no noise or if she doesn't show any signs that she is enjoying it,
When you are enjoying yourself so much and want to cum but at the same time you don't knowing you will lose the feelings you are having
Catch 22 |
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""I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge"
I couldn't have sex in a room if there was a pet in there,
Sex with no noise or if she doesn't show any signs that she is enjoying it,
When you are enjoying yourself so much and want to cum but at the same time you don't knowing you will lose the feelings you are having
Catch 22 "
Pets are cool and it's their home too...! |
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""I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge"
I couldn't have sex in a room if there was a pet in there,
Sex with no noise or if she doesn't show any signs that she is enjoying it,
When you are enjoying yourself so much and want to cum but at the same time you don't knowing you will lose the feelings you are having
Catch 22
Pets are cool and it's their home too...! "
I like animals but don't want one in the same room when I am having sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Add one to the phone going off with the addition of them answering it to talk to their dad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Err, can't remember! |
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"Add one to the phone going off with the addition of them answering it to talk to their dad "
My phone hardly ever rings but you can guaranteeevery fucker I know wants to call me when I'm on a meet
Phones always on silent on meets |
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Bloke passes out with cramp and you end up putting them in the recovery position |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your dad getting back home early. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the alsatian that you used as an excuse to get out from her parents house (many moons ago) starts to lick your arse while you are shagging at the golf course. No quick moves there. |
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"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt "
Yes! This! Even after I've said there's no point I don't squirt, they still see it as their mission to try! Best way to make me dry up fast. |
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