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Why do older men wear smaller pants???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just noticed a growing trend and as the age goes up the pant size goes down and the belly size geometrically increases. Is this something to do with Tom Jones or another phenomena entireely?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

naaa they are just not buying new pants.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just noticed a growing trend and as the age goes up the pant size goes down and the belly size geometrically increases. Is this something to do with Tom Jones or another phenomena entireely? "
im shuddering at the thought of Tom Jones pants here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"naaa they are just not buying new pants."

brilliant that made us really giggle xx

imagining the holes at the back xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"naaa they are just not buying new pants.

brilliant that made us really giggle xx

imagining the holes at the back xx "

yaaaaa yer just saying that cos u live near us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

so what if we are a cheap date and laugh at your jokes - we bet we have smaller pants than you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol well im 44 and dont wear any , have always gone commando , ha so guess i wear the smallest of the lot

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

Mind that zip !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm 48 and don't have a beer belly and don't own a pair of teenie weenie pants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm 45 and still like big knickers. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yh and a lot of people get to a certain age and wear beige and lots of it my daughter calls them the beige brigade.

dunno about underwear most guys i see are younger and a lot go commando. they do however wear trousers that come right up over their increasing waistline.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmm..about time i bought a pair of speedos is it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do these look too small

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it could be they could think it might make there cock bigger lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They look just right pp

Old men have to wear smaller ones , just to keep it all from hitting their knees they got gonads that could polish their shoes as they walk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

maybe to keep their saggy nuts fromfalling out the sides

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Do these look too small "
they remind me of the Calvin Klein ad, tempting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They look just right pp

Old men have to wear smaller ones , just to keep it all from hitting their knees they got gonads that could polish their shoes as they walk "

snap

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

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"They look just right pp

Old men have to wear smaller ones , just to keep it all from hitting their knees they got gonads that could polish their shoes as they walk "

omg perish the thought... At what age does THAT start then ...?

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By *irdickgwenCouple  over a year ago

hull


"it could be they could think it might make there cock bigger lol "

works for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They look just right pp

Old men have to wear smaller ones , just to keep it all from hitting their knees they got gonads that could polish their shoes as they walk

snap"

They make that sound when ya pulls on them as they walk past

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They look just right pp

Old men have to wear smaller ones , just to keep it all from hitting their knees they got gonads that could polish their shoes as they walk omg perish the thought... At what age does THAT start then ...?"

Depends how much they been tugging at them over the years...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They look just right pp

Old men have to wear smaller ones , just to keep it all from hitting their knees they got gonads that could polish their shoes as they walk omg perish the thought... At what age does THAT start then ...?"

Dunno mine are still above the knees

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

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"They look just right pp

Old men have to wear smaller ones , just to keep it all from hitting their knees they got gonads that could polish their shoes as they walk omg perish the thought... At what age does THAT start then ...?

Dunno mine are still above the knees "

and presumably that's in the sitting AND standing position? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do these look too small "

mmmmm very nice x

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Do these look too small "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They look just right pp

Old men have to wear smaller ones , just to keep it all from hitting their knees they got gonads that could polish their shoes as they walk omg perish the thought... At what age does THAT start then ...?

Dunno mine are still above the knees and presumably that's in the sitting AND standing position? Xx"

Yes

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter


"Do these look too small "
I love those yum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do believe that the new y fronts for old men now come with two extra pockets in the crutch and are to carry their bollox around

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do believe that the new y fronts for old men now come with two extra pockets in the crutch and are to carry their bollox around "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"Just noticed a growing trend and as the age goes up the pant size goes down and the belly size geometrically increases. Is this something to do with Tom Jones or another phenomena entireely? "

I really hope this is'nt the case!

Yrs ago I was severely traumatised by a pic of Tom Jones in some sparkly small pants

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By *ravellingAndyMan  over a year ago

Brandon


"They look just right pp

Old men have to wear smaller ones , just to keep it all from hitting their knees they got gonads that could polish their shoes as they walk omg perish the thought... At what age does THAT start then ...?

Depends how much they been tugging at them over the years...

"

damn, I've always been proud of my shiny shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just noticed a growing trend and as the age goes up the pant size goes down and the belly size geometrically increases. Is this something to do with Tom Jones or another phenomena entireely?

I really hope this is'nt the case!

Yrs ago I was severely traumatised by a pic of Tom Jones in some sparkly small pants

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you lucky thing small pants or not he can belt out a tune

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