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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Whaaaat? I'm outraged on your behalf!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Tizwaz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He may have the wife around. xx

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"He may have the wife around. xx"

Do you think the wife told him to skip bad kitty's profile

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By *a72Man  over a year ago

london


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

Welcome to my world hun

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Where is the Nelson emoji ?

Haha

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By *xoticMermaidWoman  over a year ago

NORTH WEST

Not nice wen shoe is on tbe other foot!?! Men get this all time...how many of us women receive a nice complimentary messages, they attach face pic, they made effort with a message n we just 'delete'!! Oh well....next

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By *a72Man  over a year ago

london


"Not nice wen shoe is on tbe other foot!?! Men get this all time...how many of us women receive a nice complimentary messages, they attach face pic, they made effort with a message n we just 'delete'!! Oh well....next"

Exactly correct

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He may have the wife around. xx

Do you think the wife told him to skip bad kitty's profile "

no I think she is home now and could look at what he is up too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not nice wen shoe is on tbe other foot!?! Men get this all time...how many of us women receive a nice complimentary messages, they attach face pic, they made effort with a message n we just 'delete'!! Oh well....next"

It's a bit of a tongue in cheek post

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

Welcome to our world, I get that alot

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny. "

Haha should I message again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny. "

Harsh but almost true

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

op sorry to hear that but that is one of many occurrences for us blokes

Learn not to check sent box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perhaps you should have added a vagina pic too... Just to strengthen your case

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again? "

Message again with a photo of your bits and ask why he deleted. That will get him to meet you

A xx

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By *rightonCheekyMan  over a year ago

Brighton


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

I dunno you women moaning again. Have you any idea what it's like for us men getting bombarded and having to bulk delete our inboxes unread. We can't keep up I tell ya!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again? "

Yes, repeatedly until he blocks you. Make sure you change your status as well to show him how much you want to ride him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Perhaps you should have added a vagina pic too... Just to strengthen your case "

Ah good idea! I'll message again and send 9 almost identical vag pics

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By *a72Man  over a year ago

london


"Perhaps you should have added a vagina pic too... Just to strengthen your case

Ah good idea! I'll message again and send 9 almost identical vag pics"

Haha give it a few days till he forgot about it then send another message and try your luck again! You might get a better result next time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? :-he must have been gay.D"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh. I thought this was about pies

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By *ungBlackTopMan  over a year ago

salford

If he put straight on his profile then he's only into cock and trans I'm afraid dear, lucked out there my love. Put the vagina in your purse and get a strap on and he'll be in like Flynn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think he needs to go to Spec Savers.

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By *rightonCheekyMan  over a year ago

Brighton


"Oh. I thought this was about pies "

I like pie. I want pie. Sod it I'm gonna have a pie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhaps you should have added a vagina pic too... Just to strengthen your case

Ah good idea! I'll message again and send 9 almost identical vag pics"

Completely! It works so well with cock pics....

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By *lueWonderMan  over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

He probably doesn't have the time to read all the messages and reply. Don't you know us fellas get hundreds of messages a day and simply can't t reply to all of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh. I thought this was about pies "

It can be! I'm happy to share the thread. Let's spin off into pie talk...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh. I thought this was about pies

I like pie. I want pie. Sod it I'm gonna have a pie "

Where's pieman??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

Name and shame him

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"Perhaps you should have added a vagina pic too... Just to strengthen your case

Ah good idea! I'll message again and send 9 almost identical vag pics

Completely! It works so well with cock pics.... "

Ooooo I could do with the same 9 vag pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!?

He probably doesn't have the time to read all the messages and reply. Don't you know us fellas get hundreds of messages a day and simply can't t reply to all of them "

It only takes 14.2 seconds to say 'I'm sorry my dear, stunning as you are, you're quite simply not my type. Toodles'

It's just rude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhaps you should have added a vagina pic too... Just to strengthen your case

Ah good idea! I'll message again and send 9 almost identical vag pics

Completely! It works so well with cock pics....

Ooooo I could do with the same 9 vag pics "

Shameless

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Oh. I thought this was about pies

It can be! I'm happy to share the thread. Let's spin off into pie talk..."

We visited Mad o Rourkes pie factory recently. You can buy desperate Dan cow pies with pastry horns

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By *losbMan  over a year ago

gloucester


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again? "

Send a question mark..... and if no reply in 3 minutes , send a WHOLE ROW OF THEM!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Move on op ... I bet after this post you will get a lot of nice offers .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again?

Send a question mark..... and if no reply in 3 minutes , send a WHOLE ROW OF THEM!"

I love that idea! That's bound to make him want to meet me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

Report him for being a timewaster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again?

Send a question mark..... and if no reply in 3 minutes , send a WHOLE ROW OF THEM!"

Don't forget the one where you say you you've messaged before, but you're not sure if they got it or just deleted it by accident

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

His loss.

(I always wanted to say that)

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again?

Send a question mark..... and if no reply in 3 minutes , send a WHOLE ROW OF THEM!

I love that idea! That's bound to make him want to meet me "

Uh go on then, resend me the pic, I'll look this time

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By *losbMan  over a year ago

gloucester


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again?

Send a question mark..... and if no reply in 3 minutes , send a WHOLE ROW OF THEM!

Don't forget the one where you say you you've messaged before, but you're not sure if they got it or just deleted it by accident "

Haha !! Yes brilliant

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By *lueWonderMan  over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!?

He probably doesn't have the time to read all the messages and reply. Don't you know us fellas get hundreds of messages a day and simply can't t reply to all of them

It only takes 14.2 seconds to say 'I'm sorry my dear, stunning as you are, you're quite simply not my type. Toodles'

It's just rude "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the interests of quality control, I think you should send the same message and pics to me...

Purely in the interests of science you understand

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By *lueWonderMan  over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again?

Send a question mark..... and if no reply in 3 minutes , send a WHOLE ROW OF THEM!

Don't forget the one where you say you you've messaged before, but you're not sure if they got it or just deleted it by accident "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"His loss.

(I always wanted to say that)

"

Or "I didn't want to fuck you anyway!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again? "

You shoul message him about eight or nine times more, in short time periods, with some pics of your fanny attached asking why your not his type and why he's deleting your messages without even teading them. This in turn should make sure you get a reply from him. Does he not realise the effort you went to....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again?

Send a question mark..... and if no reply in 3 minutes , send a WHOLE ROW OF THEM!

Don't forget the one where you say you you've messaged before, but you're not sure if they got it or just deleted it by accident

Sorry "

Not aimed at you hahaha

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By *juk72Man  over a year ago

Reading

no manners some people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *lueWonderMan  over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again?

Send a question mark..... and if no reply in 3 minutes , send a WHOLE ROW OF THEM!

Don't forget the one where you say you you've messaged before, but you're not sure if they got it or just deleted it by accident

Sorry

Not aimed at you hahaha "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhaps you should have added a vagina pic too... Just to strengthen your case

Ah good idea! I'll message again and send 9 almost identical vag pics"

If I see one more vag picture!!! Us men do know what they look like! Not the best looking thing to show off tut tut

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"His loss.

(I always wanted to say that)

"

Haha that's one of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe your message was too short and direct

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!?

Welcome to a single guys world.......now sit back and be brave for asking this on a forum as when a guy asks he's usually to "it's fab get used to it" or "FAB rules say no reply means no thanks" and my personal favourite "just because a guys messaged me doesn't I have reply......my life my choice" "

Yes but you must remember that I HAVE A VAGINA! The rules are different. I get messages of support, consolation, and 'his loss'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perhaps he's not interested in single females...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again?

You shoul message him about eight or nine times more, in short time periods, with some pics of your fanny attached asking why your not his type and why he's deleting your messages without even teading them. This in turn should make sure you get a reply from him. Does he not realise the effort you went to...."

He should at least give me a pity shag for that shouldn't he!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe your message was too short and direct "

Yeah.....didn't you try the sure fire lines "fancy a fuck" or "meet now"??

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"Perhaps you should have added a vagina pic too... Just to strengthen your case

Ah good idea! I'll message again and send 9 almost identical vag pics

Completely! It works so well with cock pics....

Ooooo I could do with the same 9 vag pics

Shameless "

Yep - a man has to try lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

Sorry I made a terrible mistake. Would you send it again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!?

Welcome to my world hun"

Do you have vagina too?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

.

That approach will never work, You have to describe in great detail how you will fuck them, Oh and maybe multiple shots from different angles of your fufu

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By *a72Man  over a year ago

london


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!?

Welcome to my world hun

Do you have vagina too? "

She knew what I meant

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That approach will never work, You have to describe in great detail how you will fuck them, Oh and maybe multiple shots from different angles of your fufu"

Ahhhh yes, perhaps if I send some graphic fairytale I'll get a response

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A real woman sending a message, poor sod must have got a shock and a bit confused so deleted in a panic, resend and that will worry him, but don't be surprised if you get cock shot as a reply

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not nice wen shoe is on tbe other foot!?! Men get this all time...how many of us women receive a nice complimentary messages, they attach face pic, they made effort with a message n we just 'delete'!! Oh well....next

It's a bit of a tongue in cheek post "

Maybe that's what he thought your message was!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perhaps he's a woman pretending to be a man and has a vagina himself xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You could send a message to a couple telling them that you're going to ride his dick into next week.

That would get an immediate response.

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"You could send a message to a couple telling them that you're going to ride his dick into next week.

That would get an immediate response."

She has with the first mail

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You could send a message to a couple telling them that you're going to ride his dick into next week.

That would get an immediate response."

Hmmmm any suggestions for a couple???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Outrage, how dare they do this to us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Outrage, how dare they do this to us! "

I've reported his profile. Clearly a fake

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By *a72Man  over a year ago

london

I hope you've started a new trend Bad Kitty.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You need to send him an abusive message and say you didn't want to f*ck his ugly arse anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You could send a message to a couple telling them that you're going to ride his dick into next week.

That would get an immediate response.

Hmmmm any suggestions for a couple??? "

Not us you're not our type, we'd have to delete your message without reading it. However you could then send more messages and even write a post complaining how you've been ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Outrage, how dare they do this to us!

I've reported his profile. Clearly a fake "

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By *rightonCheekyMan  over a year ago

Brighton

Did I miss anything? I've been eating a pie and clearing my mail at the same time. Us blokes are shit hot at multi tasking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need to send him an abusive message and say you didn't want to f*ck his ugly arse anyway "

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

I thought this thread was about colours ..

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By *olonel_kurtzMan  over a year ago

JOHNSTONE


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

Sorry kitty i deleted by accident can you please send it again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again?

Send a question mark..... and if no reply in 3 minutes , send a WHOLE ROW OF THEM!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

LOL Welcome to the FAB world of 99.9% of the men on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not nice wen shoe is on tbe other foot!?! Men get this all time...how many of us women receive a nice complimentary messages, they attach face pic, they made effort with a message n we just 'delete'!! Oh well....next"

Here here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!?

I dunno you women moaning again. Have you any idea what it's like for us men getting bombarded and having to bulk delete our inboxes unread. We can't keep up I tell ya! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

I know!! Take a pic of it and you holding a remote control next to it... or a can of Monster... That should work! Thank me later

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? I know!! Take a pic of it and you holding a remote control next to it... or a can of Monster... That should work! Thank me later "

Just put the can of monster in your vag and send that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh. I thought this was about pies "

And me, I'm pied off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? I know!! Take a pic of it and you holding a remote control next to it... or a can of Monster... That should work! Thank me later

Just put the can of monster in your vag and send that "

Is a bottle of Stella any good????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? I know!! Take a pic of it and you holding a remote control next to it... or a can of Monster... That should work! Thank me later "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? I know!! Take a pic of it and you holding a remote control next to it... or a can of Monster... That should work! Thank me later "

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? I know!! Take a pic of it and you holding a remote control next to it... or a can of Monster... That should work! Thank me later

Just put the can of monster in your vag and send that

Is a bottle of Stella any good???? "

Maybe though he might prefer cors light

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

Send him another message saying, Sorry son! That was meant for you dad x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? Send him another message saying, Sorry son! That was meant for you dad x "

Hahaha that genuinely made me laugh

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? Send him another message saying, Sorry son! That was meant for you dad x

Hahaha that genuinely made me laugh "

I would reply and say actullay that was meant for your mum

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

He in my opinion is a legend.

Top bombing chap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How fucking dare he!!!

*rage!*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

Mother fucker

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I want pie

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"I want pie "

I want a pie 3 some

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want pie

I want a pie 3 some "

We both eat pies....

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Oh. I thought this was about pies

I like pie. I want pie. Sod it I'm gonna have a pie

Where's pieman?? "

Bit late but here!

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Sorry, it's a lovely vagina and all that, but I'm more attracted to the mind

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By *992alMan  over a year ago

uk


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

Send them my way ahah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Refused? What sorcery is this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!?

Send them my way ahah "

Your getting mine!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

send the same message to me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry, it's a lovely vagina and all that, but I'm more attracted to the mind "
... just sent you a pic of my brain scan.. check your in box

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I want pie

I want a pie 3 some

We both eat pies...."

Nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He probably thought you were a man pretending to be a woman. We all know men never turn down fanny.

Haha should I message again?

Yes, repeatedly until he blocks you. Make sure you change your status as well to show him how much you want to ride him. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This happened to a male friend of mine I was trying to organise a threesome for btwn him-me- and a young minx I know... She regularly bulk deletes all her messages and he just happened to message her at presxactly the same time! (that's what she said anyways lol)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry, it's a lovely vagina and all that, but I'm more attracted to the mind ... just sent you a pic of my brain scan.. check your in box"

LOL x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh. I thought this was about pies

I like pie. I want pie. Sod it I'm gonna have a pie

Where's pieman??

Bit late but here!"

Better late than never.

Please share the good stuff...

Hollands pies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sorry, it's a lovely vagina and all that, but I'm more attracted to the mind ... just sent you a pic of my brain scan.. check your in box"

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Sorry, it's a lovely vagina and all that, but I'm more attracted to the mind ... just sent you a pic of my brain scan.. check your in box"

It's empty

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By *rightonCheekyMan  over a year ago

Brighton


"Sorry, it's a lovely vagina and all that, but I'm more attracted to the mind ... just sent you a pic of my brain scan.. check your in box

It's empty

"

I hope you meant your inbox is empty or you'll be in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Offer him money, would work for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Offer him money, would work for me.

"

Are you trying to get me in trouble?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Offer him money, would work for me.

Are you trying to get me in trouble? "

No, if you want that just message me.

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Oh. I thought this was about pies

I like pie. I want pie. Sod it I'm gonna have a pie

Where's pieman??

Bit late but here!

Better late than never.

Please share the good stuff...

Hollands pies!"

Pfft never sharing my pie!

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By *ister-mischiefMan  over a year ago

Trafford

Wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not nice wen shoe is on tbe other foot!?! Men get this all time...how many of us women receive a nice complimentary messages, they attach face pic, they made effort with a message n we just 'delete'!! Oh well....next

It's a bit of a tongue in cheek post "

Lol i messaged u .... oh delete.. just take it as it is yes you have a vagina .. but looks to me as if you need to be turnd down abit just to show you its not just about the vagina

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just sent a message to a guy saying I thought he was hot, attached a face pic, and he deleted it without replying.

I mean, does he not realise that I have a vagina?!? "

How dam right rude especially has you have a vagina and probably a very lovely one at that, you just can't please some men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not nice wen shoe is on tbe other foot!?! Men get this all time...how many of us women receive a nice complimentary messages, they attach face pic, they made effort with a message n we just 'delete'!! Oh well....next

It's a bit of a tongue in cheek post

Lol i messaged u .... oh delete.. just take it as it is yes you have a vagina .. but looks to me as if you need to be turnd down abit just to show you its not just about the vagina"

How rude

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