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over a year ago
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"A zombie virus is spreading like wildfire and is fast approaching your area...
... The object closest to you on your right is your only weapon
.. What is it and how do you plan to use it ?
A cup of coffee. I'll make those fuckers sit down and chat to me. Bore them to death.
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over a year ago
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"My dogs are sitting on me, but I wouldn't risk their lives. It would be a cup of tea.
I'm fucked."
Unless I can offer them a cup while we negotiate my life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhh tit's... I'm shagged then... my object to my right is my turbo trainer, but it's in two parts one part would be good to drop onto a zombie but it would be a single use weapon due to its weight, the other part might not be so bad, it's like a big boomerang shape so might work prety well for twatting a few  actually I should be ok.... maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dogs are sitting on me, but I wouldn't risk their lives. It would be a cup of tea.
I'm fucked.
Unless I can offer them a cup while we negotiate my life. "
Depends how bad your brew tastes  |
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"My dogs are sitting on me, but I wouldn't risk their lives. It would be a cup of tea.
I'm fucked.
Unless I can offer them a cup while we negotiate my life. "
You're toast, zombies don't negotiate but maybe flash them your breasts instead |
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"It's a full length mirror; I'd place it in front of the zombie and, whilst they are just trying to eat themselves (I've heard zombies are too bright), I'd make my get escape."
Thats actually a good idea lol |
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"A zombie virus is spreading like wildfire and is fast approaching your area...
... The object closest to you on your right is your only weapon
.. What is it and how do you plan to use it ?
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If it is a virus then there are no weapons you can use  |
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over a year ago
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool......
Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them  
Or make them a tea cosy style hat to see if they chilled out a bit"
Thank god you didn't say willy warmers |
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool......
Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them
Or make them a tea cosy style hat to see if they chilled out a bit
Thank god you didn't say willy warmers "
I was going to but if it's a female zombie you'd be fucked with a willy warmer, unisex hat gives you half a chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool......
Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them
Or make them a tea cosy style hat to see if they chilled out a bit
Thank god you didn't say willy warmers
I was going to but if it's a female zombie you'd be fucked with a willy warmer, unisex hat gives you half a chance"
I could always do a unicorn hat |
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool......
Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them
Or make them a tea cosy style hat to see if they chilled out a bit
Thank god you didn't say willy warmers
I was going to but if it's a female zombie you'd be fucked with a willy warmer, unisex hat gives you half a chance
I could always do a unicorn hat "
Good idea it would be impossible for them to be mr angry in a unicorn hat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool......
Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them
Or make them a tea cosy style hat to see if they chilled out a bit
Thank god you didn't say willy warmers
I was going to but if it's a female zombie you'd be fucked with a willy warmer, unisex hat gives you half a chance
I could always do a unicorn hat "
That moment when you are running for your life and stop to double take a zombie with a unicorn hat and subsequently get zombiefide yourself |
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"Knitting needles and a lot of wool......
Hmmm I suppose I could always poke them
Or make them a tea cosy style hat to see if they chilled out a bit
Thank god you didn't say willy warmers
I was going to but if it's a female zombie you'd be fucked with a willy warmer, unisex hat gives you half a chance
I could always do a unicorn hat
That moment when you are running for your life and stop to double take a zombie with a unicorn hat and subsequently get zombiefide yourself "
At least you'd go while laughing out loud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My phone!
I've watched enough zombie films to know that I can survive a zombie apocalypse.
Rule 1: Cardio
Rule 8: Get a kick ass partner.
Rule 32: Enjoy the little things!
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