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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were  "
If its in the sun, its got to be true |
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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were
If its in the sun, its got to be true "
Exactly my thoughts!! |
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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were
If its in the sun, its got to be true
Exactly my thoughts!!"
Notwithstanding the fact it's that vile rag, did you stop reading the headline after 'but'? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were
If its in the sun, its got to be true
Exactly my thoughts!!
Notwithstanding the fact it's that vile rag, did you stop reading the headline after 'but'? "
Of course I did. Everyone knows quantity is better than quality  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
 
She's got the right idea 
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate "
Let's do it! In the name of science of course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.  "
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too "
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30 "
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were
you read The Sun?
tut
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I have to now they've gone all censored |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess "
You're already over half an hour late |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess "
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
You're already over half an hour late "
I had to get cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were "
That's odd. I read an article that stated that Welsh men were more likely to believe every bit of nonsense they read and that if a woman really wants to be shown a good time she should try a Yorkshireman.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
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Fancee L'fook? |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere "
You know you're my number 1 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
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Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were
That's odd. I read an article that stated that Welsh men were more likely to believe every bit of nonsense they read and that if a woman really wants to be shown a good time she should try a Yorkshireman. "
And the Welsh envy begins  |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up "
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another 
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were
That's odd. I read an article that stated that Welsh men were more likely to believe every bit of nonsense they read and that if a woman really wants to be shown a good time she should try a Yorkshireman.
And the Welsh envy begins "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
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Meh |
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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were "
Well I can't comment on welshmen but the guys I've met in the east midlands certainly delivered on the satisfaction front.
Perhaps this article might explain somewhat why the east midlands in fab land is only slightly smaller than Asia |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh "
Pfffft. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft. "
Wat evs! |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!"
Trev
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were "
Where are these satisfaction guarantors? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4429826/welsh-blokes-are-the-best-endowed-in-britain-but-east-midlands-men-deliver-the-most-satisfaction/
As you were
Where are these satisfaction guarantors?"
Hey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*"
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing! "
Haha, genius. |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing! "
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to "
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.
Cumdumppigbb apparently
 oh I'm weeping.
You're welcome
I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing? "
Depends how many men you can fit on a picnic rug |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!"
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction. "
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off* |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*"
Like the petulant little bitch you are. |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*"
The Beyonce in this one is too strong.
Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE  |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*
Like the petulant little bitch you are. "
OH HELL NO! |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*
The Beyonce in this one is too strong.
Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE "
Go for it |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*
The Beyonce in this one is too strong.
Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE
Go for it"
Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*
The Beyonce in this one is too strong.
Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE
Go for it
Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off "
erm...hang on...who said I can't dance? |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*
The Beyonce in this one is too strong.
Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE
Go for it
Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off
erm...hang on...who said I can't dance?"
I've seen it. It burned my retinas. |
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"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.
Cumdumppigbb apparently
oh I'm weeping.
You're welcome
I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing?
Depends how many men you can fit on a picnic rug"
Budge up on the rug you lot, there's a dance off to watch |
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over a year ago
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*
The Beyonce in this one is too strong.
Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE
Go for it
Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off
erm...hang on...who said I can't dance?
I've seen it. It burned my retinas."
I burned the dance floor |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*
The Beyonce in this one is too strong.
Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE
Go for it
Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off
erm...hang on...who said I can't dance?
I've seen it. It burned my retinas.
I burned the dance floor "
Neigh, you didn't |
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"This may need to be put to the test.
She's got the right idea
Wales vs Conisbrough.
3some. Let's finish this debate
Let's do it! In the name of science of course
Of course.
Wait!! This isn't fair!! Previous meet detected! I need a practice run too
Seems only fair. Be round at 2.30
Sorted. Clear ya diary princess
Great, now I'll feel like a third wheel, I'll take my loving elsewhere
You know you're my number 1
Only because the handsome Welsh man stood you up
It's fine, you've already offered yourself to another
Oh woe is me.
*going for a lady wank*
Meh
Pfffft.
Wat evs!
Trev
*hubba hubba hip thrust, flick hair, stomp away like baby elephant*
You do this everytime we go out. You are so embarrassing!
Well maybe, just maybe if we could go out without you breaking into the entire Mama Mia soundtrack at the top of your voice I wouldn't need to
You knew what you was getting into when you signed up.
I knew you was always jealous of my SASS!
Were not was. At least use the correct term when replying with such conviction.
hmm hmm
*clicks fingers 3 times, throws head back and struts off*
The Beyonce in this one is too strong.
Holy shit I think I may have just come up with our next EPIC BATTLE
Go for it
Well, neither of us can dance. I'm thinking we may need a sassy dance off "
I had a dance off once. He lost so he had to have lots of sex with me. Weak |
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"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.
Cumdumppigbb apparently
oh I'm weeping.
You're welcome
I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing?
Depends how many men you can fit on a picnic rug
Budge up on the rug you lot, there's a dance off to watch "
This should be interesting! My money's on piece of cake |
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"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.
Cumdumppigbb apparently
oh I'm weeping.
You're welcome
I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing?
Depends how many men you can fit on a picnic rug
Budge up on the rug you lot, there's a dance off to watch
This should be interesting! My money's on piece of cake "
Thanks for the support mate, your money is safe with me. Maybe afterwards I can talk you into an investment opportunity with northern rock? |
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"Who conducted this research? I'm going to start my own.
Cumdumppigbb apparently
oh I'm weeping.
You're welcome
I wonder if a picnic rug in the woods will be as appealing?
Depends how many men you can fit on a picnic rug
Budge up on the rug you lot, there's a dance off to watch
This should be interesting! My money's on piece of cake
Thanks for the support mate, your money is safe with me. Maybe afterwards I can talk you into an investment opportunity with northern rock?"
Can't see why not! Sounds like a company I want to be a part of! |
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