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By *exybaby OP Man
over a year ago
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I cannot confess to being the author....but just thought i'd share 'cause that's what you do with chocolates, isn't it?
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said.
"I'm the one with the Nuts," he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the texture of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he cam out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed that her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and did a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover that he had caught V.D. It turns out that Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She had been with All Sorts!  |
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"I cannot confess to being the author....but just thought i'd share 'cause that's what you do with chocolates, isn't it?
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said.
"I'm the one with the Nuts," he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the texture of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he cam out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed that her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and did a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover that he had caught V.D. It turns out that Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She had been with All Sorts! "
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