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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them  "
A very weird mate of mine said it's actually mating season for them.  . I hate them but try not to kill them at the same time |
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over a year ago
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them "
We're just entering house spider mating season when the ladies go looking for a mate. Just try to think of them hosting their own version of fab and they won't scare you as much |
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them "
Most I can leave the big ones die x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Omg
So I've got spider fab going on in my front room and maybe other rooms
And just had a crazy thought this one is big ...then there are others that are big to
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them
Most I can leave the big ones die x"
I've got as close as taking a pic of it that's it |
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over a year ago
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
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Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes |
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them We're just entering house spider mating season when the ladies go looking for a mate. Just try to think of them hosting their own version of fab and they won't scare you as much"
What a whole bunch of them getting together in one place to have some fun. Sure that's done the trick . I'm now very concerned about how many babbies the likkle/big fuckers will make. Thanks for that  |
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes "
Don't blink. Them fuckers are fast! Lol |
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over a year ago
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them We're just entering house spider mating season when the ladies go looking for a mate. Just try to think of them hosting their own version of fab and they won't scare you as much
What a whole bunch of them getting together in one place to have some fun. Sure that's done the trick . I'm now very concerned about how many babbies the likkle/big fuckers will make. Thanks for that "
Babies ...omg didn't think of that
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OP having spent most of my adult life in Australia, let me assure you that the big spiders are fine, it's the little ones under the toilet seat that kill you  |
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes
Don't blink. Them fuckers are fast! Lol"
I'm not blinking I'm watching it's every move  |
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"We have no spider problem, thanks in large part to our  bug assassin kitties. "
One of ours is a spider assassin too. I cringe when he catches a very large one and the legs hang wriggling out of his mouth while he chomps on it.
The other cat is a wimp - he actually runs away from big house spiders |
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"OP having spent most of my adult life in Australia, let me assure you that the big spiders are fine, it's the little ones under the toilet seat that kill you "
*goes off to Check the toilet seat* |
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"OP having spent most of my adult life in Australia, let me assure you that the big spiders are fine, it's the little ones under the toilet seat that kill you
*goes off to Check the toilet seat* "
None under toilet seat  |
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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago
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"Well at least your awake imagine if your were sleeping and it was crawling across you 
No wonder I don't sleep at night "
Its ok, they are more scared of us then we are of them. Plus they are eating up all the other common insects. |
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"Well at least your awake imagine if your were sleeping and it was crawling across you
No wonder I don't sleep at night
Its ok, they are more scared of us then we are of them. Plus they are eating up all the other common insects."
It's not ok .... it's huge |
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them We're just entering house spider mating season when the ladies go looking for a mate. Just try to think of them hosting their own version of fab and they won't scare you as much
What a whole bunch of them getting together in one place to have some fun. Sure that's done the trick . I'm now very concerned about how many babbies the likkle/big fuckers will make. Thanks for that
Babies ...omg didn't think of that
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Yeah exactly. They'll send the scouts out first to test your resolve lol |
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes
Don't blink. Them fuckers are fast! Lol
I'm not blinking I'm watching it's every move "
Watery eyes yet? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Watch or read Charlotte's web it will make you more sympathetic"
Seen Charlotte's web so I have to wait for it to die but that's when it's spun it's web and hatched the eggs or whatever they do |
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them We're just entering house spider mating season when the ladies go looking for a mate. Just try to think of them hosting their own version of fab and they won't scare you as much
What a whole bunch of them getting together in one place to have some fun. Sure that's done the trick . I'm now very concerned about how many babbies the likkle/big fuckers will make. Thanks for that
Babies ...omg didn't think of that
Yeah exactly. They'll send the scouts out first to test your resolve lol"
Which is at screaming pitch at this moment in time |
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over a year ago
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes
Don't blink. Them fuckers are fast! Lol
I'm not blinking I'm watching it's every move
Watery eyes yet? Lol"
From crying yes .....no not crying just don't like the pesky huge things ...especially when it came out to say hi to me |
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"Have you seen the one that can run as fast as a cheetah!
your just saying that "
You hope haha. Just be thankful that goliath spider's and bird eating spiders can't live in England. Than you'd have something to worry about hun lol |
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them "
Just so that you know, spiders provide an invaluable service in keeping down the numbers of household insect pests, and they do it for free. They should be applauded not evicted. Not that that fact will make you feel any better.  |
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"Have you seen the one that can run as fast as a cheetah!
your just saying that
You hope haha. Just be thankful that goliath spider's and bird eating spiders can't live in England. Than you'd have something to worry about hun lol"
I.looked those up and they are huge |
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes
Don't blink. Them fuckers are fast! Lol
I'm not blinking I'm watching it's every move
Watery eyes yet? Lol
From crying yes .....no not crying just don't like the pesky huge things ...especially when it came out to say hi to me "
Well if you don't kill it it will meet up with its mate habe an orgy and you could have over 400 eggs someone nice and warm in your gaff. Kill that fucker fast hun!  |
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them
Just so that you know, spiders provide an invaluable service in keeping down the numbers of household insect pests, and they do it for free. They should be applauded not evicted. Not that that fact will make you feel any better. "
Even if I evict it ...there will be another one close by |
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them
Just so that you know, spiders provide an invaluable service in keeping down the numbers of household insect pests, and they do it for free. They should be applauded not evicted. Not that that fact will make you feel any better. "
By the way, i love spiders. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes
Don't blink. Them fuckers are fast! Lol
I'm not blinking I'm watching it's every move
Watery eyes yet? Lol
From crying yes .....no not crying just don't like the pesky huge things ...especially when it came out to say hi to me
Well if you don't kill it it will meet up with its mate habe an orgy and you could have over 400 eggs someone nice and warm in your gaff. Kill that fucker fast hun! "
I can't kill it that is the huge problem |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them
Just so that you know, spiders provide an invaluable service in keeping down the numbers of household insect pests, and they do it for free. They should be applauded not evicted. Not that that fact will make you feel any better.
By the way, i love spiders. "
Awwwwww do you ... well you can have this one if you like ...free to a good home  |
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"Have you seen the one that can run as fast as a cheetah!
your just saying that
You hope haha. Just be thankful that goliath spider's and bird eating spiders can't live in England. Than you'd have something to worry about hun lol
I.looked those up and they are huge "
Aren't they just. My mate had one and used to let it out to stretch it's legs. He was a prat who thought he was funny . I told him straight. Comes near me and i'm going Wesley snipes on its ass. What a prick lol |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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I don't mind spiders and I'm quite happy to catch them and put them outside.
However when changing my bed linen last week there was a false widow on my duvet. I sent my daughter off for a beaker to me catch it and had to keep preventing it running off the end of my bed with a pillow! Not sure why, but that one gave me the creeps and I didn't fancy picking it up in my hands |
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes
Don't blink. Them fuckers are fast! Lol
I'm not blinking I'm watching it's every move
Watery eyes yet? Lol
From crying yes .....no not crying just don't like the pesky huge things ...especially when it came out to say hi to me
Well if you don't kill it it will meet up with its mate habe an orgy and you could have over 400 eggs someone nice and warm in your gaff. Kill that fucker fast hun!
I can't kill it that is the huge problem "
Well enjoy the house warming party. I'm sure they'll invite you. Oh wait it's your house,for how much longer haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you seen the one that can run as fast as a cheetah!
your just saying that
You hope haha. Just be thankful that goliath spider's and bird eating spiders can't live in England. Than you'd have something to worry about hun lol
I.looked those up and they are huge
Aren't they just. My mate had one and used to let it out to stretch it's legs. He was a prat who thought he was funny . I told him straight. Comes near me and i'm going Wesley snipes on its ass. What a prick lol"
Yea I bet |
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"I don't mind spiders and I'm quite happy to catch them and put them outside.
However when changing my bed linen last week there was a false widow on my duvet. I sent my daughter off for a beaker to me catch it and had to keep preventing it running off the end of my bed with a pillow! Not sure why, but that one gave me the creeps and I didn't fancy picking it up in my hands "
Should think so. She's a bad bitch. |
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"I don't mind spiders and I'm quite happy to catch them and put them outside.
However when changing my bed linen last week there was a false widow on my duvet. I sent my daughter off for a beaker to me catch it and had to keep preventing it running off the end of my bed with a pillow! Not sure why, but that one gave me the creeps and I didn't fancy picking it up in my hands "
I would of saved you Mac  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes
Don't blink. Them fuckers are fast! Lol
I'm not blinking I'm watching it's every move
Watery eyes yet? Lol
From crying yes .....no not crying just don't like the pesky huge things ...especially when it came out to say hi to me
Well if you don't kill it it will meet up with its mate habe an orgy and you could have over 400 eggs someone nice and warm in your gaff. Kill that fucker fast hun!
I can't kill it that is the huge problem
Well enjoy the house warming party. I'm sure they'll invite you. Oh wait it's your house,for how much longer haha"
looked all over where this one is can't see any others |
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"Have you seen the one that can run as fast as a cheetah!
your just saying that
You hope haha. Just be thankful that goliath spider's and bird eating spiders can't live in England. Than you'd have something to worry about hun lol
I.looked those up and they are huge
Aren't they just. My mate had one and used to let it out to stretch it's legs. He was a prat who thought he was funny . I told him straight. Comes near me and i'm going Wesley snipes on its ass. What a prick lol
Yea I bet "
I no longer go to my mates lol |
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes
Don't blink. Them fuckers are fast! Lol
I'm not blinking I'm watching it's every move
Watery eyes yet? Lol
From crying yes .....no not crying just don't like the pesky huge things ...especially when it came out to say hi to me
Well if you don't kill it it will meet up with its mate habe an orgy and you could have over 400 eggs someone nice and warm in your gaff. Kill that fucker fast hun!
I can't kill it that is the huge problem
Well enjoy the house warming party. I'm sure they'll invite you. Oh wait it's your house,for how much longer haha
looked all over where this one is can't see any others "
They're waiting to hatch and until the sun goes down |
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"I don't mind spiders and I'm quite happy to catch them and put them outside.
However when changing my bed linen last week there was a false widow on my duvet. I sent my daughter off for a beaker to me catch it and had to keep preventing it running off the end of my bed with a pillow! Not sure why, but that one gave me the creeps and I didn't fancy picking it up in my hands "
Then that was huge ....huger than this one |
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The fact that women always seem to describe the humble house spider as being 'huge' is great news for those of us who are averagely endowed. I now feel confident in claiming to be huge myself. |
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"If you kill spiders, you kill your money.
My granny always used to say that.
Won't kill it ...just staying in watching distance of it so I know where it goes
Don't blink. Them fuckers are fast! Lol
I'm not blinking I'm watching it's every move
Watery eyes yet? Lol
From crying yes .....no not crying just don't like the pesky huge things ...especially when it came out to say hi to me
Well if you don't kill it it will meet up with its mate habe an orgy and you could have over 400 eggs someone nice and warm in your gaff. Kill that fucker fast hun!
I can't kill it that is the huge problem
Well enjoy the house warming party. I'm sure they'll invite you. Oh wait it's your house,for how much longer haha
looked all over where this one is can't see any others
They're waiting to hatch and until the sun goes down"
Shhhhhhhh I've got the light on it might think it's daylight still |
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"Human blood sucking spiders that live in Britain can be highly dangerous
blood sucking "
They are not uncommon ... you don't feel the actual bite and they bugger off once they've bitten the host and drank enough blood they will hibernate until hungry again....they repeat target hosts ......
Don't be alarmed.... |
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"Human blood sucking spiders that live in Britain can be highly dangerous
blood sucking
They are not uncommon ... you don't feel the actual bite and they bugger off once they've bitten the host and drank enough blood they will hibernate until hungry again....they repeat target hosts ......
Don't be alarmed.... "
Very alarmed as said spider not moved from spot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Human blood sucking spiders that live in Britain can be highly dangerous
blood sucking
They are not uncommon ... you don't feel the actual bite and they bugger off once they've bitten the host and drank enough blood they will hibernate until hungry again....they repeat target hosts ......
Don't be alarmed....
Very alarmed as said spider not moved from spot "
Does he look hungry? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Human blood sucking spiders that live in Britain can be highly dangerous
blood sucking
They are not uncommon ... you don't feel the actual bite and they bugger off once they've bitten the host and drank enough blood they will hibernate until hungry again....they repeat target hosts ......
Don't be alarmed....
Very alarmed as said spider not moved from spot
Does he look hungry? "
Well I think it's bored it hasn't moved since it popped by to say hi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get the hoover out and suck it up the pipe. That or I use a big shoe x "
Can't do it ...its huge and I really do have a phobia of them
Would start screaming
Yep I don't like spiders...can you tell |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get the hoover out and suck it up the pipe. That or I use a big shoe x
Can't do it ...its huge and I really do have a phobia of them
Would start screaming
Yep I don't like spiders...can you tell "
You hide it well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Human blood sucking spiders that live in Britain can be highly dangerous
blood sucking
They are not uncommon ... you don't feel the actual bite and they bugger off once they've bitten the host and drank enough blood they will hibernate until hungry again....they repeat target hosts ......
Don't be alarmed....
Very alarmed as said spider not moved from spot
Does he look hungry?
Well I think it's bored it hasn't moved since it popped by to say hi "
Get close you can tell a lot by their facial expression |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I quite like spiders...serve a good purpose of keeping flies and other bugs under control 
We have one called Ethel she's about 6/7 now....her fave food is crickets
MrsK |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Human blood sucking spiders that live in Britain can be highly dangerous
blood sucking
They are not uncommon ... you don't feel the actual bite and they bugger off once they've bitten the host and drank enough blood they will hibernate until hungry again....they repeat target hosts ......
Don't be alarmed....
Very alarmed as said spider not moved from spot
Does he look hungry?
Well I think it's bored it hasn't moved since it popped by to say hi
Get close you can tell a lot by their facial expression "
Nooooooooo not getting up close to it ...ive moved into another room now ....but it's still there I checked |
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"We all know what female spiders do? They kill the male after mating! How I wish I was a spider!
Wonder how you know if it's the female or male "
Because the male is murdered after mating so we know the male is dead but the other males still take the chance - typical males eh! |
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"I quite like spiders...serve a good purpose of keeping flies and other bugs under control
We have one called Ethel she's about 6/7 now....her fave food is crickets
MrsK "
This one doesn't have a name
You have a pet spider then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We all know what female spiders do? They kill the male after mating! How I wish I was a spider!
Wonder how you know if it's the female or male
Because the male is murdered after mating so we know the male is dead but the other males still take the chance - typical males eh! "
great |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We all know what female spiders do? They kill the male after mating! How I wish I was a spider!
Wonder how you know if it's the female or male
8 legs or 9 "
I presume 8 as it's a spider not counted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wonder how you know if it's the female or male
Male and female house spiders are similar in appearance, but males have a more slender abdomen and longer legs."
Ok so just had a look and this one looks like it has longer legs ....longer legs for scuttling about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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They seem to be bigger this year. There was a big spider in the corner of my room the other night. I asked my husband to kill it for me but he told me to just go asleep that it wouldn't move. I fell asleep and woke around four. I felt something drop on me. I don't know if it was the spider but it was gone. Needless to say I slept on the sofa |
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"I quite like spiders...serve a good purpose of keeping flies and other bugs under control
We have one called Ethel she's about 6/7 now....her fave food is crickets
MrsK
This one doesn't have a name
You have a pet spider then "
Yep she's named after MrPs nanna lol
Horris and Herbert currently live in the corner of our utility...catching bugs |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't mind spiders and I'm quite happy to catch them and put them outside.
However when changing my bed linen last week there was a false widow on my duvet. I sent my daughter off for a beaker to me catch it and had to keep preventing it running off the end of my bed with a pillow! Not sure why, but that one gave me the creeps and I didn't fancy picking it up in my hands
Then that was huge ....huger than this one "
It wasn't so much huge as disturbingly fat and shiny!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg
So I've got spider fab going on in my front room and maybe other rooms
And just had a crazy thought this one is big ...then there are others that are big to
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They're all having a 'best biggest Bum ' off. Fab style |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again |
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over a year ago
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again "
Good advice,stay away from snakes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a run in with a huge one the other night, After a long stand off and a few choice words we both agreed to stay out of each others way,
It now lives in the back room
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You haven't moved it |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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Yep, its spider season. There's been some huge ones coming into my house. I usually leave them alone, but one decided to sit on the wall by my bedroom door, so that one was evicted. I also wasn't impressed at the one who decided to climb up my leg on Saturday. |
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"Yep, its spider season. There's been some huge ones coming into my house. I usually leave them alone, but one decided to sit on the wall by my bedroom door, so that one was evicted. I also wasn't impressed at the one who decided to climb up my leg on Saturday."
I would of been screaming if there was one climbing up my leg |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Yep, its spider season. There's been some huge ones coming into my house. I usually leave them alone, but one decided to sit on the wall by my bedroom door, so that one was evicted. I also wasn't impressed at the one who decided to climb up my leg on Saturday.
I would of been screaming if there was one climbing up my leg "
the noise I made was only audible to dogs. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them "
Have a pet cat...
Or in my case 4 lol
No spider is safe |
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again
Good advice,stay away from snakes"
All kinds of them? |
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weve noticed that when you have lights left on in the house we get tone more! Now we use dimmed light and dont leave lights when we not there we rarely see spiders! very odd one thats about it! its usually when lights are one we get those odd few! |
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again "
If you were bitten by a dog/cat/hamster/rabbit/any other conventional pet,would you never touch one again?Not asking to be argumentative or owt,I'm genuinely curious |
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again
If you were bitten by a dog/cat/hamster/rabbit/any other conventional pet,would you never touch one again?Not asking to be argumentative or owt,I'm genuinely curious"
My dog/cat/hamster/rabbit(yeah we had them all) was never hanging from my hand for 10 minutes and is not 2 metres long but when I was little I remember I was bitten by my hamster when I woke him up and yes I was afraid to play with him again. Now I'm a lot bigger though so hamster, mice or rats won't scare me |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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I dislike spiders intensely but am much better than I used to be.
I woke up alone one night to feed my new born son to find a huge spider sitting on his forehead. He was crying, I was crying. Absolute panic ensued. I knew I couldn't pick him up which made me more hysterical so I did what I thought was best and rang 999.
The police attended and removed the offending culprit from the moses basket but were not best pleased.
I dislike spiders intensely!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I dislike spiders intensely but am much better than I used to be.
I woke up alone one night to feed my new born son to find a huge spider sitting on his forehead. He was crying, I was crying. Absolute panic ensued. I knew I couldn't pick him up which made me more hysterical so I did what I thought was best and rang 999.
The police attended and removed the offending culprit from the moses basket but were not best pleased.
I dislike spiders intensely! "
I feel for you ......hugs ... |
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again
If you were bitten by a dog/cat/hamster/rabbit/any other conventional pet,would you never touch one again?Not asking to be argumentative or owt,I'm genuinely curious
My dog/cat/hamster/rabbit(yeah we had them all) was never hanging from my hand for 10 minutes and is not 2 metres long but when I was little I remember I was bitten by my hamster when I woke him up and yes I was afraid to play with him again. Now I'm a lot bigger though so hamster, mice or rats won't scare me "
2 metres?,Tis but a tiddler 10 mins is a pretty quick release really,my Carpet Python took an hour and a half to let go when it tried to munch my hand.One of my Kings regularly tries to eat my thumb or fingers when I feed him too Can see why a 10 minute latch would put you off a snake though.What snake was it? |
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again
If you were bitten by a dog/cat/hamster/rabbit/any other conventional pet,would you never touch one again?Not asking to be argumentative or owt,I'm genuinely curious
My dog/cat/hamster/rabbit(yeah we had them all) was never hanging from my hand for 10 minutes and is not 2 metres long but when I was little I remember I was bitten by my hamster when I woke him up and yes I was afraid to play with him again. Now I'm a lot bigger though so hamster, mice or rats won't scare me
2 metres?,Tis but a tiddler 10 mins is a pretty quick release really,my Carpet Python took an hour and a half to let go when it tried to munch my hand.One of my Kings regularly tries to eat my thumb or fingers when I feed him too Can see why a 10 minute latch would put you off a snake though.What snake was it?"
I think it was python as well, we had nice albino one and before he had some grass snakes so I'm not really sure which one was it but it was during feeding too |
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again
If you were bitten by a dog/cat/hamster/rabbit/any other conventional pet,would you never touch one again?Not asking to be argumentative or owt,I'm genuinely curious
My dog/cat/hamster/rabbit(yeah we had them all) was never hanging from my hand for 10 minutes and is not 2 metres long but when I was little I remember I was bitten by my hamster when I woke him up and yes I was afraid to play with him again. Now I'm a lot bigger though so hamster, mice or rats won't scare me
2 metres?,Tis but a tiddler 10 mins is a pretty quick release really,my Carpet Python took an hour and a half to let go when it tried to munch my hand.One of my Kings regularly tries to eat my thumb or fingers when I feed him too Can see why a 10 minute latch would put you off a snake though.What snake was it?
I think it was python as well, we had nice albino one and before he had some grass snakes so I'm not really sure which one was it but it was during feeding too"
I feed most of mine by hand so been tagged a few times,the short-fanged ones are no bother but the long-fanged ones come a bit keen when they get me.I like feeding my spiders by hand too,usually locusts with the hopper legs removed so they stay on my hand and I don't end up chasing them round my living room |
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again
If you were bitten by a dog/cat/hamster/rabbit/any other conventional pet,would you never touch one again?Not asking to be argumentative or owt,I'm genuinely curious
My dog/cat/hamster/rabbit(yeah we had them all) was never hanging from my hand for 10 minutes and is not 2 metres long but when I was little I remember I was bitten by my hamster when I woke him up and yes I was afraid to play with him again. Now I'm a lot bigger though so hamster, mice or rats won't scare me
2 metres?,Tis but a tiddler 10 mins is a pretty quick release really,my Carpet Python took an hour and a half to let go when it tried to munch my hand.One of my Kings regularly tries to eat my thumb or fingers when I feed him too Can see why a 10 minute latch would put you off a snake though.What snake was it?
I think it was python as well, we had nice albino one and before he had some grass snakes so I'm not really sure which one was it but it was during feeding too
I feed most of mine by hand so been tagged a few times,the short-fanged ones are no bother but the long-fanged ones come a bit keen when they get me.I like feeding my spiders by hand too,usually locusts with the hopper legs removed so they stay on my hand and I don't end up chasing them round my living room "
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again
If you were bitten by a dog/cat/hamster/rabbit/any other conventional pet,would you never touch one again?Not asking to be argumentative or owt,I'm genuinely curious
My dog/cat/hamster/rabbit(yeah we had them all) was never hanging from my hand for 10 minutes and is not 2 metres long but when I was little I remember I was bitten by my hamster when I woke him up and yes I was afraid to play with him again. Now I'm a lot bigger though so hamster, mice or rats won't scare me
2 metres?,Tis but a tiddler 10 mins is a pretty quick release really,my Carpet Python took an hour and a half to let go when it tried to munch my hand.One of my Kings regularly tries to eat my thumb or fingers when I feed him too Can see why a 10 minute latch would put you off a snake though.What snake was it?
I think it was python as well, we had nice albino one and before he had some grass snakes so I'm not really sure which one was it but it was during feeding too
I feed most of mine by hand so been tagged a few times,the short-fanged ones are no bother but the long-fanged ones come a bit keen when they get me.I like feeding my spiders by hand too,usually locusts with the hopper legs removed so they stay on my hand and I don't end up chasing them round my living room
How many times have you had to chase them? "
Too many,the hoppy little bastards! a stage 3 hopper got away from me a while back,couldn't find it anywhere,it eventually appeared from under a unit as a fully-grown adult and proceeded to fly straight at my mate who emitted a very girly scream and ran off I caught it and fed it to one of my lizards |
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again
If you were bitten by a dog/cat/hamster/rabbit/any other conventional pet,would you never touch one again?Not asking to be argumentative or owt,I'm genuinely curious
My dog/cat/hamster/rabbit(yeah we had them all) was never hanging from my hand for 10 minutes and is not 2 metres long but when I was little I remember I was bitten by my hamster when I woke him up and yes I was afraid to play with him again. Now I'm a lot bigger though so hamster, mice or rats won't scare me
2 metres?,Tis but a tiddler 10 mins is a pretty quick release really,my Carpet Python took an hour and a half to let go when it tried to munch my hand.One of my Kings regularly tries to eat my thumb or fingers when I feed him too Can see why a 10 minute latch would put you off a snake though.What snake was it?
I think it was python as well, we had nice albino one and before he had some grass snakes so I'm not really sure which one was it but it was during feeding too
I feed most of mine by hand so been tagged a few times,the short-fanged ones are no bother but the long-fanged ones come a bit keen when they get me.I like feeding my spiders by hand too,usually locusts with the hopper legs removed so they stay on my hand and I don't end up chasing them round my living room
How many times have you had to chase them?
Too many,the hoppy little bastards! a stage 3 hopper got away from me a while back,couldn't find it anywhere,it eventually appeared from under a unit as a fully-grown adult and proceeded to fly straight at my mate who emitted a very girly scream and ran off I caught it and fed it to one of my lizards "
How many pets do you have? snakes, spiders, lizards |
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"Don't you just effing hate them
A huge one has just decided to pop out of nowhere
Why are they so big ...i really do not like them "
Leave it in peace...it will eat the flies...
Or maybe if it's that big it already has... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't sleep with your mouth open. They like the moisture.......
This is fiction, they wouldn't ever climb in our mouths! "
I hope this is fiction. I'm not going to Google it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bit of advice, spiders don't like conkers! Put them in the corners of your room and you won't see spiders!
A x"
I have two in each window of my house all year round,some people say it's a myth,but I've not seen a spider in the house for over 4 years when I first heard of this. |
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"Don't sleep with your mouth open. They like the moisture.......
This is fiction, they wouldn't ever climb in our mouths!
I hope this is fiction. I'm not going to Google it "
It's 100% fictional |
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"I used to have a tarantula maybe 8 years back, but I had some allergic reaction everytime when I tried to "pet" it. I felt like my palms are covered in hundreds of thorns and since then I don't like big spiders
Also I didn't have a problem with snakes until our snake bit my dad's hand....I've never touched it again
If you were bitten by a dog/cat/hamster/rabbit/any other conventional pet,would you never touch one again?Not asking to be argumentative or owt,I'm genuinely curious
My dog/cat/hamster/rabbit(yeah we had them all) was never hanging from my hand for 10 minutes and is not 2 metres long but when I was little I remember I was bitten by my hamster when I woke him up and yes I was afraid to play with him again. Now I'm a lot bigger though so hamster, mice or rats won't scare me
2 metres?,Tis but a tiddler 10 mins is a pretty quick release really,my Carpet Python took an hour and a half to let go when it tried to munch my hand.One of my Kings regularly tries to eat my thumb or fingers when I feed him too Can see why a 10 minute latch would put you off a snake though.What snake was it?
I think it was python as well, we had nice albino one and before he had some grass snakes so I'm not really sure which one was it but it was during feeding too
I feed most of mine by hand so been tagged a few times,the short-fanged ones are no bother but the long-fanged ones come a bit keen when they get me.I like feeding my spiders by hand too,usually locusts with the hopper legs removed so they stay on my hand and I don't end up chasing them round my living room
How many times have you had to chase them?
Too many,the hoppy little bastards! a stage 3 hopper got away from me a while back,couldn't find it anywhere,it eventually appeared from under a unit as a fully-grown adult and proceeded to fly straight at my mate who emitted a very girly scream and ran off I caught it and fed it to one of my lizards
How many pets do you have? snakes, spiders, lizards "
Loads,my house is like a zoo currently at 20 snakes,12 spiders,9 lizards,a tortoise,10 fish,2 mantises,4 frogs and 3 scorpions |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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Now I have a Ragdoll cat and sometimes we speak and sometimes we don't, one night I came home from work and he didn't greet me as normal, so I went and got changed into pj's and started to relax, 30 mins later I still hadn't seen him but I could hear him chattering away to himself, so I thought, what the hell is he up to and went to investigate.......as soon as I walked into the bedroom he whipped his neck round in my direction and with eyes like quickly pointed out the huge black spider firmly planted half way up the wall and with facial expressions said 'what the fuck is that!' I nearly wet myself
Unfortunately we had no option but to get the hoover out (and it nearly clogged it up )
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"Don't sleep with your mouth open. They like the moisture.......
This is fiction, they wouldn't ever climb in our mouths!
I hope this is fiction. I'm not going to Google it
It's 100% fictional "
Thanks for that. Ilk sleep better tonight |
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"2 spiders in the bath last night, one spider and some spider legs in the bath this morning. There can be only one!"
Sounds like the female ate the male after fab sex orgy |
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Used to have a fear of spiders until my partner gave me some good advice - give each one a cute name and remember they have babies too! Once you name something, you do develop an emotional attachment to them - honestly.
A good coping strategy - though I still do insist he catches them and places them in next door's garden.
There was a massive one in the bathroom the other day - I swear I saw her pumping iron - thankfully Bessie is now in the garage |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"2 spiders in the bath last night, one spider and some spider legs in the bath this morning. There can be only one!
Sounds like the female ate the male after fab sex orgy "
I do hope he experienced bliss before becoming her snack. |
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