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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
So ladies, if you would be so kind as to brighten my day a little.
Worth a go right?
I'm going to make a cup of tea. |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
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The Hatter whilst perusing, posts a thread upon a whim
Asking all politely for fine pictures of their quim
His gender called to question for his fantastic flowing hair.
An allegation somewhat rude though the poster doesn't care.
A chap from Belfast tries his luck, a thread almost derailed!
But fortunately for all involved this does seem to have failed.
Myself I am a-lurking, peeking pictures as they're posted.
A think by end of play today this thread will be my most read. |
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"The Hatter whilst perusing, posts a thread upon a whim
Asking all politely for fine pictures of their quim
His gender called to question for his fantastic flowing hair.
An allegation somewhat rude though the poster doesn't care.
A chap from Belfast tries his luck, a thread almost derailed!
But fortunately for all involved this does seem to have failed.
Myself I am a-lurking, peeking pictures as they're posted.
A think by end of play today this thread will be my most read."
Bravo !!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
Flange Friday.
Fanny Friday.
Flaps Friday.
Foo-Foo Friday.
?
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...but it's Wednesday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Hatter whilst perusing, posts a thread upon a whim
Asking all politely for fine pictures of their quim
His gender called to question for his fantastic flowing hair.
An allegation somewhat rude though the poster doesn't care.
A chap from Belfast tries his luck, a thread almost derailed!
But fortunately for all involved this does seem to have failed.
Myself I am a-lurking, peeking pictures as they're posted.
A think by end of play today this thread will be my most read."
Excellent work |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
Flange Friday.
Fanny Friday.
Flaps Friday.
Foo-Foo Friday.
?
...but it's Wednesday "
Wet foof wednesday?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hatter 57 meets and great veri's what is your secret? Is it the hair? or are you a genius at sending messages?"
No secret, I go to socials, I talk to people, and don't take things too seriously. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
Flange Friday.
Fanny Friday.
Flaps Friday.
Foo-Foo Friday.
?
...but it's Wednesday
Wet foof wednesday? "
Genius! Can I consult you on my future thread naming? |
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By *a72Man
over a year ago
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"Hatter 57 meets and great veri's what is your secret? Is it the hair? or are you a genius at sending messages?
No secret, I go to socials, I talk to people, and don't take things too seriously."
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
Flange Friday.
Fanny Friday.
Flaps Friday.
Foo-Foo Friday.
?
...but it's Wednesday
Wet foof wednesday?
Genius! Can I consult you on my future thread naming? "
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
Flange Friday.
Fanny Friday.
Flaps Friday.
Foo-Foo Friday.
?
...but it's Wednesday
Wet foof wednesday?
Genius! Can I consult you on my future thread naming? "
Of course lol |
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
Flange Friday.
Fanny Friday.
Flaps Friday.
Foo-Foo Friday.
?
...but it's Wednesday "
...and only 2 days until Friday! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Nice poem in here. Errol, you make me happy with your words unlike some.
Fail Hatter. You could have waited a couple of days and had a decent OP. I'm sure the quims being sent you've already seen anyways.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
Flange Friday.
Fanny Friday.
Flaps Friday.
Foo-Foo Friday.
?
...but it's Wednesday
Wet foof wednesday?
Genius! Can I consult you on my future thread naming?
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Aww, I'll keep you in mind for f related alliteration. |
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
Flange Friday.
Fanny Friday.
Flaps Friday.
Foo-Foo Friday.
?
...but it's Wednesday
Wet foof wednesday?
Genius! Can I consult you on my future thread naming?
Aww, I'll keep you in mind for f related alliteration. "
Fanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice poem in here. Errol, you make me happy with your words unlike some.
Fail Hatter. You could have waited a couple of days and had a decent OP. I'm sure the quims being sent you've already seen anyways. "
But I didn't want to wait.
You make it sound like I'm some sort of tart. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Nice poem in here. Errol, you make me happy with your words unlike some.
Fail Hatter. You could have waited a couple of days and had a decent OP. I'm sure the quims being sent you've already seen anyways.
But I didn't want to wait.
You make it sound like I'm some sort of tart. "
Nah. You're a stud muffin in the making. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice poem in here. Errol, you make me happy with your words unlike some.
Fail Hatter. You could have waited a couple of days and had a decent OP. I'm sure the quims being sent you've already seen anyways.
But I didn't want to wait.
You make it sound like I'm some sort of tart.
Nah. You're a stud muffin in the making. "
Stud muffin? 
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Nice poem in here. Errol, you make me happy with your words unlike some.
Fail Hatter. You could have waited a couple of days and had a decent OP. I'm sure the quims being sent you've already seen anyways.
But I didn't want to wait.
You make it sound like I'm some sort of tart.
Nah. You're a stud muffin in the making.
Stud muffin?
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 I thought it would have that reaction so I'm sticking with it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice poem in here. Errol, you make me happy with your words unlike some.
Fail Hatter. You could have waited a couple of days and had a decent OP. I'm sure the quims being sent you've already seen anyways.
But I didn't want to wait.
You make it sound like I'm some sort of tart.
Nah. You're a stud muffin in the making.
Stud muffin?
I thought it would have that reaction so I'm sticking with it. "
Humph |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
Flange Friday.
Fanny Friday.
Flaps Friday.
Foo-Foo Friday.
?
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Tomorrow is Twat Thursday I believe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm shy though.
Shy.. yeah
So cynical Hatter. So, so cynical.
I can't argue with that
I'm glad.
I can be shy.
shy and cute  "
Oh, I'm fucking adorable me.
Clearly not so shy at the moment my avatar was taken, and in the moments beforehand though. Ahem. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"I'm shy though.
Shy.. yeah
So cynical Hatter. So, so cynical.
I can't argue with that
I'm glad.
I can be shy.
shy and cute
Oh, I'm fucking adorable me.
Clearly not so shy at the moment my avatar was taken, and in the moments beforehand though. Ahem. "
Fantastic bottom too if you dont mind me saying. |
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"I'm shy though.
Shy.. yeah
So cynical Hatter. So, so cynical.
I can't argue with that
I'm glad.
I can be shy.
shy and cute
Oh, I'm fucking adorable me.
Clearly not so shy at the moment my avatar was taken, and in the moments beforehand though. Ahem. "
Aren't you meant to be adorable you are a star right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm shy though.
Shy.. yeah
So cynical Hatter. So, so cynical.
I can't argue with that
I'm glad.
I can be shy.
shy and cute
Oh, I'm fucking adorable me.
Clearly not so shy at the moment my avatar was taken, and in the moments beforehand though. Ahem.
Fantastic bottom too if you dont mind me saying."
I try  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm shy though.
Shy.. yeah
So cynical Hatter. So, so cynical.
I can't argue with that
I'm glad.
I can be shy.
shy and cute
Oh, I'm fucking adorable me.
Clearly not so shy at the moment my avatar was taken, and in the moments beforehand though. Ahem.
Aren't you meant to be adorable you are a star right? "
Oh I am adorable. And sweet.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fantastic foofs ladies. 
Great work hatter
This went a lot better than I expected to be honest
It's because you're a greedy tartlet.  "
I merely provided the platform, if women want to show me their quim, it's entirely up to them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fantastic foofs ladies.
Great work hatter
This went a lot better than I expected to be honest
It's because you're a greedy tartlet.
I merely provided the platform, if women want to show me their quim, it's entirely up to them. "
Angelic my arse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fantastic foofs ladies.
Great work hatter
This went a lot better than I expected to be honest
It's because you're a greedy tartlet.
I merely provided the platform, if women want to show me their quim, it's entirely up to them.
Angelic my arse. "
You do have quite an angelic arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fantastic foofs ladies.
Great work hatter
This went a lot better than I expected to be honest
It's because you're a greedy tartlet.
I merely provided the platform, if women want to show me their quim, it's entirely up to them.
Angelic my arse.
You do have quite an angelic arse."
I know, tis heavenly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
So ladies, if you would be so kind as to brighten my day a little.
Worth a go right?
I'm going to make a cup of tea."
Tartlet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
So ladies, if you would be so kind as to brighten my day a little.
Worth a go right?
I'm going to make a cup of tea.
Tartlet "
I really am. *flips hair* |
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
So ladies, if you would be so kind as to brighten my day a little.
Worth a go right?
I'm going to make a cup of tea.
Tartlet
I really am. *flips hair* "
We don't have that kind of relationship. It woukd be awkward.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
So ladies, if you would be so kind as to brighten my day a little.
Worth a go right?
I'm going to make a cup of tea.
Tartlet
I really am. *flips hair*
We don't have that kind of relationship. It woukd be awkward.
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You're quite right, you can keep your clothes on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm shy though.
I'll be 28 in five weeks.
Just saying.
I tried to mail you before, you've females blocked 
Everyone's normally blocked. Try it now. "
Done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
So ladies, if you would be so kind as to brighten my day a little.
Worth a go right?
I'm going to make a cup of tea.
Tartlet
I really am. *flips hair* "
But worth it too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"u a man or women ur profile states male ur pics looks female why is that lol"
Not sure.. but 33 females seem to love his locks so i think it works out just fine!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's willy Wednesday and I couldn't think of anything alliterative, so I went with asking politely.
So ladies, if you would be so kind as to brighten my day a little.
Worth a go right?
I'm going to make a cup of tea.
Tartlet
I really am. *flips hair*
But worth it too "
Just like L'oreal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"u a man or women ur profile states male ur pics looks female why is that lol
Not sure.. but 33 females seem to love his locks so i think it works out just fine! "
*tips hat* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Hatter whilst perusing, posts a thread upon a whim
Asking all politely for fine pictures of their quim
His gender called to question for his fantastic flowing hair.
An allegation somewhat rude though the poster doesn't care.
A chap from Belfast tries his luck, a thread almost derailed!
But fortunately for all involved this does seem to have failed.
Myself I am a-lurking, peeking pictures as they're posted.
A think by end of play today this thread will be my most read."
Love this |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"The Hatter whilst perusing, posts a thread upon a whim
Asking all politely for fine pictures of their quim
His gender called to question for his fantastic flowing hair.
An allegation somewhat rude though the poster doesn't care.
A chap from Belfast tries his luck, a thread almost derailed!
But fortunately for all involved this does seem to have failed.
Myself I am a-lurking, peeking pictures as they're posted.
A think by end of play today this thread will be my most read."
That's fantastic, made my day.
Hatter I think you've seen mine. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Hatter whilst perusing, posts a thread upon a whim
Asking all politely for fine pictures of their quim
His gender called to question for his fantastic flowing hair.
An allegation somewhat rude though the poster doesn't care.
A chap from Belfast tries his luck, a thread almost derailed!
But fortunately for all involved this does seem to have failed.
Myself I am a-lurking, peeking pictures as they're posted.
A think by end of play today this thread will be my most read.
That's fantastic, made my day.
Hatter I think you've seen mine. "
Never hurts to see it again though |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Classy. I don't think I've heard that word since I was at school. All the ladies will be falling over themselves lol. "
He's only using that word because a few of us on here started using it. Pfft. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Classy. I don't think I've heard that word since I was at school. All the ladies will be falling over themselves lol.
He's only using that word because a few of us on here started using it. Pfft."
True, plus anything else just seemed crude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Classy. I don't think I've heard that word since I was at school. All the ladies will be falling over themselves lol.
He's only using that word because a few of us on here started using it. Pfft."
Now now Meli. The gentleman is here to save you and the ladies from Hatter and his vulgar thread! Be nice. |
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"Classy. I don't think I've heard that word since I was at school. All the ladies will be falling over themselves lol.
He's only using that word because a few of us on here started using it. Pfft.
Now now Meli. The gentleman is here to save you and the ladies from Hatter and his vulgar thread! Be nice. "
Where did you tie your horse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Classy. I don't think I've heard that word since I was at school. All the ladies will be falling over themselves lol.
He's only using that word because a few of us on here started using it. Pfft.
Now now Meli. The gentleman is here to save you and the ladies from Hatter and his vulgar thread! Be nice.
Where did you tie your horse?"
The fella that posted above's username is actually Gentleman... I was attempting to be a part of the popular folk by trying to be witty again |
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