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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham

So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham

Bought a catering trailer( seemed like a good idea at the time )

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Bought a catering trailer( seemed like a good idea at the time ) "

Have you used it?

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham

Not yet , but I will , just refitting it at the moment

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I tried to be funny on the forum and failed miserably.

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Nothing New

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I tried to be funny on the forum and failed miserably.

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Nothing New "

Story of my life!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i shouted at all the staff at work - i never lose it and spent the next day apologising - they all said they deserved it though - so did my boss - but was cross with myself for lack of control

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Not yet , but I will , just refitting it at the moment"

We talking dirty burgers and sausages?

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"i shouted at all the staff at work - i never lose it and spent the next day apologising - they all said they deserved it though - so did my boss - but was cross with myself for lack of control"

We all have days like that.

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham

We will be doing events , so the menu will change accordingly , from veggie food , dirty burgers , curries , we have the lot

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"We will be doing events , so the menu will change accordingly , from veggie food , dirty burgers , curries , we have the lot "

I love a dirty burger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i shouted at all the staff at work - i never lose it and spent the next day apologising - they all said they deserved it though - so did my boss - but was cross with myself for lack of control

We all have days like that. "

i dont though - not at work - dont let them see thy got the better of me - its tough at the mo and bosses expecting me to do stuff but staff wrent doing their part even half heartedly - so i lost it -

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"We will be doing events , so the menu will change accordingly , from veggie food , dirty burgers , curries , we have the lot

I love a dirty burger "

I'll let you know when I rock up in brum with my trailer

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"i shouted at all the staff at work - i never lose it and spent the next day apologising - they all said they deserved it though - so did my boss - but was cross with myself for lack of control

We all have days like that.

i dont though - not at work - dont let them see thy got the better of me - its tough at the mo and bosses expecting me to do stuff but staff wrent doing their part even half heartedly - so i lost it -"

I told my boss to 'swivel on this' under my breath after a particularly hard day except he heard. I spent the rest of the day fibbing about what I'd actually said 'I loved my chair as it swivelled!' Everyone knew!

I hope you're okay. Kisses.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Drank a blue WKD

Is my masculinity now ruined forever?

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"We will be doing events , so the menu will change accordingly , from veggie food , dirty burgers , curries , we have the lot

I love a dirty burger

I'll let you know when I rock up in brum with my trailer "

I'll have onions and cheese with mine please

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Drank a blue WKD

Is my masculinity now ruined forever?"

You already know the answer

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"Drank a blue WKD

Is my masculinity now ruined forever?"

it's gone ! Never to return

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"We will be doing events , so the menu will change accordingly , from veggie food , dirty burgers , curries , we have the lot

I love a dirty burger

I'll let you know when I rock up in brum with my trailer

I'll have onions and cheese with mine please "

ketchup ?

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By *ancastermanMan  over a year ago

carnforth


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

"

Those beets sound seriously tasty... definitely boosted your rep for me!

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"We will be doing events , so the menu will change accordingly , from veggie food , dirty burgers , curries , we have the lot

I love a dirty burger

I'll let you know when I rock up in brum with my trailer

I'll have onions and cheese with mine please

ketchup ?"

Good God no! Mayo or a bit of brown horse please.

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

Those beets sound seriously tasty... definitely boosted your rep for me!"

They were delicious. They had a bit of a kick too.

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"We will be doing events , so the menu will change accordingly , from veggie food , dirty burgers , curries , we have the lot

I love a dirty burger

I'll let you know when I rock up in brum with my trailer

I'll have onions and cheese with mine please

ketchup ?

Good God no! Mayo or a bit of brown horse please. "

Brown sauce on a burger ? That's just wrong

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land

I can't think of anything, but I have to say that beetroot sounds amazing! I love beetroot, my favourite at the moment is roasted on my Sunday lunch

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I can't think of anything, but I have to say that beetroot sounds amazing! I love beetroot, my favourite at the moment is roasted on my Sunday lunch "

I'm really proud of my beetroot

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"We will be doing events , so the menu will change accordingly , from veggie food , dirty burgers , curries , we have the lot

I love a dirty burger

I'll let you know when I rock up in brum with my trailer

I'll have onions and cheese with mine please

ketchup ?

Good God no! Mayo or a bit of brown horse please.

Brown sauce on a burger ? That's just wrong"

So wrong it's right!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

"

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

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By *wo4FemCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Bought a catering trailer( seemed like a good idea at the time ) "

You should link the names of your burgers and hot dogs to fab. Like a FAF burger or say 4 burgers or more to as a gang bang burger.

Mr2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman "

what film ?

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman "

What film?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

what film ?"

Boy in the striped pyjamas very sad ending

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Bought a catering trailer( seemed like a good idea at the time )

You should link the names of your burgers and hot dogs to fab. Like a FAF burger or say 4 burgers or more to as a gang bang burger.

Mr2 "

Do you want relish with that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

what film ?

Boy in the striped pyjamas very sad ending "

brilliant film though x

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Not sure if I have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

what film ?

Boy in the striped pyjamas very sad ending

brilliant film though x"

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"Bought a catering trailer( seemed like a good idea at the time )

You should link the names of your burgers and hot dogs to fab. Like a FAF burger or say 4 burgers or more to as a gang bang burger.

Mr2 "

it's a thought , May not please parents with kids though

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

what film ?

Boy in the striped pyjamas very sad ending "

Very poignant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

what film ?

Boy in the striped pyjamas very sad ending

brilliant film though x"

Great film shame about the soppy sod watching it lol

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I don't think I have a rep, so I guess nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

what film ?

Boy in the striped pyjamas very sad ending

Very poignant "

Very poignant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

what film ?

Boy in the striped pyjamas very sad ending

brilliant film though x

Great film shame about the soppy sod watching it lol"

the book is good as well - would take a cold person not to react to anything to do with that subject matter xxx

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

what film ?

Boy in the striped pyjamas very sad ending "

I have the book sat on my bedside table. I'm waiting for the right time to read it as I am emotional over the most ridiculous thing, never mind this subject matter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

what film ?

Boy in the striped pyjamas very sad ending

I have the book sat on my bedside table. I'm waiting for the right time to read it as I am emotional over the most ridiculous thing, never mind this subject matter "

Make sure you have tissues near by

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"So, I pickled some beetroots (infused according to the recipe) with chilli, ginger and cumin.

I was telling someone about what I've been doing (have stained hands and fingers) and they didn't believe me. They said it just didn't seem like a thing I'd do.

What have you done lately that may have ruined your rep!?

I cried watching a film I'm a 6ft 5 ex doorman

what film ?

Boy in the striped pyjamas very sad ending

I have the book sat on my bedside table. I'm waiting for the right time to read it as I am emotional over the most ridiculous thing, never mind this subject matter "

I don't read enough!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being in touch with my feminine side!

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man  over a year ago

woodhall spa

I've got a fishpond but no fish

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've got a fishpond but no fish "

I baby sat some carp once. True story!

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Being in touch with my feminine side! "

You gave yourself a bikini wax?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People always seemed surprised when I tell them I'm a good cook or like gardening

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man  over a year ago

woodhall spa


"I've got a fishpond but no fish

I baby sat some carp once. True story! "

I bet they were quiet

I resucitated a gold fish once. He was floating on his side and i stroked its side and spun it round a few times and it started to wriggle and swam to the bottom of the bucket. True story also

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Erm, despite my confident demeanour I actually overthink way too much.

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"People always seemed surprised when I tell them I'm a good cook or like gardening"

I love gardening too.

I can't get my coriander to grow upright though.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"People always seemed surprised when I tell them I'm a good cook or like gardening

I love gardening too.

I can't get my coriander to grow upright though. "

I also enjoy gardening. It's just a shame my garden is a complete shit tip that needs a digger on it to make it somewhat, well, gardeny

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Erm, despite my confident demeanour I actually overthink way too much."

Depends what you're over thinking about!?

Overthinking about overthinking is possibly pants!

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"Drank a blue WKD

Is my masculinity now ruined forever?

You already know the answer "

So, I've just eaten one of those double Yorkie bars. Does that at least go some way to restoring it.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being in touch with my feminine side!

You gave yourself a bikini wax? "

You have to wax your bikinis, does that make them waterproof?

I empathised with someone!

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"People always seemed surprised when I tell them I'm a good cook or like gardening

I love gardening too.

I can't get my coriander to grow upright though.

I also enjoy gardening. It's just a shame my garden is a complete shit tip that needs a digger on it to make it somewhat, well, gardeny "

Gimme ten minutes with your garden and I'll sort it.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"People always seemed surprised when I tell them I'm a good cook or like gardening

I love gardening too.

I can't get my coriander to grow upright though.

I also enjoy gardening. It's just a shame my garden is a complete shit tip that needs a digger on it to make it somewhat, well, gardeny

Gimme ten minutes with your garden and I'll sort it. "

Ooooerrrr mrs

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Drank a blue WKD

Is my masculinity now ruined forever?

You already know the answer

So, I've just eaten one of those double Yorkie bars. Does that at least go some way to restoring it....."

Raisins?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I've got to much facial hair just now .

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"People always seemed surprised when I tell them I'm a good cook or like gardening

I love gardening too.

I can't get my coriander to grow upright though.

I also enjoy gardening. It's just a shame my garden is a complete shit tip that needs a digger on it to make it somewhat, well, gardeny

Gimme ten minutes with your garden and I'll sort it.

Ooooerrrr mrs "

Here to help

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've got to much facial hair just now . "

We talking facial or nasal?

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Being in touch with my feminine side!

You gave yourself a bikini wax?

You have to wax your bikinis, does that make them waterproof?

I empathised with someone! "

Unlike you...

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've got a fishpond but no fish

I baby sat some carp once. True story!

I bet they were quiet

I resucitated a gold fish once. He was floating on his side and i stroked its side and spun it round a few times and it started to wriggle and swam to the bottom of the bucket. True story also "

Bet it had Dropsy! Common ailment easily rectified.

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

I was arrested at night on Hampstead Heath for not wearing white socks.

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By *arksMan  over a year ago

in the centre

I let my daughter put a sea face mask on me the other week

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I was arrested at night on Hampstead Heath for not wearing white socks."

There is a moral there.. Somewhere.

But I don't believe you.

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I let my daughter put a sea face mask on me the other week "

But I get your skin is lovely and soft?

Put the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!

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By *arksMan  over a year ago

in the centre


"I let my daughter put a sea face mask on me the other week

But I get your skin is lovely and soft?

Put the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again! "

It really opened my pores

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london


"I was arrested at night on Hampstead Heath for not wearing white socks.

There is a moral there.. Somewhere.

But I don't believe you. "

One black one, one white one, and one with a bit of...

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"Drank a blue WKD

Is my masculinity now ruined forever?

You already know the answer

So, I've just eaten one of those double Yorkie bars. Does that at least go some way to restoring it.....

Raisins? "

& biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being in touch with my feminine side!

You gave yourself a bikini wax?

You have to wax your bikinis, does that make them waterproof?

I empathised with someone!

Unlike you... "

My therapist assures me it was just an aberration, probably brought on by a subconscious desire to spend a naughty night with a lady!

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I let my daughter put a sea face mask on me the other week

But I get your skin is lovely and soft?

Put the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!

It really opened my pores "

Biore!

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Being in touch with my feminine side!

You gave yourself a bikini wax?

You have to wax your bikinis, does that make them waterproof?

I empathised with someone!

Unlike you...

My therapist assures me it was just an aberration, probably brought on by a subconscious desire to spend a naughty night with a lady! "

Like a real life lady?

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Drank a blue WKD

Is my masculinity now ruined forever?

You already know the answer

So, I've just eaten one of those double Yorkie bars. Does that at least go some way to restoring it.....

Raisins?

& biscuit "

You hunk of a man..

I think I just came

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being in touch with my feminine side!

You gave yourself a bikini wax?

You have to wax your bikinis, does that make them waterproof?

I empathised with someone!

Unlike you...

My therapist assures me it was just an aberration, probably brought on by a subconscious desire to spend a naughty night with a lady!

Like a real life lady? "

I know, is there such a thing!

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I was arrested at night on Hampstead Heath for not wearing white socks.

There is a moral there.. Somewhere.

But I don't believe you.

One black one, one white one, and one with a bit of..."

Did you see what I done?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being in touch with my feminine side!

You gave yourself a bikini wax?

You have to wax your bikinis, does that make them waterproof?

I empathised with someone!

Unlike you...

My therapist assures me it was just an aberration, probably brought on by a subconscious desire to spend a naughty night with a lady!

Like a real life lady? "

I know, is there such a thing!

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Being in touch with my feminine side!

You gave yourself a bikini wax?

You have to wax your bikinis, does that make them waterproof?

I empathised with someone!

Unlike you...

My therapist assures me it was just an aberration, probably brought on by a subconscious desire to spend a naughty night with a lady!

Like a real life lady?

I know, is there such a thing!"

I doubt it.

Maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being in touch with my feminine side!

You gave yourself a bikini wax?

You have to wax your bikinis, does that make them waterproof?

I empathised with someone!

Unlike you...

My therapist assures me it was just an aberration, probably brought on by a subconscious desire to spend a naughty night with a lady!

Like a real life lady?

I know, is there such a thing!

I doubt it.

Maybe? "

If only, I have being know to be nice!

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Drank a blue WKD

Is my masculinity now ruined forever?"

Yep, you'll be catching the gay next

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man  over a year ago

woodhall spa


"I've got a fishpond but no fish

I baby sat some carp once. True story!

I bet they were quiet

I resucitated a gold fish once. He was floating on his side and i stroked its side and spun it round a few times and it started to wriggle and swam to the bottom of the bucket. True story also

Bet it had Dropsy! Common ailment easily rectified.

"

Oh, and i've been thinking i was a healer for the past decade . Felt good at the time though seeing that fish swim again.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"Drank a blue WKD

Is my masculinity now ruined forever?

You already know the answer

So, I've just eaten one of those double Yorkie bars. Does that at least go some way to restoring it.....

Raisins?

& biscuit

You hunk of a man..

I think I just came "

Yeah, I have that effect on most women. I must be special......

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By *ineMan  over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill


"i shouted at all the staff at work - i never lose it and spent the next day apologising - they all said they deserved it though - so did my boss - but was cross with myself for lack of control

We all have days like that.

i dont though - not at work - dont let them see thy got the better of me - its tough at the mo and bosses expecting me to do stuff but staff wrent doing their part even half heartedly - so i lost it -"

Sometimes it's good to let rip at those not doing their job and it's all the more effective if they don't expect it because it's not what you usually do.

You have no reason to feel bad about it... so dont.

It's those who were not performing that should feel bad for their actions or lack of.

And its far more effective if it's a shock to them when you do just go for it.

You might even find that doing it just the once is enough to keep things going the way they should.

Good luck I used to hate management

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