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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I tore my hamstring this weekend, I was playing sports not at a meet. However got me thinking what is the worst injury you sustained whilst at a meet, playing at a club or having sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I guess if it was an accident lol. Bit close to the mark though. X"
It was an accident... I hope. 
During doggy I ended up face down in a pillow and couldn't lift myself back up again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tore my hamstring this weekend, I was playing sports not at a meet. However got me thinking what is the worst injury you sustained whilst at a meet, playing at a club or having sex?"
nothing serious really, just carpet burns  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sporting injuries.......dislocating my shoulder playing rugby and tearing chest tendons playing golf.
Sex wise.....has to be the dreaded snapped banjo string  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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Didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine suffered a penis fracture a few years ago when having sex. Massive boner, his gf was hopping up and down vigorously and missed the angle. Ouch!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex wise just a dislocated finger.
Rugby wise, currently recovering from broken ribs and a torn rib cartilage. In the past I've torn my left bicep off the bone, broken and dislocated fingers as well as the usual bumps and bruises.
Moral of the story is stick to sex, far less painful  |
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Friction burn on my foreskin using a We-Vibe and the lube drying out...took months to heal.
Not really an injury but: licked my way though a pair of edible knickers my wife was wearing.....the food colouring in them stained my face bright red for days!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pulled a hamstring ( leg was on the ceiling of the car ( love the car))... loads of bruises on the boobs ( rough meet ) .... loads and loads of bruises on the legs ( we like to roll together) ... |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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I had such badly bruised (black) breast after riding the hugest dick in the world (think bucking bronco) I had to go to the walk in clinic.
Doc asked how I'd done it. There was an excuse that involved (a lie) Ikea.
Does this count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broke a bed before, but never serious sex injuries. I save those for other activities. Currently have large numbers of stitches in right forearm and even worse left foot, standing on buts of cotton is surprisingly painful!
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Sporting injuries. Too many to list individually but I've broken 47 bones in total.
Worst being my back & pelvis, which now leads to the odd comical moment in certain sexual positions, as my hip seizes & has on the odd occasion popped out its socket!
Bloody painful, leads to colourful language & then me performing a contortionist act to get it back in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"During sex...just a pulled neck
Hoovering....tour my piriformis muscle wasnout of action for 6 bloody weeks!
MrsK x "
How the actual fuck did you do that hoovering |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pulled a hamstring ( leg was on the ceiling of the car ( love the car))... loads of bruises on the boobs ( rough meet ) .... loads and loads of bruises on the legs ( we like to roll together) ... "
Who doesn't love car sex with a sexy flexible woman? Bravo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had an x riding me hard and my cock slippped out and when she slammed back down my cock doubled back and hurt like hell but seemed ok .
Several years later my bladder wasn't emptying so could not pee and was in extreme pain. Got rushed to hospital.
Had a cork screw type thing put though my stomach into my bladder to empty it and as u can imagine piss fountained it all over the place . Then had to have an op where they cut a t under my balls and cut out a damaged section of pipe and stitched me up.
Had a catheter for ages and walked like I'd shit my self for about 3 months lol. |
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