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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Has got to be wrong.

Ok so the game goes like this....

Red bull gives You?

The shits!

Next one for someone else to answer...

A mars a day helps you???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has got to be wrong.

Ok so the game goes like this....

Red bull gives You?

The shits!

Next one for someone else to answer...

A mars a day helps you???

"

Ram the bar up your chuff like Marianne Faithful......allegedly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A mars a day....helps you get fatter.

Opal fruits, made to.....?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A mars a day....helps you get fatter.

Opal fruits, made to.....?"

Help speed up tooth rot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A mars a day....helps you get fatter.

Opal fruits, made to.....?"

Burst your star.

An apple a day keeps ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Opal fruits, made to.....?"

Made to make cum taste nicer!

An apple a day???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Opal fruits, made to.....?

Made to make cum taste nicer!

An apple a day???"

Turns a straight man ghey!

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Opal fruits, made to.....?

Made to make cum taste nicer!

An apple a day???

Turns a straight man ghey!

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger......."

Stick one up yer arse and they last a bit longer.

Take it easy, with...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Take it easy, with..."

A pack of Duracell for your vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ooops... forgot to start a new one....

What has a hazelnut in every bite??

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By *arksMan  over a year ago

in the centre


"Ooops... forgot to start a new one....

What has a hazelnut in every bite??"

Squirrel shit

Coke it's the ......

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"Ooops... forgot to start a new one....

What has a hazelnut in every bite??

Squirrel shit

Coke it's the ......"

Best way to clean your loo ever

Pringles; once you pop you just can't...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Coke is the.... only thing that cleans out kitchen sink!

A glass and a half in every....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooops... forgot to start a new one....

What has a hazelnut in every bite??

Squirrel shit

Coke it's the ......

Best way to clean your loo ever

Pringles; once you pop you just can't..."

shit.

The red car and the blue car had a race, all red wants to do is......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/09/17 21:26:54]

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"Ooops... forgot to start a new one....

What has a hazelnut in every bite??

Squirrel shit

Coke it's the ......

Best way to clean your loo ever

Pringles; once you pop you just can't...

shit.

The red car and the blue car had a race, all red wants to do is......"

Fuck your leg

McDonalds; I'm loving...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

The red car and the blue car had a race, all red wants to do is......"

Do 100mph and get away from the police!

One last try... a glass and a half in every.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooops... forgot to start a new one....

What has a hazelnut in every bite??

Squirrel shit

Coke it's the ......

Best way to clean your loo ever

Pringles; once you pop you just can't...

shit.

The red car and the blue car had a race, all red wants to do is......"

Wash his hands

Gillette, the best a man can....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Ooops... forgot to start a new one....

What has a hazelnut in every bite??

Squirrel shit

Coke it's the ......

Best way to clean your loo ever

Pringles; once you pop you just can't...

shit.

The red car and the blue car had a race, all red wants to do is......

Fuck your leg

McDonalds; I'm loving..."

Interracial midget porn.

A bird in the hand is worth...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/09/17 21:29:45]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Gillette.. the best a man can.. achieve and still get no meets! Haha

KFC... it's??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

The red car and the blue car had a race, all red wants to do is......

Do 100mph and get away from the police!

One last try... a glass and a half in every....."

Chicken sandwich

A bird in the hand is.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A bird in the hand is...

Not as good as one sucking your cock!

Only the flakiest.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gillette.. the best a man can.. achieve and still get no meets! Haha

KFC... it's??"

shit. the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A bird in the hand is...

Not as good as one sucking your cock!

Only the flakiest.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

... Scabs need to be scraped off..

.. Because you're worth it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"... Scabs need to be scraped off..

.. Because you're worth it.. "

Heinz tomato ketchup... because your worth it

It's the .... affect!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"... Scabs need to be scraped off..

.. Because you're worth it..

Heinz tomato ketchup... because your worth it

It's the .... affect!"

....fab....

Beanz Meanz.....

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By *.1079Man  over a year ago

caistor


"... Scabs need to be scraped off..

.. Because you're worth it..

Heinz tomato ketchup... because your worth it

It's the .... affect!

....fab....

Beanz Meanz....."

Farts

Mums gone to ......

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester

Heaven

For we all love clover, all over....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spread cum all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A spoonful of sugar helps the.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Postie do his job

You can't get quicker than a...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Postie do his job

You can't get quicker than a..."

Single man on a mission

Every little....

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man  over a year ago

woodhall spa


"Postie do his job

You can't get quicker than a...

Single man on a mission

Every little...."

Bit Isn't enough

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Postie do his job

You can't get quicker than a...

Single man on a mission

Every little....

Bit Isn't enough "

You need to write a slogan!

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man  over a year ago

woodhall spa


"Postie do his job

You can't get quicker than a...

Single man on a mission

Every little....

Bit Isn't enough

You need to write a slogan! "

Oops.....ok here goes:

American by birth.....

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"Postie do his job

You can't get quicker than a...

Single man on a mission

Every little....

Bit Isn't enough

You need to write a slogan!

Oops.....ok here goes:

American by birth....."

Canadian in spirit

You can do it if you... It

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You can do it if you.... fab it

The wheels on the bus go???

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"You can do it if you.... fab it

The wheels on the bus go???"

Need pumping up!

A bird in the hand is.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lost

It's a grower, not a .....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lost

It's a grower, not a ....."

...shrinker

Too many cooks spoil.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Lost

It's a grower, not a .....

...shrinker

Too many cooks spoil....."

Masterchef

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lost

It's a grower, not a .....

...shrinker

Too many cooks spoil....."

A gang bang-all that bloody stirring!

A bird in the hand is worth two...

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

A stitch in time

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Lost

It's a grower, not a .....

...shrinker

Too many cooks spoil.....

A gang bang-all that bloody stirring!

A bird in the hand is worth two..."

in your bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bird in the hand is...

Not as good as one sucking your cock!

Only the flakiest....."

...Fabsters never answer.

You do the shake and vac and put the...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"A stitch in time"

...holds your knickers up

Nice to see you....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"A bird in the hand is...

Not as good as one sucking your cock!

Only the flakiest.....

...Fabsters never answer.

You do the shake and vac and put the..."

...washing on.

An apple a day......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bird in the hand is...

Not as good as one sucking your cock!

Only the flakiest.....

...Fabsters never answer.

You do the shake and vac and put the...

...washing on.

An apple a day......"

Is what I feed my guinea pig

Beans means....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"A bird in the hand is...

Not as good as one sucking your cock!

Only the flakiest.....

...Fabsters never answer.

You do the shake and vac and put the...

...washing on.

An apple a day......

Is what I feed my guinea pig

Beans means...."

..a windy day ahead

Because you're......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Because you're......"

... useless at everything else!

What goes around.....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Because you're......

... useless at everything else!

What goes around....."

..forms a circle.

You can't teach an old dog.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quantum physics

You can't make an omelette without...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quantum physics

You can't make an omelette without..."

Diesel and petrol mixed.

Two wrongs don't make a...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quantum physics

You can't make an omelette without...

Diesel and petrol mixed.

Two wrongs don't make a..."

...wrong 'un.

Spoonful of sugar.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of...

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of..."

Apple crumble and custard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of...

Apple crumble and custard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit..."

Join weightwatchers

You cannot teach your grandmother to

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of...

Apple crumble and custard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

Join weightwatchers

You cannot teach your grandmother to"

..put her false teeth in.

Where there's a will, there's....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of...

Apple crumble and custard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

Join weightwatchers

You cannot teach your grandmother to

..put her false teeth in.

Where there's a will, there's...."

Inheritance.

A rolling stone gathers

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of...

Apple crumble and custard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

Join weightwatchers

You cannot teach your grandmother to

..put her false teeth in.

Where there's a will, there's....

Inheritance.

A rolling stone gathers"

Lots of old rockers.

Nice to see.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of...

Apple crumble and custard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

Join weightwatchers

You cannot teach your grandmother to

..put her false teeth in.

Where there's a will, there's....

Inheritance.

A rolling stone gathers

Lots of old rockers.

Nice to see.....

"

Nice to see.... so many forumites joining in

Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to fetch.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of...

Apple crumble and custard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

Join weightwatchers

You cannot teach your grandmother to

..put her false teeth in.

Where there's a will, there's....

Inheritance.

A rolling stone gathers

Lots of old rockers.

Nice to see.....

Nice to see.... so many forumites joining in

Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to fetch....."

Her dildo

You can't teach an old dog...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of...

Apple crumble and custard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

Join weightwatchers

You cannot teach your grandmother to

..put her false teeth in.

Where there's a will, there's....

Inheritance.

A rolling stone gathers

Lots of old rockers.

Nice to see.....

Nice to see.... so many forumites joining in

Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to fetch.....

Her dildo

You can't teach an old dog..."

To chew his food.

Too many cooks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of...

Apple crumble and custard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

Join weightwatchers

You cannot teach your grandmother to

..put her false teeth in.

Where there's a will, there's....

Inheritance.

A rolling stone gathers

Lots of old rockers.

Nice to see.....

Nice to see.... so many forumites joining in

Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to fetch.....

Her dildo

You can't teach an old dog...

To chew his food.

Too many cooks"

Make a great meal

An apple a day ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Adds texture to the mix

I'd rather have a bowl of...

Apple crumble and custard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

Join weightwatchers

You cannot teach your grandmother to

..put her false teeth in.

Where there's a will, there's....

Inheritance.

A rolling stone gathers

Lots of old rockers.

Nice to see.....

Nice to see.... so many forumites joining in

Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to fetch.....

Her dildo

You can't teach an old dog...

To chew his food.

Too many cooks

Make a great meal

An apple a day ??"

Is expensive if you buy pink ladies.

Thick as two

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Thick as two"

Single males wanting a meet on fab!

Hickory dickery dock....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Thick as two

Single males wanting a meet on fab!

Hickory dickery dock....

"

Mrs Marmite ran her tongue up and down my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Thick as two

Single males wanting a meet on fab!

Hickory dickery dock....

Mrs Marmite ran her tongue up and down my cock. "

Oops, fortune favours...

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By *loswingersCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

The meek ..... who shall inherit ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The meek ..... who shall inherit ...."

...A small beach house in Scarborough

I feel like...... Tonight.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The meek ..... who shall inherit ....

...A small beach house in Scarborough

I feel like...... Tonight."

shit FLASH AAHAA IT WORKS .......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The meek ..... who shall inherit ....

...A small beach house in Scarborough

I feel like...... Tonight. shit FLASH AAHAA IT WORKS ......."

A treat on planet Mongo.

Look before you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

A treat on planet Mongo.

Look before you..."

Lick

What goes up, must come..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A treat on planet Mongo.

Look before you...

Lick

What goes up, must come.. "

In a bright hue of rainbow colours.

A little bit of what you fancy...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A treat on planet Mongo.

Look before you...

Lick

What goes up, must come..

In a bright hue of rainbow colours.

A little bit of what you fancy..."

Is not as good as a lot of what you fancy.

Hell hath no fury like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A treat on planet Mongo.

Look before you...

Lick

What goes up, must come..

In a bright hue of rainbow colours.

A little bit of what you fancy...

Is not as good as a lot of what you fancy.

Hell hath no fury like"

A dog with two tails

Sarcasm is the lowest form of??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A treat on planet Mongo.

Look before you...

Lick

What goes up, must come..

In a bright hue of rainbow colours.

A little bit of what you fancy...

Is not as good as a lot of what you fancy.

Hell hath no fury like

A dog with two tails

Sarcasm is the lowest form of??"

Social security benefit.

I've got a brand new combine harvester....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A treat on planet Mongo.

Look before you...

Lick

What goes up, must come..

In a bright hue of rainbow colours.

A little bit of what you fancy...

Is not as good as a lot of what you fancy.

Hell hath no fury like

A dog with two tails

Sarcasm is the lowest form of??

Social security benefit.

I've got a brand new combine harvester...."

To trim my pubes.

Every cloud has a

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no..."

Fabsters

What you see, is....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is...."

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'"

The flange

Nobody does it...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

The flange

Nobody does it..."

..so might as well all go home..

You get nothing for a pair....

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

The flange

Nobody does it...

..so might as well all go home..

You get nothing for a pair...."

of old pennies

Who let the dogs out

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

The flange

Nobody does it...

..so might as well all go home..

You get nothing for a pair....of old pennies

Who let the dogs out

"

Wasn't me!

Just when you thought it was safe.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

The flange

Nobody does it...

..so might as well all go home..

You get nothing for a pair....of old pennies

Who let the dogs out

Wasn't me!

Just when you thought it was safe....."

Some fucker knicked it...

All the kings horses and all the kings men...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

The flange

Nobody does it...

..so might as well all go home..

You get nothing for a pair....of old pennies

Who let the dogs out

Wasn't me!

Just when you thought it was safe.....

Some fucker knicked it...

All the kings horses and all the kings men..."

Snuggled up together to keep warm.

For hands that do dishes

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

The flange

Nobody does it...

..so might as well all go home..

You get nothing for a pair....of old pennies

Who let the dogs out

Wasn't me!

Just when you thought it was safe.....

Some fucker knicked it...

All the kings horses and all the kings men..."

..rode of into the sunset.

Little miss muffet sat....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

The flange

Nobody does it...

..so might as well all go home..

You get nothing for a pair....of old pennies

Who let the dogs out

Wasn't me!

Just when you thought it was safe.....

Some fucker knicked it...

All the kings horses and all the kings men...

Snuggled up together to keep warm.

For hands that do dishes"

Need a dishwasher....

.

A finger of fudge...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

The flange

Nobody does it...

..so might as well all go home..

You get nothing for a pair....of old pennies

Who let the dogs out

Wasn't me!

Just when you thought it was safe.....

Some fucker knicked it...

All the kings horses and all the kings men...

Snuggled up together to keep warm.

For hands that do dishes"

Some handcream

Because you are worth...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

The flange

Nobody does it...

..so might as well all go home..

You get nothing for a pair....of old pennies

Who let the dogs out

Wasn't me!

Just when you thought it was safe.....

Some fucker knicked it...

All the kings horses and all the kings men...

..rode of into the sunset.

Little miss muffet sat...."

On a donkey at Rhyl...

.

Shamooo and conditioner, I just wash and ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Because you are worth..."

Keeping on the mantelpiece

.

Hi ho hi ho...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lot of moisture in it! Hell hath no...

Fabsters

What you see, is....

Worth two in the bush.

'A stitch in...'

The flange

Nobody does it...

..so might as well all go home..

You get nothing for a pair....of old pennies

Who let the dogs out

Wasn't me!

Just when you thought it was safe.....

Some fucker knicked it...

All the kings horses and all the kings men...

..rode of into the sunset.

Little miss muffet sat....

On a donkey at Rhyl...

.

Shamooo and conditioner, I just wash and ..."

My hair falls out.

Don't count your chickens before.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Shamooo and conditioner, I just wash and ...

My hair falls out.

Don't count your chickens before....."

You've learnt to count

Red sky at night...

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By *imandHerNottsCouple  over a year ago

North Notts


"

Shamooo and conditioner, I just wash and ...

My hair falls out.

Don't count your chickens before.....

You've learnt to count

Red sky at night..."

Stood in dog shite!

A watched pot never .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Shamooo and conditioner, I just wash and ...

My hair falls out.

Don't count your chickens before.....

You've learnt to count

Red sky at night...

Stood in dog shite!

A watched pot never ....."

Gets up and dances.

There is no smoke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Red sky at night...

Stood in dog shite!

A watched pot never ....."

can get enough attention

.

A problem aired is...

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"

Shamooo and conditioner, I just wash and ...

My hair falls out.

Don't count your chickens before.....

You've learnt to count

Red sky at night...

Stood in dog shite!

A watched pot never .....

Gets up and dances.

There is no smoke"

From unlubricated fast anal with a tight girl

A bird in the bush

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By *uerido55Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"

Shamooo and conditioner, I just wash and ...

My hair falls out.

Don't count your chickens before.....

You've learnt to count

Red sky at night...

Stood in dog shite!

A watched pot never ....."

lies.

Let he who is without sin...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Shamooo and conditioner, I just wash and ...

My hair falls out.

Don't count your chickens before.....

You've learnt to count

Red sky at night...

Stood in dog shite!

A watched pot never .....

lies.

Let he who is without sin..."

Sin.

A bird in the hand is

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"

Let he who is without sin...

Sin.

A bird in the hand is"

Probably there for a good reason

And God said let there be light and lo there was...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A steaming turd

Old mac Donald had a ...

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By *uerido55Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"A steaming turd

Old mac Donald had a ..."

Burger and fries with a large .

Probably the best beer in...

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man  over a year ago

woodhall spa


"A steaming turd

Old mac Donald had a ...

Burger and fries with a large .

Probably the best beer in..."

The fridge

Every little........

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By *uerido55Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"A steaming turd

Old mac Donald had a ...

Burger and fries with a large .

Probably the best beer in...

The fridge

Every little........"

bird shit on my car.

Jacobs cream crackers. Original and...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A steaming turd

Old mac Donald had a ...

Burger and fries with a large .

Probably the best beer in...

The fridge

Every little........

bird shit on my car.

Jacobs cream crackers. Original and..."

Bloody awful dry.

Every little thing she does

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple  over a year ago

Tredegar


"

Every little thing she does "

really digs in my shit!

You know when you've been....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Every little thing she does really digs in my shit!

You know when you've been...."

...had

Stop..wait a minute...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Stop..wait a minute..."

Its giving me a burning sensation

.

And all because the Lady loves...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Stop..wait a minute...

Its giving me a burning sensation

.

And all because the Lady loves..."

A roght old rodgering...

I came, I saw.......

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Stop..wait a minute...

Its giving me a burning sensation

.

And all because the Lady loves...

A roght old rodgering...

I came, I saw......."

..and ran for my life!

You know it makes....

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By *uerido55Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"

You know it makes...."

My balls ache!

If I've said it before...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You know it makes....

My balls ache!

If I've said it before..."

It's the Alzheimer's

"A finger of fudge..."

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK


"

You know it makes....

My balls ache!

If I've said it before...

It's the Alzheimer's

"A finger of fudge...""

Can be fried in oil...

You know when you've been...

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"

You know it makes....

My balls ache!

If I've said it before...

It's the Alzheimer's

"A finger of fudge..."

Can be fried in oil...

You know when you've been..."

To primark

Diamonds are...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Diamonds are..."

My favourite suit in a deck of cards

.

Let's get ready to...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Diamonds are...

My favourite suit in a deck of cards

.

Let's get ready to..."

Fuck the night away.

A little bit of what you fancy

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Diamonds are...

My favourite suit in a deck of cards

.

Let's get ready to...

Fuck the night away.

A little bit of what you fancy"

...is bad for you.

Humpty dumpty sat on a.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Humpty dumpty sat on a....."

Massive dildo without any lube

.

Little miss muffet sat on...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Humpty dumpty sat on a.....

Massive dildo without any lube

.

Little miss muffet sat on..."

Humpty dumpty.

Ride a cock horse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Humpty dumpty sat on a.....

Massive dildo without any lube

.

Little miss muffet sat on...

Humpty dumpty.

Ride a cock horse"

To your local bestiality convention.

You don't get many of those to the...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Humpty dumpty sat on a.....

Massive dildo without any lube

.

Little miss muffet sat on...

Humpty dumpty.

Ride a cock horse

To your local bestiality convention.

You don't get many of those to the..."

big red balls

Frankie says ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Frankie says ......

"

Stop calling me Frankie, my names Trevor

.

If looks could...

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"

Frankie says ......

Stop calling me Frankie, my names Trevor

.

If looks could..."

Pay gas bills

Look after your broom...

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By *imandHerNottsCouple  over a year ago

North Notts

And you can shoot thy muck upon my bristles x

I love it when a plan comes ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Together with nougat

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Stops you getting pregnant

There ain't no party like a....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stops you getting pregnant

There ain't no party like a...."

traffic wardens Christmas party.

A stich in time...

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Stops you getting pregnant

There ain't no party like a....

traffic wardens Christmas party.

A stich in time..."

Makes it hard to run

Seek and ye will...

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Stops you getting pregnant

There ain't no party like a....

traffic wardens Christmas party.

A stich in time...

Makes it hard to run

Seek and ye will..."

Cum

Every dog has its

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By *iker BullMan  over a year ago

leeds

Get lost

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton


"Stops you getting pregnant

There ain't no party like a....

traffic wardens Christmas party.

A stich in time...

Makes it hard to run

Seek and ye will..."

Get lost in a forest

do you remember your first dime bar

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By *iker BullMan  over a year ago

leeds


"Get lost"
a bird In the hand

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By *anielpiercedMan  over a year ago

by the seaside


"Get losta bird In the hand "

Shits on your wrist

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Get losta bird In the hand "

...will poop all over you.

When the going gets tough....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

When the going gets tough...."

The tough fuck off!

..... cos every little helps.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

When the going gets tough....

The tough fuck off!

..... cos every little helps."

Gloryholes

If you like a lot of ......on your biscuit join out club

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"

When the going gets tough....

The tough fuck off!

..... cos every little helps.

Gloryholes

If you like a lot of ......on your biscuit join out club "

club seals, the Eskimo nightspot

Why do you....

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By *imandHerNottsCouple  over a year ago

North Notts

Always have a finger in your bum?

What a difference a day .........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In prison has on ones sex life

That's why mums go to...

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"In prison has on ones sex life

That's why mums go to..."

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!

Never eat...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In prison has on ones sex life

That's why mums go to...

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!

Never eat..."

Cake

I'm a secret ..... drinker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In prison has on ones sex life

That's why mums go to...

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!

Never eat...

Cake

I'm a secret ..... drinker "

Gin drinker

Loreal-Because we're...

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By *B1925Man  over a year ago

neath


"In prison has on ones sex life

That's why mums go to...

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!

Never eat...

Cake

I'm a secret ..... drinker

Gin drinker

Loreal-Because we're..."

Below average.

One size...

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"In prison has on ones sex life

That's why mums go to...

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!

Never eat...

Cake

I'm a secret ..... drinker

Gin drinker

Loreal-Because we're..."

stupid enough to believe it!

Finger lickin......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In prison has on ones sex life

That's why mums go to...

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!

Never eat...

Cake

I'm a secret ..... drinker

Gin drinker

Loreal-Because we're...

stupid enough to believe it!

Finger lickin......"

....knicker sniffin

Once you pop you just can't...

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"In prison has on ones sex life

That's why mums go to...

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!

Never eat...

Cake

I'm a secret ..... drinker

Gin drinker

Loreal-Because we're...

stupid enough to believe it!

Finger lickin......

....knicker sniffin

Once you pop you just can't..."

clean up the blood and guts !

Only smarties have the ......

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"Finger lickin......

....knicker sniffin

Once you pop you just can't..."

Clean up that cum quick enough

It's the final...

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"In prison has on ones sex life

That's why mums go to...

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!

Never eat...

Cake

I'm a secret ..... drinker

Gin drinker

Loreal-Because we're...

stupid enough to believe it!

Finger lickin......

....knicker sniffin

Once you pop you just can't...

clean up the blood and guts !

Only smarties have the ......"

The shits

There are no stupid questions only

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"Once you pop you just can't...

clean up the blood and guts !

Only smarties have the ......"

Tasty blue chemicals that helped me sleep.

Mary, Mary, quite Contrary how does your...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Once you pop you just can't...

clean up the blood and guts !

Only smarties have the ......

Tasty blue chemicals that helped me sleep.

Mary, Mary, quite Contrary how does your..."

..gardener get rid of those s.

I heard it through the..

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton


"Once you pop you just can't...

clean up the blood and guts !

Only smarties have the ......

Tasty blue chemicals that helped me sleep.

Mary, Mary, quite Contrary how does your...

..gardener get rid of those s.

I heard it through the.."

Glass against the wall

who's trodden the dog shit into the?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"who's trodden the dog shit into the?"

Ceiling.

Mary had a little lamb...

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Once you pop you just can't...

clean up the blood and guts !

Only smarties have the ......

Tasty blue chemicals that helped me sleep.

Mary, Mary, quite Contrary how does your...

..gardener get rid of those s.

I heard it through the..Glass against the wall

who's trodden the dog shit into the?"

Gimp in the dungeon

Once you start...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"who's trodden the dog shit into the?

Ceiling.

Mary had a little lamb..."

....with mint sauce

Doctor foster went to...

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"who's trodden the dog shit into the?

Ceiling.

Mary had a little lamb...

....with mint sauce

Doctor foster went to..."

Court for serious malpractice

I see a silhouette of a...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".

I see a silhouette of a..."

Man wanking behind the net curtains at no 43.

.

It takes two to...

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


".

I see a silhouette of a...

Man wanking behind the net curtains at no 43.

.

It takes two to..."

Fight fight fight

Is that a gun in your pocket....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


".

I see a silhouette of a...

Man wanking behind the net curtains at no 43.

.

It takes two to..."

.form a three some

Just when you thought it was safe....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Just when you thought it was safe...."

To go back to the swingers Club!

Don't count your.....

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By *imandHerNottsCouple  over a year ago

North Notts

Genital warts!

Frankie says .......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Genital warts!

Frankie says ......."

Let's go swinging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's the..... that counts.

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"It's the..... that counts. "
its the money that counts

Don't step on the

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's the..... that counts. "

Hung guys that count

Somewhere over the rainbow ......?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Somewhere over the rainbow ......?"

a man with a very bright torch and a kaleidescope.

.

All that glitters...

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By *ornylittlesubWoman  over a year ago

Grangemouth


"

Somewhere over the rainbow ......?

a man with a very bright torch and a kaleidescope.

.

All that glitters..."

Is Not Gary!

A bird in the hand....

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"

Somewhere over the rainbow ......?

a man with a very bright torch and a kaleidescope.

.

All that glitters...

Is Not Gary!

A bird in the hand.... "

Shits on it

Every which way

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"

Somewhere over the rainbow ......?

a man with a very bright torch and a kaleidescope.

.

All that glitters...

Is Not Gary!

A bird in the hand....

Shits on it

Every which way "

off the roundabout

Too many cooks...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Too many cooks..."

And not enough food!

Blonde girls have more....

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Too many cooks...

And not enough food!

Blonde girls have more...."

.. bleach

Have you seen my...

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"

Too many cooks...

And not enough food!

Blonde girls have more....

.. bleach

Have you seen my..."

Awesome stamp collection?

Weetabix; fuel for...

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"

Too many cooks...

And not enough food!

Blonde girls have more....

.. bleach

Have you seen my...

Awesome stamp collection?

Weetabix; fuel for..."

vegan pushbikes

Don't kill the...

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