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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"vodka and orange please ( passes over tip and cheeky wink) 
Of course, here's yours, I'm on the dark fruits so no cider at the social then ? "
Yes of course, but apparently I'm limited to 4 drinks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"dandelion and burdock please
Okay here you go 
Oh along with the come to bed eyes. I think I might need to sit down.  "
Oh sorry did I give you the look, god damn it I need to behave with my eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Southern comfort and a dash of lemonade please 
Aye sure here you go
Thanks. Get one for yourself too. It's Banny's round
Aww cool thanks  "
not made of money you know o but because it's miss brunette I will a allow it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank god you angel could I have a shandy please and some hog lumps xxxxx"
I've got a pint of shandy but haven't got a bloody clue what hog lumps are sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Southern comfort and a dash of lemonade please
Aye sure here you go
Thanks. Get one for yourself too. It's Banny's round
Aww cool thanks not made of money you know o but because it's miss brunette I will a allow it "
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What's on the wine list..... and please do better than a recent pub in Newcastle....asking what wine they had....replied 'Red or White, Large or Small!'
I played safe and went for a small white, would have been great on chips! |
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By *100Man
over a year ago
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"Thank god you angel could I have a shandy please and some hog lumps xxxxx
I've got a pint of shandy but haven't got a bloody clue what hog lumps are sorry "
Ok pork scratching ro peanuts if you have any my good lady |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's on the wine list..... and please do better than a recent pub in Newcastle....asking what wine they had....replied 'Red or White, Large or Small!'
I played safe and went for a small white, would have been great on chips!"
Sorry to disappoint but it's the same here tonight, it's rather busy, have a perusal over the list while you make up your mind |
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me  "
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank god you angel could I have a shandy please and some hog lumps xxxxx
I've got a pint of shandy but haven't got a bloody clue what hog lumps are sorry
Ok pork scratching ro peanuts if you have any my good lady"
Ahh of course!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !"
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I just have a bottle of water please? I've drank so much alcohol this weekend, my liver is crying"
Yes of course, sometimes we need to let our body recover! |
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long "
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you "
Oh really? |
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really? "
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them "
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello, tapping bar irritably, service! Thought this bar was bad enough when they employed that stroppy one from Birmingham... Highland Park if it's not too much trouble? Jeez! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello, tapping bar irritably, service! Thought this bar was bad enough when they employed that stroppy one from Birmingham... Highland Park if it's not too much trouble? Jeez!"
I apologise, here you go |
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink? "
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello, tapping bar irritably, service! Thought this bar was bad enough when they employed that stroppy one from Birmingham... Highland Park if it's not too much trouble? Jeez!
I apologise, here you go "
Thank you very much, that's a pretty blouse! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink?
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across"
Great I'll be right over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello, tapping bar irritably, service! Thought this bar was bad enough when they employed that stroppy one from Birmingham... Highland Park if it's not too much trouble? Jeez!
I apologise, here you go
Thank you very much, that's a pretty blouse! "
Thanks! |
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink?
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across
Great I'll be right over "
Now that thought of you having those wrists pressed together behind you back goes into my mind as you walk across and sit down ..... Good to have you sat down with me at last |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink?
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across
Great I'll be right over
Now that thought of you having those wrists pressed together behind you back goes into my mind as you walk across and sit down ..... Good to have you sat down with me at last "
Been a while indeed |
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink?
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across
Great I'll be right over
Now that thought of you having those wrists pressed together behind you back goes into my mind as you walk across and sit down ..... Good to have you sat down with me at last
Been a while indeed "
It has indeed, I am already thinking of the bar closing and what might indeed be happening |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had a busy day but I'll have a Jd and please
Here you go, it's on me
Well that very nice of you, I like the look of that hair and eyes ....... I take a sip while working that body out with my mind !
It doesn't take long to work out, you'll not be long
That maybe true, but you just have to enjoy thinking how I will start restraining you and which way to control you
Oh really?
I don't want to distract you from getting others drinks ........ be rude to keep you from them
Seems the bar is thinning out now anyways, fancy sitting and chatting while we have a drink?
I'll go get us somewhere to have a good chat and take our drinks over...... I will check you out as you walk across
Great I'll be right over
Now that thought of you having those wrists pressed together behind you back goes into my mind as you walk across and sit down ..... Good to have you sat down with me at last
Been a while indeed
It has indeed, I am already thinking of the bar closing and what might indeed be happening "
I have customers to deal with, be right back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"50 minutes and still no wine list....
Shocking!
Taxi! "
Off you trot then I did give you the list however if you would like to drink elsewhere that's fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I've still got a tab open. I'll have a night cap.
Nobody has a tab at my bar. What do you fancy?
Damn. I'll try again next week. "
You not want a drink? |
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"50 minutes and still no wine list....
Shocking!
Taxi!
Off you trot then I did give you the list however if you would like to drink elsewhere that's fine "
Red or white, large or small is not a wine list! Bloody hell, walk into a pub and just because you do not have half an ear bitten off and a tattooed forehead!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"50 minutes and still no wine list....
Shocking!
Taxi!
Off you trot then I did give you the list however if you would like to drink elsewhere that's fine
Red or white, large or small is not a wine list! Bloody hell, walk into a pub and just because you do not have half an ear bitten off and a tattooed forehead!!"
I have red, Tempranillo or Rioja or i have Chardonnay |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"just in myself - i fancy a bottle of cold beer - peroni - or corona - or suchlike
Aye I've got peroni
that will do tvm mwah xx"
See you in 2 weeks xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you "
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just in from a long shift at work and fancy a drink, what's everyone having?
Gin and tonic please ..
xx"
Here you go, maybe a little too much gin though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wot time is last orders.can I have a shandy please cause its a school night and I got to drive in the morning. "
No worries, last orders is dependable |
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x"
Thank you miss  have a couple on me for you're kindness |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x
Thank you miss have a couple on me for you're kindness "
Oh don't be daft, I'll have a dark fruits though if that's okay? |
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x
Thank you miss have a couple on me for you're kindness
Oh don't be daft, I'll have a dark fruits though if that's okay? "
You can have as many dark fruits as you like as long as I can get a smile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x
Thank you miss have a couple on me for you're kindness
Oh don't be daft, I'll have a dark fruits though if that's okay?
You can have as many dark fruits as you like as long as I can get a smile "
Oh I alway have a smile |
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x
Thank you miss have a couple on me for you're kindness
Oh don't be daft, I'll have a dark fruits though if that's okay?
You can have as many dark fruits as you like as long as I can get a smile
Oh I alway have a smile "
Well then I'm a happy man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I have my Guinness now miss brunette I asked earlier but you were busy and I didn't want to disturb you
Oh I'm so sorry, did I miss you? Here's your Guinness, its on me x
Thank you miss have a couple on me for you're kindness
Oh don't be daft, I'll have a dark fruits though if that's okay?
You can have as many dark fruits as you like as long as I can get a smile
Oh I alway have a smile
Well then I'm a happy man "
Great stuff |
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Nice cuppa would go down a treat thanks 
