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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i work very hard at it... i am a
proffesional idiot....  "
how sweet to be an idiot, how sweet
all join in now
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's just a gift I have!!!,,.....hey,,, I mean, some are born with it!!!,,,, some will aquire it through hard work and dedication!!!,,,, and some will never achieve it at all, and they must sadly go through life only dreaming about being as stupid as us!!!!
We are the chosen ones  |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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"i work very hard at it... i am a
proffesional idiot.... "
always wondered why so many people had professional on their profiles - now i know what they are professional at !!!!!
should add i'm one of those born with the gene - how else could i fall out of a parked transit van, break my nose and permanently damage 2 discs in my neck. yet for 12 yrs of horse riding(cross country) and falling never got more than a bruise??????
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"Destroyed serious amounts of brain cells in my mispent youth · "
Oh....me too...in fact....it's been my life's work....my magnum opus.....my piece de resistance......to be honest, my raison d'etre |
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"Destroyed serious amounts of brain cells in my mispent youth ·
Oh....me too...in fact....it's been my life's work....my magnum opus.....my piece de resistance......to be honest, my raison d'etre "
If you were opussing a magnum why didn't you invite all of us ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes get confused between toy cows and real cows that are far away.
You stole that from Father Ted!!!!
I didn't steal it, I borrowed it. It's good to see someone is keeping up though. "
na mate just staring at your arse.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confessions here please ........"
...stupid is as stupid does......as for me....was born stupid and will die stupid....don't believe all that talk about the doctor slapping me about when i was born or the midwife drop kicking me across the room....that's all just excuses
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
It is isn't it ? Can't be more than one big bad wolf "
But he dies in both doesn't he?
I was suffering from a thyroid condition last year and it sent my thinking haywire a little.
I was watching Red Riding on the Tv and had just seen a clip of Chris Walken reading the 3 little pigs (V Funny) and my thought process lead me down a bit of an alley. I actually asked it out loud!! |
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
It is isn't it ? Can't be more than one big bad wolf
But he dies in both doesn't he?
I was suffering from a thyroid condition last year and it sent my thinking haywire a little.
I was watching Red Riding on the Tv and had just seen a clip of Chris Walken reading the 3 little pigs (V Funny) and my thought process lead me down a bit of an alley. I actually asked it out loud!!"
OMG ..!! He's DEAD ? You tell me on here ! God ....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
It is isn't it ? Can't be more than one big bad wolf
But he dies in both doesn't he?
I was suffering from a thyroid condition last year and it sent my thinking haywire a little.
I was watching Red Riding on the Tv and had just seen a clip of Chris Walken reading the 3 little pigs (V Funny) and my thought process lead me down a bit of an alley. I actually asked it out loud!!
OMG ..!! He's DEAD ? You tell me on here ! God ......."
 someone died....and I missed it??????   |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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When I was asked to sell fax machines when they came first out.. I actually thought the paper went in one end of the machine and the same paper came out at the destination.....
that was only for about 30 mins I hasten to add, but that 30 minutes haunted me for 15 years.... |
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
It is isn't it ? Can't be more than one big bad wolf
But he dies in both doesn't he?
I was suffering from a thyroid condition last year and it sent my thinking haywire a little.
I was watching Red Riding on the Tv and had just seen a clip of Chris Walken reading the 3 little pigs (V Funny) and my thought process lead me down a bit of an alley. I actually asked it out loud!!
OMG ..!! He's DEAD ? You tell me on here ! God ....... someone died....and I missed it?????? "
Look in the Oh bit your ee Stu ...... under Wuh ...... |
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"When I was asked to sell fax machines when they came first out.. I actually thought the paper went in one end of the machine and the same paper came out at the destination.....
that was only for about 30 mins I hasten to add, but that 30 minutes haunted me for 15 years...."
I know View I know ........HOW does the paper get down that liccle iccle wire ? |
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As a brand spanking new school leaver I was asked to work out costs on invoices and to list them.
Then I was asked to work out the sellings and list those next to the costs...
I was told to make sure the amounts in the sellings were bigger than the costs..
I wrote them in fuck off huge numbers  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"When I was asked to sell fax machines when they came first out.. I actually thought the paper went in one end of the machine and the same paper came out at the destination.....
that was only for about 30 mins I hasten to add, but that 30 minutes haunted me for 15 years....
I know View I know ........HOW does the paper get down that liccle iccle wire ? "
I asked the question and the trainer said out loud for the class to hear ' it doesn't'... and they laughed and laughed and laughed. Twats
oh the shame... |
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"When I was asked to sell fax machines when they came first out.. I actually thought the paper went in one end of the machine and the same paper came out at the destination.....
that was only for about 30 mins I hasten to add, but that 30 minutes haunted me for 15 years....
I know View I know ........HOW does the paper get down that liccle iccle wire ?
I asked the question and the trainer said out loud for the class to hear ' it doesn't'... and they laughed and laughed and laughed. Twats
oh the shame..."
Mental Abuse View....no bloody wonder you are jars for rags xxxxx bless xxxxx |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"When I was asked to sell fax machines when they came first out.. I actually thought the paper went in one end of the machine and the same paper came out at the destination.....
that was only for about 30 mins I hasten to add, but that 30 minutes haunted me for 15 years....
I know View I know ........HOW does the paper get down that liccle iccle wire ?
I asked the question and the trainer said out loud for the class to hear ' it doesn't'... and they laughed and laughed and laughed. Twats
oh the shame...
Mental Abuse View....no bloody wonder you are jars for rags xxxxx bless xxxxx"
thank you Granny, I knew you would understand xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't be brilliantly smart/intelligent all the time!
Oh Pearl. C'mon. Tell Granny about the time you weren't right ..... "
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Well, there was this, and that, oh, and that one too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tra has left me a note:
"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."
Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes. |
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"I can't be brilliantly smart/intelligent all the time!
Oh Pearl. C'mon. Tell Granny about the time you weren't right .....
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Well, there was this, and that, oh, and that one too... "
Seeeeeeeee didn't hurt x
Mind you ..... Im always right |
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"Tra has left me a note:
"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."
Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes."
Clean your ears out ....he said Bit Titted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tra has left me a note:
"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."
Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.
Clean your ears out ....he said Bit Titted"
clean my ears out?...with the note it was written on? |
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf"
What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory |
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory "
Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....
Which story was written first ? |
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory
Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....
Which story was written first ? "
Im thinking the 3 little pigs, because after all that huffing and puffing he needed a lie down - the reason he ate the granny was cause he'd built up a hunger and she was taking up too much of the bed! |
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory
Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....
Which story was written first ?
Im thinking the 3 little pigs, because after all that huffing and puffing he needed a lie down - the reason he ate the granny was cause he'd built up a hunger and she was taking up too much of the bed! "
You being mean saying 'the Granny'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory
Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....
Which story was written first ?
Im thinking the 3 little pigs, because after all that huffing and puffing he needed a lie down - the reason he ate the granny was cause he'd built up a hunger and she was taking up too much of the bed!
You being mean saying 'the Granny'?"
Nooooo - if I meant you - I would have said THE Granny |
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory
Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....
Which story was written first ?
Im thinking the 3 little pigs, because after all that huffing and puffing he needed a lie down - the reason he ate the granny was cause he'd built up a hunger and she was taking up too much of the bed! "
Anyway ..........listen to this... I did research..
The Big Bad Wolf is a term used to describe a fictional wolf who appears in several precautionary folkloric stories, including some of Aesop's Fables and Grimm's Fairy Tales.
See.....
and despite Wikipukias claims that the stories were written in the 1840's and 50's there are more trustworthy sites that date both stories to 14th century ......
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory
Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....
Which story was written first ?
Im thinking the 3 little pigs, because after all that huffing and puffing he needed a lie down - the reason he ate the granny was cause he'd built up a hunger and she was taking up too much of the bed!
Anyway ..........listen to this... I did research..
The Big Bad Wolf is a term used to describe a fictional wolf who appears in several precautionary folkloric stories, including some of Aesop's Fables and Grimm's Fairy Tales.
See.....
and despite Wikipukias claims that the stories were written in the 1840's and 50's there are more trustworthy sites that date both stories to 14th century ......
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So really The BBW is a bit of a superstar in the old legend scene! Cool x |
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory
Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....
Which story was written first ?
Im thinking the 3 little pigs, because after all that huffing and puffing he needed a lie down - the reason he ate the granny was cause he'd built up a hunger and she was taking up too much of the bed!
Anyway ..........listen to this... I did research..
The Big Bad Wolf is a term used to describe a fictional wolf who appears in several precautionary folkloric stories, including some of Aesop's Fables and Grimm's Fairy Tales.
See.....
and despite Wikipukias claims that the stories were written in the 1840's and 50's there are more trustworthy sites that date both stories to 14th century ......
So really The BBW is a bit of a superstar in the old legend scene! Cool x "
BBW ...... Now im foncused. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once wondered if the wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were the same wolf
What makes things worse is that I think that is a valid theory
Well let us consider the validity of such a statement.....
Which story was written first ?
Im thinking the 3 little pigs, because after all that huffing and puffing he needed a lie down - the reason he ate the granny was cause he'd built up a hunger and she was taking up too much of the bed!
Anyway ..........listen to this... I did research..
The Big Bad Wolf is a term used to describe a fictional wolf who appears in several precautionary folkloric stories, including some of Aesop's Fables and Grimm's Fairy Tales.
See.....
and despite Wikipukias claims that the stories were written in the 1840's and 50's there are more trustworthy sites that date both stories to 14th century ......
So really The BBW is a bit of a superstar in the old legend scene! Cool x
BBW ...... Now im foncused."
Get with the script Granny - Big Bad Wolf! LOL xxxx |
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