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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a fantasy of attaching a hose to one of those pressurised whipped cream cans and then pushing the other end up my pussy soft ass. Then emptying the whole load up me...
Has any one every tried ? can I hold a whole can ? is it safe ??
Help please xxx |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Yes honey - I know a guy who wants me to lie on the bed face down and he will pump the cream into me."
Ask him if you can do it to him first!!
Seriously though I don't think it would be advisable  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It can cause an embolism - an air bubble in your blood stream which can cause serious health problems including, paralysis, and death.
Don't mess with compressed air basically. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know pressurised air by its self is very dangerous but looking at the ingredients on the can - it only contains cream and a little nitrous oxide (laughing gas) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.
But safety first xxx |
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"Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.
But safety first xxx"
Nickerbocker glory  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.
But safety first xxx
Nickerbocker glory "
Lol here's one I made earlier |
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"Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.
But safety first xxx
Nickerbocker glory
Lol here's one I made earlier"
Haha you couldn't make it up  |
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"Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.
But safety first xxx
Nickerbocker glory
Lol here's one I made earlier
Haha you couldn't make it up "
It's a trifle worrying .... |
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"Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.
But safety first xxx
Nickerbocker glory
Lol here's one I made earlier
Haha you couldn't make it up
It's a trifle worrying ...."
Man I'm laughing now  |
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"Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.
But safety first xxx
Nickerbocker glory
Lol here's one I made earlier
Haha you couldn't make it up
It's a trifle worrying ...."
I hope the OP doesn't dessert this thread, we need to know the outcome |
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"Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.
But safety first xxx
Nickerbocker glory
Lol here's one I made earlier
Haha you couldn't make it up
It's a trifle worrying ....
I hope the OP doesn't dessert this thread, we need to know the outcome "
Knowing the outcome would certainly be the cherry on top |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.
But safety first xxx"
Maybe some other form of fruit , you can blow raspberries at them then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry Op  
Please be careful with compressed air!
I love strawberries and cream, my favourite summer dessert, but I don't like my strawberries dipped in chocolate |
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"Dangers..An embolism! The anal passage can absorb, pushing pressurized air up could will push it into your bloid stream.... Best case scenario there a stroke, worse case a cardiac incident "
So no. The END |
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Feel i should add, the gases used in most whipped cream is nitrous oxide (laughing gas) It can prevent clotting of blood if used incorrectly and is also poisonous in large doses per mil...consideing its going in the rectum its a direct line to the blood stream, heart and brain |
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Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed.
And a bowl of strawberries "
Or possibly arrange the funeral beforehand. It's easy to do these days, bypass A&E and save the NHS some funds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed.
And a bowl of strawberries
Or possibly arrange the funeral beforehand. It's easy to do these days, bypass A&E and save the NHS some funds."
Funeral refreshments already supplied, quick squeeze fromm the coffin and out pops a strawberry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If taking air up the arse is bad because it could be forced into the blood stream and cause a stroke - then is that not the same thing as having a fart gas up the arse ??? - why do people not then get a stroke from fart air getting into the bloodstream ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.
But safety first xxx"
Why not whip some cream up in a bowl then use a turkey baster to insert it?
No idea about it going rancid inside you though. |
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Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed.
And a bowl of strawberries
Or possibly arrange the funeral beforehand. It's easy to do these days, bypass A&E and save the NHS some funds.
Funeral refreshments already supplied, quick squeeze fromm the coffin and out pops a strawberry "
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"If taking air up the arse is bad because it could be forced into the blood stream and cause a stroke - then is that not the same thing as having a fart gas up the arse ??? - why do people not then get a stroke from fart air getting into the bloodstream ???"
You are pulling our legs here aren't ya? |
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I dislike the so-called cream from a can.
Could you go on bake off and get them to hand whip s delight for your orifices instead?
Don't accept a commercial can size of cream, if they try to slip that past you. Start small. |
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It sounds a horny idea , but not if it's dangerous .
Not so long ago , my wife had a half bottle of wine emptied into her arse , kept it up there for ten minutes , and then emptied it over a meet . So hot |
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"If taking air up the arse is bad because it could be forced into the blood stream and cause a stroke - then is that not the same thing as having a fart gas up the arse ??? - why do people not then get a stroke from fart air getting into the bloodstream ???"
Funny thing, its called chemistry and bio mechanics. "Fart air" is prodominantly methane gas and is caused by breaking down all the food... Now the stomach contracts to push it out..one way street.
Now methane is heavier than air and it moves at the speed of the digestive tract, the actual "fart" is vibraion of the muscles as the gas passes out.... With the A&P lesson done...
Forcing pressurised nitrous oxide into the body through any orifice is potentially dangerous and yes even the mouth, this is why anaesthetic specialists study for years in gas mixtures so they dont kill you by ballsing it up. With the anal cavity its a very thin membrane which is porous and dirctly links to the blood stream with heavy gas coming down, light gas going up the body will absorb the gas into the bloodstream to get rid of it...now you have bubbles of nitrous oxide in your blood stream, unprocess which could cause toxic shock poisoning, septic shock or lead to a stroke or heart attack, depending on where the gas bubbles get jammed in your circulatory system |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"If taking air up the arse is bad because it could be forced into the blood stream and cause a stroke - then is that not the same thing as having a fart gas up the arse ??? - why do people not then get a stroke from fart air getting into the bloodstream ???
Funny thing, its called chemistry and bio mechanics. "Fart air" is prodominantly methane gas and is caused by breaking down all the food... Now the stomach contracts to push it out..one way street.
Now methane is heavier than air and it moves at the speed of the digestive tract, the actual "fart" is vibraion of the muscles as the gas passes out.... With the A&P lesson done...
Forcing pressurised nitrous oxide into the body through any orifice is potentially dangerous and yes even the mouth, this is why anaesthetic specialists study for years in gas mixtures so they dont kill you by ballsing it up. With the anal cavity its a very thin membrane which is porous and dirctly links to the blood stream with heavy gas coming down, light gas going up the body will absorb the gas into the bloodstream to get rid of it...now you have bubbles of nitrous oxide in your blood stream, unprocess which could cause toxic shock poisoning, septic shock or lead to a stroke or heart attack, depending on where the gas bubbles get jammed in your circulatory system"
So basically op don't do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about you use a turkey baster? Seriously, I've been thinking about it for a while and something like that is all I can think of....or something similar. It must be achievable. Use whipped cream. Done |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"How about you use a turkey baster? Seriously, I've been thinking about it for a while and something like that is all I can think of....or something similar. It must be achievable. Use whipped cream. Done "
A syringe, without the needle would have the same affect just be careful of air bubbles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have the strawberries...if you would like to bring the cream 
Can I have them from the bowl  "
And what's wrong with sharing them from lips to lips
But ok then just snuggle up and help yourself...there's enough for two |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If taking air up the arse is bad because it could be forced into the blood stream and cause a stroke - then is that not the same thing as having a fart gas up the arse ??? - why do people not then get a stroke from fart air getting into the bloodstream ???
Funny thing, its called chemistry and bio mechanics. "Fart air" is prodominantly methane gas and is caused by breaking down all the food... Now the stomach contracts to push it out..one way street.
Now methane is heavier than air and it moves at the speed of the digestive tract, the actual "fart" is vibraion of the muscles as the gas passes out.... With the A&P lesson done...
Forcing pressurised nitrous oxide into the body through any orifice is potentially dangerous and yes even the mouth, this is why anaesthetic specialists study for years in gas mixtures so they dont kill you by ballsing it up. With the anal cavity its a very thin membrane which is porous and dirctly links to the blood stream with heavy gas coming down, light gas going up the body will absorb the gas into the bloodstream to get rid of it...now you have bubbles of nitrous oxide in your blood stream, unprocess which could cause toxic shock poisoning, septic shock or lead to a stroke or heart attack, depending on where the gas bubbles get jammed in your circulatory system"
Oh my god that was such a clear and professional advice I am for sure not doing it - no thank you it sounds so scary I believe you 100%... Thank you for saving my Life xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It sounds a horny idea , but not if it's dangerous .
Not so long ago , my wife had a half bottle of wine emptied into her arse , kept it up there for ten minutes , and then emptied it over a meet . So hot "
That's one way of airating a good vintage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel i should add, the gases used in most whipped cream is nitrous oxide (laughing gas) It can prevent clotting of blood if used incorrectly and is also poisonous in large doses per mil...consideing its going in the rectum its a direct line to the blood stream, heart and brain "
The rectum is directly linked to the brain?
Well, that explains a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wouldn't advise it at all, just because you've seen somebody else do it doesn't mean it will be safe for you.
Some people die after one ecstasy pill, some take many and are totally fine. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Feel i should add, the gases used in most whipped cream is nitrous oxide (laughing gas) It can prevent clotting of blood if used incorrectly and is also poisonous in large doses per mil...consideing its going in the rectum its a direct line to the blood stream, heart and brain
The rectum is directly linked to the brain?
Well, that explains a lot."
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"I know pressurised air by its self is very dangerous but looking at the ingredients on the can - it only contains cream and a little nitrous oxide (laughing gas)"
I'd be more concerned about a laughing arsehole! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel i should add, the gases used in most whipped cream is nitrous oxide (laughing gas) It can prevent clotting of blood if used incorrectly and is also poisonous in large doses per mil...consideing its going in the rectum its a direct line to the blood stream, heart and brain
The rectum is directly linked to the brain?
Well, that explains a lot."
Shit for brains? |
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