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over a year ago
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"Is it just me, or are these the worst things ever to get on properly?"
No i have probs too. I turn it inside out grab the corners and drop all but the corners over the banister and it still fucks up.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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it easy peasy, turn the duvet inside out, then rech your hands inside the duvet til you find the corners at the other end.. then carefully pick up the duvet by the corners that match what you have in your hands and shake the cover over the duvet 
i then grab the other end and shake it to make sure its all flat inside
oh and do up the popers/buttons
i HATE it when guys dont do that |
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over a year ago
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"poor uneducated fools - I have been doing duvets for years !!
And i cook too!!
Roast beef anyone? My yorkshire puddings are legendary!
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fancy dropping one down to dartmouth.. i'll have a nibble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me, or are these the worst things ever to get on properly?
No i have probs too. I turn it inside out grab the corners and drop all but the corners over the banister and it still fucks up. "
lol i was just going to say same thing x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"poor uneducated fools - I have been doing duvets for years !!
And i cook too!!
Roast beef anyone? My yorkshire puddings are legendary!
fancy dropping one down to dartmouth.. i'll have a nibble "
Result!
and roast beef for afters...?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it just me, or are these the worst things ever to get on properly?
No i have probs too. I turn it inside out grab the corners and drop all but the corners over the banister and it still fucks up. "
Aww I went all domestic goddessy reading that and felt like rushing over to help! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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okay
Lay the cover on the bed and take one corner of the quilt at the right hand side feeding up as far as you can go. Then go to other side and do same. You will now have a bunched up quilt cover and hardly any duvet in it. Start unfurling the bottom bit of the cover and it will automatically go over the quilt. Smooth the top as you go.
When you still have an eighth of the quilt sticking out, feed the right hand end of quilt into the right hand side then go to the left and repeat. Do up the poppers or buttons grab quilt and cover at bottom corners and give it a darn good shake. Et voila! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not rocket science to get on a duvet cover and the singles are the easiest to do. Just don't wash it and then after a while you will be able to stand it up in the corner. |
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over a year ago
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How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.
If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms! |
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"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.
If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!"
I have 2 pillows and no cushions |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.
If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!
I have 2 pillows and no cushions "
Stop teasing me with your virgin bed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.
If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!
I have 2 pillows and no cushions
Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!"
My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.
If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!
I have 2 pillows and no cushions
Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!
My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is "
Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.
"Sodding keeper - he wont even let me have a bit of a throw. Id kill for a sparkly velvet pillow to brighten my cover. Just you wait. Ill pop one of my springs just as he's about to cum...... He'll bang his head right into you as he jumps around with an injured arse...."
I know beds and their emotions.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.
If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!
I have 2 pillows and no cushions
Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!
My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is
Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.
"Sodding keeper - he wont even let me have a bit of a throw. Id kill for a sparkly velvet pillow to brighten my cover. Just you wait. Ill pop one of my springs just as he's about to cum...... He'll bang his head right into you as he jumps around with an injured arse...."
I know beds and their emotions...."
And I thought 'I' was insane lol |
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Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.
"Sodding keeper - he wont even let me have a bit of a throw. Id kill for a sparkly velvet pillow to brighten my cover. Just you wait. Ill pop one of my springs just as he's about to cum...... He'll bang his head right into you as he jumps around with an injured arse...."
I know beds and their emotions....
And I thought 'I' was as insane lol"
Tell me... how is your couch treating you of late? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.
If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!
I have 2 pillows and no cushions
Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!
My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is
Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.
"Sodding keeper - he wont even let me have a bit of a throw. Id kill for a sparkly velvet pillow to brighten my cover. Just you wait. Ill pop one of my springs just as he's about to cum...... He'll bang his head right into you as he jumps around with an injured arse...."
I know beds and their emotions...."
 my bed is fairly new and enjoys being a blokes bed and not an advert for Ikea lol , here is what I have on it, valence (I think it's called) bottom sheet, Duvet and 2 pillows, all clean and not in need of a womans touch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.
If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!
I have 2 pillows and no cushions
Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!
My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is
Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.
"Sodding keeper - he wont even let me have a bit of a throw. Id kill for a sparkly velvet pillow to brighten my cover. Just you wait. Ill pop one of my springs just as he's about to cum...... He'll bang his head right into you as he jumps around with an injured arse...."
I know beds and their emotions....
my bed is fairly new and enjoys being a blokes bed and not an advert for Ikea lol , here is what I have on it, valence (I think it's called) bottom sheet, Duvet and 2 pillows, all clean and not in need of a womans touch "
I effin kea!!!! wash your mouth out. Who wants a snofkrt or a dumstadt in their bedroom!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.
If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!
I have 2 pillows and no cushions
Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!
My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is
Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.
"Sodding keeper - he wont even let me have a bit of a throw. Id kill for a sparkly velvet pillow to brighten my cover. Just you wait. Ill pop one of my springs just as he's about to cum...... He'll bang his head right into you as he jumps around with an injured arse...."
I know beds and their emotions....
my bed is fairly new and enjoys being a blokes bed and not an advert for Ikea lol , here is what I have on it, valence (I think it's called) bottom sheet, Duvet and 2 pillows, all clean and not in need of a womans touch
I effin kea!!!! wash your mouth out. Who wants a snofkrt or a dumstadt in their bedroom!!! "
a what and a which ? my bits are from next |
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I effin kea!!!! wash your mouth out. Who wants a snofkrt or a dumstadt in their bedroom!!!
a what and a which ? my bits are from next "
Lol it wont surprise you to know I made those words up but theyre as good as any other name you read in IKEA.
I love Next bedding, but they have a whole range of matching bits and bobs to suit the duvet covers I don't know how you resist the temptation to buy the kit and caboodle when in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I effin kea!!!! wash your mouth out. Who wants a snofkrt or a dumstadt in their bedroom!!!
a what and a which ? my bits are from next
Lol it wont surprise you to know I made those words up but theyre as good as any other name you read in IKEA.
I love Next bedding, but they have a whole range of matching bits and bobs to suit the duvet covers I don't know how you resist the temptation to buy the kit and caboodle when in there "
I find it easy to resist, I have a willy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turn cover inside out grab corners of quilt thro cover and shake down easy
Is that the duvet or the single guy Deb ?  "
The duvet of course , I'm a good girl me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're all wrong. It's so simple.
Wash the fookin quilt while it's inside the cover and you never have to fight with the darned thing. Ever."
I'd love to see you squeezing that into the machine.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're all wrong. It's so simple.
Wash the fookin quilt while it's inside the cover and you never have to fight with the darned thing. Ever.
I'd love to see you squeezing that into the machine...."
huh? machine? what's one of them then?
I just wait for it to rain and leave it in the garden with a sprinkling of Daz on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Turn cover inside out grab corners of quilt thro cover and shake down easy "
best advice, but also make sure the lable is that way too or else you will be sleeping and teh lable will make a stupid noise verytime you move.... man im so house trained lol |
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