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"Oh nooooo. Hope you feel better soon. My brain hasn't quite woken yet so I'll have to get back to you with an innuendo but I can still wish you well xx"
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot 
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...  "
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well  |
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well "
Mustn't have had his Fyffes a day |
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either... "
Sorry to hear about your surgery, hope you are recovering well?
If you need a game of Doctors and Nurses then I'm in, I have a white coat   |
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well
Mustn't have had his Fyffes a day "
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Sorry to hear it PD - hope the recovery is quick and painless
First thing I thought of was those old seaside saucy postcards where there's a pic of a red faced man in a hospital bed in obvious pain and the Doctor is saying to the nurse "No nurse I said prick his boil" |
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So .. this woman went to the doctor's...says doctor I can't stop passing wind when I walk ... He gets her to walk up and down a bit ...(cue loud embarrassing fart noises) ..he says can you please get me the large pole with a hook on the end from the corner of the room.... She says oooo doctor what are you going to do with that ..... He say open the fucking Windows |
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
Sorry to hear about your surgery, hope you are recovering well?
If you need a game of Doctors and Nurses then I'm in, I have a white coat "
And how big is your thermometer? |
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well
Mustn't have had his Fyffes a day
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction. "
No... I haven't got the patients.... Ba-dum-chhhh! |
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"Sorry to hear it PD - hope the recovery is quick and painless
First thing I thought of was those old seaside saucy postcards where there's a pic of a red faced man in a hospital bed in obvious pain and the Doctor is saying to the nurse "No nurse I said prick his boil" "
Ah you can't beat the old ones.... Its against the law |
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"So .. this woman went to the doctor's...says doctor I can't stop passing wind when I walk ... He gets her to walk up and down a bit ...(cue loud embarrassing fart noises) ..he says can you please get me the large pole with a hook on the end from the corner of the room.... She says oooo doctor what are you going to do with that ..... He say open the fucking Windows"
How terribly un-flatturing |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Sorry to hear it PD - hope the recovery is quick and painless
First thing I thought of was those old seaside saucy postcards where there's a pic of a red faced man in a hospital bed in obvious pain and the Doctor is saying to the nurse "No nurse I said prick his boil"
Ah you can't beat the old ones.... Its against the law "
Oh I don't mind a beating every now and then...if done right!! |
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"Sorry to hear it PD - hope the recovery is quick and painless
First thing I thought of was those old seaside saucy postcards where there's a pic of a red faced man in a hospital bed in obvious pain and the Doctor is saying to the nurse "No nurse I said prick his boil"
Ah you can't beat the old ones.... Its against the law
Oh I don't mind a beating every now and then...if done right!!"
*snaps on rubber glove* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well
Mustn't have had his Fyffes a day
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
No... I haven't got the patients.... Ba-dum-chhhh! "
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!" |
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well
Mustn't have had his Fyffes a day
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
No... I haven't got the patients.... Ba-dum-chhhh!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!""
Ok... That got a chuckle... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well
Mustn't have had his Fyffes a day
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
No... I haven't got the patients.... Ba-dum-chhhh!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"
Ok... That got a chuckle... "
And another one lol
Doctor: "Look, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
Patient: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!" |
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Hope you feel better soon bit of a crap joke but here goes
A lady goes to see Dr Jones about getting a breast enlargement, "now before we go to surgery I would like you to try a new method for enlargement and if It doesn't work we can do the surgery" explains Dr Jones "every morning before you leave the house say this 3 times scooby Dooby Doobies give me bigger boobies" so the lady does as she's told and to her surprise after a couple of days, it works her boobs are bigger until one day she's running late for work and forgets to say her mantra and remembers on the bus, not wanting to lose her newly grown boobs she closes her eyes and does her normal thing after opening her eyes, a gentlemen is staring at her and leans over and says "are you with Dr Jones" "yes, how did you know?" She replies and with a smile on his face as says "hickory dickory dock" |
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well
Mustn't have had his Fyffes a day
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
No... I haven't got the patients.... Ba-dum-chhhh!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"
Ok... That got a chuckle...
And another one lol
Doctor: "Look, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
Patient: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!""
bet it was health insurance fraud... Trying to pull a fast one |
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"Hope you feel better soon bit of a crap joke but here goes
A lady goes to see Dr Jones about getting a breast enlargement, "now before we go to surgery I would like you to try a new method for enlargement and if It doesn't work we can do the surgery" explains Dr Jones "every morning before you leave the house say this 3 times scooby Dooby Doobies give me bigger boobies" so the lady does as she's told and to her surprise after a couple of days, it works her boobs are bigger until one day she's running late for work and forgets to say her mantra and remembers on the bus, not wanting to lose her newly grown boobs she closes her eyes and does her normal thing after opening her eyes, a gentlemen is staring at her and leans over and says "are you with Dr Jones" "yes, how did you know?" She replies and with a smile on his face as says "hickory dickory dock" "
Does this bus go my route? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well
Mustn't have had his Fyffes a day
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
No... I haven't got the patients.... Ba-dum-chhhh!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"
Ok... That got a chuckle...
And another one lol
Doctor: "Look, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
Patient: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
bet it was health insurance fraud... Trying to pull a fast one "
Haha I liked that one lol
An old lady is being examined by a doctor who asks her: "Have you ever been bedridden?"
The old lady smiles and says: "I certainly have and I've been table ended and back skuttled a few times too!" |
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well
Mustn't have had his Fyffes a day
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
No... I haven't got the patients.... Ba-dum-chhhh!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"
Ok... That got a chuckle...
And another one lol
Doctor: "Look, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
Patient: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
bet it was health insurance fraud... Trying to pull a fast one
Haha I liked that one lol
An old lady is being examined by a doctor who asks her: "Have you ever been bedridden?"
The old lady smiles and says: "I certainly have and I've been table ended and back skuttled a few times too!" "
Such debasement |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok peeps.. I'm recovering from surgery and bored... I need some Carry On Nurse style innuendo to make me snortle gimme your best shot
Oh and a few tasty pics wouldn't hurt either...
What did the banana go to the doctors
Cause he wasn't peeling well
Mustn't have had his Fyffes a day
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
No... I haven't got the patients.... Ba-dum-chhhh!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"
Ok... That got a chuckle...
And another one lol
Doctor: "Look, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
Patient: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
bet it was health insurance fraud... Trying to pull a fast one
Haha I liked that one lol
An old lady is being examined by a doctor who asks her: "Have you ever been bedridden?"
The old lady smiles and says: "I certainly have and I've been table ended and back skuttled a few times too!"
Such debasement "
Like a dialysis machine taking the piss |
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"Hope you feel better soon bit of a crap joke but here goes
A lady goes to see Dr Jones about getting a breast enlargement, "now before we go to surgery I would like you to try a new method for enlargement and if It doesn't work we can do the surgery" explains Dr Jones "every morning before you leave the house say this 3 times scooby Dooby Doobies give me bigger boobies" so the lady does as she's told and to her surprise after a couple of days, it works her boobs are bigger until one day she's running late for work and forgets to say her mantra and remembers on the bus, not wanting to lose her newly grown boobs she closes her eyes and does her normal thing after opening her eyes, a gentlemen is staring at her and leans over and says "are you with Dr Jones" "yes, how did you know?" She replies and with a smile on his face as says "hickory dickory dock"
Does this bus go my route? "
I'll have to try and remember some others |
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The patient: Tell me, is it true that
alcohol decreases blood pressure?
Doctor: Yes, that is
true.
P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?
D: Yes,
that is also true.
P: So, in average, I live normally.
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