FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > How many air fresheners are needed?
How many air fresheners are needed?
Jump to: Newest in thread
Just leave a window open to allow the flies in, it gets rid of the evidence er I mean cadaver much more quckly and allows some of the smell out in the meantime. I wonder if spraying the erm subject with this new fangled V. I. Poo would help.
Not that I've given this any consideration you understand...#walksawaywhistling |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'd suggest asking a friend with a 4x4 to help hide, I mean relocate the cadaver to somewhere isolated where it won't be discovered, I mean the smell won't offend people. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"Lighting a match and then blowing it out will get rid of any offending smells and replace them with a sulphar smell! "
If you keep the match burning it will help burn off any smell as it burns oxygen
Or op could try flush it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"To get rid of the smell of a decomposing cadaver?
Asking for a friend obviously  "
Just two, one up each nostril or a dab of Vic on your top lip will do the trick as well.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
After a disaster trying to pop corn on the cob yesterday and nearly setting fire to the microwave I think the burnt smell that's still lingering would mask pretty much anything! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"Just leave a window open to allow the flies in, it gets rid of the evidence er I mean cadaver much more quckly and allows some of the smell out in the meantime. I wonder if spraying the erm subject with this new fangled V. I. Poo would help.
Not that I've given this any consideration you understand...#walksawaywhistling"
This tickled me  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
If you do bury the offensive item under the patio. make sure it is well wrapped in heavy duty plastic and buried at least 3 feet below the surface.
My patio sorry i mean my friends patio still whiffs on a warm day |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"If you do bury the offensive item under the patio. make sure it is well wrapped in heavy duty plastic and buried at least 3 feet below the surface.
My patio sorry i mean my friends patio still whiffs on a warm day"
Hope it's not near any water pipes under your friends patio? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Seriously, a guy who lived near me died in his house. The neighbours reported it as they must have smelt something and the police said "he had been dead for a while" 
The windows in the house have been open since then, about 3 months now  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Seriously, a guy who lived near me died in his house. The neighbours reported it as they must have smelt something and the police said "he had been dead for a while"
The windows in the house have been open since then, about 3 months now "
Do you mind I'm trying to consume a sandwich here lol. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Body in a tarpaulin, cover with lime....just be careful not not get lime on your skin, lime helps with decomposition and it will hinder identification. Wrap up, seal with duct tape (other brands are available) seal then either throw it out of the window, caeful of prints or DNA contamination, you may want to wear a haz mat and nitrile gloves through the procedure. Or you can lump it into the car, and throw it off a bridge. I'm a lazy person so I just hire other people to do my killings. Expensive but efficient. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Seriously, a guy who lived near me died in his house. The neighbours reported it as they must have smelt something and the police said "he had been dead for a while"
The windows in the house have been open since then, about 3 months now
Do you mind I'm trying to consume a sandwich here lol. "
Wrong thread to be in while you're eating sandwiches, hehe x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Body in a tarpaulin, cover with lime....just be careful not not get lime on your skin, lime helps with decomposition and it will hinder identification. Wrap up, seal with duct tape (other brands are available) seal then either throw it out of the window, caeful of prints or DNA contamination, you may want to wear a haz mat and nitrile gloves through the procedure. Or you can lump it into the car, and throw it off a bridge. I'm a lazy person so I just hire other people to do my killings. Expensive but efficient."
Can you please pass on those contact details as I need to recruit an assasin....  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Body in a tarpaulin, cover with lime....just be careful not not get lime on your skin, lime helps with decomposition and it will hinder identification. Wrap up, seal with duct tape (other brands are available) seal then either throw it out of the window, caeful of prints or DNA contamination, you may want to wear a haz mat and nitrile gloves through the procedure. Or you can lump it into the car, and throw it off a bridge. I'm a lazy person so I just hire other people to do my killings. Expensive but efficient.
Can you please pass on those contact details as I need to recruit an assasin.... "
Who do you want taking out? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Body in a tarpaulin, cover with lime....just be careful not not get lime on your skin, lime helps with decomposition and it will hinder identification. Wrap up, seal with duct tape (other brands are available) seal then either throw it out of the window, caeful of prints or DNA contamination, you may want to wear a haz mat and nitrile gloves through the procedure. Or you can lump it into the car, and throw it off a bridge. I'm a lazy person so I just hire other people to do my killings. Expensive but efficient.
Can you please pass on those contact details as I need to recruit an assasin.... Who do you want taking out? "
Taken out?
I can't even get a social at the moment |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Seriously, a guy who lived near me died in his house. The neighbours reported it as they must have smelt something and the police said "he had been dead for a while"
The windows in the house have been open since then, about 3 months now
Do you mind I'm trying to consume a sandwich here lol. Wrong thread to be in while you're eating sandwiches, hehe x "
Definitely! Imagine living next door to him and trying to eat that sandwich |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Depends on the size of the room.
5 after 3 days, 12 after 4, and 20 after 5.
Try a freezer instead and don't ask how I know."
Will I need to take the drawers out on an upright, how should I label the bags? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
"Body in a tarpaulin, cover with lime....just be careful not not get lime on your skin, lime helps with decomposition and it will hinder identification. Wrap up, seal with duct tape (other brands are available) seal then either throw it out of the window, caeful of prints or DNA contamination, you may want to wear a haz mat and nitrile gloves through the procedure. Or you can lump it into the car, and throw it off a bridge. I'm a lazy person so I just hire other people to do my killings. Expensive but efficient."
All well and good but don't forget to remove teeth or the skeleton will be identifiable  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Body in a tarpaulin, cover with lime....just be careful not not get lime on your skin, lime helps with decomposition and it will hinder identification. Wrap up, seal with duct tape (other brands are available) seal then either throw it out of the window, caeful of prints or DNA contamination, you may want to wear a haz mat and nitrile gloves through the procedure. Or you can lump it into the car, and throw it off a bridge. I'm a lazy person so I just hire other people to do my killings. Expensive but efficient.
All well and good but don't forget to remove teeth or the skeleton will be identifiable "
Oh goodness yes. How did I miss that. Can't we just set it on fire?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Tell your friend to take the cadaver out to sea...tip it over the edge of the boat. Sorted.
And a nice day out, too...  "
Ooh as well as feeding the fish! It's all win win x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"To get rid of the smell of a decomposing cadaver?"
Once the juices of putrefaction have managed to get into absorbent material; wood, carpet, bedding etc., you are not going to shift them, and you'll need more than air fresheners to mask the odour.
The culprits are, primarily, putrescine and cadaverine which have a very low odour threshold.
Other odoriferous products of decomposition include indole, skatole and various hydrogen sulphur compounds.
Decomposition produces nearly five hundred organic and inorganic breakdown products; all this from the enzymatic breakdown of your own flesh by enzymes!
The first compounds are produced within a few minutes of death and these are responsible for the attraction of insects such as blow flies (Calliphora vicina, C vomitoria, and C cadaverina).
Trust me on the permeation and longevity; I know of one very expensive Ferrari, in which the owner, killed himself; it ended up being scrapped as it proved impossible to get the stink out.
Dr Nasty
Bristol PounddSaverLand Mortuary
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Oh ffs just put it in a wheelie bid outside a morturary. They will blame the work experience kid and get shot of it pdq."
Anyone have a spare wheelybin?
My friend wants to know |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
