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Women, do you really need a big one?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It can take a lot of effort for a man to read each woman's profile. It can take the average man around 60 seconds to get to the end, even longer if it's a longer profile. I mean, it would be a full time job opening and reading them all.
So I'm asking, if you could help us guys out and post below a short blurb, what we need to know about you lovely Fab ladies. 
3 to 4 lines would be perfect, or my attention begins to wander.
Top tip - If you feel you need some visual aids, feel free to send direct pics. |
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"It can take a lot of effort for a man to read each woman's profile. It can take the average man around 60 seconds to get to the end, even longer if it's a longer profile. I mean, it would be a full time job opening and reading them all.
So I'm asking, if you could help us guys out and post below a short blurb, what we need to know about you lovely Fab ladies.
3 to 4 lines would be perfect, or my attention begins to wander.
Top tip - If you feel you need some visual aids, feel free to send direct pics. "
Mine stays as it is you lazy lazy boy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It can take a lot of effort for a man to read each woman's profile. It can take the average man around 60 seconds to get to the end, even longer if it's a longer profile. I mean, it would be a full time job opening and reading them all.
So I'm asking, if you could help us guys out and post below a short blurb, what we need to know about you lovely Fab ladies.
3 to 4 lines would be perfect, or my attention begins to wander.
Top tip - If you feel you need some visual aids, feel free to send direct pics.
Mine stays as it is you lazy lazy boy! "
An your calling who lazy?   |
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"It can take a lot of effort for a man to read each woman's profile. It can take the average man around 60 seconds to get to the end, even longer if it's a longer profile. I mean, it would be a full time job opening and reading them all.
So I'm asking, if you could help us guys out and post below a short blurb, what we need to know about you lovely Fab ladies.
3 to 4 lines would be perfect, or my attention begins to wander.
Top tip - If you feel you need some visual aids, feel free to send direct pics.
Mine stays as it is you lazy lazy boy!
An your calling who lazy? "
Misterbee of course.....lazy lazy boy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah... Get off your arse and read it ya lazy git "
Love the profile humour. Not relevant to the thread, but who gives a fuck .... me .... doh .... dam .... stabbed myself in the back. Sounds like a red dwarf one liner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lazy men make bad lovers imho
That's a rubbish bio.
It's true
Prove it. 
Lol but I do agree about lazy men are crap at sex I was married to one .
Children...stop bickering...you're doing my head in..  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lazy men make bad lovers imho
That's a rubbish bio.
It's true
Prove it.
Children...stop bickering...you're doing my head in.. "
We've only just started. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway. "
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Hmm. It could be done if I paraphrased my whole profile:
"I'm sure whoever is reading this happens to be a lovely person (well, not sure, but I'm trying to be polite) but in all probability I won't reply to a message that gets through my draconian filters and even if I did that's no guarantee I would want to meet you or have the free time to if I did. It's not you, it's me. So move along, nothing to see here."
3 sentences. Bosh. |
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"Nah... Get off your arse and read it ya lazy git
Love the profile humour. Not relevant to the thread, but who gives a fuck .... me .... doh .... dam .... stabbed myself in the back. Sounds like a red dwarf one liner."
Ah cheers, thanks! Put a huge amount of thought into it... All of at least 30 seconds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway.
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic. "
A profile advice thread for women would be useful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway.
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic.
A profile advice thread for women would be useful. "
Oh I would love to see one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway.
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic.
A profile advice thread for women would be useful. "
isn't that like the end of the world? We know it could happen, but we'll never be around to see it. Has a woman ever asked for profile advice? |
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By *offee with MilkCouple
over a year ago
Over the roundabout and then turn right. |
"Hmm. It could be done if I paraphrased my whole profile:
"I'm sure whoever is reading this happens to be a lovely person (well, not sure, but I'm trying to be polite) but in all probability I won't reply to a message that gets through my draconian filters and even if I did that's no guarantee I would want to meet you or have the free time to if I did. It's not you, it's me. So move along, nothing to see here."
3 sentences. Bosh."
Hilarious  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway.
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic.
A profile advice thread for women would be useful.
isn't that like the end of the world? We know it could happen, but we'll never be around to see it. Has a woman ever asked for profile advice? "
No...because even if a woman has no profile blurb, they still get shit-loads of messages from blokes...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway.
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic.
A profile advice thread for women would be useful.
isn't that like the end of the world? We know it could happen, but we'll never be around to see it. Has a woman ever asked for profile advice? "
I'm in |
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway.
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic.
A profile advice thread for women would be useful.
isn't that like the end of the world? We know it could happen, but we'll never be around to see it. Has a woman ever asked for profile advice?
No...because even if a woman has no profile blurb, they still get shit-loads of messages from blokes... "
Because men don't read profiles but in fairness neither do I . I was going to say they just look at the pretty pics but judging by my inbox some don't do that either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway.
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic.
A profile advice thread for women would be useful.
isn't that like the end of the world? We know it could happen, but we'll never be around to see it. Has a woman ever asked for profile advice?
No...because even if a woman has no profile blurb, they still get shit-loads of messages from blokes...
Because men don't read profiles but in fairness neither do I . I was going to say they just look at the pretty pics but judging by my inbox some don't do that either "
Some men. Tarring with the same brush is simply what stops something before it starts. |
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway.
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic.
A profile advice thread for women would be useful.
isn't that like the end of the world? We know it could happen, but we'll never be around to see it. Has a woman ever asked for profile advice?
No...because even if a woman has no profile blurb, they still get shit-loads of messages from blokes...
Because men don't read profiles but in fairness neither do I . I was going to say they just look at the pretty pics but judging by my inbox some don't do that either
Some men. Tarring with the same brush is simply what stops something before it starts."
I'm actually going to test this theory, I'll check if those that message despite me saying don't bother have in fact read my profile. This should give us an idea |
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"Hmm. It could be done if I paraphrased my whole profile:
"I'm sure whoever is reading this happens to be a lovely person (well, not sure, but I'm trying to be polite) but in all probability I won't reply to a message that gets through my draconian filters and even if I did that's no guarantee I would want to meet you or have the free time to if I did. It's not you, it's me. So move along, nothing to see here."
3 sentences. Bosh."
Damn I was about to message, I may still message |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway.
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic.
A profile advice thread for women would be useful.
isn't that like the end of the world? We know it could happen, but we'll never be around to see it. Has a woman ever asked for profile advice?
No...because even if a woman has no profile blurb, they still get shit-loads of messages from blokes...
Because men don't read profiles but in fairness neither do I . I was going to say they just look at the pretty pics but judging by my inbox some don't do that either
Some men. Tarring with the same brush is simply what stops something before it starts.
I'm actually going to test this theory, I'll check if those that message despite me saying don't bother have in fact read my profile. This should give us an idea "
If you don't want to receive mail. You have filters, if someone says 'not meeting' but still says looking for men and hasn't blocked men from
Mailing, maybe they just want to actually know if your okay. |
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"It can take a lot of effort for a man to read each woman's profile. It can take the average man around 60 seconds to get to the end, even longer if it's a longer profile. I mean, it would be a full time job opening and reading them all.
So I'm asking, if you could help us guys out and post below a short blurb, what we need to know about you lovely Fab ladies.
3 to 4 lines would be perfect, or my attention begins to wander.
Top tip - If you feel you need some visual aids, feel free to send direct pics. "
Tl;dr |
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"Don't bother reading the text, just look at the pics. Pointless wasting time reading reams of text when they don't reply anyway.
It would help if those pictures told a story, like a comic.
A profile advice thread for women would be useful.
isn't that like the end of the world? We know it could happen, but we'll never be around to see it. Has a woman ever asked for profile advice?
No...because even if a woman has no profile blurb, they still get shit-loads of messages from blokes...
Because men don't read profiles but in fairness neither do I . I was going to say they just look at the pretty pics but judging by my inbox some don't do that either
Some men. Tarring with the same brush is simply what stops something before it starts.
I'm actually going to test this theory, I'll check if those that message despite me saying don't bother have in fact read my profile. This should give us an idea
If you don't want to receive mail. You have filters, if someone says 'not meeting' but still says looking for men and hasn't blocked men from
Mailing, maybe they just want to actually know if your okay. "
Clearly you haven't read my profile . I'm referring to the ones that are looking to put their tinky winky in a hole. My filter is delete as specified on my profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So what you're saying is it takes less time to read a profile than it does to do the dishes?
I've already had mail today suggesting my profile is kinda long. I can tell you I rather like people who have no scaredycat fear of paragraphs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So what you're saying is it takes less time to read a profile than it does to do the dishes?
I've already had mail today suggesting my profile is kinda long. I can tell you I rather like people who have no scaredycat fear of paragraphs."
I didnt say how fast I can do the dishes. |
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