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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok you lovely people of Fabland, here's your homework.
This weekend, as you're driving along, and see someone you like the look of, give them a little 'Beep' of your horn.
Men are more likely to do this, so I'd like a special effort from you ladies!
Try not to do whilst passing anyone on horseback, or those two men carrying that pane of glass... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we wolf whistle as well, whilst working on a building site, reading the Sunday Sport then heading down to the Working Mens Club for 15 pints of stout and a Bernard Manning Box set 
Straight outta the 70's... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As much as I'm not a feminist, I can see giant flaw in your plan.
I don't hold with the idea of "getting consent before speaking to a woman" a total stranger honking at you is unnerving to say the least, and if you want to be selfish about it, and ignore the fact that it can be quite distressing for the person being honked, a recently shook up woman is much less likely to want to have sex with you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wow! I'm sorry folks, I really didn't mean to upset you all. I never meant it as a precursor to sex, or to make any ladies feel threatened, or even to appear as a throwback to a 70s sitcom! (Did they even have the Sport in the 70s?)
It was meant as a bit of light-hearted fun of a wet, Friday afternoon.
I hang my head in shame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting beeped at usually just scares me, if they're approaching from behind or makes me worry that I've just blanked someone I know if they're travelling towards me. Can think of much better ways to improve someone's day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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As a man with longhair I occasionally get this particularly when running as presumably because the sort of men who do this don't think that being over 6 foot amd buit like a man makes me maLe but just see a ponytail and pounce. It's pathetic but there faces when they realise are always entertaining. Fucking idiots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I right in thinking, judging by your responses, that none of you will be completing this weekends homework assignment?"
Maybe change it to if you see someone you like ask them if they fancy a coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your homework this weekend is read some feminists, or if that's too much like hard work, wind the window down in your car and shout, "Ello darlin', fancy a shag?" to a bunch of guys. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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" wind the window down in your car and shout, "Ello darlin', fancy a shag?" to a bunch of guys."
I did this once as a joke when I spotted one of my friends out side a shop. 3 of her brothers and her dad came out the shop towards my car carrying cocky sticks and baseball bats  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" wind the window down in your car and shout, "Ello darlin', fancy a shag?" to a bunch of guys.
I did this once as a joke when I spotted one of my friends out side a shop. 3 of her brothers and her dad came out the shop towards my car carrying cocky sticks and baseball bats ."
Are cocky sticks available on lovehoney? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" wind the window down in your car and shout, "Ello darlin', fancy a shag?" to a bunch of guys.
I did this once as a joke when I spotted one of my friends out side a shop. 3 of her brothers and her dad came out the shop towards my car carrying cocky sticks and baseball bats .
Are cocky sticks available on lovehoney? "
You beat me to it! Lol... Wouldn't hockey be much more fun with dildos attached to the end of the sticks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" wind the window down in your car and shout, "Ello darlin', fancy a shag?" to a bunch of guys.
I did this once as a joke when I spotted one of my friends out side a shop. 3 of her brothers and her dad came out the shop towards my car carrying cocky sticks and baseball bats .
Are cocky sticks available on lovehoney?
You beat me to it! Lol... Wouldn't hockey be much more fun with dildos attached to the end of the sticks!"
Would you still need shin pads? |
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