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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry Ignite, stunning as you, are after a week or two you would try to get us to tidy up"
or make us feel guilty about summut or other
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a bit of man love 
I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you"
Oh well I'll pop in now I've grown a beard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sit naked scratching yours bollocks watching sport drinking ale farting and belching.Heaven I'm in heaven."
We have back scratchers behind the bar if you need to really get in there, only a quid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sit naked scratching yours bollocks watching sport drinking ale farting and belching.Heaven I'm in heaven."
Um, apart from scratching the bollocks, that's me on a Saturday night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i feel intimidated 
Come here, take a look at this video of skate boarders hitting their nuts on railings aaaaand breeeeeath"
can i discuss the cultural importance of lee perry in detail with like minded anoraks instead please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i feel intimidated
Come here, take a look at this video of skate boarders hitting their nuts on railings aaaaand breeeeeath
can i discuss the cultural importance of lee perry in detail with like minded anoraks instead please?"
Do what you need to do brother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sit naked scratching yours bollocks watching sport drinking ale farting and belching.Heaven I'm in heaven.
Um, apart from scratching the bollocks, that's me on a Saturday night "
You would if you could though  |
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"I love a bit of man love
I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you"
No definitely not please continue with your men talk,if any of you feel the need to comfort each other intimately please let me know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As I can't do two things at once I'll come and join the gang in our masculine retreat a bit later
I've just got to finish my ironing first "
You go boyfriend, you are a strong beautiful man, and you don't need no woman to iron for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife 
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer? "
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours  |
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours "
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there "
The "No Girls Allowed" sign is pretty clear I'm afraid, but that could just mean we're not allowed to play "sound of the underground" 
Could be a loophole here |
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there
The "No Girls Allowed" sign is pretty clear I'm afraid, but that could just mean we're not allowed to play "sound of the underground"
Could be a loophole here "
I'll sneak in then no-one will notice little old me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there
The "No Girls Allowed" sign is pretty clear I'm afraid, but that could just mean we're not allowed to play "sound of the underground"
Could be a loophole here
I'll sneak in then no-one will notice little old me"
A room full of single fab men not noticing a woman walk in?
I don't see how this will fail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there
The "No Girls Allowed" sign is pretty clear I'm afraid, but that could just mean we're not allowed to play "sound of the underground"
Could be a loophole here
I'll sneak in then no-one will notice little old me"
Hooray the sausage fest is over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there "
Man only cave?
Too much testosterone there for me..
Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...
Now where are the bad girl trogladytes |
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"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.
You can multi task. And you are not a wanker  "
Of course men can multi task.
They can fart, burp, scratch their balls & drink a beer at same time x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.
You can multi task. And you are not a wanker
Of course men can multi task.
They can fart, burp, scratch their balls & drink a beer at same time x"
That's so sexist *as he farts, burps, scratches his balls and chugs his beer*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So guys,,,,, a proper man chat!! Lager, real ale, cider??? And or any other. What floats your boat? ,,,  I need to know if I'm gonna turn up with booze |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So guys,,,,, a proper man chat!! Lager, real ale, cider??? And or any other. What floats your boat? ,,, I need to know if I'm gonna turn up with booze "
Just having a pint Stella with a chilli burger while sharpening my pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man |
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"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.
You can multi task. And you are not a wanker
Of course men can multi task.
They can fart, burp, scratch their balls & drink a beer at same time x
That's so sexist *as he farts, burps, scratches his balls and chugs his beer* "
I'll raise my glass of gin to you, and have a good scratch of me tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.
You can multi task. And you are not a wanker
Of course men can multi task.
They can fart, burp, scratch their balls & drink a beer at same time x
That's so sexist *as he farts, burps, scratches his balls and chugs his beer*
I'll raise my glass of gin to you, and have a good scratch of me tits "
I'm open to something that's mutually beneficial if you'll agree to scratch my balls while I scratch your tits while I raise my pint to you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am man hear me roar,
in numbers too big to ignore,
And I know too much to go back an' pretend,
'Cause I've heard it all before,
And I've been down there on the floor,
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes, I am wise,
But it's wisdom born of pain,
Yes, I've paid the price,
But look how much I gained.
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong
(Strong)
I am invincible
(Invincible)
I am Man |
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"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.
You can multi task. And you are not a wanker
Of course men can multi task.
They can fart, burp, scratch their balls & drink a beer at same time x
That's so sexist *as he farts, burps, scratches his balls and chugs his beer*
I'll raise my glass of gin to you, and have a good scratch of me tits
I'm open to something that's mutually beneficial if you'll agree to scratch my balls while I scratch your tits while I raise my pint to you "
You wouldn't want me to scratch your balls, these talons draw blood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul
I am man watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my sister understand
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am man
Oh, I am man
I am invincible
I am strong
I am man
I am invincible
I am strong
I am man |
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"You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul
I am man watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my sister understand
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am man
Oh, I am man
I am invincible
I am strong
I am man
I am invincible
I am strong
I am man"
Shushhh and go and get your ironing done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a bit of man love
I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you
No definitely not please continue with your men talk,if any of you feel the need to comfort each other intimately please let me know "
That did not last long.
Looks like Ignite enjoyed crashing the safe space for men. Perfect thread for her!
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"I love a bit of man love
I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you
No definitely not please continue with your men talk,if any of you feel the need to comfort each other intimately please let me know
That did not last long.
Looks like Ignite enjoyed crashing the safe space for men. Perfect thread for her!
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We getting a bit lippy there Adam! You men couldn't survive without us women  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner "
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?"
i think the deal is here, that if you have a penis and testicles everything is kushdi ... if you haven't then being a mute who is shit hot at cooking, cleaning etc then you might be just about tolerated |
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there
Man only cave?
Too much testosterone there for me..
Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...
Now where are the bad girl trogladytes "
She is here..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire "
corners can be shared |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?
i think the deal is here, that if you have a penis and testicles everything is kushdi ... if you haven't then being a mute who is shit hot at cooking, cleaning etc then you might be just about tolerated"
I can cook, and also, this is the internet (how will I know who else can cook?)
Does masculinity always have to be so base and dull? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there
Man only cave?
Too much testosterone there for me..
Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...
Now where are the bad girl trogladytes
She is here..... "
Narnia you say... oh never been there...
Now how do I open this wardrobe door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?
i think the deal is here, that if you have a penis and testicles everything is kushdi ... if you haven't then being a mute who is shit hot at cooking, cleaning etc then you might be just about tolerated
I can cook, and also, this is the internet (how will I know who else can cook?)
Does masculinity always have to be so base and dull?"
i could always show all the guys how to beat match your favourite vinyl records while discussing and tasting the pros and cons of 25 years single malt instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared "
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too "
think the fire will keep us hot enough |
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there
Man only cave?
Too much testosterone there for me..
Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...
Now where are the bad girl trogladytes
She is here.....
Narnia you say... oh never been there...
Now how do I open this wardrobe door "
The wardrobe door is always open for you. |
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too
think the fire will keep us hot enough"
Is that the fire you have made by rubbing bits of wood together like a proper man...? |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?
i think the deal is here, that if you have a penis and testicles everything is kushdi ... if you haven't then being a mute who is shit hot at cooking, cleaning etc then you might be just about tolerated
I can cook, and also, this is the internet (how will I know who else can cook?)
Does masculinity always have to be so base and dull?
i could always show all the guys how to beat match your favourite vinyl records while discussing and tasting the pros and cons of 25 years single malt instead"
People are interested in beat matching my Morrissey records? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a bit of man love
I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you
No definitely not please continue with your men talk,if any of you feel the need to comfort each other intimately please let me know
That did not last long.
Looks like Ignite enjoyed crashing the safe space for men. Perfect thread for her!
We getting a bit lippy there Adam! You men couldn't survive without us women "
Er excuse me... don't try and pretend you don't know how lippy I can be!
#fearless
Oh and thanks for stating the obvious... we know we can't live without women duh! Or is it you can't live with them and you can't live without them!? Oh crap there go my lips again... ooooopsy
Hang on...
You must be on like date 20 with your MAN now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?
i think the deal is here, that if you have a penis and testicles everything is kushdi ... if you haven't then being a mute who is shit hot at cooking, cleaning etc then you might be just about tolerated
I can cook, and also, this is the internet (how will I know who else can cook?)
Does masculinity always have to be so base and dull?
i could always show all the guys how to beat match your favourite vinyl records while discussing and tasting the pros and cons of 25 years single malt instead
People are interested in beat matching my Morrissey records? "
anything goes brother |
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"I love a bit of man love
I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you
No definitely not please continue with your men talk,if any of you feel the need to comfort each other intimately please let me know
That did not last long.
Looks like Ignite enjoyed crashing the safe space for men. Perfect thread for her!
We getting a bit lippy there Adam! You men couldn't survive without us women
Er excuse me... don't try and pretend you don't know how lippy I can be!
#fearless
Oh and thanks for stating the obvious... we know we can't live without women duh! Or is it you can't live with them and you can't live without them!? Oh crap there go my lips again... ooooopsy
Hang on...
You must be on like date 20 with your MAN now "
Date 8 on Monday and I still can't make my mind up  . Casual sex was far easier to work out,this dating malarkey is confusing. If I carry on being flakey he'll dump me anyway. |
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Girls lets hijack this man cave lol....their time is up. Scratched their bums enough, farted enough, watched enough football.
Girls lets apply what I call the 'Last of the Summer Wine' technique here..
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Girls lets hijack this man cave lol....their time is up. Scratched their bums enough, farted enough, watched enough football.
Girls lets apply what I call the 'Last of the Summer Wine' technique here..
lol "
Putting on as much football as we can x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too
think the fire will keep us hot enough"
I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..
We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too
think the fire will keep us hot enough
I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..
We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky.. "
mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list - |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there
Man only cave?
Too much testosterone there for me..
Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...
Now where are the bad girl trogladytes
She is here.....
Narnia you say... oh never been there...
Now how do I open this wardrobe door
The wardrobe door is always open for you."
Oh look the door to Narnia...I'll just step inside...
It's dark in here...scary and no way out of the back...
What's that noise... SLAM...  |
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there
Man only cave?
Too much testosterone there for me..
Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...
Now where are the bad girl trogladytes
She is here.....
Narnia you say... oh never been there...
Now how do I open this wardrobe door
The wardrobe door is always open for you.
Oh look the door to Narnia...I'll just step inside...
It's dark in here...scary and no way out of the back...
What's that noise... SLAM... "
Be afraid.....be very afraid...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too
think the fire will keep us hot enough
I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..
We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..
mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -"
Hypnosis is on your to do list
Please don't make me dance... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too
think the fire will keep us hot enough
I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..
We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..
mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -
Hypnosis is on your to do list
Please don't make me dance... "
no the fire on the beach thing - i doubt i could go under with hypnosis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too
think the fire will keep us hot enough
I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..
We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..
mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -
Hypnosis is on your to do list
Please don't make me dance...
no the fire on the beach thing - i doubt i could go under with hypnosis "
Well that killed the mood.. you couldn't go under unless hypnotized
Off to invent hypnosis... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Girls lets hijack this man cave lol....their time is up. Scratched their bums enough, farted enough, watched enough football.
Girls lets apply what I call the 'Last of the Summer Wine' technique here..
lol "
Are we allowed in now, I've bought air freshner, soft cushions and I'm sure Dirty Dancing must be on the TV somewhere. Budge up |
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over a year ago
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"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife
Mans man!
Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?
Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours
You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there
Man only cave?
Too much testosterone there for me..
Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...
Now where are the bad girl trogladytes
She is here.....
Narnia you say... oh never been there...
Now how do I open this wardrobe door
The wardrobe door is always open for you.
Oh look the door to Narnia...I'll just step inside...
It's dark in here...scary and no way out of the back...
What's that noise... SLAM...
Be afraid.....be very afraid...! "
That Ice Queen ohhh she's sneaky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too
think the fire will keep us hot enough
I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..
We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..
mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -
Hypnosis is on your to do list
Please don't make me dance...
no the fire on the beach thing - i doubt i could go under with hypnosis
Well that killed the mood.. you couldn't go under unless hypnotized
Off to invent hypnosis... "
why did that kill the mood - watching flames is hypnotic - not necessarily meaning be hypnotised - i have often wondered about being hypnotised and doubt it would work - but the fire on the beach would be good |
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over a year ago
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too
think the fire will keep us hot enough
I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..
We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..
mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -
Hypnosis is on your to do list
Please don't make me dance...
no the fire on the beach thing - i doubt i could go under with hypnosis
Well that killed the mood.. you couldn't go under unless hypnotized
Off to invent hypnosis...
why did that kill the mood - watching flames is hypnotic - not necessarily meaning be hypnotised - i have often wondered about being hypnotised and doubt it would work - but the fire on the beach would be good "
Trogladyte still has trouble with complex ideas
The fire on the beach is always good with wine and moonlight shimmering on the waves..
Hypnosis lessons cancelled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner
Corner? That's my place?
It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...
And ignite a fire
corners can be shared
Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too
think the fire will keep us hot enough
I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..
We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..
mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -
Hypnosis is on your to do list
Please don't make me dance...
no the fire on the beach thing - i doubt i could go under with hypnosis
Well that killed the mood.. you couldn't go under unless hypnotized
Off to invent hypnosis...
why did that kill the mood - watching flames is hypnotic - not necessarily meaning be hypnotised - i have often wondered about being hypnotised and doubt it would work - but the fire on the beach would be good
Trogladyte still has trouble with complex ideas
The fire on the beach is always good with wine and moonlight shimmering on the waves..
Hypnosis lessons cancelled "
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.
You can multi task. And you are not a wanker "
Sorry, I most definitely am. I had a wank just a few hours ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It took no time at all for that to go to shit lol
You need to take more control "
OP you vanished for 3 days. Ignite lit the match and poof the safe space crumbled to bits.
She has that kind of power you know...
I recommend we welcome everyone. If you can't beat them join them and all that malarkey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Male safe space' in between two women spooning me, my face planted between two warm tits as they stroke my head and whisper in my ear with warm breath telling me everything is ok baby you're safe here with us. Mmm |
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