I've just semi remembered a joke involving bamboo and Pandas.
The punch line is 'eats shoots and leaves' can anyone help with the rest of the joke please? I usually forget the punchlines so this is a new angle for me. |
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Why not make yourself an extra large set of panpipes and find someone big enough to blow it for you. Also doubles up as a convenient 'woman' for those special times you feel like some company and you are all alone.  |
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"I've just semi remembered a joke involving bamboo and Pandas.
The punch line is 'eats shoots and leaves' can anyone help with the rest of the joke please? I usually forget the punchlines so this is a new angle for me."
Some men are like a panda when it comes to women - they eat shoots and leaves. |
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By *acktil OP Man
over a year ago
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"I've just semi remembered a joke involving bamboo and Pandas.
The punch line is 'eats shoots and leaves' can anyone help with the rest of the joke please? I usually forget the punchlines so this is a new angle for me."
Not usually a joke,more a nickname. It used to be my nickname back in the 80s when working in London. |
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By *acktil OP Man
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"Why not make yourself an extra large set of panpipes and find someone big enough to blow it for you. Also doubles up as a convenient 'woman' for those special times you feel like some company and you are all alone. "
Note to self order smaller dia poles next time.  |
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"I've just semi remembered a joke involving bamboo and Pandas.
The punch line is 'eats shoots and leaves' can anyone help with the rest of the joke please? I usually forget the punchlines so this is a new angle for me."
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
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"Why not make yourself an extra large set of panpipes and find someone big enough to blow it for you. Also doubles up as a convenient 'woman' for those special times you feel like some company and you are all alone.
Note to self order smaller dia poles next time. "
Aha! If you have some 'rattle room' attach a vacuum hose to the other end and switch it on. |
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"I've just semi remembered a joke involving bamboo and Pandas.
The punch line is 'eats shoots and leaves' can anyone help with the rest of the joke please? I usually forget the punchlines so this is a new angle for me.
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
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That's it! Thanks. |
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