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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kicking this off early to get the maximum rantage in.
Come one, come all and share your troubles so that we may sympathise (or mock).
Unburden yourself before the weekend so that you may enjoy it with a lighter heart*
*lighter heart not guaranteed, batteries not included |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i bought 2 b-cup bras (from china so they should be small) but they are too big. not sure how small my tits are any more.
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Tissue paper will be your saviour for now
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"i bought 2 b-cup bras (from china so they should be small) but they are too big. not sure how small my tits are any more.
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That is a major rant!
Mine is that I asked Alexa to play songs from 1986 and it's playing True Faith by New Order from 1987....
#firstworldproblems  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i bought 2 b-cup bras (from china so they should be small) but they are too big. not sure how small my tits are any more.
That is a major rant!
Mine is that I asked Alexa to play songs from 1986 and it's playing True Faith by New Order from 1987....
#firstworldproblems "
Alexa still thinks I can't handle the truth and won't open the pod bay doors but she will beam me up
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Ok one thing that really pisses me off.
Today while driving my bus around a shit hole area two chavvy waynetta type women get with 3 bairns in tow and another in a pram (top money pram btw).
One starts to regale her mate how she's going down to the social as she hasn't been "paid" this week.
FFS you get paid after doing a job not sat on your arse watching TV and smoking Richmond's.
What you get my dear scummy mummy is benefits that I and other working folk earn for you!
Ahhh and breathe. |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i bought 2 b-cup bras (from china so they should be small) but they are too big. not sure how small my tits are any more.
Tissue paper will be your saviour for now
Dodgy imports? Rant approved "
i need like 3 times the amount of tissue than the boobage in the bra. it really is massive cups.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok one thing that really pisses me off.
Today while driving my bus around a shit hole area two chavvy waynetta type women get with 3 bairns in tow and another in a pram (top money pram btw).
One starts to regale her mate how she's going down to the social as she hasn't been "paid" this week.
FFS you get paid after doing a job not sat on your arse watching TV and smoking Richmond's.
What you get my dear scummy mummy is benefits that I and other working folk earn for you!
Ahhh and breathe."
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By *aelawMan
over a year ago
Paisley |
My rant begins...
Ok my rant is about stupid face supermarkets. Let's call this particular flavour Tescock. I have a fondness for the drinking of cider. Not just any cider mind. The marvel that is Cidre from Stella artois, glass bottle though. Tescock always used to stock this and it was cheap. They didn't do multiple of the bottles so individual bottles for 1.60. Anyhoo, last week when I ventured through the door with a skip in my step and a semi in my boxers I found the shelf was filled with fruity varieties, no apple.
I pulled aside one of Tescocks staff and asked where they kept the Cidre apple.
He declared thay thay has discontinued it in the store as the markets were changing and fruty ciders were the in thing. After getting over the shock I left the store heartbroken and flaccid.
I know why they do it but it's always my favourites  |
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Try the Thatcher's Gold. Sling a few bottles in the freezer for 45 minutes and your boxers will stand proud again.
You could always try Old Rosie but she's a harsh mistress and if you're not careful those boxers may be soiled... Whilst your stood at the front of the detention suite |
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By *aelawMan
over a year ago
Paisley |
"Try the Thatcher's Gold. Sling a few bottles in the freezer for 45 minutes and your boxers will stand proud again.
You could always try Old Rosie but she's a harsh mistress and if you're not careful those boxers may be soiled... Whilst your stood at the front of the detention suite "
I shall try this Thatchers thanking you sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i bought 2 b-cup bras (from china so they should be small) but they are too big. not sure how small my tits are any more.
You have skinny tits "
starting to think i have no tits lol. did just see a top on ebay saying 'i have no tits' and was thinking to get it. |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
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you been the doctors? i've got a frozen shoulder, had it for over a week now, painkillers are only helping coz i'm using them to get high. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
you been the doctors? i've got a frozen shoulder, had it for over a week now, painkillers are only helping coz i'm using them to get high."
Yep, been given naproxen.
Been told to move around to help it. I walk anywhere and I'm in agony afterwards.
I cough or sneeze and the spasm of pain that goes through my back is excruciating.
I honestly don't remember childbirth being this painful or debilitating |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
you been the doctors? i've got a frozen shoulder, had it for over a week now, painkillers are only helping coz i'm using them to get high.
Yep, been given naproxen.
Been told to move around to help it. I walk anywhere and I'm in agony afterwards.
I cough or sneeze and the spasm of pain that goes through my back is excruciating.
I honestly don't remember childbirth being this painful or debilitating "
they give you a shit ton of stronger drugs for childbirth, that's why. i'm on naproxen too, taking more than they said i should but they don't work for long enough and i'm not having stomach pains so think it's ok.
bladey reminded me not to take too many co-codamol coz of the paracetamol in them but i honestly think most prescription drugs don't last long, maybe 30 mins for really bad pain.
what's causing it, do you know? i have arthritis so also using ibrurofen and that helps a little, but none of them work enough or for long. |
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"My rant begins...
Ok my rant is about stupid face supermarkets. Let's call this particular flavour Tescock. I have a fondness for the drinking of cider. Not just any cider mind. The marvel that is Cidre from Stella artois, glass bottle though. Tescock always used to stock this and it was cheap. They didn't do multiple of the bottles so individual bottles for 1.60. Anyhoo, last week when I ventured through the door with a skip in my step and a semi in my boxers I found the shelf was filled with fruity varieties, no apple.
I pulled aside one of Tescocks staff and asked where they kept the Cidre apple.
He declared thay thay has discontinued it in the store as the markets were changing and fruty ciders were the in thing. After getting over the shock I left the store heartbroken and flaccid.
I know why they do it but it's always my favourites "
Try the raspberry. Trust me I work for the fuckers it's by far the best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
you been the doctors? i've got a frozen shoulder, had it for over a week now, painkillers are only helping coz i'm using them to get high.
Yep, been given naproxen.
Been told to move around to help it. I walk anywhere and I'm in agony afterwards.
I cough or sneeze and the spasm of pain that goes through my back is excruciating.
I honestly don't remember childbirth being this painful or debilitating
they give you a shit ton of stronger drugs for childbirth, that's why. i'm on naproxen too, taking more than they said i should but they don't work for long enough and i'm not having stomach pains so think it's ok.
bladey reminded me not to take too many co-codamol coz of the paracetamol in them but i honestly think most prescription drugs don't last long, maybe 30 mins for really bad pain.
what's causing it, do you know? i have arthritis so also using ibrurofen and that helps a little, but none of them work enough or for long."
I seem to get a bad back every few years. The last time was about three or four years ago on Christmas Day.
It just doesn't seem to be getting better this time. Childbirth doesn't last for three weeks.
I'm going to try and get some sleep. Night and thanks for letting me rant, it's helped xxx
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
you been the doctors? i've got a frozen shoulder, had it for over a week now, painkillers are only helping coz i'm using them to get high.
Yep, been given naproxen.
Been told to move around to help it. I walk anywhere and I'm in agony afterwards.
I cough or sneeze and the spasm of pain that goes through my back is excruciating.
I honestly don't remember childbirth being this painful or debilitating
they give you a shit ton of stronger drugs for childbirth, that's why. i'm on naproxen too, taking more than they said i should but they don't work for long enough and i'm not having stomach pains so think it's ok.
bladey reminded me not to take too many co-codamol coz of the paracetamol in them but i honestly think most prescription drugs don't last long, maybe 30 mins for really bad pain.
what's causing it, do you know? i have arthritis so also using ibrurofen and that helps a little, but none of them work enough or for long.
I seem to get a bad back every few years. The last time was about three or four years ago on Christmas Day.
It just doesn't seem to be getting better this time. Childbirth doesn't last for three weeks.
I'm going to try and get some sleep. Night and thanks for letting me rant, it's helped xxx
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might not help if you do find a cause anyway, hasn't for me now i think about it.
no worries, i rant enough myself and know what constant, extended pain can be like.
hope it's gone soon, or you find better drugs at least. |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
ooh here's my rant of rants.
when a fucking guy with baggage talks supposed shit to you for months, you finally meet him coz he seems alright (more than alright, he seems genuine, not full of shit, and fucking great), his wife finds out, she contacts you about meeting him and starts asking all kinds of personal stuff and he just leaves you to deal with this shit.
like wtaf?????
she's not my baggage i shouldn't be dealing with this at all. and he is a prick for leaving me to it. would love to know how she found me also coz i kept all this under wraps coz i am secretive. nobody here knew about this or him i reckon so idk how she would about us.
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"ooh here's my rant of rants.
when a fucking guy with baggage talks supposed shit to you for months, you finally meet him coz he seems alright (more than alright, he seems genuine, not full of shit, and fucking great), his wife finds out, she contacts you about meeting him and starts asking all kinds of personal stuff and he just leaves you to deal with this shit.
like wtaf?????
she's not my baggage i shouldn't be dealing with this at all. and he is a prick for leaving me to it. would love to know how she found me also coz i kept all this under wraps coz i am secretive. nobody here knew about this or him i reckon so idk how she would about us.
"
Women do the same thing. Probably well over 12 months ago now I got a phone call out the blue and on the other end I heard this creaky voice ask me if I was shagging his Mrs. No I said and who the fuck are you. I'm bla blas husband to which I said ohhh fuckinel in that case yes but as far as I'm aware she's single. I then had to deal with a blubbering mess that I felt for because I've had this done to me. Strangely I never seen her again. Silly cow  |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"ooh here's my rant of rants.
when a fucking guy with baggage talks supposed shit to you for months, you finally meet him coz he seems alright (more than alright, he seems genuine, not full of shit, and fucking great), his wife finds out, she contacts you about meeting him and starts asking all kinds of personal stuff and he just leaves you to deal with this shit.
like wtaf?????
she's not my baggage i shouldn't be dealing with this at all. and he is a prick for leaving me to it. would love to know how she found me also coz i kept all this under wraps coz i am secretive. nobody here knew about this or him i reckon so idk how she would about us.
Women do the same thing. Probably well over 12 months ago now I got a phone call out the blue and on the other end I heard this creaky voice ask me if I was shagging his Mrs. No I said and who the fuck are you. I'm bla blas husband to which I said ohhh fuckinel in that case yes but as far as I'm aware she's single. I then had to deal with a blubbering mess that I felt for because I've had this done to me. Strangely I never seen her again. Silly cow "
it's just shit. did she not even contact you to apologise?
i felt a bit sorry for her until she started trying to guilt trip me by going on about their kids having no dad then i just thought fuck off. i've been a single parent myself and know it's not that bad and it's better for the kids not to have miserable parents so stopped caring then. |
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"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
you been the doctors? i've got a frozen shoulder, had it for over a week now, painkillers are only helping coz i'm using them to get high.
Yep, been given naproxen.
Been told to move around to help it. I walk anywhere and I'm in agony afterwards.
I cough or sneeze and the spasm of pain that goes through my back is excruciating.
I honestly don't remember childbirth being this painful or debilitating "
The doc told me to take 1 naproxen and two paracetamol when I was in pain a year ago. Obviously ask your GP but it took the day to day pain away and just left a "niggle" that I could deal with. |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"i bought 2 b-cup bras (from china so they should be small) but they are too big. not sure how small my tits are any more.
You have skinny tits
starting to think i have no tits lol. did just see a top on ebay saying 'i have no tits' and was thinking to get it. "
Save money. use duct tape. YW |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i bought 2 b-cup bras (from china so they should be small) but they are too big. not sure how small my tits are any more.
You have skinny tits
starting to think i have no tits lol. did just see a top on ebay saying 'i have no tits' and was thinking to get it.
Save money. use duct tape. YW "
i do like those crosses the models wear, ones that look like black tape. |
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"ooh here's my rant of rants.
when a fucking guy with baggage talks supposed shit to you for months, you finally meet him coz he seems alright (more than alright, he seems genuine, not full of shit, and fucking great), his wife finds out, she contacts you about meeting him and starts asking all kinds of personal stuff and he just leaves you to deal with this shit.
like wtaf?????
she's not my baggage i shouldn't be dealing with this at all. and he is a prick for leaving me to it. would love to know how she found me also coz i kept all this under wraps coz i am secretive. nobody here knew about this or him i reckon so idk how she would about us.
Women do the same thing. Probably well over 12 months ago now I got a phone call out the blue and on the other end I heard this creaky voice ask me if I was shagging his Mrs. No I said and who the fuck are you. I'm bla blas husband to which I said ohhh fuckinel in that case yes but as far as I'm aware she's single. I then had to deal with a blubbering mess that I felt for because I've had this done to me. Strangely I never seen her again. Silly cow
it's just shit. did she not even contact you to apologise?
i felt a bit sorry for her until she started trying to guilt trip me by going on about their kids having no dad then i just thought fuck off. i've been a single parent myself and know it's not that bad and it's better for the kids not to have miserable parents so stopped caring then."
She may have tried i don't know. I blocked her on everything and cut her out my life. It's how I deel with people for my own good. Lie to me 1s about anything and your gone no discussion. |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"ooh here's my rant of rants.
when a fucking guy with baggage talks supposed shit to you for months, you finally meet him coz he seems alright (more than alright, he seems genuine, not full of shit, and fucking great), his wife finds out, she contacts you about meeting him and starts asking all kinds of personal stuff and he just leaves you to deal with this shit.
like wtaf?????
she's not my baggage i shouldn't be dealing with this at all. and he is a prick for leaving me to it. would love to know how she found me also coz i kept all this under wraps coz i am secretive. nobody here knew about this or him i reckon so idk how she would about us.
Women do the same thing. Probably well over 12 months ago now I got a phone call out the blue and on the other end I heard this creaky voice ask me if I was shagging his Mrs. No I said and who the fuck are you. I'm bla blas husband to which I said ohhh fuckinel in that case yes but as far as I'm aware she's single. I then had to deal with a blubbering mess that I felt for because I've had this done to me. Strangely I never seen her again. Silly cow
it's just shit. did she not even contact you to apologise?
i felt a bit sorry for her until she started trying to guilt trip me by going on about their kids having no dad then i just thought fuck off. i've been a single parent myself and know it's not that bad and it's better for the kids not to have miserable parents so stopped caring then.
She may have tried i don't know. I blocked her on everything and cut her out my life. It's how I deel with people for my own good. Lie to me 1s about anything and your gone no discussion."
yeah probably for the best. not even sure you can apologise for stuff like this really. they aren't sorry for anything except getting caught. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My rant begins...
Ok my rant is about stupid face supermarkets. Let's call this particular flavour Tescock. I have a fondness for the drinking of cider. Not just any cider mind. The marvel that is Cidre from Stella artois, glass bottle though. Tescock always used to stock this and it was cheap. They didn't do multiple of the bottles so individual bottles for 1.60. Anyhoo, last week when I ventured through the door with a skip in my step and a semi in my boxers I found the shelf was filled with fruity varieties, no apple.
I pulled aside one of Tescocks staff and asked where they kept the Cidre apple.
He declared thay thay has discontinued it in the store as the markets were changing and fruty ciders were the in thing. After getting over the shock I left the store heartbroken and flaccid.
I know why they do it but it's always my favourites "
Ordinarily this would get short shrift from me as I quite like a fruity cider
But
Way back before flavoured popcorn was a thing, Asda sold a banana popcorn that was a wonderful thing. Do they sell that now? Hell no.
Shops removing favourite items? Rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
"
Illnesseses are always a pain in the bum. Or back in your case. Rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooh here's my rant of rants.
when a fucking guy with baggage talks supposed shit to you for months, you finally meet him coz he seems alright (more than alright, he seems genuine, not full of shit, and fucking great), his wife finds out, she contacts you about meeting him and starts asking all kinds of personal stuff and he just leaves you to deal with this shit.
like wtaf?????
she's not my baggage i shouldn't be dealing with this at all. and he is a prick for leaving me to it. would love to know how she found me also coz i kept all this under wraps coz i am secretive. nobody here knew about this or him i reckon so idk how she would about us.
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Other people's lack of discretion leading to unwanted crap? Rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm off for 2 weeks, so obviously I've pulled a muscle in my shoulder, got a throat infection and woke up with a cold sore.
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That sounds like quite an intense 2 weeks off if you've managed all those 
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've got three rants already, surprising seeing as it's so early
Rant number one-the job I went for an interview for yesterday (went really well) I probably won't be able to take because the pay decrease is too much. Pissed off because it's much more sociable hours, much more local, and a lot less physically demanding !
Rant number two-my sister has blocked me, myself and my children on all forms of social media because my daughter called her a copycat for getting the same haircut as her. Wtf?! 
Rant number three-oh where do I even begin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've got three rants already, surprising seeing as it's so early
Rant number one-the job I went for an interview for yesterday (went really well) I probably won't be able to take because the pay decrease is too much. Pissed off because it's much more sociable hours, much more local, and a lot less physically demanding !
Rant number two-my sister has blocked me, myself and my children on all forms of social media because my daughter called her a copycat for getting the same haircut as her. Wtf?!
Rant number three-oh where do I even begin "
Would those benefits outweigh the drop in salary? Health and being able to have time for others would bring their own rewards. If not, did you know this before going for an interview?
Ridiculous social media blocking? Rant approved
Rant with no details? Denied |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got three rants already, surprising seeing as it's so early
Rant number one-the job I went for an interview for yesterday (went really well) I probably won't be able to take because the pay decrease is too much. Pissed off because it's much more sociable hours, much more local, and a lot less physically demanding !
Rant number two-my sister has blocked me, myself and my children on all forms of social media because my daughter called her a copycat for getting the same haircut as her. Wtf?!
Rant number three-oh where do I even begin
Would those benefits outweigh the drop in salary? Health and being able to have time for others would bring their own rewards. If not, did you know this before going for an interview?
Ridiculous social media blocking? Rant approved
Rant with no details? Denied "
I'm starting to think they would 
As for no details, I'm off to work now but rest assured, I shall be back later to fill you in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanted some extra sleep this morning but fat chance! Bloody chickens making a racket, then the road sweeper cleaning my street, car doors slamming, my dog chomping on her rawhide bone and an International phone call that got me out of bed for no reason.
Grrrrrr umpy now, need a shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok one thing that really pisses me off.
Today while driving my bus around a shit hole area two chavvy waynetta type women get with 3 bairns in tow and another in a pram (top money pram btw).
One starts to regale her mate how she's going down to the social as she hasn't been "paid" this week.
FFS you get paid after doing a job not sat on your arse watching TV and smoking Richmond's.
What you get my dear scummy mummy is benefits that I and other working folk earn for you!
Ahhh and breathe.
Frustrating terminology usage? Rant approved "
Rant on approving a rant calling a benefit claimant scummy when her story is unknown and only assumed! Disgusting and judgemental. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
"
No it's not (for most) but fortunately doesn't last 3 weeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My rant begins...
Ok my rant is about stupid face supermarkets. Let's call this particular flavour Tescock. I have a fondness for the drinking of cider. Not just any cider mind. The marvel that is Cidre from Stella artois, glass bottle though. Tescock always used to stock this and it was cheap. They didn't do multiple of the bottles so individual bottles for 1.60. Anyhoo, last week when I ventured through the door with a skip in my step and a semi in my boxers I found the shelf was filled with fruity varieties, no apple.
I pulled aside one of Tescocks staff and asked where they kept the Cidre apple.
He declared thay thay has discontinued it in the store as the markets were changing and fruty ciders were the in thing. After getting over the shock I left the store heartbroken and flaccid.
I know why they do it but it's always my favourites
Ordinarily this would get short shrift from me as I quite like a fruity cider
But
Way back before flavoured popcorn was a thing, Asda sold a banana popcorn that was a wonderful thing. Do they sell that now? Hell no.
Shops removing favourite items? Rant approved "
Sometimes it's the manufacturer. My fave green and black dark choc had cherries in it. They stopped making it |
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"I've got three rants already, surprising seeing as it's so early
Rant number one-the job I went for an interview for yesterday (went really well) I probably won't be able to take because the pay decrease is too much. Pissed off because it's much more sociable hours, much more local, and a lot less physically demanding !
Rant number two-my sister has blocked me, myself and my children on all forms of social media because my daughter called her a copycat for getting the same haircut as her. Wtf?!
Rant number three-oh where do I even begin
Would those benefits outweigh the drop in salary? Health and being able to have time for others would bring their own rewards. If not, did you know this before going for an interview?
Ridiculous social media blocking? Rant approved
Rant with no details? Denied "
Rant 2 - her time of the month? |
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"I wanted some extra sleep this morning but fat chance! Bloody chickens making a racket, then the road sweeper cleaning my street, car doors slamming, my dog chomping on her rawhide bone and an International phone call that got me out of bed for no reason.
Grrrrrr umpy now, need a shag "
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I have been crammed on a train in to London, which was a good warm up for the tube journey. I couldn't get anywhere near the doors for the first two that came along but a little body lube and and a running start got me squeezed on to the third, where I spent a pleasant 20 minutes with my face pressed against a door that very so often would slowly slide open and then close again.
The joy of public transport in the mornings!! |
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Idiots!
People are either incapable or reluctant to do what they are paid and trained to do! Leaving it to me to sort out while they swat blame away and slither away back into their holes.
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No rants here
Yet......
I'm still at home lounging around drinking coffee in bed and loving life
But fairly soon I have to go outside - where all the cuntiness is 
To work where the majority are REALLY stupid and a little odd ...
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"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
you been the doctors? i've got a frozen shoulder, had it for over a week now, painkillers are only helping coz i'm using them to get high.
Yep, been given naproxen.
Been told to move around to help it. I walk anywhere and I'm in agony afterwards.
I cough or sneeze and the spasm of pain that goes through my back is excruciating.
I honestly don't remember childbirth being this painful or debilitating
they give you a shit ton of stronger drugs for childbirth, that's why. i'm on naproxen too, taking more than they said i should but they don't work for long enough and i'm not having stomach pains so think it's ok.
bladey reminded me not to take too many co-codamol coz of the paracetamol in them but i honestly think most prescription drugs don't last long, maybe 30 mins for really bad pain.
what's causing it, do you know? i have arthritis so also using ibrurofen and that helps a little, but none of them work enough or for long.
I seem to get a bad back every few years. The last time was about three or four years ago on Christmas Day.
It just doesn't seem to be getting better this time. Childbirth doesn't last for three weeks.
I'm going to try and get some sleep. Night and thanks for letting me rant, it's helped xxx
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Have you tried a chiropractor? Hurts like hell but usually gets to the root of the problem if it's a long term thing x |
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"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
"
1 natural, 2 emergency CS
Last year had surgery on my back.
I'm with you on back pain xx |
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"I'm hungry and whiny, not really ranty though
I'm getting a feeling of Déjà vu
Hehe I'm always whiny when I'm hungry! 
Yes... I noticed "
I have chocolate hobnobs though |
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"I'm hungry and whiny, not really ranty though
I'm getting a feeling of Déjà vu
Hehe I'm always whiny when I'm hungry!
Yes... I noticed
I have chocolate hobnobs though "
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"Ok one thing that really pisses me off.
Today while driving my bus around a shit hole area two chavvy waynetta type women get with 3 bairns in tow and another in a pram (top money pram btw).
One starts to regale her mate how she's going down to the social as she hasn't been "paid" this week.
FFS you get paid after doing a job not sat on your arse watching TV and smoking Richmond's.
What you get my dear scummy mummy is benefits that I and other working folk earn for you!
Ahhh and breathe.
Frustrating terminology usage? Rant approved
Rant on approving a rant calling a benefit claimant scummy when her story is unknown and only assumed! Disgusting and judgemental."
The rant revolved around the incorrect use of the term 'paid'
While I have sympathy with your rant, it is ranting at the wrong thing. Denied |
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"ahhhh you know what - yesterday i had a little rant and saved it - god knows if i can remember what it was now
That's rant worthy not remembering the rant "
isnt it just - |
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"I have been crammed on a train in to London, which was a good warm up for the tube journey. I couldn't get anywhere near the doors for the first two that came along but a little body lube and and a running start got me squeezed on to the third, where I spent a pleasant 20 minutes with my face pressed against a door that very so often would slowly slide open and then close again.
The joy of public transport in the mornings!! "
It amazes me how many walkable journeys are taken on the Tube.
But I've been there and experienced the joys - approved |
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"Idiots!
People are either incapable or reluctant to do what they are paid and trained to do! Leaving it to me to sort out while they swat blame away and slither away back into their holes.
Mark my words idiot! Your time WILL come! "
Lazy workers? Approved |
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"I've had a bad back for three weeks now.
It's getting on my fucking nerves now.
Any woman who complains about childbirth is a wuss.
Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to back pain.
you been the doctors? i've got a frozen shoulder, had it for over a week now, painkillers are only helping coz i'm using them to get high.
Yep, been given naproxen.
Been told to move around to help it. I walk anywhere and I'm in agony afterwards.
I cough or sneeze and the spasm of pain that goes through my back is excruciating.
I honestly don't remember childbirth being this painful or debilitating
they give you a shit ton of stronger drugs for childbirth, that's why. i'm on naproxen too, taking more than they said i should but they don't work for long enough and i'm not having stomach pains so think it's ok.
bladey reminded me not to take too many co-codamol coz of the paracetamol in them but i honestly think most prescription drugs don't last long, maybe 30 mins for really bad pain.
what's causing it, do you know? i have arthritis so also using ibrurofen and that helps a little, but none of them work enough or for long.
I seem to get a bad back every few years. The last time was about three or four years ago on Christmas Day.
It just doesn't seem to be getting better this time. Childbirth doesn't last for three weeks.
I'm going to try and get some sleep. Night and thanks for letting me rant, it's helped xxx
Have you tried a chiropractor? Hurts like hell but usually gets to the root of the problem if it's a long term thing x"
I might have to look into seeing a chiropractor. It seems to happen every few years. The first time was when I was 20 and stepped off the kerb to let a woman with a pram get by, I jolted my back and since then it occasionally plays up.
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"I've had no punishment for almost 2 months
That's disgraceful - you need a white knight to come and rectify that.
Approved and coming on my noble steed very soon to rectify
FTFY
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"Ok one thing that really pisses me off.
Today while driving my bus around a shit hole area two chavvy waynetta type women get with 3 bairns in tow and another in a pram (top money pram btw).
One starts to regale her mate how she's going down to the social as she hasn't been "paid" this week.
FFS you get paid after doing a job not sat on your arse watching TV and smoking Richmond's.
What you get my dear scummy mummy is benefits that I and other working folk earn for you!
Ahhh and breathe.
Frustrating terminology usage? Rant approved
Rant on approving a rant calling a benefit claimant scummy when her story is unknown and only assumed! Disgusting and judgemental.
The rant revolved around the incorrect use of the term 'paid'
While I have sympathy with your rant, it is ranting at the wrong thing. Denied "
Actually when you consider the simplest definition of the verb to pay is the transferrence of money, then you're wrong nerrrr . It is a term used by benefit agencies eg "your child benefit will be paid into your account".
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"Ok one thing that really pisses me off.
Today while driving my bus around a shit hole area two chavvy waynetta type women get with 3 bairns in tow and another in a pram (top money pram btw).
One starts to regale her mate how she's going down to the social as she hasn't been "paid" this week.
FFS you get paid after doing a job not sat on your arse watching TV and smoking Richmond's.
What you get my dear scummy mummy is benefits that I and other working folk earn for you!
Ahhh and breathe.
Frustrating terminology usage? Rant approved
Rant on approving a rant calling a benefit claimant scummy when her story is unknown and only assumed! Disgusting and judgemental.
The rant revolved around the incorrect use of the term 'paid'
While I have sympathy with your rant, it is ranting at the wrong thing. Denied
Actually when you consider the simplest definition of the verb to pay is the transferrence of money, then you're wrong nerrrr . It is a term used by benefit agencies eg "your child benefit will be paid into your account".
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Rant therefore approved (even though i actually meant to rant at the original post  ) |
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"Ok one thing that really pisses me off.
Today while driving my bus around a shit hole area two chavvy waynetta type women get with 3 bairns in tow and another in a pram (top money pram btw).
One starts to regale her mate how she's going down to the social as she hasn't been "paid" this week.
FFS you get paid after doing a job not sat on your arse watching TV and smoking Richmond's.
What you get my dear scummy mummy is benefits that I and other working folk earn for you!
Ahhh and breathe.
Frustrating terminology usage? Rant approved
Rant on approving a rant calling a benefit claimant scummy when her story is unknown and only assumed! Disgusting and judgemental.
The rant revolved around the incorrect use of the term 'paid'
While I have sympathy with your rant, it is ranting at the wrong thing. Denied
Actually when you consider the simplest definition of the verb to pay is the transferrence of money, then you're wrong nerrrr . It is a term used by benefit agencies eg "your child benefit will be paid into your account".
Rant therefore approved (even though i actually meant to rant at the original post )"
I like your perseverance here and I'm going to approve based on pluck and moxie |
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"Ok one thing that really pisses me off.
Today while driving my bus around a shit hole area two chavvy waynetta type women get with 3 bairns in tow and another in a pram (top money pram btw).
One starts to regale her mate how she's going down to the social as she hasn't been "paid" this week.
FFS you get paid after doing a job not sat on your arse watching TV and smoking Richmond's.
What you get my dear scummy mummy is benefits that I and other working folk earn for you!
Ahhh and breathe.
Frustrating terminology usage? Rant approved
Rant on approving a rant calling a benefit claimant scummy when her story is unknown and only assumed! Disgusting and judgemental.
The rant revolved around the incorrect use of the term 'paid'
While I have sympathy with your rant, it is ranting at the wrong thing. Denied
Actually when you consider the simplest definition of the verb to pay is the transferrence of money, then you're wrong nerrrr . It is a term used by benefit agencies eg "your child benefit will be paid into your account".
Rant therefore approved (even though i actually meant to rant at the original post )
I like your perseverance here and I'm going to approve based on pluck and moxie "
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An irritant more than a rant - the spelling of the prefix non as none. I'm seeing it in an ever increasing amount. Does anyone pronounce it as none so hence the spelling? Otherwise non is phonetically n.o.n.
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"I have been crammed on a train in to London, which was a good warm up for the tube journey. I couldn't get anywhere near the doors for the first two that came along but a little body lube and and a running start got me squeezed on to the third, where I spent a pleasant 20 minutes with my face pressed against a door that very so often would slowly slide open and then close again.
The joy of public transport in the mornings!! "
On the train home again now so should be in the pub by 2:15....
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Selfish boys. Yes I'm a top, yes I'm a Domme but I like to be pleasured too. Coming to me with strap-on demands, wanting their kinks sorted and arse filled. People pay me good money for that. In my private life, I'm expect a better return.
Rant over. |
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Why do I see most women want a dominant man? 'Im a sub'. I'd like to read a profile once in a while say how involved she'd get in the bedroom with me, rather than I get the impression I'm going to be doing all the work to get her off and myself. I'm starting to look at this MrGrey fantasy woman have, as another way to be a lazy sod in the bed.
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"Why do I see most women want a dominant man? 'Im a sub'. I'd like to read a profile once in a while say how involved she'd get in the bedroom with me, rather than I get the impression I'm going to be doing all the work to get her off and myself. I'm starting to look at this MrGrey fantasy woman have, as another way to be a lazy sod in the bed.
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"Why do I see most women want a dominant man? 'Im a sub'. I'd like to read a profile once in a while say how involved she'd get in the bedroom with me, rather than I get the impression I'm going to be doing all the work to get her off and myself. I'm starting to look at this MrGrey fantasy woman have, as another way to be a lazy sod in the bed.
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Hang on I thought you like to be in control make your mind up |
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"Selfish boys. Yes I'm a top, yes I'm a Domme but I like to be pleasured too. Coming to me with strap-on demands, wanting their kinks sorted and arse filled. People pay me good money for that. In my private life, I'm expect a better return.
Rant over. "
Absolutely no need for that. A happy Domme is a thing of wonder - approved |
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"I've got three rants already, surprising seeing as it's so early
Rant number one-the job I went for an interview for yesterday (went really well) I probably won't be able to take because the pay decrease is too much. Pissed off because it's much more sociable hours, much more local, and a lot less physically demanding !
Rant number two-my sister has blocked me, myself and my children on all forms of social media because my daughter called her a copycat for getting the same haircut as her. Wtf?!
Rant number three-oh where do I even begin
Would those benefits outweigh the drop in salary? Health and being able to have time for others would bring their own rewards. If not, did you know this before going for an interview?
Ridiculous social media blocking? Rant approved
Rant with no details? Denied
Rant 2 - her time of the month? "
It's been going on a while so I'm guessing not
Right, rant 3- my mum and uncle spending 3-4 years ignoring me when I point out that my lovely nan has got dementia. To the point where she now can't be left alone because she wanders off, calls the police, leaves the gas on....etc etc. Having finally managed to convince my mum that she needs to go into sheltered living/care home/something similar, it's all arranged for next week. In the meantime, all I'm getting is 'can you come to this meeting/phone this person/speak to this dr/come to London' about 5 times a day! Clearly I'm doing as much as I can while also working full time and looking after the family.... am I superwoman or something?! |
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People/person Who is a cunt. Who does what they want but continues to complain about £.
Who flips their shit when it's mentioned about cancelling plans which will involve a lot of £.
Mate. Take a hint. You're a cunt and the other person doesn't want to spend spend weekend with you.
Prick absolute prick. |
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I,m ranting because I went up the shop just now and the man serving asked if I needed some assistance to put my goodies in the bags. I know I,m pushing on a bit but I,m not quite an old dear yet....rant, rant
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"People/person Who is a cunt. Who does what they want but continues to complain about £.
Who flips their shit when it's mentioned about cancelling plans which will involve a lot of £.
Mate. Take a hint. You're a cunt and the other person doesn't want to spend spend weekend with you.
Prick absolute prick."
Yes he's a cunt |
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"People/person Who is a cunt. Who does what they want but continues to complain about £.
Who flips their shit when it's mentioned about cancelling plans which will involve a lot of £.
Mate. Take a hint. You're a cunt and the other person doesn't want to spend spend weekend with you.
Prick absolute prick."
Approved
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"I,m ranting because I went up the shop just now and the man serving asked if I needed some assistance to put my goodies in the bags. I know I,m pushing on a bit but I,m not quite an old dear yet....rant, rant
XXX"
Are you sure he didn't ask to empty his bags on your goodies?
Inappropriate helpfulness - approved |
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"I've got three rants already, surprising seeing as it's so early
Rant number one-the job I went for an interview for yesterday (went really well) I probably won't be able to take because the pay decrease is too much. Pissed off because it's much more sociable hours, much more local, and a lot less physically demanding !
Rant number two-my sister has blocked me, myself and my children on all forms of social media because my daughter called her a copycat for getting the same haircut as her. Wtf?!
Rant number three-oh where do I even begin
Would those benefits outweigh the drop in salary? Health and being able to have time for others would bring their own rewards. If not, did you know this before going for an interview?
Ridiculous social media blocking? Rant approved
Rant with no details? Denied
Rant 2 - her time of the month?
It's been going on a while so I'm guessing not
Right, rant 3- my mum and uncle spending 3-4 years ignoring me when I point out that my lovely nan has got dementia. To the point where she now can't be left alone because she wanders off, calls the police, leaves the gas on....etc etc. Having finally managed to convince my mum that she needs to go into sheltered living/care home/something similar, it's all arranged for next week. In the meantime, all I'm getting is 'can you come to this meeting/phone this person/speak to this dr/come to London' about 5 times a day! Clearly I'm doing as much as I can while also working full time and looking after the family.... am I superwoman or something?! "
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"Why do I see most women want a dominant man? 'Im a sub'. I'd like to read a profile once in a while say how involved she'd get in the bedroom with me, rather than I get the impression I'm going to be doing all the work to get her off and myself. I'm starting to look at this MrGrey fantasy woman have, as another way to be a lazy sod in the bed.
Hang on I thought you like to be in control make your mind up "
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"And now I am so infuriated I could cry.
Fucking prick. I need someone to take them out. Asshole.
This is my rifle this is my gun
This is for fighting this is for fun "
This place is getting a little tense.
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