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You men are in for a big surprise.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it your feminine penis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only if I bend over in the showers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe she's leaving.... again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're gonna show me your front bum?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Cool, I love surprises

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Is it your feminine penis?"

Hang on, I don't like all surprises

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm waiting!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What wood do I need to visit for my big surpise?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What wood do I need to visit for my big surpise?

Go for a walk in the woods?

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Oh god not another fanny pic in my inbox again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are really called Steve and in your pics you've tucked it out the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What wood do I need to visit for my big surpise?

Go for a walk in the woods? "

O.P location is far far away. Many woods inbetween me and there

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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I can't tell you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I'm eager to find out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it taste of marmite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You haven't been playing with the playdoh barber shop again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your front bum is actually a 9inch mutton dagger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are really called Steve and in your pics you've tucked it out the way

You'd be amazed what you can do if you tuck it away properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You men are in for a big surprise. So us woman are missing out here again ... Miss H . LOL

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

She has another profile under the name Conrack and is ploughing all the Women with her 9' strap on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She has another profile under the name Conrack and is ploughing all the Women with her 9' strap on"

She's busted

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By *atsun xxxMan over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Miss H

I do hope your not going to tap me on the shoulder again in the Q at Tesco

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can't tell you."

Louis Armstrong - We Have All The Time In The World

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMxRDTfzgpU

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it taste of marmite

Nobody forcing you to like it... some do, others dont.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is it going to surpise us ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She has another profile under the name Conrack and is ploughing all the Women with her 9' strap on"
wow she could be .... what a woman .

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I think I might have to forsake the surprise an have an early night

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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You men have been getting scraps for too long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this about the mail from admin saying single women have to meet every man who mails us, or we get ejected from the site?

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"You men have been getting scraps for too long "

Err I like scraps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it taste of marmite

Nobody forcing you to like it... some do, others dont. "

Calm down mymate, I didn't say anyone was forcing anything !

You obviously do

I don't

This is only our individual preferences and in no way meant to aggravate anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You men have been getting scraps for too long "
But us girls can do good things with scraps .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How long should we hold our collective manly breath?

Have you tipped off Santa, that we've all actually tried to be good this year, so we can expect something awesome?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it taste of marmite

Nobody forcing you to like it... some do, others dont.

Calm down mymate, I didn't say anyone was forcing anything !

You obviously do

I don't

This is only our individual preferences and in no way meant to aggravate anyone."

Calm as a cucumber here

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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I'm bored.

There is no surprise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You men have been getting scraps for too long "

Please say you are laying on yourself for a 5 course meal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You men have been getting scraps for too long

Please say you are laying on yourself for a 5 course meal

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Her nude body we can eat off as the plate ... fill it up with all sorts of food for a dinner party . lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm bored.

There is no surprise. "

Noooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No surprise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it taste of marmite

Nobody forcing you to like it... some do, others dont.

Calm down mymate, I didn't say anyone was forcing anything !

You obviously do

I don't

This is only our individual preferences and in no way meant to aggravate anyone.

Calm as a cucumber here

Marmite cucumber

I actually love twiglets, they have marmite on don't they?

Maybe I should give marmite another chance... it was 20 years ago after all

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Does it taste of marmite

Nobody forcing you to like it... some do, others dont.

Calm down mymate, I didn't say anyone was forcing anything !

You obviously do

I don't

This is only our individual preferences and in no way meant to aggravate anyone.

Calm as a cucumber here

Marmite cucumber

I actually love twiglets, they have marmite on don't they?

Maybe I should give marmite another chance... it was 20 years ago after all "

I love twiglets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No surprise here....

I'm too old and too far away...

But maybe I could park my bike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You men have been getting scraps for too long

Please say you are laying on yourself for a 5 course meal

Her nude body we can eat off as the plate ... fill it up with all sorts of food for a dinner party . lol"

Bad plan, the gravey goes all over the table cloth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it taste of marmite

Nobody forcing you to like it... some do, others dont.

Calm down mymate, I didn't say anyone was forcing anything !

You obviously do

I don't

This is only our individual preferences and in no way meant to aggravate anyone.

Calm as a cucumber here

Marmite cucumber

I actually love twiglets, they have marmite on don't they?

Maybe I should give marmite another chance... it was 20 years ago after all

I love twiglets"

Someone should make a twiglet flavour sex lube

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By *arinejakeMan over a year ago

essex

Was that it loll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marmite cucumber

I actually love twiglets, they have marmite on don't they?

Maybe I should give marmite another chance... it was 20 years ago after all "

It tastes very much like marmite, but crunchy

I also love twiglets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww... c'mon! Tell us what it is Dave!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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Ok.

Santa isn't real.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Awww... c'mon! Tell us what it is Dave!! "

You promised to never tell.

"It is Dave?"

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By *umyumyumMan over a year ago

Maybe Near

How does santa empty his sack then

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By *eviant DriverMan over a year ago

Roberttown

I'm in the wood and in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok.

Santa isn't real."

Oh yeah, who the fucks this then

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Ok.

Santa isn't real.

Oh yeah, who the fucks this then

Jims mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still here OP?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Still here OP?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Awww... c'mon! Tell us what it is Dave!!

You promised to never tell.

"It is Dave?""

I'm always late, so I prefer Dave ja vu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok.

Santa isn't real.

Oh yeah, who the fucks this then

Jims mum "

Explains a lot !

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"She has another profile under the name Conrack and is ploughing all the Women with her 9' strap on"

I just spat my gin out laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I the only person to be horrified at the use of a santa emoji in September??????

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Am I the only person to be horrified at the use of a santa emoji in September??????

Disgraceful.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm bored.

There is no surprise. "

Shame, and here's me holding my breath!

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Sir Prise. He was knighted for services to the (censored) by straightening out those which were not by bashing them on the nuts with a bible.

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