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You will always find me in the kitchen
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"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.
That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!"
Dance off? |
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over a year ago
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"I'm a single guy so I will just be following couples around but not bothering to talk to them! 
By the way, I'm in the Rhino suit, it's bloody hot!
Have you got the horn?  "
Sadly not, my ex cut it off and wears it round her neck as a trophy!! |
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"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.
That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!
Dance off? "
Challenge accepted. Have you got the moves though?
These snake hips come with a health warning! |
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"I'm a single guy so I will just be following couples around but not bothering to talk to them!
By the way, I'm in the Rhino suit, it's bloody hot!
Have you got the horn?
Sadly not, my ex cut it off and wears it round her neck as a trophy!! "
Shall I help you get it back? |
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"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.
That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!
Dance off?
Challenge accepted. Have you got the moves though?
These snake hips come with a health warning! "
Ha. You are going down pal |
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"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.
That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!
Dance off?
Challenge accepted. Have you got the moves though?
These snake hips come with a health warning!
Ha. You are going down pal"
would that be the forfeit?
You know me too well, this mouth is as good as my hips!! |
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"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.
That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!
Dance off?
Challenge accepted. Have you got the moves though?
These snake hips come with a health warning!
Ha. You are going down pal
would that be the forfeit?
You know me too well, this mouth is as good as my hips!!"
I stand by my previous comment. I've got the moves like Jagger |
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"I'm a single guy so I will just be following couples around but not bothering to talk to them!
By the way, I'm in the Rhino suit, it's bloody hot!
Have you got the horn?
Sadly not, my ex cut it off and wears it round her neck as a trophy!!
Shall I help you get it back?"
Well there's an offer I can't refuse... it your party after all ! |
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"I'm a single guy so I will just be following couples around but not bothering to talk to them!
By the way, I'm in the Rhino suit, it's bloody hot!
Have you got the horn?
Sadly not, my ex cut it off and wears it round her neck as a trophy!!
Shall I help you get it back?"
Well there's an offer I can't refuse... it your party after all ! |
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"I'm usually in the kitchen doing the washing up...I was going to say cleaning up after everyone but that has a different meaning at a swingers party.
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I love people like you cleaning up after me .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed 
I'm watching
I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves
Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn "
Yay! My "charms" aren't working on anyone else at the moment so I may have to consider becoming fab straight. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed
I'm watching
I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves
Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn
Yay! My "charms" aren't working on anyone else at the moment so I may have to consider becoming fab straight. "
If your becoming fab straight, would you like to dance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed
I'm watching
I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves
Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn
Yay! My "charms" aren't working on anyone else at the moment so I may have to consider becoming fab straight.
If your becoming fab straight, would you like to dance? "
If I Still have the energy when I emerge from under this pile of coats and find my penguin costume. ..sure why not? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
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I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed
I'm watching
I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves
Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn
Yay! My "charms" aren't working on anyone else at the moment so I may have to consider becoming fab straight.
If your becoming fab straight, would you like to dance?
If I Still have the energy when I emerge from under this pile of coats and find my penguin costume. ..sure why not? "
I'll help dig you out |
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"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.
That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!
Dance off?
Challenge accepted. Have you got the moves though?
These snake hips come with a health warning!
Ha. You are going down pal
would that be the forfeit?
You know me too well, this mouth is as good as my hips!!
I stand by my previous comment. I've got the moves like Jagger "
Gulp!! I'd love to see you bust your moves! |
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I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed
I'm watching
I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves
Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn
Yay! My "charms" aren't working on anyone else at the moment so I may have to consider becoming fab straight. "
You can try them on me  |
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I'll be sat on the sofa, watching the dancing wishing I had the courage to get up and join in and then looking at the merry group in then kitchen wondering whether I'll have the courage to go and talk to them  |
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"I'll be sat on the sofa, watching the dancing wishing I had the courage to get up and join in and then looking at the merry group in then kitchen wondering whether I'll have the courage to go and talk to them "
You could come outside and chat with me excuse the honey monster fancy dress |
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"I'll be sat on the sofa, watching the dancing wishing I had the courage to get up and join in and then looking at the merry group in then kitchen wondering whether I'll have the courage to go and talk to them
You could come outside and chat with me excuse the honey monster fancy dress "
Tell me about the honey mummy! (Hope you remember the advert, otherwise that is an inappropriate comment ) You could keep me warm as I'm bound to be wearing far too little having wanted to look sexy and not considered the weather. |
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"I'll be sat on the sofa, watching the dancing wishing I had the courage to get up and join in and then looking at the merry group in then kitchen wondering whether I'll have the courage to go and talk to them
You could come outside and chat with me excuse the honey monster fancy dress
Tell me about the honey mummy! (Hope you remember the advert, otherwise that is an inappropriate comment ) You could keep me warm as I'm bound to be wearing far too little having wanted to look sexy and not considered the weather."
I remember the advert and the honey is the lovely lady hosting this party  consider me your personal warmer  might even be room for 2 in this constume  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In your bedroom wanking into your underwear draw while Lacey rubs her fanny all over your pillows
Happy days.
Correctamundo 
I never wanted to be a pillow before."
I've never lusted for a pillow before |
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"In your bedroom wanking into your underwear draw while Lacey rubs her fanny all over your pillows
Happy days.
Correctamundo
I never wanted to be a pillow before.
I've never lusted for a pillow before "
Ooft |
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over a year ago
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"You'll find me looking for my drink as I put it down and can't remember where I left it!
You are only allowed 4 drinks.
Okay  "
Psst...I sneaked in a bottle of gin...sssshhhh. .. |
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"Somebody tried to pull my tail 
Someone stole my flippers
Someone's jizzed in her underwear draw
Err. ..that was you wasn't it? "
I knew there was someone at the keyhole...
Pervert.
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"Somebody tried to pull my tail
Someone stole my flippers
Someone's jizzed in her underwear draw
Err. ..that was you wasn't it?
I knew there was someone at the keyhole...
Pervert.
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I was under the coats. ..remember? ?? |
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I had a party two weeks ago and as always, the best stories and biggest laughs were coming from the kitchen.
Always the kitchen.
Incidentally, it's the room I avoided like the plague the following day! |
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