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You women are in for a big surprise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cool story bro'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yay! We can all go and get our coats. We've been relieved of duty.

Off you go OP. Save the day you charming devil you!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

You'll go far op

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By *assy but classyWoman over a year ago

A world of my own!

Can't wait lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seems not all schools have gone back yet...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has another village list an idiot.

I really cba...

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Yay! We can all go and get our coats. We've been relieved of duty.

Off you go OP. Save the day you charming devil you!

It would appear our work here is done.. we can do no more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better. "

Were you formerly known as The Slut Master on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Form a orderly queue starting with ladies on ho photos page 1 please and no rushing or pushing to the front now!,were all adults you'll get a turn haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm having a great time with the green arrow of truth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh the suspense is killing me, can't wait x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[profile removed by poster on 06/09/2017 17.38.13]

At last, a real man to shoulder the responsibilities

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better. "

Best way to the heart of a woman on Fab that mind. Feed them. Preferably cake, they like cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But if I dont go down to the woods today how will I get my big surprise?!??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So you've got something more then all the other male silhouettes eh

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

*Checks train times to Cunterbury*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excellent. I've opened my legs ready for you OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like his approach... ballsy

hahaha amused me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sadly I'm far to lazy to even want to find out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg is it David Beckham

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

And the green arrow just makes me go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But if I dont go down to the woods today how will I get my big surprise?!?? "

Go down on my wood instead??

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By *inaryGuyMan over a year ago

Near the River

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better. "

Thank you so very much - my cock needs a well earned rest! I'll send my list of gals who need servicing, I'm off to catch up on GOT!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone running a book on unlos ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better.

Were you formerly known as The Slut Master on here?"

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better.

Were you formerly known as The Slut Master on here?"

Slut hunter wasn't it

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"And the green arrow just makes me go

You to

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Quite frankly OP I'd rather have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better. "
"We're all doomed". If I had a hat I'd grab it and head away. Not looking good for any of us chaps from now on in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm rather happy with the 'scraps' as you say, I couldn't possibly handle you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the green arrow just makes me go

You to

Bet thats another few minutes of your life you will never get back..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems not all schools have gone back yet..."

Top shout hahahah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better.

Were you formerly known as The Slut Master on here?

Slut hunter wasn't it

Dunno, but he was definitely the master of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

possibly the best look at me thread today???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite frankly OP I'd rather have a wank

Snap!!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better.

Were you formerly known as The Slut Master on here?

Slut hunter wasn't it

Dunno, but he was definitely the master of me

Tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow OP, I'm even tempted to switch sides because you sound amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone running a book on unlos ?"

I'll give you 3/1 it happens inside a week.....

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Cool story bro'"

Sent this story to our cool story expert to check that it is indeed a cool story. The results came back negative it is not a cool story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone running a book on unlos ?

I'll give you 3/1 it happens inside a week....."

Put me down for 50. You're a credit to bookies everywhere

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

I have noticed the op and a lot of Women have gone quiet, I recon he is having a orgy as we speak,

Save some for the rest of us op don't ruin them all

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By *sThunderThighsWoman over a year ago

Toy Land

OP I feel your pain I'm to good looking too and deserve better treatment!! Lol

(See green arrow)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have noticed the op and a lot of Women have gone quiet, I recon he is having a orgy as we speak,

Save some for the rest of us op don't ruin them all "

Ah, but you must remember, we are mere "scraps" barely able to sustain the cake starved fabettes!

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By *aturelover2016Man over a year ago

London

I think what he really means is that he likes dressing as a bear and hanging out in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have noticed the op and a lot of Women have gone quiet, I recon he is having a orgy as we speak,

Save some for the rest of us op don't ruin them all "

I went down to the woods to get my big surprise... didnt happen... think OP was just kidding us all on... naughty sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better.

Were you formerly known as The Slut Master on here?

Slut hunter wasn't it

Dunno, but he was definitely the master of me

Tart

Slut you mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm kind of hoping it's IO.

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better. "

I can see them all rushing to you "Oh Conrack I do declare your my hero" **swoon**

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

Did I miss the bit where women filled his inbox?

Made unreasonable demands of his obvious talents?

Or did they all faint at his incredible good looks?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Who are you OP? I mean this thread has worked - I want to know what your previous usernames were.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP I feel your pain I'm to good looking too and deserve better treatment!! Lol

(See green arrow)

Surely the green arrow shows forum posts you contributed to.

Do you mean green tick?

Or am I missing something?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP I feel your pain I'm to good looking too and deserve better treatment!! Lol

(See green arrow)

Surely the green arrow shows forum posts you contributed to.

Do you mean green tick?

Or am I missing something?"

Nope. Spot on. Have a peek at the previous gems from the saviour of fab and you'll see what the above refers to.

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By *sThunderThighsWoman over a year ago

Toy Land

"OP I feel your pain I'm to good looking too and deserve better treatment!! Lol

(See green arrow)

Surely the green arrow shows forum posts you contributed to.

Do you mean green tick?

Or am I missing something?"

No I mean green arrow .. his last forum posts were headed . Something like "I'm too good looking" and "I deserve better" I may have been being a tad sparky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excellent. I've opened my legs ready for you OP"

If only I had known that this is all it took

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"OP I feel your pain I'm to good looking too and deserve better treatment!! Lol

(See green arrow)

Surely the green arrow shows forum posts you contributed to.

Do you mean green tick?

Or am I missing something?

Nope. Spot on. Have a peek at the previous gems from the saviour of fab and you'll see what the above refers to."

Saviour of Fab ?

Do we have another David Koresh on our hands ? he might be setting up a branch of Conrackians

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't see. You're in the dark

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By *unniebee1970Woman over a year ago

The Hive

Just. ....Ha ha.

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By *arciocialWoman over a year ago

Leicester

Oh scraps were amazing, used to go to the chippy all the time and ask for scraps... Then he started charging 5p... Way out of my budget

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh scraps were amazing, used to go to the chippy all the time and ask for scraps... Then he started charging 5p... Way out of my budget

Oooh now this was actually what popped in to my head when I read "scraps".... I want scraps now...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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About time a real man showed up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excellent. I've opened my legs ready for you OP

If only I had known that this is all it took

Only for the OP. Not for the scraps

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better. "

I agree, your silhouette pic is far more attractive than all the others

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I think I will change my name to scraplovingman

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Ok who was meant to be door security? Is there enough room for the ego or are we breaching fire hazards?

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By *G LanaTV/TS over a year ago

Gosport

I think you must have dropped so far behind that you've lost sight of the pack then OP. Mind you its probably easy for me to comment as I'm not joining in the race.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better. "

. I fuckin' love this place!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Form a orderly queue starting with ladies on ho photos page 1 please"

There's a ho photo page on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I for one love scraps and I can do so much with them ... and can turn them into something out of this world .

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By *arciocialWoman over a year ago

Leicester

"Oh scraps were amazing, used to go to the chippy all the time and ask for scraps... Then he started charging 5p... Way out of my budget

Oooh now this was actually what popped in to my head when I read "scraps".... I want scraps now... "

When I went to the Black Country museum they done ten and they were spot on... Kids these days don't know what they're missing out on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I for one love scraps and I can do so much with them ... and can turn them into something out of this world ."

I always wanted to be an astronaut

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Oh he's off again!

I'll just go grab a jumbo Fanta & a bucket of popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're disappointed in us aren't you OP? I just wish you were angry, it would hurt less

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I for one love scraps and I can do so much with them ... and can turn them into something out of this world .

I always wanted to be an astronaut

"
See I new some of you was out of this world ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't feed the troll people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't feed the troll people

But it's fun!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"Don't feed the troll people

The only thing the op is feeding on is all the poonanie that's being thrown at him

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I see zero evidence of his extraordinary claims

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what a dickhead!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't feed the troll people

The only thing the op is feeding on is all the poonanie that's being thrown at him

If I see evidence of said poonanie I may adopt this approach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better. "

Awww bless his little cotton socks! !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what a dickhead!!"

Dont hold back.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Don't feed the troll people

But it's fun!

I want to fuck the troll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger throwing my knickers off as we speak such a wonderful profile with awesome pictures,just told hubby to hold me down I'm so excited

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't feed the troll people

But it's fun!

I want to fuck the troll

I want to join you! I can't resist!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"Don't feed the troll people

The only thing the op is feeding on is all the poonanie that's being thrown at him

If I see evidence of said poonanie I may adopt this approach

To be honest I've thought it was a Woman for awhile now, A Man would of had some fake pictures up by now

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Don't feed the troll people

But it's fun!

I want to fuck the troll

Finally found someone your own height ?

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"what a dickhead!!"

The Im A Sparkly Whore! threads thata way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what a dickhead!!

Dont hold back.

That might be an declaration of being impressed. They might have seen it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better. "

I look around, and sometimes I think they get what they deserve.

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Omg is it David Beckham

I heard Fab is introducing compulsory voice recording introductions to profiles, Beckham is fucked then.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Don't feed the troll people

But it's fun!

I want to fuck the troll

Finally found someone your own height ?

Someone with a decent length penis

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

Is a troll like having a Gizmo? Don't get wet, no bright light and don't feed after midnight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP I feel your pain I'm to good looking too and deserve better treatment!! Lol

(See green arrow)

Surely the green arrow shows forum posts you contributed to.

Do you mean green tick?

Or am I missing something?

Nope. Spot on. Have a peek at the previous gems from the saviour of fab and you'll see what the above refers to."

Haha see what you mean now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP I feel your pain I'm to good looking too and deserve better treatment!! Lol

(See green arrow)

Surely the green arrow shows forum posts you contributed to.

Do you mean green tick?

Or am I missing something?

No I mean green arrow .. his last forum posts were headed . Something like "I'm too good looking" and "I deserve better" I may have been being a tad sparky

Thankyou,

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I look around and I don't see much competition. You've been feeding on scraps by the looks of it. You deserve better. "

Yep we do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still haven't had a message from the OP. I'm waiting for my surprise mister

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham