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Chuck Norris part 2 because he was too big for one thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris once decided to try to kick his own ass...just to prove once and for all that it couldn't be done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In the 1960s China experienced a mysterious population increase in the billions, it was later discovered that Chuck Norris spent a spring break there during the love wave of the 60s.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when God made adam and eve, chuck norris was there to round house kick them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Santa no longer exists, because Chuck Norris wanted the mince pies people leave out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris can text a roundhouse kick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the laws of physics, is built around chuck norris's round house kick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of your face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is it a bird, is it a plane. no its chuck norris's round house kick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris sunk Atlantis with an axe kick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris can taste sound

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris can win at scrabble, with numbers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a street named after Chuck Norris,but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Big Bang was a result of Chuck blocking his own roundhouse kick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris can put out a fire using petrol

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

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Chuck Norris doesn't message women on fab

They message him

Do I get a prize for the most unbelievable?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Death once had a near Chuck experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chuck Norris doesn't message women on fab

They message him

Do I get a prize for the most unbelievable?"

Chuck Norris, never reads the messages off all the ladies he just deletes them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris never calls the wrong phone number. Someone answered the wrong phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris knows if your fab straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across.

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