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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working as a chef i have to have a sharp tongue

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By *rightonCheekyMan over a year ago

Brighton

My wit followed by my Swiss Army knife

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

Fucked that up didn't I? It's tight arse innit?

Oh well. I'm rolling with it. ...oh I think I meant purse strings

*THIS* is why I don't start threads

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

My wit. Half the time it tells my tongue not to utter a word. My arse resembles blancmange, the least sharp of puddings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd probably say my wit. It can be a bit savage towards my work mates but they give as good as they get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gotta go with my arse always ripping my trousers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out of the three, my wit, but it's like a blunt chisel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

Fucked that up didn't I? It's tight arse innit?

Oh well. I'm rolling with it. ...oh I think I meant purse strings

*THIS* is why I don't start threads

That's still wrong isn't it? I give up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

Fucked that up didn't I? It's tight arse innit?

Oh well. I'm rolling with it. ...oh I think I meant purse strings

*THIS* is why I don't start threads

That's still wrong isn't it? I give up! "

Probably for the best dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My arse is sharp. That's something I've never said before. So I would rule that choice out.

My wit gets sharpened on here often. There's a few that keep me on my toes.

*Sadly my spelling isn't very sharp.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My mouth often works before my brain engages, before the tact switch on my head is flicked.

So I'd have to say my tongue, but my wit goes with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

Fucked that up didn't I? It's tight arse innit?

Oh well. I'm rolling with it. ...oh I think I meant purse strings

*THIS* is why I don't start threads

That's still wrong isn't it? I give up! "

Gotta be careful of those sharp purse strings

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Need to rethink this, thought it was a rimming thread...

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By *rightonCheekyMan over a year ago

Brighton

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

Fucked that up didn't I? It's tight arse innit?

Oh well. I'm rolling with it. ...oh I think I meant purse strings

*THIS* is why I don't start threads

That's still wrong isn't it? I give up! "

Quit while your ahead, or just get yer tits out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

Fucked that up didn't I? It's tight arse innit?

Oh well. I'm rolling with it. ...oh I think I meant purse strings

*THIS* is why I don't start threads

That's still wrong isn't it? I give up!

Quit while your ahead, or just get yer tits out

Fuck it. Best advice. Tits out

Oh and I like to think I don't have a sharp arse. ...seriously! Where was I going with that? ??

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I think my wit but could be my tongue.

Or my knives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wit is so sharp you don't even know you've been cut...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think my wit but could be my tongue.

Or my knives

It's definitely not my knives. ..they're blunt as fuck!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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What is wit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What is wit?"

Wasted on most. Appreciated by some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Need to rethink this, thought it was a rimming thread..."

I thought it was going to be about ceramic verse steel knives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wit, but it tends to be a quotation!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Need to rethink this, thought it was a rimming thread...

I thought it was going to be about ceramic verse steel knives

I'd actually like to know that if you have the answer. See comment above^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

Sharp arse? Eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Need to rethink this, thought it was a rimming thread...

I thought it was going to be about ceramic verse steel knives

I'd actually like to know that if you have the answer. See comment above^^"

What the doc said

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"What is wit?"

An excellent novel by Iain Banks if my autocorrect can be trusted. Which it can't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

Fucked that up didn't I? It's tight arse innit?

Oh well. I'm rolling with it. ...oh I think I meant purse strings

*THIS* is why I don't start threads

That's still wrong isn't it? I give up! "

I don't think i have a sharp any of those. I have a pretty sharp knife i peel spuds with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never heard the saying "sharp arse" so I googled it (my autocorrect changed it to "sharp ass") and of course, urban dictionary did not disappoint.

I can say that my ass is not sharp. My wit could be sharper. So probably my tongue.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"What is wit?

Wasted on most. Appreciated by some"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is wit?"

The keen perception and cleverly apt expression of those connections between ideas that awaken amusement and pleasure...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

My tongue ~ I bite it most of the time at situations but if I'm pushed enough...well..

My wit ~ I'd like to think I'm ok with quick quips but sometimes I end up looking a little silly

My arse ~ Certainly not!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is wit?"

Ye Olde English slang for a man's penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is wit?

Ye Olde English slang for a man's penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id say my tongue then closely followed by my wit

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

My tongue at times

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

Nun

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Wit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your tongue, your wit or your arse?

Fucked that up didn't I? It's tight arse innit?

Oh well. I'm rolling with it. ...oh I think I meant purse strings

*THIS* is why I don't start threads

That's still wrong isn't it? I give up! "

You could have said sense of style/the way you dress or your nails.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Well it's clearly not your wit, is it OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My arse could sharpen a pencil

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well it's clearly not your wit, is it OP?

Clearly not tonight. I blame being back at work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wit

My meets would disagree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nerves of steel, knob of butter so I'll try wit

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