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You mean your going to discharge the only part of your miserable existence capable of distracting you from hell of living on Teesside......
Sheeesh some people are never happy....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You mean your going to discharge the only part of your miserable existence capable of distracting you from hell of living on Teesside......
Sheeesh some people are never happy....
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Well part of the settlement will be,me keeping the knickers |
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"You mean your going to discharge the only part of your miserable existence capable of distracting you from hell of living on Teesside......
Sheeesh some people are never happy....
Well part of the settlement will be,me keeping the knickers "
According to rumour that's only one pair of well worn Marks and Spencer Nana knickers  |
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"You mean your going to discharge the only part of your miserable existence capable of distracting you from hell of living on Teesside......
Sheeesh some people are never happy....
Well part of the settlement will be,me keeping the knickers
According to rumour that's only one pair of well worn Marks and Spencer Nana knickers "
Nah you've always been jealous since you new I had a size 8 shoe....but don't worry I'll let you have that old M & S pair of knickers....put them away for you in anticipation  |
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I am sure you both have gender sensitive solicitors who will want you both to go to court each represented by a barrister and their junior. If one of you can't make it there will have to be further hearings. Fees will be about 150% of your combined assets but at least you will be able to thank the British legal system for resolving your position(s). |
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"I am sure you both have gender sensitive solicitors who will want you both to go to court each represented by a barrister and their junior. If one of you can't make it there will have to be further hearings. Fees will be about 150% of your combined assets but at least you will be able to thank the British legal system for resolving your position(s)."
Oh thanks for that you cheerful fucker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am sure you both have gender sensitive solicitors who will want you both to go to court each represented by a barrister and their junior. If one of you can't make it there will have to be further hearings. Fees will be about 150% of your combined assets but at least you will be able to thank the British legal system for resolving your position(s).
Oh thanks for that you cheerful fucker "
Haha... best thing I've read tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm thinking of ditching the Dominatrix bitch now I have a male profile...but!
Will the fecker want half my assets if I do?
Your thoughts "
What male profile? |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of ditching the Dominatrix bitch now I have a male profile...but!
Will the fecker want half my assets if I do?
Your thoughts
What male profile?"
Seconded. I am curious too! |
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