Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are you a pinky toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house tonight. Hahaha

By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Get your coat you've pulled lol x

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want to go halves on a bastard?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had someone once introduce themselfs and they followed with pleased to meet you, meat to please you

By *pikeyMan over a year ago

chester

If i said you had a great body, Would you hold it against me?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U in I

By *tmuMan over a year ago

hertfordshire

Your feet must be hurt cos you been running thru my dreams all night lool chessey lol

By *irty RascalMan over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

You owe me a drink

Why

Because I dropped mine when I saw you walk in

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That dress would look much better on my bedroom floor.