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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate,
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this chrming car,
This charming man......"
I would go out tonight. ..but I haven't got a stitch to wear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate,
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this chrming car,
This charming man......
I would go out tonight "
Damn you honey. ..beat me by a whisper  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate,
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this chrming car,
This charming man......
I would go out tonight. ..but I haven't got a stitch to wear"
Why pamper lifes' complexity,
When the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Lightweight! I've had a million JDs and I can still type!!
Deeply ashamed, will try harder "
Letting us d*unkards down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain "
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But.
I did send a pic of my hairy cunt to my fuck man earlier 
I want a fuck man. ..where do I get one? "
My one found me on an app on that popular social media site.
He practically begged me to meet him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive  A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had a big glass of wine and now I'm having another to fo with my ibuprofen.:: I'd say I'm looking hot in the bath "
Send me a pic of you in the bath.. |
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice "
Is it raining by you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But.
I did send a pic of my hairy cunt to my fuck man earlier
I want a fuck man. ..where do I get one?
My one found me on an app on that popular social media site.
He practically begged me to meet him. "
Hmm. I'm unfucked then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice
Is it raining by you? "
It's not raining here. I went out without a coat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice
Is it raining by you? "
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at
What the fuck.
Nope I don't fuck my pillow   "
You sure? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at
What the fuck.
Nope I don't fuck my pillow
You sure? "
Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning |
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice
Is it raining by you?
No"
Can I live there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a cut knee.
What the fuck is wrong with you woman! I have plasters in my handbag. True story.
I just don't drink often. Woops
Will you mend me?"
I'll lick you better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice
Is it raining by you?
No
Can I live there? "
I think there's room in one of the sheds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at
What the fuck.
Nope I don't fuck my pillow
You sure?
Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning"
Check the headboard. |
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice
Is it raining by you?
No
Can I live there?
I think there's room in one of the sheds "
That'll do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice
Is it raining by you?
No
Can I live there?
I think there's room in one of the sheds "
You have more than one shed? How posh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice
Is it raining by you?
No
Can I live there? "
It's a browd moonlit nicht nicht the nicht here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at
What the fuck.
Nope I don't fuck my pillow
You sure?
Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning
Check the headboard."
Nope never had to wash that either  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at
What the fuck.
Nope I don't fuck my pillow
You sure?
Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning
Check the headboard.
Nope never had to wash that either "
You are very funny and I have had too much wine also, that's how I managed to delete a post I hadn't even finished writing out!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice
Is it raining by you?
No
Can I live there?
I think there's room in one of the sheds
You have more than one shed? How posh "
We have 3..and a summer house. The bikes live in there though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at
What the fuck.
Nope I don't fuck my pillow
You sure?
Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning
Check the headboard.
Nope never had to wash that either
You are very funny and I have had too much wine also, that's how I managed to delete a post I hadn't even finished writing out!!!!"
Funny peculiar? Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr
Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?
Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain
That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice
Is it raining by you?
No
Can I live there?
I think there's room in one of the sheds
You have more than one shed? How posh
We have 3..and a summer house. The bikes live in there though "
Are you keen gardeners? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at
What the fuck.
Nope I don't fuck my pillow
You sure?
Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning
Check the headboard.
Nope never had to wash that either
You are very funny and I have had too much wine also, that's how I managed to delete a post I hadn't even finished writing out!!!!"
That's fat finger syndrome |
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