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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Give your job title a cryptic / more interesting name.

Mine would be... emergency compliance enforcer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Come on.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

King of the Rodeo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Word gapper

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By *ojos party boyMan  over a year ago

Merseyside

Night manager

Or sleeper of the desk lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Word gapper "

Space man haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Subsea Christmas tree designer

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land

Senior Pisser Offer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Professional gobshite

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By *ntriguedcouple7Couple  over a year ago

Surrey


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Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Microsoft NSA NHS

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Fun spoiler

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Intellectual overpaid and underworked repair man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge "

engineer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"King of the Rodeo "

cow farmer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

engineer "

Nah, that has to be Finance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A genuine one here. I couldn't believe it. I was one introduced to a bloke who described himself as a vision technician. So what did he do at the opticians you may ask? Nothing apart from clean their windows. Vision Technician - Window Cleaner. Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge "

Mystic Meg???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Give your job title a cryptic / more interesting name.

Mine would be... emergency compliance enforcer... "

police men or bailiff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Senior Pisser Offer"

housewife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

engineer "

Bingo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

engineer

Bingo"

i describe myself the same 1 point to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Horticultural engineer. I've always liked the sound of that, better than just being a gardener.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fun spoiler "

teacher

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

I was a Media Distribution Officer” back in the day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was a Media Distribution Officer” back in the day"

Paper boy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was a Media Distribution Officer” back in the day

Paper boy? "

damn beat me to it

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"I was a Media Distribution Officer” back in the day

Paper boy? "

good one

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By *ikstupp2Man  over a year ago

london

Personnel refusal administrator

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Word gapper

Space man haha "

Yeah, much better

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By *4gnumprMan  over a year ago

telford

purveyor of burntclay

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By *ornylittlesubWoman  over a year ago

Grangemouth

Human damage limitation and recovery expert!

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS  over a year ago

Larne


"King of the Rodeo "

Idle rich lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Human damage limitation and recovery expert! "

You have a fucking great arse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Human damage limitation and recovery expert!

You have a fucking great arse! "

airport security

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Human damage limitation and recovery expert! "

I'm thinking some kind of counselling professional. Though seeing that sexy booty makes me feel so much better

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By *ornylittlesubWoman  over a year ago

Grangemouth


"Human damage limitation and recovery expert!

I'm thinking some kind of counselling professional. Though seeing that sexy booty makes me feel so much better "

Just a plain old nurse....sounds way better other way though! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Carpet beautician....

Not me. But it’s a good one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Human damage limitation and recovery expert!

I'm thinking some kind of counselling professional. Though seeing that sexy booty makes me feel so much better

Just a plain old nurse....sounds way better other way though! lol "

No such thing as a plain old nurse, you all do great work regardless of what people think of the health system. I think if you were local I'd spend my life at Hull Royal Infirmary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Giver of new and valued information for him.

Person of compassion for her.

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm "The bloke who fixes stuff".

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

health care assistant - nickname is actually the hug machine -

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Personal looks rearranger x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"King of the Rodeo

cow farmer"

Nah, I prefer Cowgirl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Personal looks rearranger x "

MMA fighter?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Timelord

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"purveyor of burntclay"

Potter, cool.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Personal looks rearranger x

MMA fighter?"

lol I improve looks not make them worse x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chief operating officer of early morning replenishment shift.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Personal looks rearranger x

MMA fighter?

lol I improve looks not make them worse x "

Just checking

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

Challenger of bullshit excuses.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sanity provider

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lady with lollipop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sanity provider "

counselor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lady with lollipop. "

sweet shop lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Challenger of bullshit excuses."

judge

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By *xijenWoman  over a year ago

manchester

transporter of bombs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Timelord "

watch maker/repairer

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

A Superwoman

Trust me, it's what you have to be to do my job!

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By *irestorm 500Couple  over a year ago

coventry

Woman of all trades x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A Superwoman

Trust me, it's what you have to be to do my job! "

And me. They want blood out of me sometimes I swear!

Except I'd be Superman not woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Superhero

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Subsea Christmas tree designer"

Rings a bell from my past... high-pressure, deepwater sensor array ?

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By *rladytoyMan  over a year ago

bournemouth

Short term high risk investment analyst

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ejection technician, spoiler of fun and protecter of the intoxicated with occasional bouts of wrestling thrown in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Digital order

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"A Superwoman

Trust me, it's what you have to be to do my job! And me. They want blood out of me sometimes I swear!

Except I'd be Superman not woman "

Have you the outfit? You would look cute in it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A Superwoman

Trust me, it's what you have to be to do my job! And me. They want blood out of me sometimes I swear!

Except I'd be Superman not woman

Have you the outfit? You would look cute in it! "

I can sort that one out for you maybe

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By *inkyCouple1927Couple  over a year ago

Newcastle


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Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge "

Think I'm in the same profession as you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grim Reaper inhibitor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Compendium custodian

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

Detritus monitor

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By *wotrwuhCouple  over a year ago

NOT IN UK (Fuerteventura)

Feline arboreal extraction consultant. (retired).

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Gate monkey

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By *eautyandthegeekCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Robin Hood

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My title is power tool repair service tactician

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"A Superwoman

Trust me, it's what you have to be to do my job! And me. They want blood out of me sometimes I swear!

Except I'd be Superman not woman

Have you the outfit? You would look cute in it! I can sort that one out for you maybe "

Can't wait cutie..!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A Superwoman

Trust me, it's what you have to be to do my job! And me. They want blood out of me sometimes I swear!

Except I'd be Superman not woman

Have you the outfit? You would look cute in it! I can sort that one out for you maybe

Can't wait cutie..! "

Message me

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE


"Robin Hood "

Bloody Tax Person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Robin Hood

Bloody Tax Person "

Haha, probably

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fluffer

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By *eautyandthegeekCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Robin Hood

Bloody Tax Person "

I'm offended! Nothing of the sort!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beef Shifter Extraordinaire.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dream maker...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beef Shifter Extraordinaire. "

butcher

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alphabetical distributer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alphabetical distributer. "

yellow pages deliverer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't have a job, I,m going in the corner to sulk coz I can't join in XXX

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By *appy squirrelWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

professional smartass and undercover mad woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't have a job, I,m going in the corner to sulk coz I can't join in XXX

"

job seeker

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By *istalloverCouple  over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Professional bottle collector.

sounds much better than alcoholic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"professional smartass and undercover mad woman "

taxi driver

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

Jane of all trades and mistress of none...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vegetable killer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alphabetical distributer.

yellow pages deliverer "

Not quite. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alphabetical distributer.

yellow pages deliverer

Not quite. Lol"

Postie. Delivering letters

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By *appy squirrelWoman  over a year ago

Norwich


"professional smartass and undercover mad woman

taxi driver"

ha ha only very very occasionally lol

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By *nigmatic1Woman  over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Pre expiration specialist

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By *aelawMan  over a year ago

Paisley

Lego Builder of Doom

Too much?

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

The cunt with a spanner

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By *4gnumprMan  over a year ago

telford


"purveyor of burntclay

Potter, cool. "

Wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fire suppression agent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put stuff on plates and I'm an ocds with tan on my back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Applications engineers, my real work title, could be taken so many ways

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit buffering manager

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A person that solves problems you can't

See also: wizard, magician

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alphabetical distributer.

yellow pages deliverer

Not quite. Lol

Postie. Delivering letters"

Yay well done!

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Feeder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was a Media Distribution Officer” back in the day"

Me too. I did it mainly by bike. Sometimes on a horse and on foot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ropeular engineer and all things hanging....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pre expiration specialist "

Palliative nurse specialist?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Specialised hand holder and remover of pain x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grim Reaper inhibitor "

Again! Palliative nurse specialist?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grim Reaper inhibitor

Again! Palliative nurse specialist?"

Nearly! Ha xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Matman

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By *heeky_subCouple  over a year ago

northampton

Liaison shit checker...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beef Shifter Extraordinaire.

butcher "

Afraid not!

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Specialised hand holder and remover of pain x "

A mum?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Fluffer"

A dog groomer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Technology Advisor and bringer of shame to the none tech savvy.

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By *orny_MedicMan  over a year ago

Darwen

I'm a qualified bandage dispenser.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to be a Decorative Refinisher...(a painter & decorator)

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Locker upper and truck director

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Architect and custodian of the proliferation of archaic messageodial communicatary and flag errectory!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aider to the ignorant lost confused and those in need of help

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By *avedigger40Man  over a year ago

Harrietsham

I work with Large Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Specialised hand holder and remover of pain x

A mum?"

Yes!

Well that's my day job anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jack of all trades and master of none.

Bed knobs and broomsticks.

Ward Enforcer

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple  over a year ago

Barnsley

Cult interest overseer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Barking mad bite controller

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By *ornygolferMan  over a year ago

Hexham

Carbon dioxide removal and oxygen production manager

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I help enable others quality of life by playing with hairy smelly things .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hunt people and sell them to the government.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hunt people and sell them to the government. "

Bounty Hunter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A creatively pedagogue.

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