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By *aelawMan
over a year ago
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"A new pet.
As much as I would love to stroke a pussy Dr Evil style, I am allergic to them.
So...what can I have?
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I have heard that Ferrets can be fun. If kept clean and smell free......alas.....dont try an old tin of Lynx Africa (a present for Xmas years ago)....doesnt work....
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"Can't you get one of those hairless ones? A friend who's allergic owns one of those instead ... odd looking mind  "
They are ugly but I kinda want one.
Someone said they are expensive. I like odd looking things, have you seen my veris  |
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"A man.
You can stroke them. You can play with them. They give you lots of satisfaction (if you choose wisely)."
Nah men and dogs for that matter are hard work and smelly, just get a vibrator, you can stroke it, play with it and only needs feeding every few weeks, and it fits in your bag! and when your friends come round they'll love playing with it too  |
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"Can't you get one of those hairless ones? A friend who's allergic owns one of those instead ... odd looking mind
They are ugly but I kinda want one.
Someone said they are expensive. I like odd looking things, have you seen my veris "
They're amazing! Really attentive and like little hot water bottles. I want one! |
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