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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because they should eat rice but want a pasty

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By *itofamouthfullMan  over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire


"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

You don't look nasty, and I'm looking at you right now;)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because nice girls arent bad girls!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm extremely offended by this thread. It infers that married women are nice.

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By *ilent.KnightMan  over a year ago

Swindon

Nasty girls don't pick up our pants and make us cups of coffee ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm extremely offended by this thread. It infers that married women are nice. "

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I'm extremely offended by this thread. It infers that married women are nice. "

They are, the husbands say nice to them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I keep trying to marry nasty but they're having none of it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nasty girls don't pick up our pants and make us cups of coffee ..."

I don't like being mothered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your generalising.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marc calls me nasty sometimes, but I don't think its used in the same sense you mean...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

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Don't ask me, I'm a single nitwit.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Nasty girls don't pick up our pants and make us cups of coffee ..."

You will bring me coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm extremely offended by this thread. It infers that married women are nice. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cos us nice girls don't have sex with the lights on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

maybe other way round marry a nasty and want nice

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By *ilent.KnightMan  over a year ago

Swindon


"Nasty girls don't pick up our pants and make us cups of coffee ...

You will bring me coffee "

No proposal for you !

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Your generalising. "

Call down dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cos us nice girls don't have sex with the lights on. "

heehee some do

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Marc calls me nasty sometimes, but I don't think its used in the same sense you mean... "

Nasty

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Nasty girls don't pick up our pants and make us cups of coffee ...

You will bring me coffee

No proposal for you ! "

No. We can date first

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By *ilent.KnightMan  over a year ago

Swindon


"Nasty girls don't pick up our pants and make us cups of coffee ...

You will bring me coffee

No proposal for you !

No. We can date first "

Coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where's MissWilkes

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Nasty girls don't pick up our pants and make us cups of coffee ...

You will bring me coffee

No proposal for you !

No. We can date first

Coffee ?"

You can pay

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Where's MissWilkes "

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith

Let's not be gender specific; people change, that's all there is to it

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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I'm not married so am I nasty or nice?

Oh man...I'm nothing am I?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why are all the women on Fab nasty?

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

"

TBH on the whole I don't think they do!

Most men don't play away - it's just that many of the ones who do gravitate to sites like this.

Worth remembering that there are plenty of women playing away on fab too!

And I'm 'nice' actually - I just happen to have a higher than average sex drive!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Why are all the women on Fab nasty? "

Unless they are married then they are nice?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think I should have been more nasty...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not married so am I nasty or nice?

Oh man...I'm nothing am I? "

An unmarried woman over 30? Yep, I'd say your last sentence is just about correct.

(joking, obviously!)

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

TBH on the whole I don't think they do!

Most men don't play away - it's just that many of the ones who do gravitate to sites like this.

Worth remembering that there are plenty of women playing away on fab too!

And I'm 'nice' actually - I just happen to have a higher than average sex drive! "

Ok

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I think I should have been more nasty..."

Yes. Go to nasty class.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I'm not married so am I nasty or nice?

Oh man...I'm nothing am I?

An unmarried woman over 30? Yep, I'd say your last sentence is just about correct.

(joking, obviously!)"

Hello I'm nothing. Can we have sex? I'm probably average

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I think I should have been more nasty...

Yes. Go to nasty class."

Yes Miss.Honey

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I think I should have been more nasty...

Yes. Go to nasty class.

Yes Miss.Honey "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not married so am I nasty or nice?

Oh man...I'm nothing am I?

An unmarried woman over 30? Yep, I'd say your last sentence is just about correct.

(joking, obviously!)

Hello I'm nothing. Can we have sex? I'm probably mean."

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I should have been more nasty...

Yes. Go to nasty class."

I need this class.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because a nice women tends to regard sex as a lower priority in her life whereas a nasty one just wants fun!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

TBH on the whole I don't think they do!

Most men don't play away - it's just that many of the ones who do gravitate to sites like this.

Worth remembering that there are plenty of women playing away on fab too!

And I'm 'nice' actually - I just happen to have a higher than average sex drive! "

I don't know how serious this thread is. I've met equal amounts of pricks or nice folk from both sides in life. What you chase is what you like, married or not I'll say.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I'm not married so am I nasty or nice?

Oh man...I'm nothing am I?

An unmarried woman over 30? Yep, I'd say your last sentence is just about correct.

(joking, obviously!)

Hello I'm nothing. Can we have sex? I'm probably mean.

FIFY

"

Thanks.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

TBH on the whole I don't think they do!

Most men don't play away - it's just that many of the ones who do gravitate to sites like this.

Worth remembering that there are plenty of women playing away on fab too!

And I'm 'nice' actually - I just happen to have a higher than average sex drive!

I don't know how serious this thread is. I've met equal amounts of pricks or nice folk from both sides in life. What you chase is what you like, married or not I'll say. "

Any thread I do is rarely serious. Unless it is about food, I take that seriously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only the insecure compromise to that degree. Mrs Spice is every type of women I need. Chaka Khan had the right idea!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm extremely offended by this thread. It infers that married women are nice. "

Marry me and let's find out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm extremely offended by this thread. It infers that married women are nice.

Marry me and let's find out "

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I'm extremely offended by this thread. It infers that married women are nice.

Marry me and let's find out

"

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because mummy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being married to a prolapsed anus is no fun

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By *ooManyLegsCouple  over a year ago

West Wickham

Or why not have both? I do...

Nasty slut in the bedroom, housewife material outside of it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought I'd married nice, until I discovered she was a cheating cow.

Now, while I'm waiting to meet a properly nice girl, I might as well dally with ones, who honestly and openly play the field. (Prefer 'naughty' to nasty though).

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Because mummy."

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Go poly, mix it up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because the ones they class as 'nasty' are only good for one thing. And it ain't marriage

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By *owdyboy 890Man  over a year ago

Country West

Cause they like their breakfast in bed and what they get after xx

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Because the ones they class as 'nasty' are only good for one thing. And it ain't marriage

"

Such a charmer

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Why is it "nasty" to enjoy lots of sex?

I had lots of sex when I was married, I have lots of sex now, so was I "nasty" and married or just "nice" and horny

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Why is it "nasty" to enjoy lots of sex?

I had lots of sex when I was married, I have lots of sex now, so was I "nasty" and married or just "nice" and horny "

You were naughty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody hell how did I miss this

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By *rightonCheekyMan  over a year ago

Brighton

My ex wife was nice, I dated one girl since who was nasty, so I dumped her. I adore naughty ladies though and I'm lucky enough to know a few, what can I say I love women !! If I ever settle down again it will be with a very naughty girl that's for damn sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

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By *rightonCheekyMan  over a year ago

Brighton


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you. "

That's all well and good but what about gangbangs, orgies and assorted fuckery?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

That's all well and good but what about gangbangs, orgies and assorted fuckery? "

Yeah I'd have to get myself an ankle bracelets and be one of those hot wives, my husband would have to enjoy seeing me getting fucked by other men if he wanted orgies or group fun, I'm not a pack animal, I hunt alone, any other females involved and they'd be mauled to death.

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By *rightonCheekyMan  over a year ago

Brighton


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

That's all well and good but what about gangbangs, orgies and assorted fuckery?

Yeah I'd have to get myself an ankle bracelets and be one of those hot wives, my husband would have to enjoy seeing me getting fucked by other men if he wanted orgies or group fun, I'm not a pack animal, I hunt alone, any other females involved and they'd be mauled to death. "

Almost wife material then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell how did I miss this "

Epic.

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By *ilent.KnightMan  over a year ago

Swindon


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you. "

Half of fab is now down HS Samuals looking at rings !

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

Maybe they just let you think that's the case?

I might offend here but quite frankly I don't care. Most married men go for the polar opposite and sometimes thats a compliment!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm the perfect blend of nasty and nice, and I can't get a text back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men look for women on Asda, women look for men in Waitrose..

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own


"Because the ones they class as 'nasty' are only good for one thing. And it ain't marriage

"

Sadly I think there's some truth to that...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men look for women on Asda, women look for men in Waitrose.."

*updates location*

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By *xpandmyhorizonsMan  over a year ago

Co. Antrim


"I'm the perfect blend of nasty and nice, and I can't get a text back "

If I was closer I would text you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A shag is a shag.

Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

"

My wife is nice when she's nasty.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm the perfect blend of nasty and nice, and I can't get a text back

If I was closer I would text you "

Ah thanks

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you. "

You hear it from who? The fab "single men"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

You hear it from who? The fab "single men"

"

Yeah and the attached ones. I've been on here 7 years almost. Can you imagine the amount of threads that have been started by guys moaning about what they don't have at home and what they seek elsewhere.

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By *rbean69Man  over a year ago

Stroud

I have spoken to so many men who say that when they married their girlfriend, her personality immediately changed for the worse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I married neither, it turns out she's fucking mental, hid it well she did

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you. "

Yeah well would you still be saying you'd do the same things 5-10 years down the line when the things become a normality.

All the kinky sex or whatever pleasantries you might engage in won't solve being an actual dedicated couple.

You see blokes are simple folk and I'm sure women are but we just think differently. It's a real task to keep things together and very commendable.

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford

Who knows?

Generalisations are just that.

I personally have never wanted "nasty" in either context.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because nice girls arent bad girls! "

I beg to differ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not convinced even my husband would ever describe me as nice

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"I'm not convinced even my husband would ever describe me as nice "

For balance: "nice" is a good quality in an aged aunt, but again, I wouldn't look for that in a girlfriend or lover.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not convinced even my husband would ever describe me as nice

For balance: "nice" is a good quality in an aged aunt, but again, I wouldn't look for that in a girlfriend or lover. "

I look for 'nice' in anybody I want or have around me.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

Yeah well would you still be saying you'd do the same things 5-10 years down the line when the things become a normality.

All the kinky sex or whatever pleasantries you might engage in won't solve being an actual dedicated couple.

You see blokes are simple folk and I'm sure women are but we just think differently. It's a real task to keep things together and very commendable."

I recon to keep it together you have to have your own space, do your own thing within reason, then do the mundane things together and try and laugh and chat while doing them, staying together isn't about the great all consuming love, it's about being able to tolerate each other's quirks and taking that person for who they are, the minute you try to mould them to the way you think they should be is the moment you are both fucked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

Yeah well would you still be saying you'd do the same things 5-10 years down the line when the things become a normality.

All the kinky sex or whatever pleasantries you might engage in won't solve being an actual dedicated couple.

You see blokes are simple folk and I'm sure women are but we just think differently. It's a real task to keep things together and very commendable."

Well my likes and my kinks have been the same and developed more over the last 18 years.

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By *ungBlackTopMan  over a year ago

salford

......because there's sites like this for nasty...I mean who would want to introduce nasty to their moms.

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"......because there's sites like this for nasty...I mean who would want to introduce nasty to their moms."

Yeah but what about women who on the surface look like your average woman, do the school run, work, keep a home tidy but inside they're freaky!

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"I'm not convinced even my husband would ever describe me as nice

For balance: "nice" is a good quality in an aged aunt, but again, I wouldn't look for that in a girlfriend or lover.

I look for 'nice' in anybody I want or have around me. "

I appear to look for general sarcasm and a fondness for booze.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not convinced even my husband would ever describe me as nice

For balance: "nice" is a good quality in an aged aunt, but again, I wouldn't look for that in a girlfriend or lover.

I look for 'nice' in anybody I want or have around me.

I appear to look for general sarcasm and a fondness for booze. "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"......because there's sites like this for nasty...I mean who would want to introduce nasty to their moms."

That's assuming ladies fall into either category neatly.

I was once told by a male friend that his mum would love me, but so would his dad! Kinda sums me up perfectly

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By *heIcebreakersCouple  over a year ago

Cramlington


"I have spoken to so many men who say that when they married their girlfriend, her personality immediately changed for the worse"
I'm no expert, but I think men like that are usually to be avoided

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By *heIcebreakersCouple  over a year ago

Cramlington

The old cheeseburger and steak conundrum. Even when there's steak at home we'll settle for a cheeseburger.

I like death van cheeseburgers, with a warm can of diet on the side. I'm lucky though that I never forget I also have the finest steak when I want it....

there's no deeper meaning - we've all had a sneaky cheeseburger, and we all enjoy the theatre and the pleasure that is a decent steak.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"......because there's sites like this for nasty...I mean who would want to introduce nasty to their moms.

Yeah but what about women who on the surface look like your average woman, do the school run, work, keep a home tidy but inside they're freaky!"

Me!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

"

married nice ..she went nasty ... Then found a succession of nice nasty girl s...mmmm nice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Longevity vs short term gratification

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I married neither, it turns out she's fucking mental, hid it well she did "

Glad I wasn't the only one. New bird turned out all right though.

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you. "

They all say that, until the ring goes on the finger.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

"

She cooks good food?

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london


"I'm extremely offended by this thread. It infers that married women are nice. "

Don't be offended. Married women ain't nuce. Thats why they are so much fun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

They all say that, until the ring goes on the finger..... "

Yeah his fucking ring when I massage his prostate.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

I've been told I'm "too nice"

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By *easingTimMan  over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

"

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Because we want a nice woman to live with... but a nasty, naughty bitch to play with

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By *avedigger40Man  over a year ago

Harrietsham


"Marry nice but go looking for nasty?

"

I married nice that turned into bad nasty....

So I'd advise to never marry, and just "Slide Away" happily while having as much fun as possible along the way!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

They all say that, until the ring goes on the finger.....

Yeah his fucking ring when I massage his prostate. "

Nah, you miss the point miss wilkes joking or not. A proper relationship has so much work to build on. If I had a missus who likes sticking her finger up my ring that's fine, at the end of the day it's just a moment, that. But it's all the effort you invest in each other. Money and goods means nothing. Time is everything. We just need to all realise what we want ...

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

They all say that, until the ring goes on the finger.....

Yeah his fucking ring when I massage his prostate. "

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

They all say that, until the ring goes on the finger.....

Yeah his fucking ring when I massage his prostate. "

Easy to say that, when you're miles away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men look for women on Asda, women look for men in Waitrose..

*updates location* "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But you hear so many times that someone is perfect wife material but they won't do anal or get fucked from behind or even anything even a tiny bit kinky and guys say they were like it from the start.

How do relationships grow and progress all the way to marriage if the sex isn't awesome to start?

I'm perfect wife material, just saying! I can cook, I can clean, I can iron and I use starch, yes we'll have missionary sex with the lights off but I would push your head down there so you could slurp up your own semen as it dribbles out of me.

I'd go one step further as a wife, you come home from work and I'd have your food ready for you but I'd also run you a nice bath and when you're in the bath, I'd wash all your body and your cock, balls and bum hole. When you need a pee, I'd hold your willy for you and then suck your dick so you wouldn't even need to shake off the drips.

I'd let my husband fuck me in any of my holes cos that's what good wives do!

I'm wasted, wasted I tell you.

You hear it from who? The fab "single men"

Yeah and the attached ones. I've been on here 7 years almost. Can you imagine the amount of threads that have been started by guys moaning about what they don't have at home and what they seek elsewhere. "

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