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By *hechap OP Man over a year ago

Derry

What's long and hard with cum in it??

Cucumber.

See your dirty minds was thinking on something else.. tutt tut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's about 6 inches long, has a head on it, and usually gets women excited...........

A £50 note

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's cold, lomg, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's about 6 inches long, has a head on it, and usually gets women excited...........

A £50 note

Half a dozen, even better

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"What's cold, lomg, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers."

Omfg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's long & hard & Full of seaman?

A submarine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's long & hard & Full of seman?

The sock under my bed

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By *wisted2000Woman over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

"What's long & hard & Full of seman?

The sock under my bed

Lol ew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's long & hard & Full of seman?

The sock under my bed

Lol ew

Its the towels week off

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By *rbean69Man over a year ago

Stroud

What's long and hard and every Polish bride gets it on her wedding day?

A new surname.

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"What's long and hard with cum in it??

Cucumber.

See your dirty minds was thinking on something else.. tutt tut

Did you use a piping bag to get the cum inside it ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's about 6 inches long, has a head on it, and usually gets women excited...........

A £50 note

Also sounds like a rat!

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