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Some of the cheesiest chat up lines u have had in fab!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I could write a book on the chat up lines i see in chat all the time and it would be a best seller hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may have asked a lovely lady to rub suntan lotion on my balls today.

. That was a new one even for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I may have asked a lovely lady to rub suntan lotion on my balls today.

. That was a new one even for me. "

Hahahah

Ive offerd to make cheese on toast for one women...ended up having a meet happy days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'If you were a washing machine I'd put my dirty load in you'

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a cold and chest infection so guess what the boys are offering?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that a pitched tent in ur pants? Or are you just glad to see me ???? fair to say we shagged that night like rabbits in heat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this a chat up line? Can you suck cock so deep that you'd puke on my dick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got a message on here from a lass that said "You should come round to mine sometime and we can watch porn on my widescreen mirror"

if she wasn't 400 miles away I'd take her up on her offer

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By *dsindyTV/TS over a year ago

East Lancashire

Not exactly a cheesy chat up line......but had one guy message me to ask if he could drive up from Birmingham to "destroy my arse"

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By *erdyCoupleCouple over a year ago

telford

"How heavy is a polar bear? Big enough the break the ice" had this twice

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"I got a message on here from a lass that said "You should come round to mine sometime and we can watch porn on my widescreen mirror"

if she wasn't 400 miles away I'd take her up on her offer"

That may mean she's close to me, pm her name lol

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman over a year ago

essex just looking around

whats your favourite sandwich filling?, x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a cold and chest infection so guess what the boys are offering?

Is Vic there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in there tonight

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