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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Anyone else enjoy the part of the show where the guests come up with the most in appropriate comments to make at a given time?

Things you wouldn't like to hear.....

On holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ALLAH AKBAR!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Anyone else enjoy the part of the show where the guests come up with the most in appropriate comments to make at a given time?

Things you wouldn't like to hear.....

On holiday

"
hello lovely...xx

what i wouldnt like to hear on holiday..its gonna rain today

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The hotel photos were taken before the earthquake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The hotel your staying may not be completed yet but the view of the stars is great

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

Could you please refrain from using the pool until all the faeces has been removed

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Anyone else enjoy the part of the show where the guests come up with the most in appropriate comments to make at a given time?

Things you wouldn't like to hear.....

On holiday

Ahh you are guest! You are early I will get the maid to scrape the sheets immediately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ALLAH AKBAR!"

LOL!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't take any notice of the blood stains on the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good news the chef is back after recovering from food poisoning x

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

All inclusive means you should have all the vaccinations

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Don't worry it won't last long after a few days the vomiting will stop.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

There not mice droppings it's rats

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The toilets are broken here have a bucket

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The airport is only a stones throw away.. See.

The flights stop at 4am and start at 6 am

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

All stray dogs have been removed from the hotel grounds,

Other news Tonight's evening meal will meat themed,

Meat stew, Ribs, Kebabs and selection of meat dishes

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The red light? Oh, its nothing. The queues of men? We sell good coffee.

By the way, you did bring ear plugs didn't you?

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Yes the bus driver does suffer from vertigo but a few stiff brandies should calm his nerves for the descent

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

You did say wanted shared accommodations x

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Hello Son

(Fuck off I've flown all this way to have a break).

Hello Dad

(As above)

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

You did say it was just going to be the 2 of us, so why is your wife here x

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Yes the beach is only a stones throw from the hotel, 1000 feet straight down the cliff

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Of course there aren't any mice

The snakes ate them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jump in love, the waters lovely and warm

"Can't ..... I'm on the blob "

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

The toilets are broken .. but you can always take a dump or a piss on the beach in complete privacy

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Yes that is the mosque nextdoor

Call to prayer is at 4am

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