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Lounge Chat 28

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As you were troops

Chat about whatever your dear little hearts desire. The more the merrier unless you are an arsehole. Then you can do one.

Has anyone worked out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As you were troops

Chat about whatever your dear little hearts desire. The more the merrier unless you are an arsehole. Then you can do one.

Has anyone worked out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck?"

Aye I asked google! According to a Cornell publication, the answer is ~700 pounds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As you were troops

Chat about whatever your dear little hearts desire. The more the merrier unless you are an arsehole. Then you can do one.

Has anyone worked out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck?

Aye I asked google! According to a Cornell publication, the answer is ~700 pounds.

That's the end of that then

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

So no baboon pics then?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I'm waiting for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So no baboon pics then?

Noooooooo

Not those baboons

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes "

You're a special arsehole

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm already barred from anywhere worth going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

28 - bloody hell what a bunch of wafflers we are

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes

You're a special arsehole

Hairy?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes

You're a special arsehole

Hairy?

Like an ewok face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes

You're a special arsehole

Hairy?

Like an ewok face "

i was thinking chewbacca (sp?)

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Don't think I'm gonna last much longer. Sleep is calling.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Don't think I'm gonna last much longer. Sleep is calling."

Not yet, it's too early.

I'm having a bath in a bit and then popping my new pjs on

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Don't think I'm gonna last much longer. Sleep is calling."

Oh I think the pic I've just sent will keep you awake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't think I'm gonna last much longer. Sleep is calling."

go xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes

You're a special arsehole

Hairy?

Like an ewok face "

So if you bend over in front of me sans-pants... I'd see Wicket winking at me?!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes

You're a special arsehole

Hairy?

Like an ewok face

So if you bend over in front of me sans-pants... I'd see Wicket winking at me?!

Or wincing

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

There was a camel with the same name as Swing at the safari park

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. "

Is that who the pic reminds you of?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. "

and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time"

We seem to have become your Fab kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time

We seem to have become your Fab kids

i can handle that

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time"

I just gotta roll with the punches ain't I. If I get over tired I'm gonna take a new pic. It needs to be just so. I have a certain expression to make. Something very particular and passionate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time

I just gotta roll with the punches ain't I. If I get over tired I'm gonna take a new pic. It needs to be just so. I have a certain expression to make. Something very particular and passionate.

oh - the fucked look

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time

I just gotta roll with the punches ain't I. If I get over tired I'm gonna take a new pic. It needs to be just so. I have a certain expression to make. Something very particular and passionate.

oh - the fucked off look

Pretty much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time

I just gotta roll with the punches ain't I. If I get over tired I'm gonna take a new pic. It needs to be just so. I have a certain expression to make. Something very particular and passionate.

oh - the fucked off look

Pretty much "

my mind right in the gutter now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes

You're a special arsehole

Hairy?

Like an ewok face

So if you bend over in front of me sans-pants... I'd see Wicket winking at me?!

Or wincing "

Nah, you have pride in your arsehole don't you?

No hair there

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. "

Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode

All ok with the workmen?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode

She been n gone. Yes I'm awake, the dog went nuts.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode

All ok with the workmen?

One threatened to slap me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode

She been n gone. Yes I'm awake, the dog went nuts."

Howwwlllll

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode

All ok with the workmen?

One threatened to slap me

Say what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode

All ok with the workmen?

One threatened to slap me

Point him out

We'll set peachy on him

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode

All ok with the workmen?

One threatened to slap me

Say what?

I was being cheeky

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all.

Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode

All ok with the workmen?

One threatened to slap me

Say what?

I was being cheeky

I can't believe that

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Heating is on. Shower time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm being dragged out to a pub, with actual people in it. I may have to socialise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heating is on. Shower time "

heating ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner

Good lord woman it's 21.04

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner

*tuts* get some food in that lil belly sharpish!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner

Good lord woman it's 21.04

No one ever wants photos of me in a towel. I've been somewhat distracted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can a woodchuck actually chuck wood?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner

*tuts* get some food in that lil belly sharpish!

Bite me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Can a woodchuck actually chuck wood?"

Dark and twisty thing to ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner

Good lord woman it's 21.04

No one ever wants photos of me in a towel. I've been somewhat distracted. "

You have a pic in a towel I remember Swing doing the pic

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Oh wait we want something.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm being dragged out to a pub, with actual people in it. I may have to socialise

I hope you complained?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]"

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm being dragged out to a pub, with actual people in it. I may have to socialise

I hope you complained? "

I will be. I have to keep up with 18yo nieces

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Evening all just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Evening all just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello "

Bloody hell where've you been?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Evening all just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello

Bloody hell where've you been?

Waiting for rest of me to catch up to my tuts they entered quite a bit before me you know

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes

That camel one was top class

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner

Good lord woman it's 21.04

No one ever wants photos of me in a towel. I've been somewhat distracted.

You have a pic in a towel I remember Swing doing the pic

i remember the weekend photo challenge with towels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes

That camel one was top class

Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

I've done a fair bit the last 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you scroll the screen with that lot going on - sets my vertigo off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes

That camel one was top class

Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise."

Yay

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Evening all just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello

Bloody hell where've you been?

Waiting for rest of me to catch up to my tuts they entered quite a bit before me you know

Mine just get in the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can a woodchuck actually chuck wood?

Dark and twisty thing to ask

Well they say

"How much wood, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood"

So I'm wondering if said wood chuck is refusing or incapable

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes

That camel one was top class

Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise.

Yay

Good lord you've both got the same joke book

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes

That camel one was top class

Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise.

Yay

Good lord you've both got the same joke book

Hey! Swing can't help having exceptional wit too y'know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes

That camel one was top class

Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise.

Yay

Good lord you've both got the same joke book

"Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to roll

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes

That camel one was top class

Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise.

Yay

Good lord you've both got the same joke book

"Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy"

Told by sleazy men?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"[eye roll comment Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:51:42]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Apologies. Bath time is over and my bed beckons. I shall have to try and think up some new pics soon though...

Right! G'night you luvverly chatty fab folk. Catch ya tomorrow no doubt

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? "

Good evening Babs, as ever I'm looking out for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes

That camel one was top class

Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise.

Yay

Good lord you've both got the same joke book

"Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy"

Told by sleazy men?"

You know me too well

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Apologies. Bath time is over and my bed beckons. I shall have to try and think up some new pics soon though...

Right! G'night you luvverly chatty fab folk. Catch ya tomorrow no doubt

Goodnight

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? "

Impeccable timing that.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads

I hope you're doing a pic for Babs

The G3orgie fan club

There's not quite enough eye rolling there

Well I'm sure we can remedy that

I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too...

I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes

That camel one was top class

Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise.

Yay

Good lord you've both got the same joke book

"Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy"

Told by sleazy men?

You know me too well

You're my white knight definitely not sleazy

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

Impeccable timing that.

Couldn't have been timed better

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

Impeccable timing that.

Couldn't have been timed better

I can't imagine how it could have been

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Apologies. Bath time is over and my bed beckons. I shall have to try and think up some new pics soon though...

Right! G'night you luvverly chatty fab folk. Catch ya tomorrow no doubt

Give the other guys a change man

Night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That camel one was top class

Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise.

Yay

Good lord you've both got the same joke book

"Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy"

Told by sleazy men?

You know me too well

You're my white knight definitely not sleazy

Thank you baby cakes

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

Impeccable timing that.

Couldn't have been timed better

I can't imagine how it could have been

You're a bad bunch

poor fella will be traumatised!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

Impeccable timing that.

Couldn't have been timed better

I can't imagine how it could have been

You're a bad bunch

poor fella will be traumatised! "

Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

That camel one was top class

Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise.

Yay

Good lord you've both got the same joke book

"Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy"

Told by sleazy men?

You know me too well

You're my white knight definitely not sleazy

Thank you baby cakes

You're welcome cuddle bear

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

Impeccable timing that.

Couldn't have been timed better

I can't imagine how it could have been

You're a bad bunch

poor fella will be traumatised!

Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring

I think she needs a time out

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

Impeccable timing that.

Couldn't have been timed better

I can't imagine how it could have been

You're a bad bunch

poor fella will be traumatised!

Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring

I think she needs a time out "

. Time out on the ground with the white knight

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

Impeccable timing that.

Couldn't have been timed better

I can't imagine how it could have been

You're a bad bunch

poor fella will be traumatised!

Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring

I think she needs a time out

. Time out on the ground with the white knight

She's always on the ground. It's all that snogging

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Yeah, behave you lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeah, behave you lot"

Ok Morticia

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Yeah, behave you lot

Ok Morticia

Didn't you get the message?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

Impeccable timing that.

Couldn't have been timed better

I can't imagine how it could have been

You're a bad bunch

poor fella will be traumatised!

Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring

I think she needs a time out

. Time out on the ground with the white knight

She's always on the ground. It's all that snogging

She'll have sore lips.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

Impeccable timing that.

Couldn't have been timed better

I can't imagine how it could have been

You're a bad bunch

poor fella will be traumatised!

Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring

I think she needs a time out

. Time out on the ground with the white knight

She's always on the ground. It's all that snogging

She'll have sore lips."

Actually I end up with a sore chin, me and facial hair don't get on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling]

I like eye rolling

Damn! You got me at it now!

At what?

and

and more

What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs

Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on?

Impeccable timing that.

Couldn't have been timed better

I can't imagine how it could have been

You're a bad bunch

poor fella will be traumatised!

Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring

I think she needs a time out

. Time out on the ground with the white knight

She's always on the ground. It's all that snogging

She'll have sore lips.

Actually I end up with a sore chin, me and facial hair don't get on

oh ive just had a flashback - to many years ago - went to the pub after a session and his lips were rather bruised - that taught him to pull me to him

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Did you headbutt him on purpose nanna?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

28 threads and I don't think I have posted on one of them,

But I'm going to bed now so will leave it at that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you headbutt him on purpose nanna?"

his lips on my pubic bone - when he hit the spot made me move somewhat and he held me to him - his fault entirely - eveeryone took the mick out of him in the pub - me - i thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"28 threads and I don't think I have posted on one of them,

But I'm going to bed now so will leave it at that

ive posted on all

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Did you headbutt him on purpose nanna?

his lips on my pubic bone - when he hit the spot made me move somewhat and he held me to him - his fault entirely - eveeryone took the mick out of him in the pub - me - i thought it was funny

Love it, he got chuff punched

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you headbutt him on purpose nanna?

his lips on my pubic bone - when he hit the spot made me move somewhat and he held me to him - his fault entirely - eveeryone took the mick out of him in the pub - me - i thought it was funny

Love it, he got chuff punched

he did - purple was my fave colour back then as well

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Swiiiiiiiiing. Swiiiiiiiiiing.

It's getting close. I have pressure building

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Did you headbutt him on purpose nanna?

his lips on my pubic bone - when he hit the spot made me move somewhat and he held me to him - his fault entirely - eveeryone took the mick out of him in the pub - me - i thought it was funny

Love it, he got chuff punched

he did - purple was my fave colour back then as well

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Swiiiiiiiiing. Swiiiiiiiiiing.

It's getting close. I have pressure building

It's happening right now

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Oh hello!

Haven't noticed this thread before!

Is this where all the fab clique hang out then?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh hello!

Haven't noticed this thread before!

Is this where all the fab clique hang out then?

Well, I would say, the strange variety

We just talk shit and randomness

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Oh hello!

Haven't noticed this thread before!

Is this where all the fab clique hang out then?

Well, I would say, the strange variety

We just talk shit and randomness "

I'm great at shitting! I do it twice a day!!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh hello!

Haven't noticed this thread before!

Is this where all the fab clique hang out then?

Well, I would say, the strange variety

We just talk shit and randomness

I'm great at shitting! I do it twice a day!!

The post above yours just now about pressure building... that was me about to take a dump

my bowel moments are well documented in this chat

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Oh hello!

Haven't noticed this thread before!

Is this where all the fab clique hang out then?

Well, I would say, the strange variety

We just talk shit and randomness

I'm great at shitting! I do it twice a day!!

The post above yours just now about pressure building... that was me about to take a dump

my bowel moments are well documented in this chat

Really? We get to talk about our shits?

Awesome!!!

Mine are really chunky - I think they prepare me rather well for anal sex tbh! Only difference is it's a big thick thing going in instead of coming out (and it usually smells better!!

)

Is this where everybody barfs and bans me from the thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh hello!

Haven't noticed this thread before!

Is this where all the fab clique hang out then?

Well, I would say, the strange variety

We just talk shit and randomness

I'm great at shitting! I do it twice a day!!

The post above yours just now about pressure building... that was me about to take a dump

my bowel moments are well documented in this chat

Really? We get to talk about our shits?

Awesome!!!

Mine are really chunky - I think they prepare me rather well for anal sex tbh! Only difference is it's a big thick thing going in instead of coming out (and it usually smells better!!

)

Is this where everybody barfs and bans me from the thread?

No, It's all good. They've gone to bed and my main topic of conversation normally reverts back to poo quite regularly.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping "

Nah, i slept last night.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night. "

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night. "

Yeah same here!

Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly!

You finished your bedtime dump then Peach?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

That's coz the virtual experience isn't quite the same.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

Yeah same here!

Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly!

You finished your bedtime dump then Peach?

I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect.

I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! "

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

Yeah same here!

Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly!

You finished your bedtime dump then Peach?

I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect.

I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning"

Yeah happens to me occasionally - my flush is crap! The thick ones struggle to go down! I know I'm really weird though - because the first thought that springs to mind is 'great - bet I'm at least half a pound lighter now!'

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

Yeah same here!

Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly!

You finished your bedtime dump then Peach?

I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect.

I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning

That's totally not weird. Sometimes I can change a complete dress size from a good shit. It's epic.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!'

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

Yeah same here!

Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly!

You finished your bedtime dump then Peach?

I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect.

I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning

That's totally not weird. Sometimes I can change a complete dress size from a good shit. It's epic."

Ok you win! I'm knackered but you made me snigger! Must've been a hell of a dump!!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

Yeah same here!

Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly!

You finished your bedtime dump then Peach?

I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect.

I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning

That's totally not weird. Sometimes I can change a complete dress size from a good shit. It's epic.

Ok you win! I'm knackered but you made me snigger! Must've been a hell of a dump!!

I sometimes get quite backed up, I can't deny it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!'

Dont remember doing it with you last summer

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

Yeah same here!

Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly!

You finished your bedtime dump then Peach?

I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect.

I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning

That's totally not weird. Sometimes I can change a complete dress size from a good shit. It's epic.

Ok you win! I'm knackered but you made me snigger! Must've been a hell of a dump!!

I sometimes get quite backed up, I can't deny it.

I'm lucky! Twice a day, every day!

If I didn't I reckon I'd weigh about 20 stone with the amount of food I put back! I have a lot of 'good oils', fresh fruit and grains though - think that all helps!!

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!'

Dont remember doing it with you last summer

Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!'

Dont remember doing it with you last summer

Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair!

Oh, I highly doubt that

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!'

Dont remember doing it with you last summer

Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair!

Oh, I highly doubt that

You 2 have met

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!'

Dont remember doing it with you last summer

Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair!

Oh, I highly doubt that

Oh I'm frigid! I only joined fab for the forums!

And on that note - I REALLY need to try to sleep!

Night night lovely!

Night night Peach! Xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!'

Dont remember doing it with you last summer

Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair!

Oh, I highly doubt that

You 2 have met"

We have??

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!'

Dont remember doing it with you last summer

Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair!

Oh, I highly doubt that

You 2 have met

We have?? "

Yep. Manchester social.

Night

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!'

Dont remember doing it with you last summer

Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair!

Oh, I highly doubt that

You 2 have met

We have??

Yep. Manchester social.

Night

Night Hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cannot recall. I remember roughly 2 people I met who I didn't know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping

Nah, i slept last night.

I didn't

Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't

"Cant feel it yet"

I'm used to women saying that to me

Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help!

I shall try

thanks for the tip. Heard that too

You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!'

Dont remember doing it with you last summer

Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair!

Oh, I highly doubt that

You 2 have met

We have??

Yep. Manchester social.

Night

Night Hun xx"

Not sure how this works been trying to get your attention for.months lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"I cannot recall. I remember roughly 2 people I met who I didn't know

See? Told you I was forgettable!

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I cannot recall. I remember roughly 2 people I met who I didn't know

See? Told you I was forgettable!

It's hard to forget someone that gropes you erm I mean hugs you hello from behind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

more shit chat eh

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"more shit chat eh

It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just read this thread in full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"more shit chat eh

It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense

Is this what you've all been chatting about? 28 threads of bowel movements!?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I just read this thread in full

Oh dear

you'll never get that time back but it does make you giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"more shit chat eh

It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense

i talk poo at work - at home with the chrohns child - and now here with the nanna child - cant escape the crap haha

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"more shit chat eh

It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense

i talk poo at work - at home with the chrohns child - and now here with the nanna child - cant escape the crap haha"

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"more shit chat eh

Would be rude not to.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"more shit chat eh

It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense

Is this what you've all been chatting about? 28 threads of bowel movements!?

Monkey bowel movements too. Can't leave them out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"more shit chat eh

Would be rude not to. "

well tis a fact of life i guess -

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"more shit chat eh

It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense

Is this what you've all been chatting about? 28 threads of bowel movements!?

Not all 28 but a lot of them

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I just read this thread in full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well OP, the majority of people who frequent the chatrooms dont chat, so why try to chat in here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all, see we're back talking about shit again. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today?

I never talk about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today?

Well not the type that comes out of a living body at least x

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today?

I never talk about it

I shag remained gagged on the subject

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today?

I never talk about it

I shag remained gagged on the subject

Cheeky.... that should have read shall.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today?

I never talk about it

I shag remained gagged on the subject

Cheeky.... that should have read shall."

Shagged and gagged. Prove it with a photo.

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